IsItNormal.com - Most F*cked Up Stories

Hi, everyone! I'm new here.

2008-02-15 13:13:51

Hi, I found this site when I googled "is my pinis size normal" and it seems to be more of a chat room then an advice giving site. So I am happy to anounce that I am now part of these forums.

spiced up

2008-02-15 12:16:46

My wife and me have been married for 25 years and for a long time have talked about spicing up our sex life but have never done it. During a heated argument I told her about this 25 year old black girl I had been f**king for a few years. She did not believe me and told me to bring her home so she can watch me f**k her. I not only broght her over I also brought her 20 year old brother to f**k my wife. Talk about spicing things up. My wife got turned on watching me f**k this girl, and I got really turned on watching her brother stick his big dick in my wife. Now she loves it. Is it normal for couples to do this.

Awe Hell

2008-02-15 10:08:26

I hate my soon to be ex wife. Lazy b**ch will not get a job, lives off me, because we have 3 kids and the child support she gets and I cannot stand it. Anyone else here have this problem and is this normal'

Stargirl Here: I just got my new trailer!

2008-02-15 09:20:03

I have been saving for a few years and finally I have it. I have now returned from the dealership and have bought myelf a new DOUBLE WIDFE trailer! It has a sunroom and everything. ChrisUCF and I will be iving in it together because I want him around when my medicalert bracelet goes off because I've fallen again, and a strapping young stud like him is just what a woman my age needs. Strong. Honest. Loyal and nott overly burdend with brains He is perfect for me STARGIRL

Stargirl Here: IIN Under New Management

2008-02-15 09:16:42

This is to let everyblody know that, effective March 1, 2008, I, Stargirl, will Own the website IsItNormals.com. I first propositioned Udi 3yrs ago and we made a deal. For a small cash stimpend and the understanding that I would f**k him 3000 times, he would agree to turn over proprety rights to this sight to me lock stock and barrels. This morning at 7:30AM EST I finished working on my back for the 3001 time, therefores the website will now come under my control. You peons had better respect My authority or I Will be banning you. STARGIRL

The shooting on thursday.

2008-02-15 09:05:53

YES!!!!!!! More worthless jews died yesterday, i always get happy when i hear about these things. I just wish that guy could have killed more people. is it normal'

I think I'm in love with...

2008-02-15 09:01:33

I think I'm in love with my daughter's best friend! I'm a 29 year old man and my daughter is 14. I broke up with my wife just before she committed suicide when I was 20. My daughter's friend, Louise, is 15 and very very hot! She flirts with me when my daughter isn't in the room and once she even offered me a fiver for sex. So, I'm stuck. No-one my age wants to love me and Louise is perfect in every way. I think I'm totally in love. So what shall I do' Is this normal'

NEARLY UPDATE.

2008-02-15 04:16:38

OK. An update. Nearly had a quiet night and received a bed bath by an 18 year old virgin gay guy. A slight rush of blood was observed in the neather regions so it is expected that he will be with us some time soon. 15 Valentines day cards were received from well wishers and have been placed around his room. The 18 year old gay virgin boy was so mezmarized by nearly's falic response, we had to drag him away. He has volunteered to do ALL the bed baths for nearly for as long as required. Oh, in his own time to. I think this may 'hold nearly back' myself, but the hospice governers decided to accept the offer since it cuts their wages bill!

OMG Gabrielle from High School Musical nude!!

2008-02-15 03:49:40

http://theblemish.com/images/2007/09/vanessa-hudgens-nude-lg.jpg I'm always jacking off to High School Musical and this got me really hard!

The most fucked up family you will see

2008-02-15 03:18:04

Trust me this link is safe but it is beyond belief http://www.snotr.com/video/902

My ex-good friend was 30 years older than me

2008-02-15 03:03:48

I am a 27 year old female that was good friends with a legendary Hawaiian surfer/shaper for about a year. He was 30 years older than me but the age did not seem to matter. The guy was extremely athletic and surfed like a 20 year old. He also looked much younger than his age and had the personality of a charismatic highly driven young adult. Unfortunatly he had a very low emotional IQ equivalent to the mental age of 16. The friendship ended in him screaming like an enraged adolescent (name-calling, curse words, etc.) over something very minor. We were only friends, not lovers (that would have been gross) but people who saw us together assumed so. My question is: Does age really matter when it comes to friendship'

Check out these hot young sl*ts

2008-02-15 03:01:40

http://www.topless16.com/ http://www.teenage-nudists.com/sisters.html

fuck mommy

2008-02-15 02:42:18

this raj from india i a 14 year old man who sometimes liking fuck mommy in pussy. she is big tits and sexy asshole.

In love with my friend's daughter

2008-02-15 02:12:42

I'm a man in his late twenties and I'm in love with my friend's 14 year old daughter. I often visit my friend just to see her. The thing is, I know she likes me because my friend always laughs and tells me how his daughter has such a crush on me! If only he knew how I really felt! I know it's wrong, but it turns me on to know I can fuck her if I wanted to. THIS IS A SERIOUS STORY AND NOT A JOKE SO PLEASE GIVE ME SOME REAL ADVICE

Masturbation Job

2008-02-15 01:50:08

I whack off 4 times a day. Can I make money doing this'

Religon haters

2008-02-15 00:52:01

So as I have only been on IIN for a short time I have found a pattern through out this site. First the are few people that give advice to almost every story it seem. Second, the people here really don't like bad grammer. And third is that it seems like 3/4 of the people on this site are either god haters or religon haters. Is there anyone out there who's not ant-anychurch. Anyways, I've been talk to one of the leaders in my church about some church related stuff I talked about in previous stories. As I think about some of the stuff he said a few things came up that suprised me. The one thing that I said was, yea I have a few things to work on myself. He came back and said " Don't take to long you don't have very much time." That's not what got me thou. In my church we have been told that the mormon missionariea have to be more faithfull and ready as Evil becomes stronger. Well this guy is sorta rushing this thing that should be a personal dessicion when you (I) go. This was something I was just thinking about. And the comments about God not being real and I should quit right now arnt rreally help. I would concider them if they had a reason or explanation

Not ready for a relationship'!'

2008-02-15 00:35:12

I have recently asked a guy out who I've been hanging out with for the last couple of months. I live at school and both he and I live in the same rez building. We would hang out at least 5 + hours everyday and he'd come get me for classes and dinner etc. so I assumed he liked me. When I asked him out he told me that he wasn't stupid and knew what was going on between us.He also said he wasn't ready for a relationship becuase he had a recent breakup with a girl and that it wasn't that he didn't like me. I was wondering if this "Iam not ready for a relationship" has another meaning of, I just don't like you. The confusing part of this is after he rejected me, he hasn't changed his flirty behaviour and actually goes out of his way to spend more time with me. Iam confused and wondering whether I should move on or stick around ( at least for a little while).

Pro-Masturbation taught in school...(KF)

2008-02-14 23:53:47

i was reading an article and it asked if masturbation should be encouraged and if techniques should be taught during sexual education in the school systems. i agree with the first part that it should be encouraged but the second part may be akward for students and teachers... Your thoughts...(KF)

Strange Dream

2008-02-14 23:24:35

Just this morning I had a really messed up dream it was in a bank and I saw a shady looking man come in and he yelled "Every one get on the floor!" and demanded money from the tellers and the people I couldn't move to get down for some reason he yelled at me to get down but I could not so he shot me in the chest twice than I fell to the floor all I could hear is people screaming and I could see my blood running in front of me. I felt really light headed and weak like it was real than every thing went dim when I blacked out I woke up with two bruses on me that are really painful. What does this dream mean'

i want to put my nose

2008-02-14 22:03:14

between crookshanks buttcheeks

i pull out my hair

2008-02-14 20:08:34

ok i havent done this since the 5th grad but i have started doing it again and i dont know how to kick it because i think i am on over drive with stress with school an i dont hav heathcare any more so i cant git a doctors help so if any one could help me out of if anyone out ther that has ocd like this that knows how to do the steps to over come this would be good i need to stop i hav bald spot now an i am afraid someone will see it and i hate hideing this from my family and my boyfriend but i think i am going to need there help and i dont know how to ask them i am so scard plz help me at wildgirlchild24@gmail.com ty beth

ten cool pepole on here

2008-02-14 19:49:49

stargirl gretchen potato nearly george bush neice baby chris ufc spam javlin uniballer

my sister

2008-02-14 18:32:24

I am 19 and my sister is 18. is it normal that i always think about her in a sexual way (she has massive tits)

eat cum out of pussy

2008-02-14 17:40:17

I was watching an awesome porno the other day. This really hot asian chick was getting f**ked really hard while making out with another hot chick. The guy cummed all inside her pussy (no condum). Then another guy came and f**ked her and cummed inside her too. It was so hot. You could see the cum leaking out of her pussy as he f**ked her. Then she licked the first guy's cum off the other guy's dick. Finally, a third guy came in her pussy. By this point, she was overflowing with cum. The other girl, who was kissing her up to this point, bent over and started to eat the cum straight out of her pussy. She than made out with the asian and swapped cum for a long time. Watching this video was the first time I ever had an orgasm without touching myself.

slippery h**ndj*b with sis

2008-02-14 17:34:39

My sister is hot. One day, I was in the shower and she came in to get something. I was jerking off and she saw and laughed. Then she put some lotion in her hand and jerked me off. It was so hot. I think about it masturbating. Is this wierd.

I HAVE A VERY SMALL

2008-02-14 16:15:25

LAMBDA. WHEN I RUN, ITS ORDER OF MAGNITUDE OF 10 TO THE -38 METERS!!!! IS IT NORMAL!'

Non racist pooltoy here

2008-02-14 14:22:44

I'm gonna get the BIG ONE from my dad on this special day of love! Oooooooo it makes my butt hole twitch just thinking about daddy deep in my butt :) I just know he'll pat me on my head afterwords and call me his pooltoy. Well, happy BUTT SEX to everyone and jala halla bless.

Harry Potter is a Horcrux

2008-02-14 13:38:51

This was spoiled to you by---- stargirl.

Gretchin's ex!!!!!!!!!!

2008-02-14 13:33:47

the guy that is gretchin, has a discusting pic on his profile!!!!!! only look at it if you want to throw up!!!!! @gretchin you are one sick f**k, you have mental problems, not even compareable to my mental problems. I'm sorry but you are the only one on this site that I really HATE!

Attracted to my step mom

2008-02-14 11:13:52

So my dad and my step mom just got a divorce after 6 years. Throughout that period my step mom was a total B!!ch. But for some reason I was attracted to her. My father would be working late and she would always walk around bra-less or in her panties before we went to sleep. She also would say things that made me think she wanted me. I may just be imagining this stuff, but she is really messed up, and comes from a whacked family. I still want to bang her.. If she is willing .. Is this normal'

Three babes for Valentine's

2008-02-14 10:52:48

Which one would you pick' Maybe Tobra's mum can put in a good word for us here'

i think i'm bisexual

2008-02-14 10:41:32

i'm 14, i've had some relationships with men but now i'm starting to become attracted to women , is this normal 'cos i'm experiancing some pretty weird feelings for them

He says he still loves me....

2008-02-14 10:39:27

OK HERES THE DEAL MY EX KEEPS TRYING TO GET ME BACK.HE KEEPS TELLING ALL THIS sh*t ABOUT HOW HE IS STILL IN LOVE WITH ME.BUT I DON'T KNOW IF I SHOULD GET BACK WITH HIM. WHEN WE WERE DATING HE WAS SUCH AN a**hole TO ME AND I JUST WANT MORE PEOPLES OPINIONS.......... HELP ME PLZZZZZZ!!!!!!!

MY EX GRETCHEN http://isitnormal.com/story/18094/

2008-02-14 08:35:56

Gretchen and I....ah....a long and twisted and delicious saga.... I like to conduct elaborate sociological experiments. I am not saying she isn't real. As a matter of fact, most of you aren't who or what you say. Who am I " You be me and I'll be you " http://isitnormal.com/story/18094/ http://isitnormal.com/story/18094/

to fuck or not to fuck'

2008-02-14 06:43:41

Aight, theres this kid in our class that I really want to fuck.As far as i know were both gay so should i fuck him'

Im a night rider

2008-02-14 06:40:37

Last night my boyfriend poked my thigh with his hard c*ck.'.'.' which normally means he wants it.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.' so i gave him a bj.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.' '.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'. but he seemed really tired.'.'.'.' so i rode him.'.'.' he came and I went to bed.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.' '.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'. the next morning he was asking what he did last night because he feels like he had sex.'.'.' i said, duh a**hole we did. but he swears he was fast asleep and didnt know.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'. '.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.' Is that normal.'.'.' to ride a c*ck for ten minutes, and it get off.'.'.' but your boyfriend is asleep' i would think he would have woken up' even just a little. i got off too, and i wasnt quiet about it either.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.' '.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.' does this mean i'm a rapist' he didnt seem to mind... except that he lost out on the hot action.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'

a heartwarming story

2008-02-14 03:05:34

this is a dream i had last night, I went on a killing rampage and killed little babies and put them in my freezer, with one of them i blended it and drank it, i sliced another babies legs and arms off and used the limbs as sex toys, another I cut it's body into little peices and threw it in a dumpster, another baby i anally raped it while it was still alive as i shove my hard c*ck into it's tight virgin a**hole and proceded to rape it so hard that it bled and i got got blood all over my d*** THIS IS ONLY A DREAM I HAD

stolen generation better off

2008-02-14 03:04:46

I have had enough of all the talk about about the "stolen generation". I would never say sorry because in my opinion, 98% of thoses chidren have had a life they never would have had. Also,what about the thousands of white children that have been "stolen" by the Department of childrens services(DOCS) every year and put in to foster homes' I do not see any difference. Are we going to say sorry to the white "stolen" children as the government just said sorry to the black people'

I AM NO WHERE NEAR PERFECT

2008-02-14 02:48:41

I AM NO WHERE NEAR PERFECT, I EAT WHEN I AM BORED, I FALL FOR GUYS EASILY, I AM VULNERABLE TO BELIEVING LIES (NO MATTER WHO THEY ARE FROM), I AM HOPING THAT ONE DAY I WONT NEED TO FAKE A SMILE AND I LIVE BY QUOTES THAT EXPLAIN EXACTLY WHAT I AM GOING THRU. I MAKE UP EXCUSES FOR EVERYTHING, I HAVE BEST FRIENDS AND ENEMIES, I HAVE DRAMA AND MEMORIES (( AND THATS LIFE )) LiVE iT, LOVE iT, LEARN FROM IT. i AM NOT A PeRFeCT GiRL. MY HAiR DOESN'T STAY iN PLACE i SPiLL ALOT OF THINGS AND i AM PRETTY CLUMSY BUT WHEN i THiNK ABOUT iT & TAKE A STEP BACK i REMEMBER HOW AMAZiNG MY LiFE TRULY IS & THAT MAYBE..BECAUSE..i LiKE BEING iMPERFECT. i AM THE AUTHOR OF MY LiFE..UNFORTUNATELY..i HAVE WRiTTEN iN PEN..AND i CANT ERASE MY MiSTAKES.

Bi-Sexual Guys Are Gay...(KF)

2008-02-14 02:09:42

Usually when you say thats gay your talking about ricky martin or talking about the person the on subway drawing a penis in Sharpie® on the window, Thats what the term has come to be just some more slang in the culture we live in. Im now talking about homosexuals, queers, homos, fairies and such. I once knew of a kid (not knew cause thats gay) that when you would say your gay to him in slang or seriousoty he'd say "I'm Not Gay... Im Bi" and i would say "Wait so you f**k dudes" now i define any sexual acts with a man if you are a man to be homo, gay, queenish, queer whatever the term, you cant f**k dudes and then say but i also f**k women. thats like saying you molest children but you also have sex with adults. Your still a ChoMo, I hope you all agree with me that Bisexual men are actually gays too queer to say there gay... Please resond with your thoughts, and lets leave out the spammers that will say stuff like KILL QUEERS and such. thanks Thanks for your time guys...(KF)

THE King

2008-02-14 01:08:07

If anyone has any complaints, compliments, insults or even naked pictures of your mother just email your King ... spamjavelin@merseymail.com Your resident Scouse King from the city of Liverpool.

TO OCTOBER on Valentines Day

2008-02-13 23:42:03

OCTOBER, I know you're a little fragile, not mentally, but i know that you are a little delicate physically. so if we were lovers, i would be really gentle with you. i would sit down, and you would sit on my lap and ride me like a bronco rider, but really gently, softly. also i would wheel you up and down the florida beach every night, and we would watch the sun set, and just make out and eat marshmellows. the only problem is that your parents would want to kill me because i am old enough to be your father. but anyway...happy valentines day Tober..you are beautiful.

Is your penis size normal'

2008-02-13 21:42:15

Here is the average penis size for boys of different ages: Age 11 - 3 inches Age 12 - 3.8 inches Age 13 - 4.8 inches Age 14 - 5.4 inches Age 15 - 5.6 inches Age 16 - 5.7 inches Age 17 - 5.8 inches Age 18 - 5.8 inches Age 19+ - 5.9 inches So now please, please, PLEASE for the love of God stop asking questions about it!!!

It sucks being a crippled woman.

2008-02-13 18:01:51

Top 10 reasons why it sucks to be a crippled teen girl: 1) I piss myself all the time 2) I sh*t myself all the time 3) I can't dance 4) I can't walk 5) I can't stand 6) I get sores on my ass from sitting 7) I can't get laid 8) I look like a bean bag 9) I can't wheel my ass on a sandy beach 10)I am a cripple.

should i be worried

2008-02-13 17:18:12

ok my boyfriend that ive been dating for 4 months has his ex girlfriend living with him.that he dated for 8 months. And im worried that hes goin to get back with her i went to his house to dayy and saw her clothes in his room on the chair and Her slippers by the sterio he tells me that there us nothin is goin on between them and that she sleeps on the couch butt if she was sleeping on the couch then why would all her stuff be in his room' She has been sending me text messages saying that they prettuy much are dating butt just with out the label butt he tells me there not i dont know what to do reather i should stay and find out the truth and that they are doing sh*t adn me get hurt even worse for staying with him longer or if i should juss leave and not know if its true or not so it wont hurt as bad Someone please help me should i stay or should i go Should i be worried'

THE SADEST PERSON EVER ON IIN'

2008-02-13 16:16:14

THE SADEST PERSON EVER ON IIN' @:nearly You really are about the lowest form of gutter rat ever to polute these boards. You are beyond contempt.

Gaybath House

2008-02-13 15:56:31

Ok I work at a gaybath house in chicago called steamworks and I am a stright man. Is this werid in anyway and dose this make me gay because I work with naked men all day long. Thank you for reading

Muffler

2008-02-13 15:48:30

Today a NlGGER ran under my car as I was driving; the silverback was probably trying to steal my muffler. Now it's just a sh*tstain on the road and I still have my muffler. Is it normal for cotton to be picked by machines'

penis's n stuff

2008-02-13 15:38:44

hi i have a penis i jerk off with it and i think this is normal so i am giving everyone else the chance to be normal by giving them PORN!!!(yaaaaaay) www.boysfood.com www.pussy.org www.wowomg.com www.pichunter.com www.porntelecast.com www.pimpmygoogle.com www.funny-games.biz/adult

THE SADEST PERSON EVER ON IIN'

2008-02-13 14:23:48

@: GeorgeWBush2 You really are about the lowest form of gutter rat ever to polute these boards. You are beyond contempt.

Jews are cool!!!!!!!

2008-02-13 14:08:07

Jews are so cool I want to f**k them all with a wooden baseball bat. I want to put them in my oven and cook them till they are burned to a crisp. I want to put them on buses and make them drive off a cliff. I want to spray them with poisonous chemicals. I want to throw them into a deep pit filled with used needles. I want to drown them in a sea of boiling semen. I want to make them eat sh*t. I want to shove grenades up their a**holes then lock them in a blast-proof room. I want to lock them in cages like the animals they are. Is it normal'

am i going insane'

2008-02-13 13:01:34

one day at school i was on the bus to college and evryone was annoying me i thought to myself that i wanted the bus to crash and now everyone has found out and i cant show my face. i have had bad thoughts before, i have had dreams where i have seen locations of murdered people and i had a dream about me hanging myself. sometimes i feel so angry with someone i feel like i want to burn them alive. is this normal and am i going mad'

Im not a dad!

2008-02-13 12:31:04

Ok get this my x is preg. But she told me im not the dad Im totaly pissed and happy at the same time and she and I are done!!!!! this is cammy and thankyou for every thing

Do girls enjoy facials'

2008-02-13 10:28:16

Do girls like to have guys cum on their face'

penis size

2008-02-13 09:08:20

i am a 13 year old boy and my penis is 4 1/2 inchs erect... is that normal'

penis size

2008-02-13 09:07:44

i am a 13 year old boy and my penis is 4 1/2 inchs erect... is that normal'

penis size

2008-02-13 09:07:13

i am a 13 year old boy and my penis is 4 1/2 inchs erect... is that normal'

Is that safe'

2008-02-13 09:03:21

Im 16/f and I have a very dangerous obesession- I mastrubate with my dad's 9mm gun, I shit you not. I first check to confirm there are bullets in it and I turn the safety off, it makes me so hot and I mastrubate with the barrel. One time I was THAT close from hitting the trigger and it made me even honrier. Is that normal'

My balls are

2008-02-13 09:02:08

yearniing for a dip in the wet goodness of the vag of stargirl. Is this normal' I want to see her piss herself at the O time.

what would you do''

2008-02-13 08:20:31

okay my gf and i live with her sister and her sister's so called guy "friend". but that isn't the problem... whenever i leave and come back her sister's guy "friend" is always talking to my gf... and i always hear that they talk in the middle of the night when i'm asleep... i trust her and all, but i sometimes get these feelings like they are up to something... and i tried saying something to her, cuz she lets him hug her and lay down with her when i'm not there... and i got mad and told her that that wasn't right, and she got mad at me and told me that he was there when i wasn't... i honestly think that that is some bullsh*t... but what can i do''' and today in the morning, before i took her to school i went in her room and i tried opening the door and she was behind there and her sister's friend jumped on the bed and acted like he was asleep... the thing that keeps me saying that nothing is happening is cuz she is 17 and he is like 38... and he isn't attractive at all...

milk junky

2008-02-13 07:09:08

I am a 14yr old female and always watch my mother breastfeed my baby brother.She asked me if I wanted a taste..and I really liked it.My gf says it tastes yucky. I am really hooked on the stuff, and cant's wait to get more.Is this normal'

puberty

2008-02-12 20:55:28

can a guy here 13 and below text me a pic of there penis' im not gay i just want to see how im doing compared to other peeps (having puberty issues) ill send a pic of mine if you want. comment if you want my number.

boyfriend and sex

2008-02-12 17:01:34

my boyfriend told some of my friends he wanted to (do me) and he had a gold comdom in his hand what should i say to him and is it normal for a pre-teen boy to say that

I caught my dad with my gf!!!

2008-02-12 16:46:08

I came home after football practice was cancelled and found my dad fucking my gf in the living room! I want to fuckin kill them both!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Who do you hate more'

2008-02-12 16:35:49

Niggers, kikes, spics, faggots, slopes, towelheads or wops'

Bill, the Dyslexic Maniac Teacher

2008-02-12 16:25:40

EccWei, here. Everything from here on is true. My calculus teacher: -Looks and sounds like David Suzuki -Has a massive orange goatee -Blinks very hard -Is partially deaf -Shakes his fists, arms separated and at shoulder level -Walks from each end of the classroom to the other and talks to either wall he faces -Swears like a sailor -Has dyslexia and gets solutions backwards -Teaches poorly -Makes unusual threats: E.G. "Square roots don't work that way. And if you think they do, I'm going to come into your kitchen and kill you." "Don't take this integral at zero. Because when you divide by zero, the world explodes." Is it normal'

My best friend's hot sister

2008-02-12 15:21:08

I have a crush on my best friend's younger sister. I'm 15 and she's 13 so it's nothing that creepy. But I know how older brothers are. He'd probably cut my balls off with a dull knife if he knew I was always checking out his sister's perky tits and cute butt. But I really really like her and I think she likes me too. I want to ask her out but I'm afraid my friend will hate me for it.

im 15 why havent i started yet'!

2008-02-12 14:57:39

I am 15. I am 5'0 and I am 95 pounds. I am also very active(compitition cheerleadin).I have discharge, pubic hair, underarm hair, and boobs. Why haven't I started my peroid. Do I need to go to a doctor'

my mom molest me (I'm a girl)

2008-02-12 14:33:31

hi I'm 15 my mom is 35 and when she gets drunk she take her cloths off then rip off mine and forcely use my hand to mastrubate I tell her to stop but she just keep shoving her fingers up my tight ass and giving me orals and make me cum is that normal

Kitchen Sex, help me!

2008-02-12 14:09:37

Well, I don't really know how to put this, but it seems like over the years, I've picked up a bit of a weird habbit. It started in an early morning, January last year if I'm right, I was sitting with my 15-year old niece in the kitche, I was just about to start eating my breakfast, all of a sudden she started to scream. I didn't know why, so I punched right on the mouth, I felt my penis getting erected. I slammed her face with bruteforce on the edge of the oven. My niece started to cry, she told me she was experiencing some extreme pain in the temple, I didn't know if it was bad or good, so I slammed her once again. All of a sudden she stopped crying and told me she was happy, and had never been so happy before. Me, myself got so hot, so very very hot, that I slammed my 15-inches of erected penis right on her mouth. I thought, hey, I've gone this far, I can't stop here, might aswell go all the way, so I forced her chin right down the toaster, I felt so incredible, so invinceble. I could see the world in a different light, I felt that the violence had revived my soul. It all stopped when I drank my coffe, when I struck her with my ironing. It felt good. My question to you, is this something that should stop, or has anyone else experienced a simmilar urge' My niece got seriously injured during this actions, but she was quite happy because we got closer to eachother. So don't think I'm a psycopath or something like that.

is it rape if she cums'

2008-02-12 11:57:23

i met this girl when i was out clubbing and we went back to my place we were making out and she was lying naked on my bed when suddenly she says that its going too fast and we shouldn't fuck well i fucked her anyway and she had a shuddering orgasm and even kissed me afterwards now she claims i raped her and threatens to go to the police!!!

love poem

2008-02-12 10:02:26

hi all valentines day is two days away and i have no gf to give anything to any ladies wana be my valentine heres a love poem for u ur so sweet your so fine you stole my heart will u please be mine

Pills' is it normal'

2008-02-12 09:45:12

I quit school and have started smoking pot, drinking, and taking entire bottols of all kinds of pills, riddilin, anti deppressants, and pain relevers, ( I don't know what most of the things I take are called) is it normal'

sis in law

2008-02-12 07:25:16

I have a sister in law who has developed into a very hot lady. I have known her since she was 16 and now is 22. She looks like Cindy Crawford. Do you know how hard it is to have a sister in law like that. I have been wanting to f**k her for years. And I know she is always checking me out. The problem is she is my wifes sister. What should I do''

daddies little pooltoy

2008-02-12 04:03:47

I'm a little redneck working on a farm people think i am weird 'coz of my skinny arm. I try hard to explain i do it for the job I slide it up the cows ass to check for any blobs. I'm a redneck vet you see the job is very tough unlike me and daddy 'coz daddy's very rough. I'm daddies little pooltoy he always rapes my ass when i ride his cock for him he shouts 'Give it gas' Isitnormal hate me i'm sick and thats so true hit me with your rhythm stick (cock) please do, please do, please do. yours sincerely, pooltoy.

Apologies

2008-02-12 02:16:23

Apologising to Aborigines eh' New govt. wants to sweep the cursed issue away me thinks.

Oral Sex Techniques... (KF)

2008-02-12 00:18:06

Super Self X-Plainatory < bad spelling you get it though, circle tongue flick cl*t teeth you know lets get some ideas flowing, thanks for your time and your comments (KF)

CAN YOU HELP ME WITH A SONNET'''''

2008-02-11 23:22:06

by help i mean do one for me in the next ten minutes if possible PLEASE its a life or death situation

good sex

2008-02-11 20:29:51

some of you remember a story about me having sex wit x girl. right after I posted that she showd up at my apartment and we had more ass sex I mean right as I finshd postin my story. For you guys that havent read my other one her dad just died and its the second time wev done it sins her dad died 2 days ago is that normal'

sex with girl

2008-02-11 19:48:14

I was wanting to know do you think its norm to have but sex with your x girlfrind cuz her dad died and she needed cumferting