http://isitnormal.com/flags/funny/rss/ http://isitnormal.com/story/my-boyfried-is-freaked-out-by-condiments-33953/ My boyfriend is freaked out by condiments. He cant even stand to look at ketchup. The thought of Mayo makes him sick. BBQ sauce or salad dressing, maple syrup, A1, mustard, hot sauce, sour cream, dip, jam or jelly all makes him want to vomit, even if he's near it. He hates to even sit near me when I eat my food with this stuff although he has gotten used to it. He used to even make me rinse with mouth wash before he would kiss me after I ate some. He will eat, salt, butter, pepper, garlic powder and sometimes use olive oil. The weird thing is that he says he has never in his life tried any of this stuff. He's almost 28. What gives. Is this normal' I think not. http://isitnormal.com/story/my-boyfried-is-freaked-out-by-condiments-33953/ Tue, 29 Sep 2009 17:26:08 -0700 http://isitnormal.com/story/i-love-to-fart-in-crowded-elevators-in-tall-buildings-31560/ I go into tall buildings in big cities and then when the elevator gets crowded, I silently release horrendously stench-filled farts into the atmosphere. Then I crunch up my nose and look around to see "who farted" and look accusingly at the person behind me. Then I often burst into song, usually a song from a musical from the Ragtime era. http://isitnormal.com/story/i-love-to-fart-in-crowded-elevators-in-tall-buildings-31560/ Mon, 27 Jul 2009 17:05:03 -0700 http://isitnormal.com/story/my-name-is-mark-and-i-found-my-soul-mate-i-want-it-all-30627/ My job allows me to travel a lot. My wife found out that I have been having an affair and told me to stop it immediately. I tried to get her to give me permission to keep seeing this other woman and instead of letting me, she kicked me out of the house until I "came to my senses". I told my wife that I broke it off with my mistress in Argentina, but I lied and was visiting her anyways. When I got back, I had to explain to just about EVERYBODY - God, my wife, lots of people in my home state and basically the world - just what the heck I was doing. I told some bible stories to excuse my behavior and told everyone that I would try and fall back in love with my wife, even though I also told everyone that my soul mate is in Argentina and when I was in Argentina I cried and cried the whole time. I also have been sexually inappropriate with 6 other women, but I didn't have actual sex with them like I did with my soul mate in Argentina. I have a job where I am in the public eye and I use my position to tell other people to stick to family values and to go to church and be true to the Lord. Now people are saying I am a big fat hypocrite and I should step down. I said, NO WAY and that all those haters should learn to forgive and let me continue to do what I want. Am I normal' http://isitnormal.com/story/my-name-is-mark-and-i-found-my-soul-mate-i-want-it-all-30627/ Sat, 04 Jul 2009 07:00:22 -0700 http://isitnormal.com/story/zombie-apocalypse-27518/ I know this is going to sound stupid. Or like I'm joking, or maybe a little crazy. But... Am I the only one who has seriously considered/planned for the zombies' No, I'm serious. It isn't as unlikely as one might think. There are truly a number of ways by which humans truly could turn into zombies. Given, not all of these would truly turn us into shambling, cannibalistic corpses... but there are parasites, for example, that can control one's actions. Research looking into bringing life back into a body, which would result in brain functions being limited to the "reptilian" brain, which controls only basic functions like hunger. (So that would REALLY be a hungry, re-animated corpse.) I'm not making myself sound any saner here, I know... but really, I'm not trying to say I have a bunch of complex theories. I'm just saying I think about this pretty often. Like, once or twice a week. And I have plans for what I would do if there was a sudden zombie take-over. I know the first househould items I would grab as weapons. How I'd manage to get gas for the car without being eaten. Who I'd check on first; who I'd try to get to. Where we would go to be safe. How bad-a** it would be to be able to kick some zombie face in without fear of infection. And at least every month, I get scared that it's happening. Not severely scared, but just a little freaked out. Not enough to scream or run around telling people or anything. So, uh... Anyone else' http://isitnormal.com/story/zombie-apocalypse-27518/ Mon, 16 Mar 2009 12:18:19 -0700 http://isitnormal.com/story/is-it-normal-to-like-censors-starred-out-words-26497/ I think a swear word sounds cooler if it is bleeped out (on tv) or if it is starred out (in writing) like f**k c*nt n*gger s$#! b@^&ard c**k but not all of the letters so u can still se wat the word is http://isitnormal.com/story/is-it-normal-to-like-censors-starred-out-words-26497/ Tue, 20 Jan 2009 17:04:35 -0800 http://isitnormal.com/story/i-m-a-superhero-25889/ I feel like there are alot of people who are apathetic about the world. It seems like most people are much more concerned with themselves, their appearance, how much they have, how much they can get out of life. I feel like people don't care about helping other people or making a difference. Because of this, I have devoted my time and energy into trying to make a difference. I am part of the Real Life Superhero Movement. At night, I put on a special costume and patrol the streets. I have fought crime and saved injured people. One time I got in a bloody fight with a crack dealer. One time I took down a corrupt security company. One time I just stayed with a woman who had been hit by a van until the ambulance came. I have a utility belt full of gadgets and gear and know how to scale buildings to hide in the shadows. I can do 50 pushups in under a minute. I talk with superheroes all over the world who are doing the same as me. I'm even on a superhero team. I've been doing this regularly for years and will do it for many more. Am I right about the apathy of the world' Or am I normal' http://isitnormal.com/story/i-m-a-superhero-25889/ Thu, 18 Dec 2008 02:45:04 -0800 http://isitnormal.com/story/my-basement-is-evil-25150/ Every time I turn off all the lights in my basement I run like hell up the stairs. I think the guy from The Shining will come out of my boiler room screaming and swinging an axe at me. WTF is wrong with me'''' http://isitnormal.com/story/my-basement-is-evil-25150/ Mon, 10 Nov 2008 11:48:58 -0800 http://isitnormal.com/story/sex-with-blow-up-dolls-22756/ My wife makes me have sex with a blow up doll.She will not let me do her http://isitnormal.com/story/sex-with-blow-up-dolls-22756/ Sun, 03 Feb 2008 02:47:26 -0800 http://isitnormal.com/story/the-best-way-to-wank-off-seriously-21890/ take a full roll of toilet paper...... do you see the cardboard tube inside' bend the cardboard until you can slip it out dont rip the paper though take a condom... put it in the hole of the toilet paper, with the open end of the rubber stretched around the outside perimeter of the toilet paper. so that it stays... then lube up, and pound that tp. http://isitnormal.com/story/the-best-way-to-wank-off-seriously-21890/ Wed, 16 Jan 2008 10:22:09 -0800 http://isitnormal.com/story/dirty-pussy-20218/ I'm a 16 year old female When I was young- maybe 12, I would never change my underyear...NEVER- I'd go like 5 months wearing the same ones. I grew out of that stage and finally started taking care of my genitals. BUT NOW, I have theses tiny bumps everywhere (I'm a virgin, so I know it's not an STD) Could it be a bacterial infection..and if it is can I get rid of it with antibacterial soap' http://isitnormal.com/story/dirty-pussy-20218/ Sun, 16 Dec 2007 05:08:26 -0800 http://isitnormal.com/story/more-female-mastrubation-techniques-20134/ Im totally serious about this. Well, im almost 16 and ive been mastrubating for along time. Im starting to get bored. What i always do is just look at porn clips and use onefinger to rub my cl*toris. But its getting really boring! HAHA. I just want more ideas of wha i can do. Ive tried other things and the one im doing is the only one that makes me have an orgasm. http://isitnormal.com/story/more-female-mastrubation-techniques-20134/ Thu, 13 Dec 2007 16:08:48 -0800 http://isitnormal.com/story/too-large-a-vulva-20059/ Is it normal for a woman to keep her vulva moist via a creme during the day for comfort' My wife has the largest vulva I have ever seen. The vulva, that part of flappy tissue that sticks out from a woman's c*nt, is mostly external. I walked in the bathroom one day after she got out of the shower and she was rubbing herself facing away from the doorway. She was carefully rubbing herself with this stuff. I thought she was masterbating and stopped because she saw me. She told me that she rubbed herself with this ointment to keep from being made uncomfortable during the day wearing tight clothing. My wife does have a huge vulva. It is a big turn-on to me; it sticks out an inch or more. She told me that doing this kept her vulva from becoming dry and slightly painful. She told me that she puts this on at night right before bed and in the AM. (I had noticed that when I give her oralsex, she tastes sweet at first, but I have never said anything) My question is ......do other women do this or am I being naive' http://isitnormal.com/story/too-large-a-vulva-20059/ Tue, 11 Dec 2007 09:09:59 -0800 http://isitnormal.com/story/girls-school-sex-hot-women-ladies-gift-19557/ My lame-ass grade 8 class is doing this thing this year called Secret Santa(Whooaaa Scary!) and its where you have to draw a name out of a hat and buy a gift for the person you picked. now my problem is that i picked the hottest and most popular girl in my class. I'm sorta friends with her but i want to become closer friends and show her that I'm a cool nice guy. So any ideas, suggestions on what I should get her' and I don't to spend alot just enough to show that I'm nice and friendly http://isitnormal.com/story/girls-school-sex-hot-women-ladies-gift-19557/ Wed, 28 Nov 2007 18:14:30 -0800 http://isitnormal.com/story/girls-masterbating-19491/ What is Masterbating'' How do you Masterbat' Don't judge me http://isitnormal.com/story/girls-masterbating-19491/ Tue, 27 Nov 2007 10:01:05 -0800 http://isitnormal.com/story/my-sister-19063/ I want to f**k my sister she is 20 and im 21 i all was git my vibrater out and which she was sticking in me is this normal http://isitnormal.com/story/my-sister-19063/ Sat, 17 Nov 2007 21:55:20 -0800 http://isitnormal.com/story/a-lament-for-the-long-and-the-short-of-it-all-18866/ We refuse to be amused by your moans and groans and cries We’re all tired of the rants about your puny penile size As if all we had to do all day was listen to your reprise Of your length and girth and firmness and, oh - will it satisfy' I tell you, we don’t care and never did and furthermore, Your requests about your member have become a crashing bore So take it to your doctor or your mother or your w**** But take it somewhere else because your whines just make us snore http://isitnormal.com/story/a-lament-for-the-long-and-the-short-of-it-all-18866/ Wed, 14 Nov 2007 08:47:24 -0800 http://isitnormal.com/story/anal-sex-with-a-large-balck-man-18609/ I just realized that as I am typing this a rather large well endowed black man has his big fat uncut c*ck in my ass and he is f**king me. I am a guy. It feels really awesome and I can't wait for him to pop his big sticky load of cum inside of me. Then he'll probably give me a warm piss enema right from the tap. After he finishes I will probably give him the rim job of his life. http://isitnormal.com/story/anal-sex-with-a-large-balck-man-18609/ Fri, 09 Nov 2007 20:24:17 -0800 http://isitnormal.com/story/big-pussy-s-17958/ I have this extreme lust for women that have abnormally large pussys.I'm talking where a guy can use huge dildos on them and they can take it all.I dont know why I'm like this because all my friends want tight pussy and with me its the looser the better.Am i totally weird or what' http://isitnormal.com/story/big-pussy-s-17958/ Fri, 26 Oct 2007 20:56:22 -0700 http://isitnormal.com/story/men-in-nylons-17953/ lam 41 male that love to wear nylons is it ok for guys to wear nylons my wife loves me in them and l love how they feel on l wear them all the time is there other guys out there that wear and do women like men in nylons http://isitnormal.com/story/men-in-nylons-17953/ Fri, 26 Oct 2007 19:08:44 -0700 http://isitnormal.com/story/clothed-girls-wanking-me-off-17547/ Hi, I totally love the idea of two or three girls fully clothed wanking me off.. and even better for them to roll me over and wank me into my own face...I think that would be cool as f**k!! spunking into my own face as girls watch... anyone else' girls' http://isitnormal.com/story/clothed-girls-wanking-me-off-17547/ Wed, 17 Oct 2007 16:13:11 -0700 http://isitnormal.com/story/www-2girls1cup-com-17295/ www.2girls1cup.com check out the WHITE chick is this normal' http://isitnormal.com/story/www-2girls1cup-com-17295/ Fri, 12 Oct 2007 10:26:37 -0700 http://isitnormal.com/story/i-fucked-my-mom-16160/ one day during summer vacation my mom was looking sexy. i could not keep my eyes off her. me and my mom were alone for the whole weekend. at night i went to her room and saw her naked and fucking herself. my mom caught me and came to me and pulled me in. then she closed the door and pushed me on the bed. she started feeling my croach. then took off my shorts and boxer and started sucking my dick making it hard. we ended up fucking each other. we still do it when we get a chance. http://isitnormal.com/story/i-fucked-my-mom-16160/ Sun, 16 Sep 2007 16:08:30 -0700 http://isitnormal.com/story/secretary-with-big-tits-15895/ My secretary is an older german lady and sits right outside my office. Sometimes in the late afternoon I close my office door and peak through the office window and jack off while admiring her hugh tits. Is this normal' http://isitnormal.com/story/secretary-with-big-tits-15895/ Tue, 11 Sep 2007 00:13:53 -0700 http://isitnormal.com/story/what-is-squirt-15851/ i dont understand what is squirt.some say there is no such thing.some say there is.if not how a girl orgasem.what is in xxxfilms is it pee.explain me......... http://isitnormal.com/story/what-is-squirt-15851/ Mon, 10 Sep 2007 08:28:45 -0700 http://isitnormal.com/story/muslim-jokes-15423/ Q: What do female Muslims use for birth control' A: Their faces. Q: What's the difference between a Muslim and a dead horse' A. It's no fun beating a dead horse. Q. What's the difference between an American BBQ and an Islamic BBQ' A. In America, Humans roast animals over a fire. In Islam, it's the other way around. Q. What do you say to a Muslim with his arm all the way up a camel's rump' A. "Having car trouble'" Q. What's the difference between Cindy Sheehan and a terrorist enemy' A. I don't know either. Q. What's the difference between Michael Moore and a one ton CARE package' A. Michael Moore, if sliced real thin, can feed a larger Afghan village. m father catches his son masturbating. He says, "Don't do that my son, or Allah will strike you blind." The child says, "Abu, I'm over here." Q: How do you get a Muslim woman pregnant' A: Dress her up as a goat. Did you hear the one about the Muslim who won a Nobel Prize in Mathematics' Neither did I. Q. How many muslims does it take to change a roll of toilet paper' A. What's toilet paper' Q. What do Muslim men do during foreplay' A. Tickle the goat under the chin. Here are a few tasteless jokes even al-Qaeda can appreciate: Q. How many Muslim extremists will it take to destroy America' A. None, American Liberals can do it all by themselves, thank you. Did you hear about the prostitute who came out of a bar and was stoned' She didn't survive. Did you hear about the greatest bash they ever had in Bali' Everyone was bombed. (this last one makes Bin Laden roll on the floor, piss in his robe, and kiss his goat) http://isitnormal.com/story/muslim-jokes-15423/ Wed, 29 Aug 2007 22:06:40 -0700 http://isitnormal.com/story/the-best-masterbation-technique-15347/ ive tried a few... but what IS the best masterbation technique' http://isitnormal.com/story/the-best-masterbation-technique-15347/ Tue, 28 Aug 2007 04:39:06 -0700 http://isitnormal.com/story/pussy-lips-15052/ I got an interesting theory, U no how they say, a man's shoe resemble his u no what...(dick). I think the size of woman's lips resemble the fatness of her Libia majora or Pussy lips. Basically saying a woman's mouth lips is the same size as her pussy lips. http://isitnormal.com/story/pussy-lips-15052/ Tue, 21 Aug 2007 20:57:03 -0700 http://isitnormal.com/story/i-want-to-fuck-my-mum-14901/ should i rape my mother is it normal to rape your mother http://isitnormal.com/story/i-want-to-fuck-my-mum-14901/ Sun, 19 Aug 2007 11:03:49 -0700 http://isitnormal.com/story/male-anal-masterbation-not-gay-14812/ I am in no way shape or form gay, I love girls and thats the only thing that gets me off, girls. But I like to finger my ass sometimes, it feels nice. Is it normal' Also what can I use that are everyday items around the house, and how should i clean them before and after I use them' http://isitnormal.com/story/male-anal-masterbation-not-gay-14812/ Fri, 17 Aug 2007 13:37:06 -0700 http://isitnormal.com/story/my-friend-s-hot-sister-14640/ I went over to my friend's house to chill but the he had to run out real quick so the only people in the house were me and his hot older sister when all of a sudden she starts saying she feels real hot so she take's off her top shirt and throws me to the couch she started rubbing ma dick and telling me to eat her out and to rub her nipples cause there were erected so later on we f**ked hard and smelled up the room of sex and i think i might of got her pregnant so later on when my friend got home he thought it smelled weird and now he suspects that we had sex and he's trying to figure out if we did but i dont think he'll find out cause he's always watching naruto and other cartoons wat should i do'ANSWERS PLEASE! http://isitnormal.com/story/my-friend-s-hot-sister-14640/ Mon, 13 Aug 2007 22:27:59 -0700 http://isitnormal.com/story/chink-jokes-14397/ 1) How do you know if a chink robbed your house' Your homework is done, your computer is upgraded, but two hours later the chink is still trying to back out of your driveway! 2) How do you blindfold a gook' Dental floss! 3) What do you call a gook with one testicle' Whatwentwong Not gonna be too hard on the chinks b/c they already have small wanks. http://isitnormal.com/story/chink-jokes-14397/ Thu, 09 Aug 2007 16:24:11 -0700 http://isitnormal.com/story/i-just-got-violated-14350/ Always after taking a sh*t I lick my fingers but yesterday my father came and he started with holding me down and taking a crap in my face, I found it rather stimulating until 2 other big black muscle men came in to and started to shove the sh*t down my troath, It felt awfull and I almost choked on it, then one of the black guys started butt raping me slowly whispering Akon lyrics in my ear while smackin ass until it was all red and covered in blood from my ravaged butt, It was horrible but luckily it ended quick, I havent spoken to my father or anybody after that and I was wondering if I should, so what do you guys think I should do' http://isitnormal.com/story/i-just-got-violated-14350/ Wed, 08 Aug 2007 17:54:39 -0700 http://isitnormal.com/story/family-time-14344/ I'm a 52 year old man. I got 3 kids, 2 girls and one boy. My wife left me 3 years ago. And every saturday, right after sesame street I put sleeping drugs in my kids soda, when they're asleep I usually undress them and put them into the bed in different poses so it'll look like they're having sex, atleast one of my girls and my boy, and I usually take and put my other girl onto my penis and f**k her in her ass. Am I normal' http://isitnormal.com/story/family-time-14344/ Wed, 08 Aug 2007 17:31:03 -0700 http://isitnormal.com/story/ladies-like-it-when-you-jizz-on-their-faces-14228/ it seems to be a common theme in porno films, I guess they must like it, I don't know I'm a virgin, but I should do that to one if I ever get one http://isitnormal.com/story/ladies-like-it-when-you-jizz-on-their-faces-14228/ Mon, 06 Aug 2007 12:38:11 -0700 http://isitnormal.com/story/good-pron-sites-13662/ i need some better porn sites that are free and have good porno becouse im sick of my old sites so can you help me out http://isitnormal.com/story/good-pron-sites-13662/ Sat, 21 Jul 2007 18:40:15 -0700 http://isitnormal.com/story/my-sisters-f-k-me-13554/ I have 2 sisters one is 17 the other is 7. Last week while my parents were out at work wee were playing a game of tag and i got a random erection. unfortunatly my little sister fell on top of me. she wanted to see what it was so my older sister held me down and stripped me to show my sister. After my older sister showed my younger one how to have sex by demonstrating on me!! It was sooo nice though, now every time my parents go out we f**k each other and masterbate each other. is it normal to f**k your sisters''' They are reeaallllly hot.... http://isitnormal.com/story/my-sisters-f-k-me-13554/ Wed, 18 Jul 2007 03:36:54 -0700 http://isitnormal.com/story/wife-naked-in-front-of-another-man-13468/ For the longest time I have had a fantasy about another man seeing my wife naked. I don't want her to have sex with another man just to be seen nude. I have told my wife about this and asked what she thought. She just laughed and said only if the other man is naked. Is this normal' http://isitnormal.com/story/wife-naked-in-front-of-another-man-13468/ Sun, 15 Jul 2007 16:32:39 -0700 http://isitnormal.com/story/cellphone-up-the-butt-13209/ help I can't get it out and it keeps ringing http://isitnormal.com/story/cellphone-up-the-butt-13209/ Fri, 06 Jul 2007 08:28:28 -0700 http://isitnormal.com/story/dick-size-13132/ hey im 18 iz my dik small at 16 cm 7 inches http://isitnormal.com/story/dick-size-13132/ Tue, 03 Jul 2007 19:52:16 -0700 http://isitnormal.com/story/sh-t-soap-13079/ I hate it when its my turn to take a bath after my brother and he washes his ass but leaves sh*t bits on the soap. We are a family of 7 kids and have to use the same water in the bath. When its my turn last its like washing in septic. Anyone else treated like this' http://isitnormal.com/story/sh-t-soap-13079/ Mon, 02 Jul 2007 05:55:20 -0700 http://isitnormal.com/story/self-suck-12428/ I am 15 years old i Like self sucking myself on occasion, someone give me some feedback i am 7 inches and can get 2-3 inches in help me with techniques or wut u think idc im not gay all u haters im just lucky Matt http://isitnormal.com/story/self-suck-12428/ Thu, 14 Jun 2007 13:05:43 -0700 http://isitnormal.com/story/small-dick-humiliation-12157/ I've recently discovered that i'm seriously aroused buy women telling me i have a small dick i have always been a little concerned about my size but the other day my GF told me my d*** is tiny and i blew my load harder and faster than ever before i ask her to tell me all the time and mock my small penis, PLEASE TELL ME I HAVE A SMALL DICK its 1 to 2 inches floppy and gets to 5 inches erect PLEASE INSULT MY SMALL MANHOOD!! http://isitnormal.com/story/small-dick-humiliation-12157/ Fri, 08 Jun 2007 17:41:36 -0700 http://isitnormal.com/story/i-am-having-trouble-house-training-my-negro-11882/ i am having trouble house training my negro, the negro hunt went well but i cant get him to have sex with the female negro so i can sell the babies on EBAY, help. http://isitnormal.com/story/i-am-having-trouble-house-training-my-negro-11882/ Sun, 03 Jun 2007 17:12:40 -0700 http://isitnormal.com/story/dog-licking-11623/ it all started when I came out of the bath my dog ran into my room and started to lick my naked body all over, and I liked it!! I like my dog to licking my naked body is this normal' http://isitnormal.com/story/dog-licking-11623/ Tue, 29 May 2007 08:48:25 -0700 http://isitnormal.com/story/home-made-sex-toys-11444/ What can I use as a Home made sex toy' http://isitnormal.com/story/home-made-sex-toys-11444/ Fri, 25 May 2007 22:19:46 -0700 http://isitnormal.com/story/pet-sex-11368/ i like to have sex with my pets. it feels sooooooooooooooooooooooo good. is this normal http://isitnormal.com/story/pet-sex-11368/ Thu, 24 May 2007 12:47:20 -0700 http://isitnormal.com/story/my-girlfriend-11300/ I heard that my girlfriend was going to break up with me. I was going to something to teach her a lesson. She loves marshmallows and before told me she was going to break up with me, I offered her some marshmallows. I had 12 left in the bag. She ate all 12 of them. One-half hour later, she told me she was going to break up with me. Then I told her that all 12 marshmallows she ate were rubbed between my ass cheeks before she ate them. She ran out of the house screaming. This taught her a lesson. http://isitnormal.com/story/my-girlfriend-11300/ Tue, 22 May 2007 22:44:45 -0700 http://isitnormal.com/story/girl-needs-help-with-whole-masterbation-subject-11252/ hi im middle schooler and i was talking to a high school chick pretty hot and anyways we got talkin and she was wondering about masterbation she wanted to know about these below can you help me...and mostly her'; why doesnt she want to masterbate, do other girls do it, how do you do it, why do i think its wierd, why do people like to play with them selves...thats the big one can you help if so thankx http://isitnormal.com/story/girl-needs-help-with-whole-masterbation-subject-11252/ Mon, 21 May 2007 16:13:15 -0700 http://isitnormal.com/story/dog-licks-my-pussy-11203/ Please help, the dog licks my pussy. I'm not sure if the pussy likes it or not, because it makes noises which are hard to distinguish. When it gets wet, the hair gets all matted, and I have been advised to shave my pussy to resolve the problem. Is it normal that my pussy enjoys the licking from the dog' And is it normal that I am shaving my pussy' http://isitnormal.com/story/dog-licks-my-pussy-11203/ Sun, 20 May 2007 15:37:29 -0700 http://isitnormal.com/story/i-made-my-dog-lick-me-help-me-please-11084/ I'm a 13 year old girl. I was in my garage and it hit me! i had always wondered how good it would feel if a boy would lick me.....*down there* so, i pulled down my pants and put my dogs head down there and he started licking. it felt so good!!!! but, i know it's sick. and well, i kinda feel bad about it. what do you guys think' p.s. if any other girls have ever done the same thing, please let me know. thanks! http://isitnormal.com/story/i-made-my-dog-lick-me-help-me-please-11084/ Thu, 17 May 2007 16:05:10 -0700 http://isitnormal.com/story/when-i-was-16-10965/ I can remember a prank I played when I was 16 or 17 working at a grocery store. I was on the stock crew and not allot of people worked or shopped at the store so you could be a real piece of shit and get away with it. So one day I grabbed a disposable camera off the shelf that was in a box and grabbed some super glue then went off to the bath room stall. I opened the box real easy and took the camera out and pulled my pants down and snapped one good pic of my dick and balls. I felt so freaky doing it knowing that someone somewhere would discover my pic. I then put it back in the box and glued the tab and put it back on the shelf for some lucky family to buy. Looking back I laugh at it wondering where my pic is now, maybe on the internet who knows. I know one thing someone has underage porn or a hairy cock and balls. What do you think' http://isitnormal.com/story/when-i-was-16-10965/ Mon, 14 May 2007 20:24:27 -0700 http://isitnormal.com/story/diaper-fetish-10928/ Is it normal to have a fetish of seeing girls wearing diapers' if so, are there any sites that have such a thing' please post http://isitnormal.com/story/diaper-fetish-10928/ Sun, 13 May 2007 19:55:03 -0700 http://isitnormal.com/story/jack-off-in-moms-panties-10745/ I like to come home from school before my mom and sister get hom. I have a habit of trying on my older sisters panties and my mother panties and jacking off to it. I think I just am a horny guy but it's kind of weird. http://isitnormal.com/story/jack-off-in-moms-panties-10745/ Tue, 08 May 2007 20:07:24 -0700 http://isitnormal.com/story/i-want-to-f-k-my-sister-10642/ I wank over f**king my sister almost every night. i would do anything to see her naked! i want to finger her so bad and i want her to give me head. i thought about putting a camera in the shower so i could watch her masturbate. im wanking over this right now http://isitnormal.com/story/i-want-to-f-k-my-sister-10642/ Sat, 05 May 2007 21:08:06 -0700 http://isitnormal.com/story/baby-dick-10596/ MY BOYFRIEND HAS A BABY DICK!!!! HELP ME!!! http://isitnormal.com/story/baby-dick-10596/ Fri, 04 May 2007 18:48:06 -0700 http://isitnormal.com/story/do-i-have-a-small-penis-10567/ Hi all, I know this dispute is as old as mankind but i need to know do i have a small penis Every girl i have ever been with has told me i'm small downstairs and i'm not sure if they were being cruel or if they are being honest i'm a nice guy i don't cheat and i'm sensative my penis is 1 to 2 inches floppy but grows to 5 inches erect am i small' please respond with truthfull answers thanks Martin. http://isitnormal.com/story/do-i-have-a-small-penis-10567/ Fri, 04 May 2007 09:05:36 -0700 http://isitnormal.com/story/i-had-sex-with-a-horse-10501/ If you are reading this because you where interested by the title than you are a fucking pervert and should be mentaly checked out and in my oppinion SHOT!!! http://isitnormal.com/story/i-had-sex-with-a-horse-10501/ Wed, 02 May 2007 19:00:40 -0700 http://isitnormal.com/story/how-do-girls-masturbate-10481/ What are the different ways girls masturbate' http://isitnormal.com/story/how-do-girls-masturbate-10481/ Wed, 02 May 2007 02:44:46 -0700 http://isitnormal.com/story/a-big-vagina-feels-wonderful-10477/ Hey I just love the idea of a big vagina and a small c*ck . My wife is really big - vagina, labia & cl*t - I have a 5 inch c*ck & we have great sex. She envelopes me and can even wrap around my balls mmmm so nice. We both like this perspective. Haven't found anyone who experiences it this way yet - does anybody feel the same way+ http://isitnormal.com/story/a-big-vagina-feels-wonderful-10477/ Tue, 01 May 2007 23:27:10 -0700 http://isitnormal.com/story/cum-inside-me-10383/ my bf cums inside me sometimes without a condom or birth control pills. im still not pregnant, is there something wrong with me' should i go to a doctor' my period is irregular also. http://isitnormal.com/story/cum-inside-me-10383/ Mon, 30 Apr 2007 00:57:24 -0700 http://isitnormal.com/story/what-would-u-do-if-this-happened-2-u-10330/ Two high school sweethearts who went out together for four years in high school were both virgins; they enjoyed losing their virginity with each other in 10th grade. When they graduated, they wanted to both go to the same college but the girl was accepted to a college on the east coast, and the guy went to the west coast. They agreed to be faithful to each other and spend anytime they could together. As time went on, the guy would call the girl and she would never be home, and when he wrote, she would take weeks to return the letters. Even when he emailed her, she took days to return his messages. Finally, she confessed to him she wanted to date around. He didn't take this very well and increased his calls, letters, and emails trying to win back her love. Because she became annoyed, and now had a new boyfriend, she wanted to get him off her back. So, what she did is this: she took a Polaroid picture of her sucking her new boyfriend's c*ck and sent it to her old boyfriend with a note reading, "I found a new boyfriend, leave me alone." Well, needless to say, this guy was heartbroken but, even more so, was pissed. So, what he did next was awesome. He wrote on the back of the photo the following, "Dear Mom and Dad, having a great time at college, please send more money!" and mailed the picture to her parents. http://isitnormal.com/story/what-would-u-do-if-this-happened-2-u-10330/ Sun, 29 Apr 2007 01:22:23 -0700 http://isitnormal.com/story/should-i-finger-myself-everyday-10292/ should i finger myself everyday or no and can u give me some tips on how too and im scared to put my fingers insiade of me i only rub my cl*t http://isitnormal.com/story/should-i-finger-myself-everyday-10292/ Sat, 28 Apr 2007 14:43:51 -0700 http://isitnormal.com/story/insest-sex-life-10248/ okay im 12 and my older brother raped me and now im pregnant.. i know thats some hillbilly sh*t rite t here but should i keep the baby or have an abortion' http://isitnormal.com/story/insest-sex-life-10248/ Fri, 27 Apr 2007 12:17:00 -0700 http://isitnormal.com/story/long-vaginal-lips-10245/ I have quite long inner vaginal lips than protrude. This worries me, in terms of what men must think, and I don't know whether I should be worried or not. http://isitnormal.com/story/long-vaginal-lips-10245/ Fri, 27 Apr 2007 10:28:07 -0700 http://isitnormal.com/story/sex-with-my-mom-ok-10230/ I'm 19. Just over 2 years ago my parents had a rather nasty divorce. Mom got quite bad depression and started drinking a fair bit and sleeping around with just about anything with a penis. One night i awoke to find her blind drunk and naked in my room gropeing at my pants. I was quite shocked but also very turned on and horny. Needless to say i had unprotected sex with my mom. I felt ashamed after and worried what if i get my mom pregnant. The next day i wasnt sure what would happen between me and mom so i didnt say anything and neither did she. Nothing was said for weeks untill mom came home drunk again. Once again i had unprotected sex with her. I dont know why i do it, it just feels so good f**king her untill i cum and then i feel ashamed again. I have sence spoken to her about it while she was sober but she refused to hear about it and said i must have taken advantage of her while she was drunk. But then as soon as she is drunk again all she can think about is sex. I know its not normal to have sex with my mom, but is it ok to have sex with her while she's drunk' should i tape it so she can see she wants it and i'm not raping her, also i heard a son cant get a mother pregnant so is it safe for me to cum in her' http://isitnormal.com/story/sex-with-my-mom-ok-10230/ Thu, 26 Apr 2007 23:30:22 -0700 http://isitnormal.com/story/i-had-sex-with-my-lesbian-sister-10229/ i woke up and i was fucking my sister and she is a lesbian and i have not told her what do i do http://isitnormal.com/story/i-had-sex-with-my-lesbian-sister-10229/ Thu, 26 Apr 2007 23:22:03 -0700 http://isitnormal.com/story/obcessed-by-big-brests-10196/ all the woman in my falmlie has big brests.my mom is relly big and i got 2 sisters who is big and will be even bigger someday.but the biggest of all is my moms sister my aunt kathy.her boobs are big as soccoer balls and all real no inplants.she is thin an pretty and she has so big boobs and i think about them all the time and get relly hornie like even now talking about them.my brother said kathy was once in big boob magizens he might be lieing but it made me so excite thinking about her posing that i beat off 7 times with the same hardon. is it normal to be hornie for your aunt who is only good to me and loves me and does not know i am hornie to her so much' http://isitnormal.com/story/obcessed-by-big-brests-10196/ Thu, 26 Apr 2007 09:21:30 -0700 http://isitnormal.com/story/big-ole-balls-10155/ I have enormous balls, to the point of being painfull!! I cant take my women from behind cause my balls slap to hard on their arses and its f**king agony!! What makes this worse is the amount of hair attached to them, the look of fear on womens faces when they see my balls is a picture! My c*ck is only 5 inches when erect so finding it amongst the saggy hairy ballbags is a challenge!! Does anyone else have this problem'' http://isitnormal.com/story/big-ole-balls-10155/ Wed, 25 Apr 2007 15:00:35 -0700 http://isitnormal.com/story/cum-eating-husband-10150/ To all My question to you. My husband likes to ejaculate and proceed to lick it up. This in fact has been a real turn on for him. Ofcourse we try to keep it down to a minimum so that it retains some excitement. I've gotten to enjoy it as well primarily because I love to see him aroused. is this normal, Any other wives have hausband who do the same http://isitnormal.com/story/cum-eating-husband-10150/ Wed, 25 Apr 2007 12:50:39 -0700 http://isitnormal.com/story/fat-suicide-girl-10106/ In 2005 I compulsively ate myself to over 500 pounds. I lost my job cause of my weight gain, my family and most of my friends hate how horribly fat I became, so I don't talk to them anymore. My only friend was my lover who is a sadistic fat loving pervert. He helped me put up a Fat Fetish Porno site on the net. There is a lot of competition - I found the more masochistic I became the more money I made. So I decided to Eat Myself To Death, I announced my intentions and my subscriptions tripled. I had no idea that so many perverts would get off over me binging myself to death. I constantly eat at my lover as we have our porno sex shows. I often put a revolver to my head as I stuff myself fatter, wile posing for my subscribers. Over the last year I have gained another hundred pounds of dangling slop for my sadistic fans, they love to watch me pose as I feed my food addiction with a junk food overdose. Is it normal that so dam many people want to pay to watch me kill myself with my own fat' http://isitnormal.com/story/fat-suicide-girl-10106/ Tue, 24 Apr 2007 15:56:52 -0700 http://isitnormal.com/story/wife-sharing-10087/ Is it normal for Husband & Wife to include others in bed,I find it verry erotic watching my wife with another man. http://isitnormal.com/story/wife-sharing-10087/ Tue, 24 Apr 2007 07:18:38 -0700 http://isitnormal.com/story/male-on-male-anal-sex-10040/ For a man, what does it feel like when another man shoves his penis up your ass and pumps in and out until he cums' What does it feel like to shove a penis up another mans ass until you cum' http://isitnormal.com/story/male-on-male-anal-sex-10040/ Mon, 23 Apr 2007 08:17:00 -0700 http://isitnormal.com/story/i-love-poo-9993/ I really just LOVE POO I know this sounds so strange but whenever i see a girl in the street or shop or ANYWAY i imagine having a massive dump on her chest' Is this normal' Last week i paid Slaggish sl*t Susy for a night so i could perform this act and i loved it, it was the best poo of my life and when it ran down her face into her mouth i ejaculated insantly, after she sh*t all over me and i loved it that much i left the skidmarks on for a week while i was off week, it turns me on so much, and i occassionally i smear my own poo all over myself, i just love it all, the smell, the taste, the texture, the colour its amazing! is this really sick or am i normal and do others have this same fantasy' please let me know because im thinking of asking this girl i really like if she'd be up for it, just i need advice cos at the moment im too shy and embarrssed if she rejects me and thinks im a freek thanks http://isitnormal.com/story/i-love-poo-9993/ Sun, 22 Apr 2007 15:56:38 -0700 http://isitnormal.com/story/shaved-pussy-or-hairy-pussy-9918/ Hey im a 15 y/o girl and want 2 now if guys like hairy pussy or shaved pussy more' And why' http://isitnormal.com/story/shaved-pussy-or-hairy-pussy-9918/ Fri, 20 Apr 2007 23:10:45 -0700 http://isitnormal.com/story/long-ass-farts-9895/ Hey I got a question to ask, Is it normal to have a fart that last longer than 10 seconds' I get them a lot and my friends crack up when I fart. It tough though at work. When I gotta let one go I have to go into the Fridge and let it go. And when somebody else walks in when I'm letting out the poison I blame the eggs. Maybe I should be a professional fartest http://isitnormal.com/story/long-ass-farts-9895/ Fri, 20 Apr 2007 14:49:24 -0700 http://isitnormal.com/story/sexual-position-9869/ WHEN IM HAVING SEX WITH MY HUSBAND I JUST LIKE TO SIT DOWN IN A CHAIR AND LET HIM DO ALL THE WORK. I.F HE MAKES ANY NOISE OR ANYTHING IT COMPLETELY TURNS ME OFF IS THAT NORMAL' THANK YOU http://isitnormal.com/story/sexual-position-9869/ Fri, 20 Apr 2007 08:57:23 -0700 http://isitnormal.com/story/sex-with-my-aunt-9868/ hey people i am 18 and i wanna have sex with my aunt she is 35 and shes really very sexy.she is also suffering from schizoprenia.and i think if i ask her she wont refuse.shes also a divorcee and lives with my family.so how should i tell her that i wanna have sex with her.pls giv me some advice ppl.i also see her naked in the bathroom while shes bathing from a peek hole.pls help http://isitnormal.com/story/sex-with-my-aunt-9868/ Fri, 20 Apr 2007 03:41:03 -0700 http://isitnormal.com/story/is-my-child-safe-at-a-nudist-resort-9834/ Hello everyone. I'm a 22 yr old woman preg with child. My Husband and myself are excited as well as my inlaws. My inlaws are nudists and live at a nudist resort. My husband and I don't judge them for their way of living, however my inlaws can't seem to understand that we are more reserved about our bodies and they don't know why we don't change our lifestyle and drop our clothes like them. We are generally not comfortable visiting with them as seeing old saggy people is never a pleasant sight for us. Our concern is that whether we should subject our child to their way of living. I am concerned about our childs saftey at the resort, not saying that I don't trust my inlaws, I just can't get past the cringing throught of some naked person hugging, or touching our child in any way, or taking pictures...we don't want our child running nude for all to see either. I've been trying to best determine how to confront my inlaws about this, because I do want them in my childs life, just not at the resort or around that lifestyle of living. I don't feel that my inlaws will take it well and my husband changes the subject when I try to talk to him about our childs saftey. Does anyone have any thoughts about all this, it would be a great help :-) http://isitnormal.com/story/is-my-child-safe-at-a-nudist-resort-9834/ Thu, 19 Apr 2007 15:29:03 -0700 http://isitnormal.com/story/shaved-pussy-or-hairy-pussy-9811/ Hi im a 15 y/o girl and want to now if guys like shaved pussy or hairy pussy more 'Why' http://isitnormal.com/story/shaved-pussy-or-hairy-pussy-9811/ Wed, 18 Apr 2007 22:35:26 -0700 http://isitnormal.com/story/fanny-farts-9723/ During sex sometimes, i can feel air coming out of my vagina. Are fanny farts normal' Why does it happen' http://isitnormal.com/story/fanny-farts-9723/ Tue, 17 Apr 2007 10:07:56 -0700