http://isitnormal.com/flags/fake/rss/ So I have recently come to terms with the fact that I am a pathological liar. My doctor says that it is a mental condition that is not easily controllable (He referenced it to turrets). I am attending therapy to help control it. I used to be a happy, goofy guy who loved telling, harmless, entertaining stories about my "adventures". Now it seems that I have lost my spark, and barely even enjoy showing up to class, or going to work. And I feel like I'm committing a crime if I tell a tale (which of course makes my usual listeners unhappy.) My girlfriend, who just forgave me for lieing to her, says I should go see a doctor about depression. I refuse to go because I know that he is going to put me on medication and I really don't want that. Whats wrong with me' Is it normal to lie like this' http://isitnormal.com/story/25589/ 2008-12-03 19:52:34 http://isitnormal.com/story/25589/rss/ Ok here goes I am a 35 yr old male in pretty good health minus the case a beer a night and the fire herb..I love spicy food..chinese ordered xxxxxhott, hot wings..The next morning after mucho indulgence on the fiery fun I find myself on the "pot" or Porcelin pony if you will..There is a bar in front of me that was used to help my dad to get in the shower but now he is in a nursing home and I have been using the bar religiously to hold on to while i push fiery feces out of my hot red anus...I almost stroked out twice...Anyways when i finish I wipe the best i can then lean to the right where the sink is and i grab a wad of tp and run it under cold water and then cram it up my crack..It feels cool and i am at peace with myself..I call it my butt tampon. Just wondering if i am wierd or are there fellow BT Cruisers out there..Comment please http://isitnormal.com/story/25474/ 2008-11-27 16:14:24 http://isitnormal.com/story/25474/rss/ When ever I take a shower I take my brother's toothbrush and clean my penis with it! http://isitnormal.com/story/25412/ 2008-11-24 18:01:29 http://isitnormal.com/story/25412/rss/ I am 47 years old and seem to only have long-term relationships with women young enough to be my daughter. Not that I mind by any means because, let's face it, a middle aged man who has dated mostly women young enough to be his daughter does not seem to be the norm in society, although it is not looked down upon nearly the same way it was 20 years ago, and many men are envious of me for this. But, then again, it is usually the ladies who start the flirting - at least I think so. Anyway, I have had several relationships with women who are "within my age range," and we get along great, i.e. no real fighting, enjoy each other's company and so on, but those relationships don't last for more than a year and usually less than six months before we grow tired of each other, whereas many of the relationships I've enjoyed with younger women have lasted well over 3 years, and most of them have been open, polygamous relationships. Probably 75% of the longer-term relationships (2-5 yrs) I've had over the past 20 years have been with women/girls from 17 to 23. What do you think' Is this normal, or am I just one lucky ol' dude' http://isitnormal.com/story/25309/ 2008-11-18 16:35:07 http://isitnormal.com/story/25309/rss/ I am ALWAYS jealous - of everyone and everything at all times. I am always comparing myself and if there is someone out there, amongst my friends, who does have it better or appears to have it better, I get sooo jealous of them. I cant be happy for anyone...really, it's impossible. Deep inside i whish for them to fail. Everytime someone has something (a new job, a little more money, a boyfiend or even if they buy a new blouse...) I AM JEALOUS. And i dont know why. I have no reason to be like this. I am going to an Ivy League school, I got a great job (that could pay a bit more but still), I am pretty...I am not fat or ugly or anything...I got the best clothes, best connections....but still....I am always comparing and cant stand it when someone is or might be slightly better. - be it for serious things or just everyday mundane things...like a pair of shoes or something. There is no rule. What i hate is that i cant be happy for anyone...i cant be happy for my class mate having had a baby, cause i dont have one, and i cant be happy for my friend getting a great job...cause i am still looking for mine...i cant even stand it when someone moves to my town of LA while i am here at the east coast enduring the cold weather. I always feel like they are better or happier or more accomplished but i know that they arent always. It is almost like i am standing beside myself wondering why I am jealous, knowing deep inside that i got exactly the same, if not something better actually!!! But i cant help it. It is like ll consuming. All day, every day...I compare myself...from how i look, how my hair looks to what job and friends and income and salary and appliances and life i have, with that of others. The worst part is not being able to be happy for anyone and deep down wishing them bad things when they get what they want :( I feel horrible but it overcomes me and i cant help it. I already know this is not normal, or is it' Is it competition' I mean i cant even imagine feeling happy for anyone...i cant imagine how that must feel like cause i NEVER feel happy for anyone. Never have. I am not even acquainted with that feeling...all that happens is that i just feel miserable i dont have what they have - even if objectively what they have is not that much better or better at all... http://isitnormal.com/story/25290/ 2008-11-17 15:57:14 http://isitnormal.com/story/25290/rss/ I am 47 years old now. A few years ago there was this smokin' hot young girl living with the guy next door. The first time we met she was 16 (although she led me to believe that she was 19), and I wanted her then but knew that could be dangerous for her, given the aggressive/abusive tendencies of her bf. She got my phone number from his cell phone and started texting me after her 18th birthday, even though I had not knowingly given her any indication of availability. We talked on the phone a few times that summer and even talked a little about the possibility of hanging out some time. One evening while at a business meeting I called her on break and told her to meet me later that night and we'd talk and maybe get to know each other a little better. I picked her up and we drove around for a while until I pulled into an empty Eagle's lodge parking lot. We talked about several things but not about sex. After talking for a while longer I told her that she could do whatever she wanted right then. She jumped on me and kissed me like there was no tomorrow. We had an affair that lasted for more than 1-1/2 years and really had a lot of fun with each other exploring boundaries (use your imagination - you probably will not even scratch the surface of some of the wild stuff we did with each other!) She had to move more than 1500 miles away because of her job when she was 20. We still want each other very badly but we both refuse to relocate. Am I normal' What do you think I should do' BTW, I am single. http://isitnormal.com/story/25272/ 2008-11-16 17:40:19 http://isitnormal.com/story/25272/rss/ I'm always jacking off in my car, sometimes I drive around for three hours totally nude with a hard on the whole time . If I see a cute girl I'll drive up to her and come all over my crotch as I show her my 8" dick. Reactions I get are from terror to a smile and sometimes they lick their lips and I open my door and we go to my place. Once, one of them was // years old. We spent the whole night in my bed. http://isitnormal.com/story/25178/ 2008-11-11 13:46:17 http://isitnormal.com/story/25178/rss/ Well, i graduated high school, with many friends. I dont think im pretty but others always tell me i am, Im a little chubby, but people like me cause im nice. All my boyfriends ended in great notes, and like i said i had many friends. now i dont like to go out. people invite me, but i just dont really want to go. eventually i lost touch with all but like 2. does this happen often' http://isitnormal.com/story/25163/ 2008-11-10 21:40:41 http://isitnormal.com/story/25163/rss/ I am a 65 year old ARAB man , who is retired (emotionally and psychologically retarded could be as well )and think waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too much about what others think about me or my family (Since I am an arab any insult to my family is an insult to me) ,like for example , some foreign people are coming to visit my wife and me and my wife wants to serve drinks to them(like normal people do ) , yet I became so ANGRY and CRAZY telling her that I want to keep the IMAGE of the ARAB and MUSLIM man who doesn't serve drinks (I am so CONSERVATIVE)because I am narcisstic, think way too much about what others think of me or my family . I am also withdrawn and an almost introvert . Am I in the normal range of narcissim ', also is it normal for people to see my son's mistakes and NOT SEE MY MISTAKES '!, like I have a terrible personality due to my mom's upbrining .Also I don't think that I will die soon (My son HOPES so , so that he can have freedom and do what he always wanted to do ), I think I deserve a punishment for what I do to my wife and family ...please give me a terrible illness !. http://isitnormal.com/story/25144/ 2008-11-10 05:06:48 http://isitnormal.com/story/25144/rss/ i like to make my husband smell my farts i make sure im in bed and fart realy badly and woft the duvet up and down so he can smell it. is this normal http://isitnormal.com/story/25065/ 2008-11-05 13:39:40 http://isitnormal.com/story/25065/rss/ They serve you food and drinks, and even give you a pillow when you're sleepy. http://isitnormal.com/story/24954/ 2008-10-29 20:31:29 http://isitnormal.com/story/24954/rss/ Is it normal to name a stray cat Mr. Salamander and talk about bringing him to my dungeon, slaying him, and using his fur for nipple covers' http://isitnormal.com/story/24936/ 2008-10-28 19:56:13 http://isitnormal.com/story/24936/rss/ OK I'm finally gonna tell some one.This is a true storry please please dont lough or any thing. When I was 6 I used to go over to my dads house (My Parents were divorced) and he would touch me and stick his hand up my anus and bath with me,things like that.He did this for years until one day he moved away and I just stayed with my mom,I never told any one about it and now im 28.A few months ago he had come back and I started seeing him again.The thing is one day he started touching me again and I went with it,then we had sex and I liked it. I think Im in love with my dad is this normal' http://isitnormal.com/story/24934/ 2008-10-28 19:37:46 http://isitnormal.com/story/24934/rss/ sometimes i see things out of the corner of my eyes. sometimes i hear things at night when i'm in my bed tryinh to sleep. sometimes i feel like i'm not myself. sometimes i think others are acting strange like someones taking over them. this is just a few of them...... is this normal' http://isitnormal.com/story/24906/ 2008-10-27 02:31:47 http://isitnormal.com/story/24906/rss/ My sister just got her first boyfriend, and now she ignors me. She'll be on the phone with him saying nothing, and as soon as I walk in the room, she leaves. Is this normal'' We used to be like best friends. There wasn't one person in the world who we would rather spend time with. Now I'm uncomfortable being around her. He's an alright guy, but he bugs the heck out of me. Cause all these stupid girls like him. So he thinks he's all that. It's my first time dealing with this kinda stuff with her. Any advice'' http://isitnormal.com/story/24857/ 2008-10-24 20:02:38 http://isitnormal.com/story/24857/rss/ I think you're spying on me. Is it normal' http://isitnormal.com/story/24739/ 2008-10-17 19:24:13 http://isitnormal.com/story/24739/rss/ I hate police. I have encountered many issues with them amongst being terrorized from there unlawful stopping and harrasment i have even been beaten by them.I have a dream that a day the revolution will come and we will try them and imprison or hang them by gallows,The very thought of the court system makes me sick the crooked judges determine ones fate on there mood i absolutely hate and despise police and court judges etc is this normal does any one else feel the same'''' http://isitnormal.com/story/24721/ 2008-10-16 11:17:35 http://isitnormal.com/story/24721/rss/ I speak to girls of all races and I flirt with a lot of them. However, I would not go out with anyone but a white girl. Does this make me racist' http://isitnormal.com/story/24687/ 2008-10-14 09:23:50 http://isitnormal.com/story/24687/rss/ Okay, I just ran into this site and figured I'd get something off my chest, so here goes nothing. I want to be a dog. Yes, an actual dog. I don't know why but ever since I can remember, I've always wanted to be treated like a dog. I even went through a phase where I acted like one as a child. Now I am 20 years old and that feeling is still alive and kicking. I am a pretty confident, attractive black male and lead a normal life. I also have no history of mental illnesses in me or my family. This is my first time telling anyone about this. I keep it a secret because I even find it weird. So there goes. Was just wondering about everyone else's opinion, or maybe if someone has the same feeling. http://isitnormal.com/story/24578/ 2008-10-07 18:09:34 http://isitnormal.com/story/24578/rss/ Ok. Anna and I are first cousins. Our dads are brothers and our moms are friends. So as you can imagine we have a fairly close-net family. We attend the same high-school and are less then a year apart. We have the same friends. We are practically sisters. We constantly joke about supposedly being "separated at birth". In the past year we have noticed a mental bond between each other. We call it our 'Cousin Telepathy'. When we talked to our gramma about it she said we have been like that since we were born. Gramma said that when we were little we did EVERYTHING together AND at the exact same time. We got hungry together. We got sleepy together. We peed together. We got sick together. So on and so forth. Our problems are the constant headaches and stomachaches. If I have a headache she gets it. If she has a stomach ache I get it. We have even experienced the same nightmares! Once my headache goes back to normal hers reaches a climax and she sends it back. Then the circle continues. We both have REFUSED to take any pills unless the situation is DIRE. Which it rarely is. =) One night a group of friends went over to her house for a few games of cards, some gossip, and (for my advantage) some time to get away from home. Me and two of my friends were playing cards, two others were on the floor wrestling over anna's phone and anna was int the other room. Long story short I got hit square in the face with the phone. Before I could register what had happened I herd Anna drop to the floor and start screaming. She walked in with a bloody nose soon to point out my own. We had never really told any of our friends about our 'Cousin Telepathy' until that night. I have heard about this problem with twins, but we aren't twins. We're just really close. Is this normal' My mom has a hard time understanding. I am an insomniac. Our problem is getting worse. Anna cant sleep now due to extreme nightmares. (thats how my insomnia started.) Also. She's having surgery for a problem and Her doctor said it will cause major stomach aches. (not that we hadn't already noticed) Has anyone ever heard about this before' I heard about something else but its not telepathy. I forget the name. Telepathy is with trading thoughts. We trade dreams but that's it. Ideas for songs but that could just happen anyway. We trade pain, sickness, horror, happynes, bruises, cuts, sprains, so on and so forth. Any ideas on the subject' Have you found a helpful website on it' I am also paranoid. Should she worry about that as well' Comments are helpful. Thanks. Casey http://isitnormal.com/story/24386/ 2008-09-25 13:36:05 http://isitnormal.com/story/24386/rss/ Whenever my grandmother comes over and my parents aren't home, my grandmother tells me to comb her back hair, which I do, upon threat of not baking pies/cakes for me. http://isitnormal.com/story/24353/ 2008-09-22 12:32:35 http://isitnormal.com/story/24353/rss/ I am a girl,I'm 21 and I've got many male friends.In fact,I have only two close friends who are girls,and in general I hang out with boys(girls can be very boring).The problem with having male friends is that eventually some time they will hit on you,and through the years I ended up having sex with many of them,but most of the times it didn't end up in a relationship,we just kept on hanging out together like before.Do you think that I have an issue with "friendly sex"'(I know it sounds ridiculous,i just need you guys to share experiences with me) http://isitnormal.com/story/24329/ 2008-09-20 15:24:03 http://isitnormal.com/story/24329/rss/ I like to pick my nose. I love getting the wet boogers out and rolling them until they are dry and I can flick them. Sometimes they dont dry properly and I have to roll them on my clothes to absorb the moisture before I can flick them. Sometimes I even pull out a big line of snot and roll that into a ball. Its quite soft and squishy like a rubber ball. I must stress that I do not eat my boogers. I dont know why they dont make booger glue they stick to everything. There is even a Nose Pickers Association I am a member. Does anyone else do this I know Im not alone.. http://isitnormal.com/story/24284/ 2008-09-16 19:55:59 http://isitnormal.com/story/24284/rss/ I have a mother and sister in law that keeps a bunch of pictures around the house of my husband's ex-wife AND ex-girlfriend. I am complaining to my husband a lot about it. He talked to his mother and resquested that she removes the pics from the walls and puts them away. She removed a few but left a couple that are poster size! My husband's father just died of cancer and his funeral was this past Saturday. His mother and sister created a wall of pics and included a pic of his ex-wife that he divorced 16 years ago but has two sons with her, 19 and 21 yrs old. And they also included a pic of his ex-girlfriend even after he ask them NOT to put any pics of them. We are fighting a lot about it. Every time I go to my mother-in-law's house, I have to look at the ex-wife's and ex-girlfriend's pics on the wall! Is this normal''' Am I wrong to complain about it' Should I stop visiting his family' I am very hurt and sad. We have been married for 3 years now and have a 1 year old beautiful little girl. I love my husband very much and I do not want to divorce him because his family is stuck on his ex-wife and ex-girlfriend!!! Any advice would be greatly appreciated. Please tell me if I am wrong to make such a big deal about it. http://isitnormal.com/story/24018/ 2008-08-25 18:31:24 http://isitnormal.com/story/24018/rss/ WhEnEvEr I typE on my laptop, I always sEEm to bE confrontEd with this issuE of thE E kEy on my kEyboard bEing stuck in uppErcasE, which is annoying as apparEntly it's thE most usEd lEttEr in thE English languagE. Is thErE anyonE who has any idEa on how to fix this issuE. http://isitnormal.com/story/23992/ 2008-08-24 00:23:33 http://isitnormal.com/story/23992/rss/ Is it normal to select the no option when some ones story is normal, or to select the yes option if it's not' I hope it doesn't get worse because I might start leaving bogus responses... Is that normal' http://isitnormal.com/story/23925/ 2008-08-19 14:52:43 http://isitnormal.com/story/23925/rss/ i have a best friend and we got on with each other great, we always understand each other but is it normal for me to be jealous of him but i dont have anything against him i just feel jealous of him for no idea ''''''' http://isitnormal.com/story/23917/ 2008-08-18 23:57:20 http://isitnormal.com/story/23917/rss/ i have this one black bra i wear all the time never take it off not even in the shower, reason being i'm lazy http://isitnormal.com/story/23875/ 2008-08-15 16:30:57 http://isitnormal.com/story/23875/rss/ After so many years, I've been torn up inside. I've never had a birthday with any friends from school. I would have parties, but all my friends there didn't go to my school. But school was where I spent most of my life, so I did feel quite left out and strange when my friends would ask, "Are you having a party'" when it was my birthday. People would probably make fun of me because of it. Is this normal' I'm a bit old, but my birthday is coming up in about two months. I don't think I'll be having a party this year either. http://isitnormal.com/story/23793/ 2008-08-07 19:38:57 http://isitnormal.com/story/23793/rss/ I'm a 67 year old man, and every time I look in the mirror in my bath room I see a big gay black man standing right behind me whispering naughty words while breathing heavily. But when I turn around there's none there, it's like I'm going crazy, or seeing ghosts. It is true that I did hear some weird rumors of the house being haunted before I bought it, but this is ridiculous! But seriously I need some advise on what to do! http://isitnormal.com/story/23782/ 2008-08-07 11:08:51 http://isitnormal.com/story/23782/rss/ So the other night i smoked weed with a few of my friends in his basement. I used to smoke weed a lot more often but i hadnt for a couple months. After the second bowl, I started to feel like you do when you stand up to fast. My vision started fading and it got worse and worse and worse until i could literally see nothing. Once my friends figured out i wasnt faking they walked me over to a couch, bumping into everything on the way. I sat there for about a minute and finally vision started returning. It was weird because i was pretty mentally in it the entire time, i was just completely blind. It didnt happen to anyone else. Apparently i turned crazy pale as if there was literaly no blood anywhere above my neck. My friend even said my eyes looked bloodless whatever tha means. Any thoughts' http://isitnormal.com/story/23765/ 2008-08-06 09:04:24 http://isitnormal.com/story/23765/rss/ hi, my name is johny masnfield, age 26, i am currently in a relationship with a 22 year old female named vannesa. well we have gotten close to having sex, but i am afraid of having it...why!' Because ever since i was 13 everyone in my class has pubic hairs and could produce sperm, i thougth i would by 15, but no!!!. im 26 and i cant sperm or grow any hair on my weenie' is this normal!!!''' http://isitnormal.com/story/23752/ 2008-08-05 02:47:45 http://isitnormal.com/story/23752/rss/ I got a little secret that I've been keeping for a while now and I really need to know if it's normal. I kind of have a church/chapel related fetish. - Got a girl to wank me off during the proceedings whilst I fondled her ass. I sit as close to the altar as possible during this. - I went to confession with the sole purpose of trying to get the priest have an erection. I tell him a lot of erotic tales etc and wank myself off while doing this. - I get a girl to give me a blowjob during her confession or after it. - I have sex with a girl/whore during the proceedings. - I bribe a priest so I can take his place during the confessions. I then give people bad advice, while wanking myself. - I have sex with a girl on the altar. - I have sex with a girl tied to a crucifix. - I get a whore drunk on wine and fill her vagina with communion wafers. Normal' http://isitnormal.com/story/23747/ 2008-08-04 21:05:31 http://isitnormal.com/story/23747/rss/ About 6 months ago my cousin & me were tied up by another party for losing a truth or dare bet. It was a little embarrassing, because I was forced to face him on his lap; wearing nothing but a short skirt, which left my private & boobs exposed in front of him. We had no actual flesh contact, yet he had 2 ejaculations while we were trying to get ourselves untied. One of them even squirted me in the face! Is this normal since we had no physical stimulation' Then, last week as he watched TV on the couch beside me I noticed him looking over at my short skirt & thighs. About half way through the program I noticed his private sticking up through his pants, and the stuff leaking through. He was embarrased and explained that the memory of my exposed body was stuck in his mind, and that being next to me on the couch triggered a reaction. Is this normal' What's even more confusing, is that during this time, I was imagining a vibrator ring on his buldging dick that sent vibrating impulses against my clitoris! Even though there was no real physical contact between us I had an orgasm at the same time he did! Is this normal' http://isitnormal.com/story/23730/ 2008-08-03 21:36:45 http://isitnormal.com/story/23730/rss/ If you were one of those people that has left me a comment on my Cutting story, then i want to say thank you. All of you have helped me, and i know that this is the internet, but you all really did. I come here and realize there ARE people who care. Reading the comments makes me smile =) I have also gotten rid off all the glass in my room, that i would use. I have made a devotion to stop the cutting, and i plan on following through with that devotion. Update on my dad: I have emailed him, told him some stuff and said he owes me an apology, all he said is he hates me and dosn't want me to ever talk to him again. Yes, it hurts, a lot, but i have come to realize, i dont need him. All he ever did was give me problems. But once again thank you =) You guys are great Sincerely Courtney http://isitnormal.com/story/23637/ 2008-07-28 16:09:35 http://isitnormal.com/story/23637/rss/ Everyday, on every occasion, no matter who I'm with or where I am, I always think about killing people, when I'm at work I daydream about killing pretty much all day. In those dreams I usually imagine myself sneaking around the streets at night looking for potential victims, I target people who in my opinion are "bad" and doesn't deserve to walk amongst everyone else, like violent people, girls who scream and act tough because they have an abundance of laws and boys to cover behind, guys who act like they own everything and everyone, couples who shows their love in public by kissing in the middle of everything, people who think they can get everything if they yell loud enough.. I fantasize about finding a person or a couple that annoys me and brutally murder them, I plan how to do it in ways to avoid being caught, so I can do it again and again.. Basically, I want to watch people who annoy me suffer and die while they beg me for mercy. I already assume that this is not normal.. But maybe I'm not alone with this urge. http://isitnormal.com/story/23634/ 2008-07-28 09:03:50 http://isitnormal.com/story/23634/rss/ Okay, I have a cutting problem. The first time i cut myself it felt good, addicting, so i did it the next day. I promised i wouldn't do it again. But last night i did it again. I tend to snap at people, and get mad easily, then i go in my room, when i am depressed and do stupid sh*t. I have tried to commit suicide so many times. Im surprised im still alive. Pretty pathetic when you cant even kill yourself right' anyways. I dont know what to do. My mom said shes going to submit me into a heath facility if i dont stop. It just..It feels good after a rough day. ya know' and i have a horrible past. I was sexually abused everyday for four years by my dad. Which has made me to become the person i am. I dont know what to do. Help' Thank you. Courtney http://isitnormal.com/story/23595/ 2008-07-26 10:58:05 http://isitnormal.com/story/23595/rss/ i have been to 4 different mental hospitals. 1:14x's 2:1 3:1 4:1 and all of them said that i am to much for them to handle!!!!!! i can't control my anger and i see things so is it normal and i want to join the marines just to shoot and blow things up!!!! http://isitnormal.com/story/23590/ 2008-07-25 22:59:46 http://isitnormal.com/story/23590/rss/ Is it normal to be high on lortabs like i am right now' I'm gonna start experimenting with drugs, I'm kind of hoping that lortabs will become a gateway drug for me. I got them prescribed yesterday because i wiped out on my kawasaki ninja motorcrycle going 60 mph on the highway and i flipped 10 times and slid 200 feet. If you have any suggestions for what drug i can try next please tell me, by next year i want to become a hardcore drug addict. Junkie, pothead, tweaker, everything. It's going to be so much fun! :) Right now I'm kind of leaning towards trying ecstasy next. I have a nice stereo system so I can play loud techno music, and invite some girls over and we can have a drug fueled orgy. :D http://isitnormal.com/story/23458/ 2008-07-19 18:08:08 http://isitnormal.com/story/23458/rss/ Not long, my friend and I were talking and this weird guy who claimed to be 28 started talking to us, then he got out email adresses, I guess we were'nt thinking that he was maybe pedo or some messed up guy when we gave him our email adresses (he added us to facebook first) then he spoke to us for a bit and asked if he could see me naked in front of my webcam, then I turned the settings down on my webcam and brought it up and told him it was broken and he believed me. He also asked my friend many personal questions, my friend told him that he was in the shower, and the guy asked him if he was jackin off and my friend said yes as a joke and the guy told him to describe it to him :(, ( we were in a group convo. So my friend and I had a convo alone to talk in priavte (after we realized he was pedo after all he must be one) but I told my friend about what I did to my webcam, and accidentally put it on the group convo lol, that was funny, anyways then he got mad and crap, and blocked me, I still have some of the convos, and I went to the cops but they werent open and then sorta forgot about it for a bit, what does everyone else think' Sorry about the length and thanks :D http://isitnormal.com/story/23455/ 2008-07-19 17:01:29 http://isitnormal.com/story/23455/rss/ well me and my boyfriend have sex alot..prob like 2 daily and about 75% of the time he nuts inside me. We will be havin sex and i would look down occasionally well there would be like white as snow cum or something on his dick, and we couldn't figure out what it was. Well it also has a really strong nasty smelling odor to it to. Because of it sometimes we dont want to have sex just because it smells so bad..and i just wanted to know if that is normal or not and if i should go to the doctor. I would really really like for advice for i go to the doctor and spend like 300 dollars..Please help me if you know anything about this.. http://isitnormal.com/story/23411/ 2008-07-16 16:05:02 http://isitnormal.com/story/23411/rss/ I have an 11 year old daughter,and she ran to me and showed me her underwear's,which had this clear gooey wet stuff on it.I really do not know what it is i was thinking about taking her to her nurse but i don't know if the problem is the serious.Can it be from nasty intercourses cause I caught her naked rubbing her pussy up and down on the pillow like she was having sex,I did not beat her i had a little talk.She already had her period is that any kind of sign or something. SOME ONE JUST PLEASE HELP ME!!! http://isitnormal.com/story/23404/ 2008-07-16 09:01:46 http://isitnormal.com/story/23404/rss/ My wife and me have been married for 25 years and for a long time have talked about spicing up our sex life but have never done it. During a heated argument I told her about this 25 year old black girl I had been f**king for a few years. She did not believe me and told me to bring her home so she can watch me f**k her. I not only broght her over I also brought her 20 year old brother to f**k my wife. Talk about spicing things up. My wife got turned on watching me f**k this girl, and I got really turned on watching her brother stick his big dick in my wife. Now she loves it. Is it normal for couples to do this. http://isitnormal.com/story/23382/ 2008-02-15 12:16:46 http://isitnormal.com/story/23382/rss/ I think I'm in love with my daughter's best friend! I'm a 29 year old man and my daughter is 14. I broke up with my wife just before she committed suicide when I was 20. My daughter's friend, Louise, is 15 and very very hot! She flirts with me when my daughter isn't in the room and once she even offered me a fiver for sex. So, I'm stuck. No-one my age wants to love me and Louise is perfect in every way. I think I'm totally in love. So what shall I do' Is this normal' http://isitnormal.com/story/23376/ 2008-02-15 09:01:33 http://isitnormal.com/story/23376/rss/ ok i havent done this since the 5th grad but i have started doing it again and i dont know how to kick it because i think i am on over drive with stress with school an i dont hav heathcare any more so i cant git a doctors help so if any one could help me out of if anyone out ther that has ocd like this that knows how to do the steps to over come this would be good i need to stop i hav bald spot now an i am afraid someone will see it and i hate hideing this from my family and my boyfriend but i think i am going to need there help and i dont know how to ask them i am so scared http://isitnormal.com/story/23349/ 2008-02-14 20:08:34 http://isitnormal.com/story/23349/rss/ My sister is hot. One day, I was in the shower and she came in to get something. I was jerking off and she saw and laughed. Then she put some lotion in her hand and jerked me off. It was so hot. I think about it masturbating. Is this wierd. http://isitnormal.com/story/23340/ 2008-02-14 17:34:39 http://isitnormal.com/story/23340/rss/ So my dad and my step mom just got a divorce after 6 years. Throughout that period my step mom was a total B!!ch. But for some reason I was attracted to her. My father would be working late and she would always walk around bra-less or in her panties before we went to sleep. She also would say things that made me think she wanted me. I may just be imagining this stuff, but she is really messed up, and comes from a whacked family. I still want to bang her.. If she is willing .. Is this normal' http://isitnormal.com/story/23323/ 2008-02-14 11:13:52 http://isitnormal.com/story/23323/rss/ My boyfriend poops and wees on me in our bathtub. i really enjoy this, is this normal' http://isitnormal.com/story/23315/ 2008-02-14 10:06:48 http://isitnormal.com/story/23315/rss/ Ok I work at a gaybath house in chicago called steamworks and I am a stright man. Is this werid in anyway and dose this make me gay because I work with naked men all day long. Thank you for reading http://isitnormal.com/story/23265/ 2008-02-13 15:56:31 http://isitnormal.com/story/23265/rss/ Well, I don't really know how to put this, but it seems like over the years, I've picked up a bit of a weird habbit. It started in an early morning, January last year if I'm right, I was sitting with my 15-year old niece in the kitche, I was just about to start eating my breakfast, all of a sudden she started to scream. I didn't know why, so I punched right on the mouth, I felt my penis getting erected. I slammed her face with bruteforce on the edge of the oven. My niece started to cry, she told me she was experiencing some extreme pain in the temple, I didn't know if it was bad or good, so I slammed her once again. All of a sudden she stopped crying and told me she was happy, and had never been so happy before. Me, myself got so hot, so very very hot, that I slammed my 15-inches of erected penis right on her mouth. I thought, hey, I've gone this far, I can't stop here, might aswell go all the way, so I forced her chin right down the toaster, I felt so incredible, so invinceble. I could see the world in a different light, I felt that the violence had revived my soul. It all stopped when I drank my coffe, when I struck her with my ironing. It felt good. My question to you, is this something that should stop, or has anyone else experienced a simmilar urge' My niece got seriously injured during this actions, but she was quite happy because we got closer to eachother. So don't think I'm a psycopath or something like that. http://isitnormal.com/story/23221/ 2008-02-12 14:09:37 http://isitnormal.com/story/23221/rss/ hi all valentines day is two days away and i have no gf to give anything to any ladies wana be my valentine heres a love poem for u ur so sweet your so fine you stole my heart will u please be mine http://isitnormal.com/story/23213/ 2008-02-12 10:02:26 http://isitnormal.com/story/23213/rss/ I have a sister in law who has developed into a very hot lady. I have known her since she was 16 and now is 22. She looks like Cindy Crawford. Do you know how hard it is to have a sister in law like that. I have been wanting to f**k her for years. And I know she is always checking me out. The problem is she is my wifes sister. What should I do'' http://isitnormal.com/story/23201/ 2008-02-12 07:25:16 http://isitnormal.com/story/23201/rss/ I was wanting to know do you think its norm to have but sex with your x girlfrind cuz her dad died and she needed cumferting http://isitnormal.com/story/23180/ 2008-02-11 19:48:14 http://isitnormal.com/story/23180/rss/ i need a man who knows how to a please a woman think u can http://isitnormal.com/story/23178/ 2008-02-11 19:02:33 http://isitnormal.com/story/23178/rss/ My girl friend and I aren't married but we live together. The sisters use each other as sitters. The kids are highschool on down. The girls especially parade around half dressed. I catch myself looking at their butts and pussys. I try to act normal but I'm afraid my hardon will give me away. One day i saw a couple of them looking at my bulge and giggling. I try to be inconspicuous. http://isitnormal.com/story/23165/ 2008-02-11 16:03:49 http://isitnormal.com/story/23165/rss/ one of my best friends, jack has just came out to me at his house. straight after this he pulled his c*ck out and tried to f**k me i'm perfectly straight. what should i do' http://isitnormal.com/story/23155/ 2008-02-11 13:32:44 http://isitnormal.com/story/23155/rss/ i was with friends and we were having a girly chat. They were being open with me so i was open to them. So i told them about my masterbation. One of them told someone and so my secret spead and now the whole years knows. What shall i do' I need help now'!!!!!!!!! PLEASE HELP ME I AM DESPERATE FOR IT ...... http://isitnormal.com/story/23146/ 2008-02-11 12:28:07 http://isitnormal.com/story/23146/rss/ hi alll maybe the girls on here can help me im a 36 year old male and i realy like this girl she means everything to me we never met we talked on the phone thats it i really love her and want to be with her but shes got a bf she said she loves me as a freind but i love her more then a freind i dont know what to do any advice u can give me woud be nice thanks http://isitnormal.com/story/23139/ 2008-02-11 09:31:57 http://isitnormal.com/story/23139/rss/ It was a cold, frosty morning in downtown Gresham, Oregon. I was walking down the street with my girlfriend. My girlfriend needed to have a look in a clothes shop across the street, so I sat down on the bench. An elderly lady, who must have been about mid-eighties, sat down next to me. I looked at her and felt an erection developing. I tried to ignore it. My girlfriend exited the shop, bags in hand. I tucked away my erection and walked away. I needed to masterbate and did so as soon as I returned back home. I denied to myself I had any sexual feelings towards elderly women until i saw an attractive old lady in the charity shop. I started to talk to her. She was very nice and eventually took her home, when my girlfriend was away on business. I had an amazing time with the lady, and we had nice, hard sexual intercourse. Is it normal to have sexual intercourse with a lady in her eighties' Is it normal to masterbate over OAP's' Please sensible comments only as this is a sensitive subject. Thanks. http://isitnormal.com/story/23104/ 2008-02-10 13:25:56 http://isitnormal.com/story/23104/rss/ 1 day i came home and my brother was in my room licking the inside of my thongs i asked him what are u doing he said looking throw ur window i sed i saw what u were do he got angry and left the house later that night he came home and told me hes just 15 and horny and the he asked me if i would give him head and that he would pay me i sed no he sed alright then the next morning gettin changed he was in the hallway beggin me i still sed no later i found 1 of my thongs in his room it was wet were he had licked it http://isitnormal.com/story/23090/ 2008-02-10 06:26:25 http://isitnormal.com/story/23090/rss/ I've got a terribly big monkey.Its so large and hairy and very muscular.Most of the time I can control it.But sometimes it just wont obey me. My big monkey will stand up and demand attention.It really swells up to its full size and just sort of bobs up and down waiting to see what I'll do.But what can I do' It knows that sooner or later Ill have to take matters into my own hands and show it who is boss.So I grab it and I beat the shit out of my monkey.I squeeze it and really jerk it around until it's head is all red and purple and sometimes the beating lasts a while ,most times it dont.I'll be all tired and sweaty and my monkey will be sort of limp and ragged looking. ButI know it wont be long until my big monkey is rearing its ugly head in my face again and the whole thing will start again. I tried to get a girl next door to help me with my monkey problem but she took one look at the size of it and said no way she could handle it.Other girls have said the same thing.My sister when she was younger would look at it and giggle but now that she is older she dont look at it anymore but she still asks me how my big monkey is doing and sort of giggles.All she has to take care of is her sweet little kitty. So I guess until I find someone who can handle my big muscular monkey I'll be taking care of it myself,all day every day.Dont get me wrong,I love having my big monkey,not everyone has one this big but sometimes it can be a burden to find someone who isnt afraid of its size. It is normal to beat your monkey several times a day ,and while I know its okay to do it ,sometimes I just wish someone would give me a hand' http://isitnormal.com/story/23080/ 2008-02-09 20:12:29 http://isitnormal.com/story/23080/rss/ hi, after masterbaiting.... about and hour later i reconized red spots/dots, where the skin meats the head of my d***.this is the first time ive ever seen this,,, is this mormal..am i ok http://isitnormal.com/story/23079/ 2008-02-09 20:04:44 http://isitnormal.com/story/23079/rss/ So recently I thought that black people liking chicken alot was just a stereo type. I started to notice that this is true that black people and chicken go together real well. Just the other day i was watching a mcdonalds commercial and i noticed that the black people in the commercial were all eating chicken and then i was watching a gushers commercial and the black guy yell "all yeah i won a chicken dinner" so yeah i think black people and chicken are the best combination there is. comment on this subject and tell me what u think about black people and chicken. http://isitnormal.com/story/23074/ 2008-02-09 17:13:42 http://isitnormal.com/story/23074/rss/ Ok my problem is Ive got a dude who is obsessed with me.Im a guy too and altho Ive got nothing against gays Im not wanting to do any gay stuff. This guy follows me around and even posts right after me most everytime I post.He almost reminds me of one of those little shaky dogs that always wants to hump your leg. I guess Im a bit flattered that he looks up to me and wants to get my attention all the time and mostly wants to be like me but its also a bit embarrassing.mainly Im embarrassed for him cause everyone can see how obsessed he is with me and how he wants me to notice him. How do I tell this guy Im not interested and he is wasting his time' Is it normal for a loser to look up to a studly idol or is it a bit gayish' http://isitnormal.com/story/23054/ 2008-02-09 07:10:36 http://isitnormal.com/story/23054/rss/ HI am going to egypt in march the 1st and people are telling me stories about the place! so i was wondering if any1 has been to egypt on this website to tell me if they liked it and why''''and if they didnt like it and why ''' The place is, sharm el sheikh . http://isitnormal.com/story/23049/ 2008-02-09 02:43:00 http://isitnormal.com/story/23049/rss/ Hey people, Im a 16 yeaold guy and im not cirumsized and i was wondering, how much willit cost' and when should i get it if im playing sports and working' Have a nice day http://isitnormal.com/story/23047/ 2008-02-08 22:42:03 http://isitnormal.com/story/23047/rss/ So ive been dating my girlfriend for about 3 years. Im 19 and shes 18 going on 19 next month. We have a healthy and good sex life together but the other day she said the strangest thing. She said that she really wants me to perform an Alabama Hotpocket to her. for those of you that dont know what that is, its when you take a dump in a girls vagina. My first response was like WTF hell no thats so f**ked up. But she REALLY wanted it and i mean in the worse way. I really dont want to do it but it will break her heart if i dont. To dump or not to dump' What should i do' http://isitnormal.com/story/23046/ 2008-02-08 22:23:06 http://isitnormal.com/story/23046/rss/ To all people, I am 16 and my c*ck is 11 inches when soft and 13 inches when hard.Here Is A Story about me having a h**ndj*b by my g.f.When I was in high school my g.f ask me to come by to my her house in to hours time(she said that after school).So, what I did is I came by and saw her door was unlocked so, I just come in.I search 4 her in her room.To my great shock, she was naked and asking me to take off my clothes. I didnt 1 but she pulled me over and strip me.She took off my clothes followed by my t-shirt, pants than underwear.She looked at my penis while she drool.After that, she gave me a nice h**ndj*b.It was so greatr but before that, she tied me to the bed so when i can't hold on she will continue.After that she put a condom over my penis then she gave me a blowjob it was such a pleasure that i wet her bed alot(including me and her)My c*ck was fully erect that time that it was erect for 2 days..... THE END http://isitnormal.com/story/23033/ 2008-02-08 18:46:21 http://isitnormal.com/story/23033/rss/ For the ones who ask if theyre penis is big enough let me tell you about myself. My penis didnt start growing till after i turned 17 then by the age 19 i reached my growth limit of 4.2 inches and have never had a problem pleasing a female. But for most of high school i was only 1.8 inches when fully erect(i measured myself almost everyday). I was lucky nobody except my sexy cousin found out, even though she did like makin fun of me whenever we were alone..... Which could be the cause of my fetish with small penis humiliation. http://isitnormal.com/story/23000/ 2008-02-08 01:55:28 http://isitnormal.com/story/23000/rss/ Over the past like 5 years ive really gotten more wierd when it comes to sexual behavior. I often enjoy pretending(through many different fantasies) im only 2 inches when fully erect and will sometimes tell this lie to hot women hoping for them to laugh and make fun of me. How can the thought of being small turn me on' Has anyone else had this fetish' http://isitnormal.com/story/22997/ 2008-02-08 00:14:30 http://isitnormal.com/story/22997/rss/ To All People, I am a male and 12 coming to 13.My c*ck is 7.5 inches(soft) and 10 inches(hard).Is That Normal'BDW, I am not a porn freak.Plz Comment In Advance.... http://isitnormal.com/story/22996/ 2008-02-08 00:10:38 http://isitnormal.com/story/22996/rss/ I am 12 yrs old coming to 13 yrs old, male and my c*ck is 10 inches long is that ok'i am not a porn freak. http://isitnormal.com/story/22994/ 2008-02-07 21:46:38 http://isitnormal.com/story/22994/rss/ I am 12 yrs old coming to 13 yrs old, male and my c*ck is 10 inches long is that ok'i am not a porn freak. http://isitnormal.com/story/22993/ 2008-02-07 21:46:26 http://isitnormal.com/story/22993/rss/ i need some advice i have strong fealings for my freind i cant be with her cause she has a bf what shoud i do http://isitnormal.com/story/22986/ 2008-02-07 19:46:54 http://isitnormal.com/story/22986/rss/ I was wondering if guys like a girl with a hairy vagina. I don't shave mine, and i don't know if i should. So any guys out their want to tell me what they think' http://isitnormal.com/story/22943/ 2008-02-06 19:15:57 http://isitnormal.com/story/22943/rss/ Me And My Family Like To Have Wild Orgies Every Week My Dad Does My Boobs While My Mom Does My Pussy With Her Feet While I Do My Sister With My Mouth Is That Normal Also My Borther Does My Mom's Ass http://isitnormal.com/story/22934/ 2008-02-06 18:15:14 http://isitnormal.com/story/22934/rss/ So, I've only ever engaged in oral sex with a partner; although I enjoy masturbation very much. I used a sex toy to pleasure myself for the first time. It could go approx. 6-7 inches into me, without pain. Is this normal' I thought that the 'cherry' was located 3-4 into the vagina.. My vagina does not hurt afterwards except slight discomfort from the width of the toy. Please help! http://isitnormal.com/story/22921/ 2008-02-06 13:05:38 http://isitnormal.com/story/22921/rss/ Hmm, I Dont Really Know I Have No Clue I Like You I Love You I Hate You I Want You To Prosper And I Want You To Die At The Same Time I Trust You But I Dont Trust You I Want You but I DOnt Want You You Turn Me On And You Disgust Me I Wanna f**k You But f**k You...Damn Is This Normal' http://isitnormal.com/story/22878/ 2008-02-05 15:53:19 http://isitnormal.com/story/22878/rss/ Is it normal to touch guys when they sleep' like masturbating them and stuff' http://isitnormal.com/story/22870/ 2008-02-05 14:10:49 http://isitnormal.com/story/22870/rss/ You may think I am obessive-compulsive, or that I am lucking but whenever I am having a manege-a-trois with my two submissive girlfriends (identical vietnamese twins) I insist on using a giant protractor to ensure that all partners (in crime) are lying percisely at a 60 angle to each other in an equilateral triangle. Our angles are 60-60-60 666. I love hot angle sex (except during my period). http://isitnormal.com/story/22833/ 2008-02-04 19:25:16 http://isitnormal.com/story/22833/rss/