http://isitnormal.com/flags/funny/rss/ Hi, I found this site when I googled "is my pinis size normal" and it seems to be more of a chat room then an advice giving site. So I am happy to anounce that I am now part of these forums. http://isitnormal.com/story/23385/ 2008-02-15 13:13:51 http://www.topless16.com/ http://www.teenage-nudists.com/sisters.html http://isitnormal.com/story/23368/ 2008-02-15 03:01:40 this raj from india i a 14 year old man who sometimes liking fuck mommy in pussy. she is big tits and sexy asshole. http://isitnormal.com/story/23367/ 2008-02-15 02:42:18 well...it all started when i was 16, i lost my father and i was the man of the house, i lost my virginity to my sister when we had a free house on a saturday afternoon...my girfriend was out of town and i was feeling horny. my sister thought because of the free house she would bring home some beer...we had a few hours talking, and one thing lead to another, luckily enough i stocked up on condoms from the brook in birmigham, we had sex about 5 or 6 times it wasnt the drink that made me do this, it was my emotions; the feelings we had for eachother were true. weird i know, to think she is my sister. but to be honest, she was really quite amazing. we did everything from bondage to anal, you name it we did it. our mom caught us one evening when she came back from tesco. that night she sat us both down and explained how wrong it was. we felt bad but because of the alcohol we drank we invited her to join in to as a joke. she said yes, to mine and my sister's shock we went ahead with it and we proceeded to my parent's bedroom i lay them both on the bed and i stripped off and they both started to get undressed; i climbed ontop of my sister and slowly placed on a condom, while my mom was masterbating we began to induldge in sexual intercourse, a few minutes went by and i climbed off my her and inserted my moms anal in the doggy position, id never felt this way in my life as wrong as i new it was it felt like ecstacy. what should i do...is this wrong' id like to hear your opinion. http://isitnormal.com/story/23278/ 2008-02-13 19:10:56 Ok get this my x is preg. But she told me im not the dad Im totaly pissed and happy at the same time and she and I are done!!!!! this is cammy and thankyou for every thing http://isitnormal.com/story/23253/ 2008-02-13 12:31:04 i am a 13 year old boy and my penis is 4 1/2 inchs erect... is that normal' http://isitnormal.com/story/23248/ 2008-02-13 09:07:13 Hey! Ok well i have this bestfriend *lets call her Johanna* Me and Johanna have been bestfriends since early sep 2006. She had this bestfriend *lets call her Haley*. I never knew haley till like jan.2008. Turns out haley and johanna have been bestfriends since there 3. Haley is really jealous of me. Im sweet to her, and all of the sudden she accuses me of trying to replace her spot in johannas heart, that im a nobody, and that im stealing her bestfriend away, when im NOT. Im really sweet to haley i invite her to my house and give he advice and the dumb ass is cruel to me. Is it normal that i want to curse her out for saying bullsh*t about me' My friend johanna even said i need to do it. http://isitnormal.com/story/23232/ 2008-02-12 18:19:58 I have a crush on my best friend's younger sister. I'm 15 and she's 13 so it's nothing that creepy. But I know how older brothers are. He'd probably cut my balls off with a dull knife if he knew I was always checking out his sister's perky tits and cute butt. But I really really like her and I think she likes me too. I want to ask her out but I'm afraid my friend will hate me for it. http://isitnormal.com/story/23226/ 2008-02-12 15:21:08 i was with friends and we were having a girly chat. They were being open with me so i was open to them. So i told them about my masterbation. One of them told someone and so my secret spead and now the whole years knows. What shall i do' I need help now'!!!!!!!!! PLEASE HELP ME I AM DESPERATE FOR IT ...... http://isitnormal.com/story/23146/ 2008-02-11 12:28:07 So recently I thought that black people liking chicken alot was just a stereo type. I started to notice that this is true that black people and chicken go together real well. Just the other day i was watching a mcdonalds commercial and i noticed that the black people in the commercial were all eating chicken and then i was watching a gushers commercial and the black guy yell "all yeah i won a chicken dinner" so yeah i think black people and chicken are the best combination there is. comment on this subject and tell me what u think about black people and chicken. http://isitnormal.com/story/23074/ 2008-02-09 17:13:42 Over the past like 5 years ive really gotten more wierd when it comes to sexual behavior. I often enjoy pretending(through many different fantasies) im only 2 inches when fully erect and will sometimes tell this lie to hot women hoping for them to laugh and make fun of me. How can the thought of being small turn me on' Has anyone else had this fetish' http://isitnormal.com/story/22997/ 2008-02-08 00:14:30 Alright, so to make a long story short, i will sum everything up. I have a friend who has a (20yrold) sister and a dad and mom. For over a year now, everytime i come to their house, i want to f*** their mom so hard! I keep having these dreams of me finiding excuses for me to get close to her and then start the wild, horny sex! Plz, someone reply because I don't know what to do and I NEED TO F*** HER WITHOUT ANY PROBLEMS!!! Someone help out...And lately im getting an urge to f*** THE SISTER CUZ SHE IS DAMN HOT!! P.S - I love sex... http://isitnormal.com/story/22883/ 2008-02-05 16:18:46 last night i had sex with my gf and it was f**king amazing she had 4 orgies and i blew a gigantic load. it lasted 1.5 hours and we reached every base. but now she is avoiding me why' im a 15 year old man http://isitnormal.com/story/22871/ 2008-02-05 14:34:50 i really like my cousin im 15 and so is 15.and i know it may sound wrong to some poeple but im not quite sure if we really are cousins. my grandma and grandpa, on my moms side, had adopted my mom at birth and now i am born. the cousin that i like is my grandpas brother granddaughter. so am i still related or not because we would have different blood or somethin like that' please help cause i would like to know if its ok. http://isitnormal.com/story/22823/ 2008-02-04 13:59:03 Since most of us here are children of the nineties, I was wondering what you guys might think the best songs are. Your top 5' top 10' whatever, any song of that decade doesn't matter. throw in some movies too, if ya feel like it. -Vi http://isitnormal.com/story/22793/ 2008-02-03 21:22:57 i need some other suggestions bout things to use in my pussy instead of my dildo. any suggestions plz' http://isitnormal.com/story/22765/ 2008-02-03 07:38:03 My wife makes me have sex with a blow up doll.She will not let me do her http://isitnormal.com/story/22756/ 2008-02-03 02:47:26 So whenever my wife needs to use the bathroom i make her scratch on the door and wait for me to let her out into the backyard. Then i make her use the bathroom out there. Im the only one that can use one of the three real bathrooms in our house. Anyway my point is one of my friends said that its really f**ked up to do that to your wife, and i was like "doesn't everyone make their wife do that'" and he said no. So what im asking is, is it normal to make your wife go to the bathroom in the back yard' -sh*tscooper4000 http://isitnormal.com/story/22751/ 2008-02-02 23:00:45 Ok, Idoser is a program that is supposed to stimulate differant mental states through the use of sounds. If you have not tried it, don't bother posting, you will have no idea what im talking about. For anyone who has tried it, is it normal for you to not get the full effect that the program describes' For some of them i got slight sensations (orgasm or A-bomb) but nothing compared to the amazing feeling you should get. I don't know if it's simply trying to overadvertise itself to get users to purchase more doses, or if i simply suck at using IDoser somehow. Is this normal' http://isitnormal.com/story/22735/ 2008-02-02 19:04:58 i am a girl and 1 day me my sister were at home alone we were talking about sex we have both dun it and were swaping stories wen she started kissing me and gropein my boobs 1 thing led 2 another and we cant stop having sex http://isitnormal.com/story/22712/ 2008-02-02 10:19:09 ok my mom is so super hot ok she loves me and i love her but i love in a way of having sex with her. i mean she kiss me all day and she gives me hugs but she doesn't do that stuff to my bros. and plus my mom and dad are having problems so. i think if my dad moves out for about 2 mouths she try to forget about it. ok heres my question. ok. evey day she will go in the shower then go to work at 9:30 so should i raped her when its 9:00 and when she gets out of the shower. i want her to scream when i bang her hard. or bang her in her when she is asleep i don't know how to have sex with her. 1. tell her that i love her but i love her in a way that i want to fuck her or. 2. don't tell her and just do her. and don't be like "oh don't do that thats sick i don't care i am going to bang my mom soon. http://isitnormal.com/story/22674/ 2008-02-01 11:37:49 Last night I went into my sister's room and she was drying off from the shower. I saw her breasts and her crotch am I going to hell' http://isitnormal.com/story/22656/ 2008-01-31 21:18:55 One day when my parents out i felt really horney, it was only me and my pet frog in the house. Now don't get freaked out or anyhting, we didnt do anything its just that i had really strong sexual urges towards him..am i a freak ' http://isitnormal.com/story/22460/ 2008-01-28 11:25:10 Heloo I am a 21 year old ukrainian girl who just moved to usa. I am going to cumunity college and just stared. I was invited to com to a party by some boys. their we drinked a lot of a kind of dirty vodka--bud-lit and all go very drinked. The boys asked if I was a virgin. I have not heard this word yet so I ask what is "virgin"' they did not tell me but asked if I had ever been naked with a man. I say "no." then they say we will now. so the boys put their sticks in my hole and they said they came inside. It feeled realy good but hurt at first. Then when we were done the boys sayed now you lost your virginly. I have not heared this word "virginly" So I say what is it' They only laff at me. Then I am worried it might be important. So I ask can you guys help me find it' They only laff. So I am upset I was not able to find it anywhere. It was not on the floor or in the waste can or behind the couch. I think becuase they laff one of them may have taken it when I was looking the other way or when they were playing in my hole. Has any other girl lost her virginly while partying with boys' Is it like a green card or something' How do amerikan girls get it back' I am upset if it is stolen. What should i do about my lost virginly i am very confused' http://isitnormal.com/story/22388/ 2008-01-27 11:48:40 So I have had a crush on a guy for quite a long time and I swear, everyone has told me that the way he acts around me that he likes me too. So I was feeling extra spontaneous and talking to my friend about him and she offered to go talk to him for me. I had the idea for her to give him a note that said Do you like me' and then it had two options, yes or no' Just like in grade school. Was this a sad and pathetic attempt at getting a guy to notice me more or was it funny and sweet, the way I wanted it to be' http://isitnormal.com/story/22301/ 2008-01-25 15:49:36 After undergoing treatment for prostate cancer, I had to deal with Erectile Dysfunction. The injections didn't produce an erection for intercourse. Mostly my wife and I had shut down our respective libidos and settled for cuddling, while secretly hoping that somehow, someone might have a magic bullet for us. The doctor recommended Viagra, It worked. But I have hand an erection for three and a half weeks, it's starting to hurt. http://isitnormal.com/story/22231/ 2008-01-24 06:04:02 I know that chicks can ejaculate, I've seen it. But when I use a dildo and I cum, my cum is almost like a guy's cum, not as thick though. Whenever I pull out the dildo, the end is covered in my cum. It's not that much,maybe a teaspoon full, but I'm worried I might have a health problem... http://isitnormal.com/story/22182/ 2008-01-23 03:56:41 God, im sorry 4 everything bad i have done in my life. I love you and I need you. love God,. . Don't ignore *God works in mysterious ways......believe in him deeply b4 you believe anything or anyone else,you'll lose yourself,i knw i do at times!!! Bless tho's who read this and those who dont A miracle will happen tonight if you pray love god and evey thing he stands for nearly http://isitnormal.com/story/22165/ 2008-01-22 16:16:26 Are there any females in here who have experienced this...You do a little fart but due to your seating/standing position, the little farty gas bubbles travel 'north' and emerge from between the vaginal lips' It still sounds like a fart but the noise is a little 'wetter' if you know what I mean. This happens to me regularly. http://isitnormal.com/story/22079/ 2008-01-20 18:54:45 i am 18 and and not blood related to my aunt she is 41 and is drop dead gorgeous. Should I ask her to let me eat her out' http://isitnormal.com/story/22003/ 2008-01-18 23:52:28 I came home from work last nite and noticed my cat was sh*tting on its litter box. I got really horney and f**ked my cat up his sh*t stained ass. I cummed in him then he cummed on his litter box. IS IT NORMAL' http://isitnormal.com/story/21983/ 2008-01-18 18:21:09 I caught my brother in my moms clothes about 2 years ago when I came home early and after laughing and all that and threatning to tell he promised me stuff and so I didnt tell on him Now when our parents go out he dresses up most every time and for the last year I have been helping him do it I help with hair make up and some dressing especiall the garter belts Now we have started going out together shopping and stuff as two girls Ive even introduced him to friends as our cousin The "normal"is.. now I get real turned on when we are out and when we come home etc., watching him as a Lady etc., I get evn more excited and have to relieve myself.. ALOT what do you think' http://isitnormal.com/story/21962/ 2008-01-18 01:21:21 take a full roll of toilet paper...... do you see the cardboard tube inside' bend the cardboard until you can slip it out dont rip the paper though take a condom... put it in the hole of the toilet paper, with the open end of the rubber stretched around the outside perimeter of the toilet paper. so that it stays... then lube up, and pound that tp. http://isitnormal.com/story/21890/ 2008-01-16 10:22:09 heyyy well i'm not new with doing this but my newest man wasnt to pleased with how i was giving it to him they obviously have 2 opinions but men i need to know the best way to give head or woman who know some tricks =] thankss http://isitnormal.com/story/21816/ 2008-01-14 20:10:13 Looking around he said... "What majestic trees"! "What powerful rivers"! "What beautiful animals"! As he was walking alongside the river, he heard a rustling in the bushes behind him. He turned to look. He saw a 7-foot grizzly charge towards him. He ran as fast as he could up the path. He looked over his shoulder & saw that the bear was closing in on him. He looked over his shoulder again, & the bear was even closer. He tripped & fell on the ground. He rolled over to pick himself up but saw that the bear was right On top of him, reaching for him with his left paw & raising his right paw to strike him. At that instant the Atheist cried out, "Oh my God!" ..............Time Stopped............. ..............The bear froze........... ..............The forest was still..... As a bright light shone upon the man, a voice came out of the sky. "You deny my existence for all these years, teach others I don't exist and even credit creation to cosmic accident." "Do you expect me to help you out of this predicament' Am I to count you as a believer"' The atheist looked directly into the light, "It would be hypocritical of me to suddenly ask You to treat me as a Christian now, but perhaps You could make the BEAR a Christian"' "Very Well," said the Voice. The light went out. The sounds of the forest resumed. And the bear dropped his right paw, brought both paws together, bowed his head & spoke: "Lord bless this food, which I am about to receive from thy bounty through Christ our Lord, Amen." http://isitnormal.com/story/21761/ 2008-01-13 10:32:22 i ate my dog out & i wanna get my dog to lick my balls what do i do http://isitnormal.com/story/21665/ 2008-01-11 17:04:23 im a 32 y/o black hunk...ilive in london...i am searching for a very hairy girl for dating..romance and intimacy...your race doesnt matter.....please can anyone help http://isitnormal.com/story/21658/ 2008-01-11 13:19:27 is it normal- my girlfriend is mad for sex, thats the good part! but... she isnt into me eating her pussy, or kissing her neck. Iknow i can do it, and very well ive been told, but she just doesnt like it or even want it. so..... is it normal' any advise- especially off you ladies ;-) http://isitnormal.com/story/21542/ 2008-01-08 14:39:51 The government today announced that is changing its national symbol to the condom because it more reflects the government's political stance a condom allows for Inflation,halts production,destroys the next generation,protects a bunch of pricks,and gives you a sense of security while you're actually being screwed. Damn,it just doesn't get more acurate than that! http://isitnormal.com/story/21491/ 2008-01-07 14:38:49 So I went to a carrot and to marvin and he/she said that movies are the foot. So I did what naturally said, I removed my nasel hair from my sister's crotch an the dog began to throw up green toy soldiers then I realised, I might not be normal. I searched for a potato for I knew that I had syrup. AIDS was the most common type of colour back in my shed I did enjoy painting my toenails for they are rotting. When my sister menstraighted directly into my mouth I suddenly thought about the stove being on, here I am, my sister pussy in my mouth and the stove might be on. Honestly I think it's quiet air. That's right natures way of saying I love moaning, ifyoumanagedtoreadthisfaryougetacookie! now I present you with catzup http://isitnormal.com/story/21471/ 2008-01-07 05:30:28 It's 1 am Monday here in UK. What are you all doing right now' Who is at home on their PC/who is at work etc' http://isitnormal.com/story/21446/ 2008-01-06 17:02:49 i am 14 and bi when i was rubing agiast my lovers pussy and licked it repitly if and now my mouth is is burning is this normal http://isitnormal.com/story/21107/ 2008-01-03 18:10:53 I'm 16 and still at school, but i've noticed my vagina looks so different from most other girls i've seen naked. Like they have bigger cl*t hoods and lips that hang down with dark edges. Mine's like pale and all folded up. I'm still a virgin, but i cant help worrying that there's something wrong, and i really am jealous of girls who look more grown up. It has become like omg i'm freaky! Should i be so obsessed' http://isitnormal.com/story/21077/ 2008-01-03 04:44:47 so i was taking my grandma out for a walk and i was feeling so thirsty so i went into the store and i figured the proper thing to do would be let my grandma wait outside so i tied her leash up to a pole and i went in to get a good drink of dr pepper, then i came back out and she was gone help someone stole my grandma you basturds ill find you give her back!!! http://isitnormal.com/story/20969/ 2008-01-02 02:16:45 My 9 year old half sister is so beautiful she has the nicest blonde hair, and I get to babysit her when my dad is gone. She walks around in her cotton panties when she wakes up, and she crawls on the floor and I can see her buttcheeks and almost her butthole. I let her sit on my lap while she is only wearing her underwear. One day I accidentally walked in on her while she was in the bathroom, she had her pants off and she was sitting on the toilet pissing, I got to see her pussy. Also I went into her laundry basket and took panties that she had already worn and smelled and licked them, I could smell the beautiful aroma of her ass and pussy, and i put them on and jacked off on her panties. I sometimes tell her that I'm afraid of the dark and I need her to sleep in the same bed with me and we sleep together under the covers both in our underwear with no shirts. I feel like licking her pussy and tasting her ass. I want her to piss into my mouth. I want run my tongue between her butthole and feel her tiny sweet buttcheeks on my face. http://isitnormal.com/story/20751/ 2007-12-30 18:32:27 As far back as I can remember I have enjoyed anal stimulation. I've been putting things in my ass longer than I've been jacking off When I was in my late twenties I was able to combine masturbation and anal stimulation. It was incredible! I must have ejaculated 8 feet. I don't like guys. Period! I enjoy a cleansing enema before anal stimulation so there's no poopy mess. A little mineral oil, 1/4 teaspoon dishwashing liquid, or maybe epsom salt in 2 quarts of warm water in a douche bag is a pleasurable experience. I've often put myself in the roll of the female while I play these games with myself. I regularly use tampons. A full stick of good smelling lip balm inserted up my ass feels good and make me feel sort of feminine (just the stick of wax, not the plastic dispenser). I feel that I love women so much I want to experience as close to what they do as I can. I don't want a man. Not at all. I find the idea repulsive. Anyone else out there............' http://isitnormal.com/story/20747/ 2007-12-30 18:02:20 OKAY, I'M A 18 YEAR OLD GIRL , MY BROTHER IS 23 YEARS OLD ..RECENTLY, WE WENT FOR A PICNIC .. YES, IT WAS ONE OF THEM WARM WINTER DAYS , WE PACKED A SMALL LUNCH WITH STUFF TO DRINK ..WELL, WE ALSO WENT WALKING THAT DAY TOO..WELL, I WAS WEARING SHORTS CAUSE WALKING DOES MAKE YOU SWEAT A BIT AND I WAS A LITTLE TIRED SO HE SAID , HE DIDN'T MIND THAT I LAID DOWN ON THE PICNIC TABLE ..WHEN I WOKE UP I FELT , MY BROTHER CHECKING ME OUT I TOLD HIM , I SAID, I BET MY PUSSY LIPS ARE SHOWING THROUGH MY SHORTS I ASK HIM , IF I MADE HIM HOT , WELL, HE DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING ..WELL, HE GOT UP AND WALKED AWAY .. I TOLD HIM , IF HE WANTED TO FILL ME UP HE COULD .. SO HE CAME BACK AND SAT DOWN .. I POSITION MYSELF TOWARDS HIM .. SITTING WITH MY LEGS APART , HE LOVED HOW BIG, OF A CAMEL TOE THAT I HAD ..I GRABBED HIS HAND AND HE STUCK HIS HAND UP THE SIDES OF MY SHORTS THROUGH TO MY PUSSY I WAS SO WET , I NEEDED HIM NOT TO STOP FINGERING ME ..IT FELT SO GOOD HE LOVED THE PUSSY HAIR I HAVE AND HE LOVED THE MUSTY ODOR MY PUSSY WAS PUTTING OFF , HE TOLD ME HE LOVED THE SMELL MY PUSSY PUT ON HIS FINGERS AND HAND .. I GRABBED HIS ZIPPER AND UNBUTTON HIS JEANS ..AND I PULLED HIS BIG C*CK OUT .. I KNOW I SOUND LIKE A PIG BUT I COULD NOT RESIST IT HIS BIG C*CK WENT IN AND OUT OF ME I TOLD HIM , NO OTHER MAN COULD DO WHAT HE HAS DONE FOR ME , NOW I FOLLOW HIM AROUND , WE OFTEN ENGAGE IN THIS TYPE OF S*XUAL ACTIVITY WHEN NO ONES HOME ..IS THIS NORMAL' http://isitnormal.com/story/20724/ 2007-12-30 11:31:02 madeline duggan is fit id like to show her my bedroom...... http://isitnormal.com/story/20720/ 2007-12-30 09:38:12 is it normal for people not to put up their own real pic of them self' i put mine up http://isitnormal.com/story/20700/ 2007-12-29 20:09:56 I like to see boys over the bathroom stalls to see their penis size and if there circumcised http://isitnormal.com/story/20620/ 2007-12-27 22:50:52 okay so i have this friend..we've almost dated before but decided that we didnt want to ruin our friendship so nothing had happened between us, well my brother and his cousin got married over the summer. and we were thinking about getting together, but we are having difficulty figuring out if it is insest or not because we are only related by marriage. please help im so confused and i love him so much, but i dont want to be frowned apon because of insest.. http://isitnormal.com/story/20563/ 2007-12-26 02:37:02 I kind of feel guilty for what I did, but here's what happened. My Mom was tired when she came off of work and we both share the same bed. She fell asleep and I woke up at night while she was still sound asleep. She's a heavy sleeper and it's sometimes hard to wake up her up. But anyway, when I woke up at night, I started having a boner, a really bad one too. I mean, it was hard and it was driving me crazy and I should of went to the restroom to jack it off but I was too lazy and I sat in bed. When I turned over and looked at my Mom, that's when things got worse. I moved her panties with my fingers and then I saw her vagina. After this, my d*** was so hard it was turning red and even semen was leaking from it. Somehow I needed to calm my sexual needs, so I stuck my Mom but slowly pushed in her. This went on for a very long time until I pulled and then came. I guess she didn't wake up because of how slow I was going. Should I tell her what I did' If I don't, I have to live with this secret forever..... I do however find her attractive. She's 37 with huge breasts and a hot ass. http://isitnormal.com/story/20535/ 2007-12-24 20:48:26 I cannot cum unless I close my eyes while I'm having sex with my husband and think about some guy forcing me to f**k him. My partner chokes me a little and spanks me sometimes but it's not enough. Am I normal' http://isitnormal.com/story/20328/ 2007-12-19 13:32:03 I am 13 years old and my penis is about half an inch with a boner. well i cant really tell if its a boner cus its so short but can anybody help me please'' i need a way to get it at least to 2 inches. im embarresed in the locker room cus of this and i wear 2 pairs of boxers so nobody can see it. http://isitnormal.com/story/20282/ 2007-12-18 19:38:27 I'm a 16 year old female When I was young- maybe 12, I would never change my underyear...NEVER- I'd go like 5 months wearing the same ones. I grew out of that stage and finally started taking care of my genitals. BUT NOW, I have theses tiny bumps everywhere (I'm a virgin, so I know it's not an STD) Could it be a bacterial infection..and if it is can I get rid of it with antibacterial soap' http://isitnormal.com/story/20218/ 2007-12-16 05:08:26 Just wondering, can animals be gay' http://isitnormal.com/story/20137/ 2007-12-13 16:31:37 Im totally serious about this. Well, im almost 16 and ive been mastrubating for along time. Im starting to get bored. What i always do is just look at porn clips and use onefinger to rub my cl*toris. But its getting really boring! HAHA. I just want more ideas of wha i can do. Ive tried other things and the one im doing is the only one that makes me have an orgasm. http://isitnormal.com/story/20134/ 2007-12-13 16:08:48 Is it normal for a woman to keep her vulva moist via a creme during the day for comfort' My wife has the largest vulva I have ever seen. The vulva, that part of flappy tissue that sticks out from a woman's c*nt, is mostly external. I walked in the bathroom one day after she got out of the shower and she was rubbing herself facing away from the doorway. She was carefully rubbing herself with this stuff. I thought she was masterbating and stopped because she saw me. She told me that she rubbed herself with this ointment to keep from being made uncomfortable during the day wearing tight clothing. My wife does have a huge vulva. It is a big turn-on to me; it sticks out an inch or more. She told me that doing this kept her vulva from becoming dry and slightly painful. She told me that she puts this on at night right before bed and in the AM. (I had noticed that when I give her oralsex, she tastes sweet at first, but I have never said anything) My question is ......do other women do this or am I being naive' http://isitnormal.com/story/20059/ 2007-12-11 09:09:59 if any one want's 1girl 2boy sex or 2girl and me sex just tell me im a boy/13yrold i live in brisbane i will get ur msn some how or>> http://isitnormal.com/story/19941/ 2007-12-08 08:30:03 hi. i'm nick. i'm 14 and i really want to fuck my sister. she is sooo hot. there is a crack in her door that i look through to see her nude. i truly need sex with her. how can i get it' http://isitnormal.com/story/19925/ 2007-12-07 21:04:12 First off I'll say I am a happily married man to a wonderful woman of 45 that looks 15 years younger(might be part of this problem)and our relationship is great in every way, sexually, communications, every way imaginable. My stepdaughter,25, a married, beautiful, curvy, well endowed woman like her mother, and I have always got along great, that is why this so surprised me. My wife and stepdaughter go shopping and just hang out a lot together and they all the time are mistaken for sisters, of which my wife loves, people thinking she's 30-ish. My stepdaughter always has something to say after one of their shopping flings.....telling who or what thought her mom was her older sister and she really quickly corrects them, telling them it's her mom. OK, you get the picture, I think........here's the problem right now and I don't know what else I can do. For Thanksgiving dinner, the day before, stepdaughter came over to help her mom with the cooking as we were expecting 24 mouths to feed before watching football and I had worked a double shift evenings over to graveyards and was sleeping but wanted to get up around 11:30 or noon and told my wife to come wake me up. When my wife was going to come wake me up, she had her hands full at the time, so stepdaughter volunteered to come wake me up. Bedroom on other side of house, knock on the door wasn't loud enough to wake me so she opens the door and comes in. I'm still sleeping under the cover, pillow over my head, the whole nine yards. I slowly wake up with a hand on my penis stroking it ever so slowly, my reaction is nonchalant as my wife has awakened me like this on several occasions before. After a minute or two of being aroused to the max, I'm ready for action, remove the pillow, and it's not my wife but my stepdaughter with her eyes closed doing the stroking. I stopped her immediately. She removed her hand and said mom was busy and she volunteered to come wake me up. After telling her what she already knew about appropriate behavior, she said, I know that you and mom have great sex because she's told me, and I know why now, you're huge. She left the room, I got dressed and immediately went to the kitchen. I said, did you tell your mom how you woke me up' She said, yeah. My wife knew something wasn't right and ask her daughter did something else happen besides what she had told her. My wife was going to find out right then and there. Her daughter couldn't find the words to say so I told her I woke up with her rubbing me, for how long, I didn't know, but when I came out from under the pillow her daughter had her eyes closed stroking me. Thanksgiving day came and went as if nothing had happened. My wife and I have no idea if her husband know about what happened if she told him, I sure would want to know, any ideas' I also told my wife that she should talk to her daughter about why we have good sex, communication, not because of my size, that may have something to do with it but it's not the main reason. http://isitnormal.com/story/19836/ 2007-12-05 08:21:17 i am a 14 year old girl with ginger pubes and my boy frend whants to finger me bt im ashamed about my pubes what should i do'' http://isitnormal.com/story/19807/ 2007-12-04 15:03:40 Is it normal for a boys head of his penis to smell, why does it ' http://isitnormal.com/story/19670/ 2007-12-01 15:56:05 I'm a lesbian who LOVES anal sex I REALLY like it when I do my girl ass with toys and fingers I love that more than the pussy the weird thing is that I enjoy doing her so much, I can have orgasm by fingering her ass NOT MINE I 'LOVE' to do girls butts When I told my GF she said it's not normal to enjoy that so much Am I normal' http://isitnormal.com/story/19627/ 2007-11-30 09:07:17 My lame-ass grade 8 class is doing this thing this year called Secret Santa(Whooaaa Scary!) and its where you have to draw a name out of a hat and buy a gift for the person you picked. now my problem is that i picked the hottest and most popular girl in my class. I'm sorta friends with her but i want to become closer friends and show her that I'm a cool nice guy. So any ideas, suggestions on what I should get her' and I don't to spend alot just enough to show that I'm nice and friendly http://isitnormal.com/story/19557/ 2007-11-28 18:14:30 Hi,im jus turned 16 and my penis is 5 3/4" erect is this normal' please leave a comment thank you. http://isitnormal.com/story/19504/ 2007-11-27 14:03:23 What is Masterbating'' How do you Masterbat' Don't judge me http://isitnormal.com/story/19491/ 2007-11-27 10:01:05 I really like to masturbate.I often do that for about 2 or 3 times per day. I cant stop doing that.It become my habit.Its wonderful,i mean the feeling it bring to me.But i do not know is it bad or good'So i just want to know: is it bad' if yes, what is the result if i continue to do that' thank you. http://isitnormal.com/story/19480/ 2007-11-27 05:27:57 I'm not a racist, I just don't like the black race, I think that most of Earths races would agree that negros are the most violent and stupidest group on earth and should not be given humans rights http://isitnormal.com/story/19448/ 2007-11-26 10:05:30 WHATS UP!!! RAPING IM TRYING TO LAY LOW!!! in scotland poping off with hoes from glasgow down went the zipper you know how it goes she said "the myth about a gingermans c*ck is true wow" heres the gingerpop baby you can lick then run and tell your girlfriends you saw the ginger glow stick haha http://isitnormal.com/story/19285/ 2007-11-22 14:26:25 Ok so i'm 15 and my best friend is 14, we are both male and sometimes he sleeps over and when he does i sort of feel like asking if i could suck him off or give him a handjob, should i ask' and is it normal' might it be me wanting to experiment' http://isitnormal.com/story/19213/ 2007-11-21 11:22:10 Is it normal to pee when I climax, I dont do it all the time, only sometimes. how do I fix it, cause I would rather just climax without having to clean up a whole sh*t load of wetness, I think its kinda gross. My boyfriend likes it but I dont think he really knows the difference, hes only had sex with one other person, and I dont know if she did it too, so he may think this is normal. What should I do' I dont need or have the urge to pee before we have sex or I would go before we start anything, so what could I try' http://isitnormal.com/story/19183/ 2007-11-20 14:00:37 I really don't like lesbians, i'm a straight guy, like i love women. But i dont get aroused by two girls playing with each other. I mean if i saw it in real life i would be like WOW! but in videos and pics its lame i have nothing against lesbians as people, i just dont like watching them in action is this normal' http://isitnormal.com/story/19159/ 2007-11-19 18:19:46 Hi i'm 18 my dick is about 6 inches. is that normal for me age' http://isitnormal.com/story/19132/ 2007-11-19 05:01:57 I want to f**k my sister she is 20 and im 21 i all was git my vibrater out and which she was sticking in me is this normal http://isitnormal.com/story/19063/ 2007-11-17 21:55:20 i was wondering if it was normal to masterbate with a lollypop http://isitnormal.com/story/19062/ 2007-11-17 21:51:20 I am so embarassed! So I was playing with my boyfriend last week and I dared him to put his penis in the neck of one of those Mateus wine bottles with the really skinny neck and big round part at the bottom' Anyway, I then proceeded to turn him on and well, he got stuck! I couldn't fit the wine bottle into his pants so I covered him up with a dish towel and we called a cab to go to the emergency department. It took four hours of icing, lube and prying to get him out. He's really really mad at me. Is this normal' http://isitnormal.com/story/19053/ 2007-11-17 17:38:13 There has just been a news flash. It mentioned IIN and I thought you all would want to hear about it! Two frequent users of the website known as IIN, which stands for IsItNormal, were today charged with being zoodephiles after being caught in the act of making love to an ant. They were apparently caught by the night watchman at their local zoo, one penetrating either end of an ant. The users in question are known on IIN as HomoJ and unilever. They were remanded in custody for psychiatric reports. In their defence they claimed that they felt insecure and sexually frustrated after repeated accusations about their miniscule manhood sizes. Police have seized records from the web site and it is thought that they will be facing further charges. We will keep you advised of any further developements. This news flash came out at 12.30 eastern time today Saturday 17th, November, 2007. http://isitnormal.com/story/19019/ 2007-11-17 09:34:22 am abou 12-13 and my penis size is 4.5ins is that normal' http://isitnormal.com/story/18864/ 2007-11-14 08:43:59 She spanks me and absolutely controls me. The control has become more and more as time goes by. Strangely, the spanking though it hurts and lasts for days is a turn on. http://isitnormal.com/story/18616/ 2007-11-10 00:20:57