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				<title>i hate my friend</title>
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				i hate my friend she is such a geek she sucks on me like a leach i want to murder her but i really like her cousin so i cant				</description>
				<link>http://isitnormal.com/story/23399/</link>
				<pubDate>2008-07-15 19:10:29</pubDate>
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				<title>Well, friends, we&apos;re back!</title>
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				As we awake our 5 month sleep of No-IIN...we find IsItnormal, a place clearly not so normal, to be back and running. I know, the long drought has probably caused a lot of people just to forget about Isitnormal altogether. Maybe some might remember us, and hopefully come back. Well if you are a returning member, welcome back! (Even though, back when it was up, I couldn&apos;t stand some of you, in a way, you all provided some entertainment; which was cool lol)

Well anyways, if you are now new to the site. Don&apos;t be afraid to post some stories and comments. And please refrain from degrading a lot of the members. Just keep em clean and funny stories.

Well, I don&apos;t know how the site came back on, but anyways, whoever brought this site back to life, thank you. This post was just made to welcome everyone back. And more importantly, let&apos;s try to make the site better this time and just enjoy Isitnormal.

Welcome back everyone! :)

-Barnum-				</description>
				<link>http://isitnormal.com/story/23392/</link>
				<pubDate>2008-07-15 16:48:05</pubDate>
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				<title>whether you&apos;ve heard it or not it is still funny</title>
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				A married couple was in a terrible accident where the woman&apos;s face was severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn&apos;t graft any skin from her body because she was too skinny. So the husband offered to donate some of his own skin.

However, the only skin on his body that the doctor felt was suitable would have to come from his buttocks. The husband and wife agreed to keep it a secret about where the skin came from, and requested that the doctor would also keep it a secret. After all, this was a very delicate matter.
After the surgery was completed, everyone was astounded at the woman&apos;s new beauty. She looked more beautiful than she ever had before! All her friends and relatives just went on and on about her youthful beauty! One day, she was alone with her husband, and she was overcome with emotion at his sacrifice. She said, &quot;Dear, I just want to thank you for everything you did for me. There is no way I could ever repay you.&quot;
He replid, &quot;Think nothing of it.&quot;




He added, &quot;I get all the thanks I need every time I see your mother kiss you on your cheek.&quot;				</description>
				<link>http://isitnormal.com/story/23375/</link>
				<pubDate>2008-02-15 08:46:23</pubDate>
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				<title>Proud of my 4 inch cock</title>
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				I have a 4 inch cock when erect (which doesn&apos;t happen very often) and I&apos;m proud of it.

Hey, it fills the gap!

Chris_UFC				</description>
				<link>http://isitnormal.com/story/23365/</link>
				<pubDate>2008-02-15 02:18:47</pubDate>
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				<title>i found your creator</title>
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				his name is lymon man, bow down before his lymony appendages 

http://www.flickr.com/photos/stevelewalready/342904075/sizes/l

convert to lymanarianism				</description>
				<link>http://isitnormal.com/story/23355/</link>
				<pubDate>2008-02-14 21:56:39</pubDate>
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				<title>i have to pee</title>
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				yup i need to pee badly but dont want to get up				</description>
				<link>http://isitnormal.com/story/23351/</link>
				<pubDate>2008-02-14 20:54:55</pubDate>
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				<title>how do i get over my fear&apos;</title>
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				Ok i went to a town a few weeks ago and a guy kept trying to do sh*t to me and i kept saying no Butt he kept pushing himself on me when i tried to get away he threw me up against the wall and punched me in the face and kept throwing me around and he beat the sh*t out of me He was acting like i was juss some life less piece of sh*t and now i dont know what to do how  do i get over the fear of him being everywhere and him trying to come after me again&apos;				</description>
				<link>http://isitnormal.com/story/23275/</link>
				<pubDate>2008-02-13 18:44:32</pubDate>
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				<title>someone AIM me</title>
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				someone who will be helpful please Aim me. my screen name is GO2SHEEP				</description>
				<link>http://isitnormal.com/story/23251/</link>
				<pubDate>2008-02-13 09:11:53</pubDate>
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				<title>valentines day gift... girls help!</title>
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				what do i buy a girl for valentines day&apos; she said absolutely no chocolate but i know sometimes girls say they don&apos;t want something and they really do! i was gonna get get a teddy bear and a card but her best friend rolled her eyes and said pathetic.... Help! she is 17.				</description>
				<link>http://isitnormal.com/story/23233/</link>
				<pubDate>2008-02-12 19:28:05</pubDate>
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				<title>I get serviced!</title>
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				I lost a man I loved a while ago... We had a special relationship. He was kind, poliite, and almost always answered my calls. He had a deep resounding voice that sent shivers down my spine... The last thing he said to me was

&quot;welcome to AT&amp;T wirless services. The cellular customer you&apos;ve called is unavalaible, or has traveled outside the coverage area. Please try your call agaaain later.&quot;

And then my parents switched to Verizon. f**king b*s***ds.				</description>
				<link>http://isitnormal.com/story/23217/</link>
				<pubDate>2008-02-12 11:34:23</pubDate>
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				<title>Driving Standard</title>
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				Is it hard to learn how to drive standard&apos;I have been driving automatic for almost a year now and Im thinking about learning how to drive standard. I need some help here people.				</description>
				<link>http://isitnormal.com/story/23210/</link>
				<pubDate>2008-02-12 09:10:50</pubDate>
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				<title>Violent Sex</title>
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				OMG I LOVE VIOLENT SEX WITH JAY WEEKS IM LUKE BLUNT! AND I LOVE TO GO UP JAYS DIRT TRACK WITH ELASTIC BANDS!!!!!!!


if you wish to join in just call me ;p				</description>
				<link>http://isitnormal.com/story/23134/</link>
				<pubDate>2008-02-11 03:39:47</pubDate>
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				<title>I have to find this girl!</title>
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				Okay when I was in Vegas last summer I was staying with a few friends at the &quot;The Hotel at Mandalay Bay&quot; and there was this chill lounge called the Kitty Club and there was this extremely hot pole dancer that i was hitting it off with. and i just want to find her if she has like facebook or myspace or something. So if anyone out there can help me find her

http://i173.photobucket.com/albums/w57/lan155/IMG_3837.jpg

let me know thanks :D				</description>
				<link>http://isitnormal.com/story/23072/</link>
				<pubDate>2008-02-09 16:34:57</pubDate>
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				<title>Come to the Darkside</title>
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				The Dark Side gets all the cool toys. You come to the Dark Side, we can guarantee you a cape. You wanna use your powers to get into the movie theater for free&apos; Cool with us. We provide excellent theme music for stalking through your lair. Oh, and don&apos;t forget: black is slimming, and it goes with everything. Power, strength, fashion sense, a great 401k, plus, we offer the ultimate prize -- cookies! Bet you didn&apos;t know the Sith Lords were a veritable cadre of Iron Chefs in the kitchen. By harnessing the power of the Dark Side, they&apos;ve made these cookies well-nigh irresistible. Can&apos;t you almost smell the scent of fresh-baked cookies, wafting through the airlock.... 

You get a heavyweight 100% cotton black ladies&apos; fitted t-shirt. But no milk. Milk promotes strong bones and a healthy body, and we don&apos;t need that crap.				</description>
				<link>http://isitnormal.com/story/23069/</link>
				<pubDate>2008-02-09 15:55:37</pubDate>
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				<title>I can</title>
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				Nobodies Perfect but the next herb i think about in the same sentence as my b**ch better be rosemary not some fat fagget nigga...u a liar but i still like u..its normal				</description>
				<link>http://isitnormal.com/story/23051/</link>
				<pubDate>2008-02-09 05:40:56</pubDate>
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				<title>Mastibationa and weight</title>
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				Hi i am 14 and i was telling a small group of people who i thought i could trust, i told them that i mastibate because they were being open towards me, then they spread it, now the whole year 10 know. What shall i do&apos;
Is it normal for me to mastibate at the age of 14&apos;
I am also 5 foot 4 and i am 9 and a half stone. Is that over weight&apos;
How long will my secret be going around school for and how long will it take to die down&apos;				</description>
				<link>http://isitnormal.com/story/23020/</link>
				<pubDate>2008-02-08 13:51:33</pubDate>
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				<title>izzit ok....</title>
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				I&apos;m 13 n my c*ck is 6.5 inch soft and 8 inch hard.plz comment faster....iz that ok&apos;				</description>
				<link>http://isitnormal.com/story/22995/</link>
				<pubDate>2008-02-07 22:07:13</pubDate>
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				<title>Virtal Pets</title>
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				I luv Virtual pets!!! Ne thing to do with them!!! I like games on the net...Sims Pets!!! I like those key chains with hamsters and dogs!!! I have an online pig named &quot;Wilbur&quot;!!! And I love all my virtual pets!!!				</description>
				<link>http://isitnormal.com/story/22981/</link>
				<pubDate>2008-02-07 18:39:07</pubDate>
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				<title>How do u see how many flags you have&apos;</title>
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				Does anyone know how to check how many times someone has flagged u Abusive, Helpful or w/e&apos; Thanks				</description>
				<link>http://isitnormal.com/story/22977/</link>
				<pubDate>2008-02-07 18:04:34</pubDate>
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				<title>real or what&apos;</title>
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				is there a god&apos; how can you prove if there is a god&apos;				</description>
				<link>http://isitnormal.com/story/22965/</link>
				<pubDate>2008-02-07 11:46:44</pubDate>
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				<title>Ok this is a game</title>
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				hey its hardcore here. anyways lets play that word assocition *sp&apos;* game

you know the deal

word is:

HaRdcoRe				</description>
				<link>http://isitnormal.com/story/22958/</link>
				<pubDate>2008-02-07 09:30:35</pubDate>
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				<title>WTF&apos; READ THIS, it pisse dme off... lol</title>
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				STOP!!!



Congratulations!!! Your wish will now come true in your age minutes.



Now follow this carefully....it can be very rewarding!!!!



If you repost this within the next 5 min. something major that you&apos;ve been wanting will happen.



This is scary!



The phone will ring right after you do this :]				</description>
				<link>http://isitnormal.com/story/22945/</link>
				<pubDate>2008-02-06 20:58:23</pubDate>
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				<title>Ginger people</title>
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				What do you lot think of red-heads (gingers). I sometimes get picked on because of it but i don&apos;t care because i love my hair.
I read that red-heads who are left handed and have blue eyes are like really special or something, well i fit all those 3.				</description>
				<link>http://isitnormal.com/story/22918/</link>
				<pubDate>2008-02-06 11:26:38</pubDate>
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				<title>what do you think happens when you die&apos;</title>
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				I expressed this oppinion in another topic, asking for theories. This is my theory on what happens when you die, and so I would like to share it.

When you die, there is no heaven.
When you die, there is no hell.
When you die, there is no pergatory.
When you die, there is no promise land.
When you die, there is no god.
When you die, there is no creator.
When you die, there is no greator being.
When you die, there is no self awareness.
When you die, there is no self.
When you die, there is nothing.
When you die, there is nothing to percieve, there is no thought, there is nothing at all. 

The only way I can describe in words is this: when you sleep, and wake up without even realizing you were asleep at all. When you die you feel the way you did you were asleep. Accept you&apos;re not really feeling it, because since your dead, your mind has shut down, and so feeling anything, physical or mental, is impossible.

Share your thoughts.

-noname4me				</description>
				<link>http://isitnormal.com/story/22787/</link>
				<pubDate>2008-02-03 19:28:34</pubDate>
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				<title>Who takes the advice from this site&apos;</title>
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				I for one, often do not go to this website to find out if I am normal, a lot of th etime it is to simply vent. Tell somebody, annonomously something i need an oppinion on. Do lot&apos;s of you really read the replies and go, yes...I will do that. Simply reading a lot of these stories give you this sence.				</description>
				<link>http://isitnormal.com/story/22734/</link>
				<pubDate>2008-02-02 18:38:48</pubDate>
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				<title>i want to fu*k my mother</title>
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				dear readers, it is real. i want to fu_k my mommy..he is so beautyful indian lady with about 40dd breast and pinkish body and little hairs on her body...she has lovely n se*y smile.. she touched my dic* mostly and i turned on..
one day i sleeping and she came and su_k my pen very hardly.. my pen wil hard.. and i loose my treasure..till today she is mostly come at mid nite and suck hardly mypen...
now i want to fu_k her hard very hard..
suggest me how can I&apos;				</description>
				<link>http://isitnormal.com/story/22664/</link>
				<pubDate>2008-02-01 05:32:27</pubDate>
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				<title>Top Ten Hottest Blondes</title>
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				1 - Ana Beatriz Barros 

2 - Kate Moss 

3 -  Joanna Krupa 

4 - Gemma Ward 

5 - Lindsay Lohan 

6 - Charlize Theron 

7 - Gwen Stefani 

8 - Sophie Monk 

9 - Anna Kournikova 

10 -  Victoria Beckham				</description>
				<link>http://isitnormal.com/story/22650/</link>
				<pubDate>2008-01-31 20:40:51</pubDate>
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				Well, ever since the Church of $cientology has been tricking and stealing from people to join their cult, I have found being a script kiddie really fun.  I know it is illegal, but it brings Lulz as we from Anonymous would say.  The Co$ must be stopped at all cost they are a dangerous cult and lying and make you pay a lot of money or sign a 1 billion year contract saying they own you. They are tearing apart families and friends.  If you would like to help look on youtube about Anonymous V Scientology.  But is it normal that I like to cause destruction to such an evil group&apos;				</description>
				<link>http://isitnormal.com/story/22637/</link>
				<pubDate>2008-01-31 16:03:28</pubDate>
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				<title>AFRICAN n***** TRIBE</title>
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				almost gone!!!!!! :) :) :) YIPPY

The KIKUYU tribe of n*****S is all but DEAD, thanks to other n*****S!


PLEASE n*****S kill each other off in America now!				</description>
				<link>http://isitnormal.com/story/22634/</link>
				<pubDate>2008-01-31 14:59:13</pubDate>
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				<title>all hail king spam</title>
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				i such c*ck for 50p on tuesday night so i can get bus fair to go to my ex girlfriends to f**k her pussy then tell her i have aids				</description>
				<link>http://isitnormal.com/story/22624/</link>
				<pubDate>2008-01-31 10:05:10</pubDate>
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				<title>masturbation</title>
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				hey im a 14 yaer old girl that loves to masturbate but i am getting board of it i need some new ideas to keep myself happy 
have any ideas pleeeezzzzz comment me pleeeezzz				</description>
				<link>http://isitnormal.com/story/22617/</link>
				<pubDate>2008-01-31 07:01:58</pubDate>
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				<title>We haven&apos;t had sexist jokes in a while</title>
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				Why do women have periods&apos;
Because they f**king well deserve them!

Why do men want to marry virgins&apos;
They can&apos;t stand criticism.				</description>
				<link>http://isitnormal.com/story/22614/</link>
				<pubDate>2008-01-31 05:06:28</pubDate>
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				<title>I posted a real good story...</title>
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				but it got erased or sumting,  it had the n word in the title.  i tryed to use my other computer with my other account.  but it doesn&apos;t exist...  what happened&apos;				</description>
				<link>http://isitnormal.com/story/22608/</link>
				<pubDate>2008-01-30 22:27:41</pubDate>
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				<title>Nigger Problems in U.S.A.</title>
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				George W. Bush here,  I want to ask the mature people of this site for some advice.  I noticed a growing problem in the U.S. is HIV/AIDS,  many African-Americans  (Niggers)  have this disease and so do Homosexuals  (Faggots)  (in fact it was the Homosexuals who started this disease)  The problem got worse when mixed-race couples  (niggers and nigger lovers)  did certain things to spread the disease to the average american  (white people)  I am starting a camp for minority groups  (niggers,jews,beaners,fags,whores,hiv-positive ppl, wiggers,  etc.etc.)  In this camp everyone will be treated fairly (beat,bloodied,tortured,etc.) they will not be treated with intolerence (constant racial-slurs) and will have plenty of good food and drink  (starvation,drinking piss,poisoned  water, etc etc)  all people eligible must sign up under their own free will  (if you can come you will come or else you&apos;ll get heavy fines, shipment to aids-ridden Africa, and/or forcement to go to the camp anyway with harsher treatment)  The advice I need is what forms of enjoyment (punishment/torture) would be the best, and for what groupt&apos;  Thank you all for your time.  WWW				</description>
				<link>http://isitnormal.com/story/22604/</link>
				<pubDate>2008-01-30 20:56:26</pubDate>
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				<title>Mates dads a stoner</title>
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				I have this mate (as in friend, i&apos;m Australian) and his dads a stoner, what should i do&apos; I figured i have 2 choices: Smash his glass bong and make him suffer because he wont be able to fuel his addiction or call the cops, i hate druggies but i  dont want my best mates dad to get arrested, this is not bullsh*t, drugs are a problem in my area.				</description>
				<link>http://isitnormal.com/story/22571/</link>
				<pubDate>2008-01-30 06:46:07</pubDate>
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				<title>people critisiing problems&apos;</title>
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				i just want to say people come on here with real problems and others come to take the piss! well i think the pisstakers are pathetic jerks who need lives! why take the piss out of someone else who might get upset over it&apos; got nothing better to do have you&apos;				</description>
				<link>http://isitnormal.com/story/22541/</link>
				<pubDate>2008-01-29 16:08:24</pubDate>
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				<title>Opinions please!!!</title>
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				Hey people, please tell me what u think of my song:

THIS BROKEN HEART

(chorus)
It’s passed
It’s gone
Never to return
It’s lost
And burned
Oh how I tossed and turned

Love…
I thought it was something I could feel with you
Now here we are with all our words in the space between us
You twisted the knife and I have to clean up all the blood
Now what the f**k am I supposed to do&apos;

(chorus)

The blackened sky consumes me and there is only darkness
The prospect of a new day makes me turn to alcohol and chocolate
Hungover and sad I face the happy busy people
I watch them smile and laugh, are they laughing at me&apos; 

You always said Karma was for real, I hope you suffer as I heal…this broken heart
Just heal me now
Just kill me now
Just show me how
Just take me out
Just find me now
Just hold me now
Just love me now

(chorus)




(My ex really pissed me off)				</description>
				<link>http://isitnormal.com/story/22469/</link>
				<pubDate>2008-01-28 12:51:14</pubDate>
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				<title>Omg i start grade 8 today! ( JAnuary, 29 2008)</title>
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				ok i put this in sex so more peeps wud read lol! u sickos! KIDDING ok so i start grade 8 and everyone says its the hardest grade!!! PLEASE COMMENT ASAP!! and btw i believe spam jav is a geek!				</description>
				<link>http://isitnormal.com/story/22466/</link>
				<pubDate>2008-01-28 12:40:24</pubDate>
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				<title>Well Well Well!</title>
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				so whats up!&apos;! just post some random sh*t here guys it doesnt matter what a say! NO RACIST sh*t				</description>
				<link>http://isitnormal.com/story/22423/</link>
				<pubDate>2008-01-27 21:56:42</pubDate>
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				<title>im 15 almost 16 and still havent started my period</title>
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				okay so im 15 and will be 16 in almost 8 months and i still havent started my period. is something wrong&apos; do i need to go to the doctor&apos; ehhh...this sucks!				</description>
				<link>http://isitnormal.com/story/22419/</link>
				<pubDate>2008-01-27 21:35:21</pubDate>
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				<title>Mean Person&apos;</title>
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				So i go out with this guy and he is so amazingly wonderful but the best part about him is his mouth...He literally hates everyone and anyone and he always swearing constantly and making fun of people and that is how he treats them...he always calls me a midget and he always makes stupid little comments that make me love him even more then I always do...

The odd thing is I am attracted to the filthy mouth he has..is that normal&apos;				</description>
				<link>http://isitnormal.com/story/22417/</link>
				<pubDate>2008-01-27 20:24:04</pubDate>
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				<title>L-O-V-E (Take that, Ashlee Simpson!)</title>
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				I&apos;m in love with someone I&apos;ve never met or spoken to!!!  He posts on this site regularly.  He looks so hot in his profile pic. Go check it out! (Although I&apos;m not entirely sure it&apos;s actually him)
EccentricWeird, will you be my valentine&apos;&apos;&apos;
(I give you plenty of notice because I&apos;m sure there are many many other doting female members competing for your sweet sweet lovin&apos;)				</description>
				<link>http://isitnormal.com/story/22351/</link>
				<pubDate>2008-01-26 16:22:47</pubDate>
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				<title>i need help with cutting</title>
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				i cut my self but i want to stop i need to find new ways to deal with depression if any one can give me new ways to deal with it i will be very greatful				</description>
				<link>http://isitnormal.com/story/22302/</link>
				<pubDate>2008-01-25 16:31:45</pubDate>
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				<title>always feeling out of it</title>
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				i always seem to feel droggyish and not totally awake and like not as aware as i used to be 3 or 4 months ago. its kinda hard to explain.

its not really emotionally driven
im not depressed or anything
im pretty happy 

i get alot of sleep and all that shit
and i dont do any drugs 

anyways,

any tips on something that would help me feel more awake and upbeat&apos;				</description>
				<link>http://isitnormal.com/story/22258/</link>
				<pubDate>2008-01-24 18:28:09</pubDate>
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				<title>I cut myself</title>
				<description>
				Hi everyone I have a story to share with u. about 3 years ago my mom was killed in a car acciedent... i was really deppressed and i didn&apos;t know wat to do. So i started cutting myself and it helped me forget the pain i felt... from losing my mom, i done it for about a year then my dad found out and made me go to a counsler so i stopped. but now i have started again and i really want to stop because people noticed cuts on my arms. I need advice from someone who has acctualy been through it and quit doing it. please help				</description>
				<link>http://isitnormal.com/story/22244/</link>
				<pubDate>2008-01-24 14:58:24</pubDate>
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				<title>facebook</title>
				<description>
				i cant see my friends wall status friends or pictures, i could a day a go all i can see is contact info... my friend signed on her msn and could see my other friends wall status and friends but not pictures, and my brother can see pics wall status and friends. what is going on does any one know&apos;				</description>
				<link>http://isitnormal.com/story/22239/</link>
				<pubDate>2008-01-24 12:40:04</pubDate>
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				<title>Gays/homophobe</title>
				<description>
				why do gays always call someone that is against homosexual&apos;s a homophobe&apos; Is that word a faggot word like FABULOUS&apos;
Uniballer				</description>
				<link>http://isitnormal.com/story/22224/</link>
				<pubDate>2008-01-24 04:08:47</pubDate>
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				<title>any girls with ps3s&apos;</title>
				<description>
				if any girl has a ps3 add me   Gi-Gamer   Please				</description>
				<link>http://isitnormal.com/story/22140/</link>
				<pubDate>2008-01-21 21:28:58</pubDate>
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				<title>don&apos;t vote for...</title>
				<description>
				Hillary Clinton or Barrak Obama.  Obama is a nigger and Clinton is a ugly whore.  if you vote for either of these ppl the you will get cancer and aids.    VOTE FOR WHITE MEN!!!!!!!!!!				</description>
				<link>http://isitnormal.com/story/22131/</link>
				<pubDate>2008-01-21 19:16:27</pubDate>
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				<title>Naked with Childhood Friends</title>
				<description>
				When I was about 11, 12, or 13 (I don&apos;t remember the exact age, sorry!), there were a couple times when I was naked with my female friends. It was like a &quot;show me yours and I&apos;ll show you mine&quot; thing. We played Doctor while we were naked and I&apos;ve taken several baths with my female cousin. I just remember that this happened in my life and now I am wondering if this was my bisexuality showing itself while I was younger&apos; Is this normal&apos; Did any other girls do this with their childhood friends&apos;				</description>
				<link>http://isitnormal.com/story/22098/</link>
				<pubDate>2008-01-21 07:53:31</pubDate>
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				<title>i love you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!</title>
				<description>
				i is god&apos;&apos;nn  i is me3  all is my fun, 098  i lovve METALICA!!!!!!      I LOVE IRON MAIDEN!!!!   I is my normal&apos;&apos;&apos;&apos;  nevermind that noise you heard it&apos;s just the monsters under your bed, in your closet in your head!!!!!!! exit @$$ enter pussy you queer bait tight shirted horse@@@@@&apos;  is my normal&apos;&apos;&apos;				</description>
				<link>http://isitnormal.com/story/22093/</link>
				<pubDate>2008-01-20 21:52:34</pubDate>
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				<title>i need help wen i masterbate</title>
				<description>
				Hey im dusin im 14 and i masterbate all the time when i ejaculate its not seamen its this clear stick stuff i was wondering is it normal &apos; tnx for your help if you can				</description>
				<link>http://isitnormal.com/story/22090/</link>
				<pubDate>2008-01-20 20:30:57</pubDate>
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				<title>-crank dat</title>
				<description>
				Hey Knuck,

Do you have to type it each time or is there a signature thing somewhere&apos;

-cat drank				</description>
				<link>http://isitnormal.com/story/22069/</link>
				<pubDate>2008-01-20 14:57:09</pubDate>
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				<title>If YOU HAVE A PS3</title>
				<description>
				You can be proud you have the best console th world has ever seen.  X-Box 360 exclusives are all coming to PC,  PS3 exclusives never will go to PC.  X-Box 360 has a 40% breakdown rate and PS3 has 0.02% breakdown rate.  you have to pay for online service on X-Box 360,  while PS3 online is free.  PS3 has web browser,  it&apos;s like a porn machine,  ( in fact i&apos;m posting this from my ps3 ) PS3 can even send e-mails,  ( i sent a story from this site to my friend )  i hope anyone buying a console soon will make the right choice and get the best cosole.  SONY RULES!!!!    Bill Gates sucks my balls!!!  Thank you all for your time.				</description>
				<link>http://isitnormal.com/story/22048/</link>
				<pubDate>2008-01-20 02:02:28</pubDate>
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				<title>JOJO_100 r u there&apos;</title>
				<description>
				are you the person who loves hitler&apos;  i love him too.  we should have a threesome mabe a foursome with hitler and his friend the horse.  i thought it would be a sausage fest untill i looked at your profile.  u&apos;r hot.  hitler gets your front and i get your back and the horse gets to watch.  it&apos;s gonna be great.  (i&apos;m serious)				</description>
				<link>http://isitnormal.com/story/22042/</link>
				<pubDate>2008-01-19 21:59:42</pubDate>
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				<title>NlGGER Holiday</title>
				<description>
				great for you Kwanza and MLK day WHITE POWER				</description>
				<link>http://isitnormal.com/story/21982/</link>
				<pubDate>2008-01-18 18:17:03</pubDate>
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				<title>i chew on paper from books</title>
				<description>
				i got this really wierd habit where i chew paper from books since i was little, i dont know why i do it but i just luv the smell of paper and i cant resist tearing a paper and chewing it, it also helps to relieve me off my stress n stuff, my mum found a couple of paper that i had chewed under my bed and she says that its not normal, maybe its not but ITS LIKE AN ADDICTION! like smokin is an addiction, for me its chewing paper from books, i know it sounds wierd....				</description>
				<link>http://isitnormal.com/story/21927/</link>
				<pubDate>2008-01-17 06:41:03</pubDate>
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				<title>% of homos, haters and normals&apos;</title>
				<description>
				I&apos;ve noticed that whilst there seems to be a lot of homo haters on this site (they&apos;re also the ones that hate the nig nogs.), there also appears to be a lot of gays&apos;  I reckon it&apos;s about 50/50.

I reckon the normal people are only 20%. 

I don&apos;t think this bears any relation to the numbers in real life and draw the following conclusions.

Most of the haters would be to scared to say what they say in public

Most of the gays would be to scared to talk about bumming and what have you in public.				</description>
				<link>http://isitnormal.com/story/21883/</link>
				<pubDate>2008-01-16 06:26:41</pubDate>
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				<title>Is it normal to like wearing trash bags.</title>
				<description>
				Hello everyone.

I have a friend who likes wearing trash bags.  Is this normal.				</description>
				<link>http://isitnormal.com/story/21869/</link>
				<pubDate>2008-01-15 19:17:08</pubDate>
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				<title>Marjorine makes me hot</title>
				<description>
				Well guys,
There is this girl in my show choir named stacy, and well she is kind of exotic, and ugly a little bit, but i find her oddly attractive.  Well, i know thats kind of normal, but i have another urge.
Well, i have these dreams that she undresses me and then slathers me with butter as like kind of a lube, and then she makes love to me backwards.......
Im not sure what to think about it...				</description>
				<link>http://isitnormal.com/story/21861/</link>
				<pubDate>2008-01-15 15:41:54</pubDate>
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				<title>HELP..should i loose my virginity with a virgin&apos;</title>
				<description>
				well im 17, virgin. dated my boyfriend for a year or so, and i have very deep feelings for him. i know he feels the same...hes 21,also virgin. I know he wont &quot;do&quot; it with anyone else but me, so it kinda frightens me because i dont know if its normal to loose my virginity with a virgin.I would never loose it with anyone else but him, but  im scared, dont know what to do. i think because hes unexperienced its gonna be difficult and painful...can anybody help me, and tell me if something can go wrong&apos;
thank you very much,				</description>
				<link>http://isitnormal.com/story/21806/</link>
				<pubDate>2008-01-14 15:57:32</pubDate>
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				<title>Im Back</title>
				<description>
				Foolz  im back nigguhss im gonna be back and crackin your asses again				</description>
				<link>http://isitnormal.com/story/21777/</link>
				<pubDate>2008-01-13 21:14:45</pubDate>
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				<title>want toys but too shy</title>
				<description>
				im 20 and i like masterbating, but i have this urge to fuck myself with a dildo of sum such, but im to shy and embarressed to buy one from a store or anything. what can i do&apos;				</description>
				<link>http://isitnormal.com/story/21764/</link>
				<pubDate>2008-01-13 10:52:40</pubDate>
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				<title>What is Her issue&apos;</title>
				<description>
				What the hell is cranberrys issue.... i think she is retarted.... hope you die and go to hell cranberry...... f**k you.				</description>
				<link>http://isitnormal.com/story/21702/</link>
				<pubDate>2008-01-12 08:23:20</pubDate>
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				<title>am i bi, gay, strait, or just curious</title>
				<description>
				i often fantasize about dick in my mouth, and im really curious how it would make me feel, but im not interested in men at all, just a nice dick in my mouth, possibly up my ass. am i gay, curious, or what&apos;				</description>
				<link>http://isitnormal.com/story/21694/</link>
				<pubDate>2008-01-12 01:59:46</pubDate>
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				<title>Am a gay&apos;</title>
				<description>
				yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes				</description>
				<link>http://isitnormal.com/story/21672/</link>
				<pubDate>2008-01-11 18:11:44</pubDate>
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				<title>WANGMAKER IS A f**kING SPAMMER</title>
				<description>
				He keeps on posting this f**king long spam thing that renders u unable to reply on comments and post comments! ARGH! DIE!				</description>
				<link>http://isitnormal.com/story/21659/</link>
				<pubDate>2008-01-11 14:26:07</pubDate>
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				<title>Right now I&apos;m..............</title>
				<description>
				Right now I&apos;m writing a book, it&apos;s      

science fiction/ action/ adventure I hoping to get it publlished when I&apos;m 21. wish me luck.				</description>
				<link>http://isitnormal.com/story/21618/</link>
				<pubDate>2008-01-10 13:39:14</pubDate>
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				<title>the best story EVER!</title>
				<description>
				ok this morning i smacked my friend in the face he said &quot;wtf r u doing&quot; and i said &quot;i duno&quot; then this man walked past and i said &quot;hi&quot; then he said &quot;fuk off u prick&quot; and i was like &quot;ok&quot; then i went to the shops and i bought a carrot and the man behind the till was like &quot;wtf&quot; and i was like &quot;lmao im meeting ur mum in 5 minutes&quot; so then i walked off and walked into someones house and shot them and turned into a necrophiliac and then walked out. is this normal&apos;				</description>
				<link>http://isitnormal.com/story/21555/</link>
				<pubDate>2008-01-08 18:28:45</pubDate>
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				<title>bad way to jack off&apos;</title>
				<description>
				i found some hot hairy porn on the web so i jacked off to it.  then i saw that it was jewish porn so i started yelling and screaming,  then i got sick and threw up everywhere!  i couldn&apos;t stop throwing up so i got some fruit to make a fruit smoothie,  i got my blender and threw up in it, i got up on the counter to clean the blender and the blender turned on when my dick was in it.  my dick got cut off but didn&apos;t know because i was so sick. i made the fruit smoothie with puke and blended cock and i drank it.  : )   does it make me gay&apos;				</description>
				<link>http://isitnormal.com/story/21516/</link>
				<pubDate>2008-01-07 21:46:29</pubDate>
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				<title>Why do I love trolls so much...</title>
				<description>
				Is it normal for me to enjoy the company of trolls&apos; I feel so at home around them.				</description>
				<link>http://isitnormal.com/story/21492/</link>
				<pubDate>2008-01-07 15:04:23</pubDate>
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				<title>is this normal...introducing myself the new geezer</title>
				<description>
				ello im new on this website im usually on youtube and i want to know if eating people, jumping from heights and landing on people, asking chimps to toss me off for a banana, rubbing kettles for pleasure, getting aroused by fat people and hitting people with dildos is normal...				</description>
				<link>http://isitnormal.com/story/21489/</link>
				<pubDate>2008-01-07 14:07:42</pubDate>
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				<title>MSN anyone&apos;</title>
				<description>
				I need some new interesting people to talk to so add me at:
carla_06_330@hotmail.com

Carla aka lillady Xx				</description>
				<link>http://isitnormal.com/story/21462/</link>
				<pubDate>2008-01-06 22:20:13</pubDate>
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				<title>this for girls</title>
				<description>
				have you girls ever discharged while you had your period&apos; or had sex&apos; masturbated, etc&apos;

and would it be normal do that&apos;				</description>
				<link>http://isitnormal.com/story/21351/</link>
				<pubDate>2008-01-05 03:27:51</pubDate>
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				<title>It&apos;s funny when....</title>
				<description>
				It&apos;s funny when people reply to someone&apos;s previous comment, and then &apos;cause it doesn&apos;t show they do it again to correct themselves.




Hehe.				</description>
				<link>http://isitnormal.com/story/21150/</link>
				<pubDate>2008-01-04 13:44:01</pubDate>
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				<title>To TheMatrix100</title>
				<description>
				http://isitnormal.com/story/17951/				</description>
				<link>http://isitnormal.com/story/21086/</link>
				<pubDate>2008-01-03 12:26:57</pubDate>
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				<title>only blue people</title>
				<description>
				if u are not blue and u comment on this satan will bring you to hell and forcefully shove a pinapple in your ass daily



-satan				</description>
				<link>http://isitnormal.com/story/21079/</link>
				<pubDate>2008-01-03 08:57:37</pubDate>
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				<title>I hate spaming on the boards</title>
				<description>
				i hate when ppl type the same thing over and over,  because i go on this site with my PS3 and it takes forever to scroll down.  My PSN name is Gi-Gamer feel free to add me.				</description>
				<link>http://isitnormal.com/story/21048/</link>
				<pubDate>2008-01-02 21:28:22</pubDate>
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				<title>my guilt about sin</title>
				<description>
				unfair to jesus he shouldnt have giving us humans a second chance. even though he repented for we still sin. its basically like he sarifice his life nothing. even though i say this i still sin because of my urge to satisfy my desire. even though we are not perfect we can repent but people dont do that so its unfair to jesus. anyways my question is, is it normal to feel so much guilt like this.    dont forget to get save, pray every night, repent and read your bible				</description>
				<link>http://isitnormal.com/story/21015/</link>
				<pubDate>2008-01-02 15:36:21</pubDate>
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				<title>I hope this f**king world blows up!!</title>
				<description>
				I,m wondering why this f**ked up web site even exists!				</description>
				<link>http://isitnormal.com/story/20977/</link>
				<pubDate>2008-01-02 08:03:26</pubDate>
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