http://isitnormal.com/flags/weird/rss/ Okay, I just ran into this site and figured I'd get something off my chest, so here goes nothing. I want to be a dog. Yes, an actual dog. I don't know why but ever since I can remember, I've always wanted to be treated like a dog. I even went through a phase where I acted like one as a child. Now I am 20 years old and that feeling is still alive and kicking. I am a pretty confident, attractive black male and lead a normal life. I also have no history of mental illnesses in me or my family. This is my first time telling anyone about this. I keep it a secret because I even find it weird. So there goes. Was just wondering about everyone else's opinion, or maybe if someone has the same feeling. http://isitnormal.com/story/24578/ 2008-10-07 18:09:34 I enjoy puting on my scuba tank and regulator along with my onepiece thongback lycra swimsuit while at my house. I fantasize about someone coming in and taking advantage of me while I'm wearing it. I also like laying on my tank, body arched up, roleplaying that I'm helpless. Is this a normal fantasy and does anyone else think about this stuff' http://isitnormal.com/story/24465/ 2008-09-30 09:06:53 Well where do I start..I'm a 74 year old woman who has never quite explained this to anyone. I was born with an elongated cl*toris, some may say that it is a penis, but it is not exactly functional. It does get stimulated and i am able to reproduce, i have had a cycle since normal ages of puberty, and have had 2 wonderful children. I am concerned about my elongated cl*toris and worry that it has prevented me from having a normal life. I am in good shape for an elderly woman, and although i am old, i would like to get back into the dating world to get my last hoorah. I was wondering if anyone could provide information about removal of the...well...i guess mutation' I do not want to straddle some gentlemen, specifically older ones, and give them a heart attack! Heavens no I do not think i'd like that at all! Please help. http://isitnormal.com/story/24380/ 2008-09-24 23:06:13 4 and a half months ago, I found myself in Edmonton Alberta. And there I found someone who I really cared for. Within three days of meeting him I moved in with him. But at the time it was like it was supposed to happen. I fell quick for him. In the early stages of our relationship, he told me how he used to be addicted to Herion. I knoe he wasnt lying because I could see the tracks that had scared on his arm. He hadnt used for two years. He was on methodone. I came home ,I brought him with me. Everything was wonderful. My family loved him , which made me proud because I knew I picked someone my family cared for. I would cook for him, I would clean for him. I used to do his laundry. Last night he drank a 26 of Alberta Premium Rye and ended up kicking the sh*t out of me. My jaw is swollen and now leans to the right side. My centre bottom tooth to the right is now pushed out further than the one on the left. The inside of my mouth is cut. We were no longer together. But because he had no where to go, because he knows no body, I decided to let him sleep over for the night and then leave at 8 in the morning. This way he would have have time to find his way around. The internet is a wonderful thing. He tells me he isnt leaving when I wake in the morning. So to make a longer story short, Ill just say that a big person I knew had to wrestle him to the ground this morning in order to submit him to leave. ANYWAYS... He leaves. And then shows back up 3 hours later. I didnt open the door. He holds up this box, as if to say I have a present for you. I didnt open the door to except it. I told him through the glass door that he had to leave. He told me with biggest of eyes that he was sorry. And he left. So then Im sitting upstairs and he calls me. He apologizes, and for some reason I think its sincere. Then he proceeds to tell me that the box he held up was perfume (because thats what I collect) and he left it outside the screen door. That right there made me cry while I was on the phone with him. So I get off the phone with him and I run downstairs. I open the lock so quickly, pop open the screen door and ever so quickly grab this pink and silver box off the ground. I shut the door swiftly, and proceeded to my bathroom. The perfume is GORGEOUS! And the smell is not cheap, it is a very expensive bottle. Its the most beautiful smell I have. He never came back or called me again tonight. When he called me previously he said he is on his way to Winnipeg and and is leaving at 83opm. He asked me to meet him at the buss station. I didnt. Is that selfish after the amazing gift I recieved' Even though he kicked the crap out of me' Should I have atleast helped him get home or seen him once he boarded his bus' ISITNORMAL'' http://isitnormal.com/story/24330/ 2008-09-20 18:01:39 Okay, so everytime I walk into the mall...guys are all up on me...and brave,too. Then, like all these like foreign weird dudes come up to me and they are like," Excuse-ah, Miss, please-ah tell-ah me-ah that-ah you-ah are-ah not-ah taken-ah in-ah marriage-ah by-ah another-ah man-ah." And I'm like," Dude, back up...I can't even understand a word you are saying." And also I have these "incidents" where like 30 year old dudes are like totally hitting on me. Like my dad's friend is a car mechanic...and so like I went with my dad to his garage...and like, everyone who knows him calls him Puerto-Rican Johnny...and so like I got out of the car...and I was walking away to my car, and he was like totally mesmerized...staring at my butt dude!!! and my dad was like," Johnny, keep your eyes where they need to be." Haha I was laughing when I got in my car...and by the way...he is like 39!!!!!! How gross is that'!' But anyway, like I get about 14 hits a day...is that normal''' http://isitnormal.com/story/24254/ 2008-09-14 14:54:14 I ejaculate a lot for the Penthouse Pet Jenna Persaud, the most beautiful ebony Goddess ever, the perfect body. I have a life size photo of her that is laminated. I love to torture my penis head with a vibrator while I look at her body and cum for her toenails and belly button and then lick my own cum from her photo. http://isitnormal.com/story/24236/ 2008-09-11 19:16:12 I caught myself staring at my blank monitor again, feeling so tired yet unable to sleep. I can’t remember the last time I felt happy, I shouldn’t be feeling like this, I am good looking, smart and I am talented at everything I do, I have lots of friends but I have no true friends, I don’t know if I have ever had a true friend, I don’t think I have ever loved, I feel as though I am empty. Everyone thinks I am normal and that I am heaps happy, but I’m not. That scene in American Psycho where he kills that dude with the axe and just unleashes all his anger, it made me feel good watching it, I got an adrenaline rush and a feeling of euphoria from it, does that mean I am going to be a serial killer' I imagine ways to kill people and all the possibilities of hiding the body without getting caught; I think I could get away with murder so easily and wouldn’t feel any emotion at all. I miss my Dad, I haven’t seen him in probably ten years I can’t even remember the last time I saw him but I remember it was the last time I felt happy, I think, if I got the balls to look up his number and call him he’d probably want to see me as much as I want to see him but I just cant force myself to do it. I think I felt happy when I was friends with Jamie, I don’t know. If I ever did have a true friend it probably would have been him but I don’t know. I hate my mum, she does so much for me but I still hate her so much, she makes me so angry. I have lots of girls after me that are pretty dam hot but they don’t mean a thing to me, I have never asked a girl out in my life they always ask me I wish the one girl I think I love would love me, Connor, I think she use to like me ages ago when she use to come and sit next to me and talked to me but I must of unintentionally turned her away because I never show my emotions to anyone ever, she is so beautiful, I feel like a stalker because I always stare at her whenever I see her at school and forget about everything else, I think if I was with her I could finally sleep, she is the cure for my insomnia, unhappiness and all my bad thoughts, I don’t care what anyone thinks of me but I care what she thinks of me for some reason, I cant get myself to approach her, the only way that is going to happen is if I am stoned and drunk out of my f**king mind or it’s the end of the world. I always wash my hands, my friends think I have a compulsive disorder, I probably do, I hate my friends. I can’t remember the last time I cried, I’ve wanted to cry but I just can’t. http://isitnormal.com/story/24217/ 2008-09-10 08:34:49 I would consider myself a normal guy. I have a good job, lots of friends and am a good person. There is just one thing unusual about me: I like to be walked on in high heels, preferably stiletto pumps. I have only had two women walk on me. Both enjoyed it but I've never mentioned it to any other women for fear they may be very, very scared of me. I don't think this is normal. So, I have two questions for anyone who reads this. Do any other men enjoy this or have fantasized about it' Do any women enjoy doing this to men, have fantasized about it or if discovered their husband/boyfriend was into it, would dump/divorce them' http://isitnormal.com/story/24215/ 2008-09-10 06:22:20 my freinds freakin me out. ever since he started playin runescape with me (i know...nerdy) he got kinda weird. he calls me almost everyday, he even calls me by my sn in real life. wat should i do' http://isitnormal.com/story/24177/ 2008-09-06 22:13:56 I think about dying all the time http://isitnormal.com/story/24122/ 2008-09-02 08:35:24 My friend lives around many people who have kids, and many of them are f**ked up and have been sexualised and are always thinking about it, particularly two boys. My friend a a kind person who lets them up his house to play playstation and watch movies, but when they are here they start touching him and acting promiscuious and talk about sex and everything. he doesnt have a 'spine', so he doesnt tell them they cant come up he just says he will. NOTE: He is absolutely 0% interested in them sexually. http://isitnormal.com/story/24072/ 2008-08-30 01:43:10 I'm 16, M, and a proud bisexual. i wonder if its normal for me to want to tear violent homophobes/haters to itty-bitty pieces' thanks. http://isitnormal.com/story/24041/ 2008-08-27 22:16:45 When I was 9 my dad was scizophrenic and he drank alot.Anyway our two puppies died from our airconditioning leaking airconditioning poison, and my dad tied them up and put them under our bunkbeds. We had to sleep in the living room.And as my dad went to work and we went to school the dogs rotted under our bed,it smelt so bad. Finally after 1 week my dad dug this gigantic hole and put the puppies in it. And our neighbors called the cops and they thought we had murdered someone and was burrying them.The cops made my dad unburry them and the cops took the puppies and gave us a big fine because it was illegal.Your supposed to burry them in a cemetary. http://isitnormal.com/story/24036/ 2008-08-27 16:57:52 Ok so all day i've been needing to go pee it happens almost every 20 minutes i cant control it and i cant hold it in i have to go as soon as i feel it. but i get this really bad pain and it only happens when im about to finish and it started since yesterday i dont know what it is. http://isitnormal.com/story/24000/ 2008-08-24 14:33:08 I WAS MAKING OUT WITH A CO-WORKER AND THINGS PROGRESSED SO I GOT HER NAKED AND I WAS TOTALLY FREAKED OUT BY WHAT I SAW. I AM USE TO GIRLS HAVING NICE SMOOTH VAGINAS THAT LOOK LIKE A NICE PEACH OR A CAMEL TOE.....BUT THIS GIRL HAD THESE HUGE FLAPS OF SKIN FOR LABIA. IT LITTERALLY LOOKED LIKE 2 PIECES OF ROAST BEEF HANGING OUT OF HER VAGINA...LIKE 2 GIANT BAT WINGS...I WAS TOTALLY GROSSED OUT. I AM ABOVE AVERAGE IN PENIS SIZE ABOUT 8 AND A HALF INCHS AND I HAVE NEVER HAD A PROBLEM MAKING A GIRL CUM BUT THIS GIRL I LITTERALLY HAD SEX WITH HER FOR 45 MINUTES STRAIGHT AND SHE COULD NOT CUM. SHE FLIPPED OVER AND HAD TO LITTERALLY PULL HER LABIA "WINGS UP AND SPREAD THEM APART I GUESS TO FIND HER cl*t. I WAS SO GROSSED OUT I JUST HAD TO STOP. NOW I AM A HORNY GUY AND I LOVE TO MAKE A GIRL CUM BUT I JUST LAID THERE WHILE SHE SAT BACK ON THE BED AND HELD HER ROAST BEEF LOOKING VAGINA LIPS OPEN TO GET TO HER cl*t AND SHE MASTERBATED FOR ATLEAST 20-25 MINUTES BEFORE SHE COULD MAKE HERSELF CUM. I HAVE JUST NEVER EVER SEEN A GIRL WITH THAT KIND OF LABIA THAT REALLY LOOKED LIKE TO DELI CUT PIECES OF ROAST BEEF. IS THERE SOMETHING WRONG WITH HER' I HAVE PROBABLY HAD SEX WITH ATLEAST 30 DIFFERENT GIRLS IN MY LIFE AND I HAVE NEVER SEEN ANYTHING LIKE THAT. CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME IF THEY HAVE EVER RUN INTO SOMETHING LIKE THAT. THESE THINGS LITTERALLY HAD TO BE 3 INCHS LONG AND THEY JUST HUNG DOWN LIKE BAT WINGS. NEEDLESS TO SAY I NEVER TALKED TO HER AGAIN IT WAS SO GROSS. http://isitnormal.com/story/23933/ 2008-08-19 22:28:50 So i just sit down and start jacking off, but i cannot cum. But if i lie down in my bed and let the sheets rub against the back side of my penis, i cum very fast and hard. Any help' http://isitnormal.com/story/23915/ 2008-08-18 22:52:35 I used to go out with this beautiful Polish girl who had a most fantastic anal fixation. She would make me lick the seat of her dirty knickers clean with my tongue. If I couldn't get them clean to her satisfaction, she would make me wash them in front of her in a bowl of scalding hot water. She liked to make little cuts in my fingers to make the pain worse and then would pour salt in the water. She made me lick her clean after she had a sh*t so much so that I developed blisters on my tongue. She enjoyed puncturing these with a hat pin soiled with her sh*t. I loved giving her enemas which she emptied into my mouth. She told me it was all done with love and believed it was the best way for us to get close, my eating of her (love) sh*t. We had "feeding days" when only she would eat, then she would dress up in her long white boots, pleated silver mini-skirt and white tight top, and after a carefully prepared diet would sit on my mouth, slowly and deliberately emptying her bowels into my mouth..so we wouldn't waste anything. She then made me drink salt water so I would vomit it up into the toilet where she knelt beside me telling me how much she loved what I did to her bottom. I miss her behviour terribly and would like to meet another girl who would do this to me. In Ireland or England - anywhere. http://isitnormal.com/story/23896/ 2008-08-17 13:44:49 I've been light headed.. just about all the time. Especially when I stand up.. Stuff doesn't seem real .. and I feel dizzy. wtfff. I told the lady of the house. She says she has "real" problems. So for this one.. I'm looking for serious answers. But of course I wouldn't mind an onslaught of verbal abuse to cheer meh up. :D (not sarcastic.. at all) http://isitnormal.com/story/23812/ 2008-08-09 15:06:25 Shes 20 and she thinks its normal to wear nappies and play with dolls. we have been going out for a couple of years and lived together a year. i only got to know about this when we moved in together. at first she wasnt as bad and i turned a blind eye to it. but now its becoming more obvious and she wears nappies all of the time. she also tryes to act like a little girl. does anybody know why she does this' http://isitnormal.com/story/23808/ 2008-08-09 10:15:08 Recently at school two of my friends hav been acting especially gay around me. we all usually act gay (even tho we rnt) jst 4 fun. i no its weird :S Anyway lately they hav been pointin out anythin 2 do with penises. its been freakin me out n its annoyin. >:( 2day i asked one of them y they do it so much around me. he told me that its jst sumthin about me n he cnt help it. is this normal' plz reply... im scared :S http://isitnormal.com/story/23796/ 2008-08-08 00:05:49 So the other night i smoked weed with a few of my friends in his basement. I used to smoke weed a lot more often but i hadnt for a couple months. After the second bowl, I started to feel like you do when you stand up to fast. My vision started fading and it got worse and worse and worse until i could literally see nothing. Once my friends figured out i wasnt faking they walked me over to a couch, bumping into everything on the way. I sat there for about a minute and finally vision started returning. It was weird because i was pretty mentally in it the entire time, i was just completely blind. It didnt happen to anyone else. Apparently i turned crazy pale as if there was literaly no blood anywhere above my neck. My friend even said my eyes looked bloodless whatever tha means. Any thoughts' http://isitnormal.com/story/23765/ 2008-08-06 09:04:24 About 6 months ago my cousin & me were tied up by another party for losing a truth or dare bet. It was a little embarrassing, because I was forced to face him on his lap; wearing nothing but a short skirt, which left my private & boobs exposed in front of him. We had no actual flesh contact, yet he had 2 ejaculations while we were trying to get ourselves untied. One of them even squirted me in the face! Is this normal since we had no physical stimulation' Then, last week as he watched TV on the couch beside me I noticed him looking over at my short skirt & thighs. About half way through the program I noticed his private sticking up through his pants, and the stuff leaking through. He was embarrased and explained that the memory of my exposed body was stuck in his mind, and that being next to me on the couch triggered a reaction. Is this normal' What's even more confusing, is that during this time, I was imagining a vibrator ring on his buldging dick that sent vibrating impulses against my clitoris! Even though there was no real physical contact between us I had an orgasm at the same time he did! Is this normal' http://isitnormal.com/story/23730/ 2008-08-03 21:36:45 I buying a Real Doll for sex ,is this somewhat normal' http://isitnormal.com/story/23722/ 2008-08-03 15:34:52 I have a weird habit (or at least my body does) of doing a no2 before a big workout, perhaps to make sure I don't need to to go during excercise. (I know the exact date and time I workout and have followed my schdule for almost two years) Is it normal' And more importantly, is it safe' http://isitnormal.com/story/23497/ 2008-07-22 06:21:06 So. My neighbor and I are sitting on my porch with the Xmas lights on and we're having our annual Cheesy Dog and Champagne night after playing a round of "toss the ferret" in the kitchen. Do you think we're rednecks' http://isitnormal.com/story/23460/ 2008-07-19 21:04:12 Not long, my friend and I were talking and this weird guy who claimed to be 28 started talking to us, then he got out email adresses, I guess we were'nt thinking that he was maybe pedo or some messed up guy when we gave him our email adresses (he added us to facebook first) then he spoke to us for a bit and asked if he could see me naked in front of my webcam, then I turned the settings down on my webcam and brought it up and told him it was broken and he believed me. He also asked my friend many personal questions, my friend told him that he was in the shower, and the guy asked him if he was jackin off and my friend said yes as a joke and the guy told him to describe it to him :(, ( we were in a group convo. So my friend and I had a convo alone to talk in priavte (after we realized he was pedo after all he must be one) but I told my friend about what I did to my webcam, and accidentally put it on the group convo lol, that was funny, anyways then he got mad and crap, and blocked me, I still have some of the convos, and I went to the cops but they werent open and then sorta forgot about it for a bit, what does everyone else think' Sorry about the length and thanks :D http://isitnormal.com/story/23455/ 2008-07-19 17:01:29 Was drinking about 10-20 beer a day plus smoke 20-40 cigaretts a day for 7 years. now my face is bloated, is it normal' and anyone know if that returns normal' Stoped drinking excessive 1.5 years ago but still no change Damn the time was good but i dont like the result http://isitnormal.com/story/23448/ 2008-07-19 06:31:47 I love to be tied up and gagged but i have never been. Is it normal. And i want someone to tie me up pleaseeeee somone tie me up. http://isitnormal.com/story/23447/ 2008-07-19 02:01:22 my husband went nuts and punched off the corner of my wall after watching headline news, because he was reminded that there is censorship in courtrooms. http://isitnormal.com/story/23432/ 2008-07-18 08:56:18 when I visit my wife's family and met all her brothers and sisters. Few years later we spilt up and she date someone and i havent date anyone. and i talks to my sis in law alot and i had crush on her and i felt she not my sis and she is my friend.I told her how i felt and she says its werid. what should i do' http://isitnormal.com/story/23430/ 2008-07-17 23:37:28 I'm a 35 year old married man and have never had a blowjob in my life. It's never been offered to me and I've never asked for one. Honestly, I don't think I'm missing out on all that much. What would I even do during one' Just lay there' No thanks. I guess I just feel like it's my job to make sure SHE's enjoying things. So, does this sound normal to you' By the way, I remeber this girlfriend in high school who used to love having me eat her out. And I loved doing anything that drove her wild. But even then, I never received anything orally. Wierd huh' http://isitnormal.com/story/23420/ 2008-07-17 14:16:57 ok.... so i masterbate almost everyday... (sometimes more than once a day). i don't do it like normal girls do (by sticking their fingers up), i either have a blanket or i just use my arm. I put it between my legs and i just move up and down. (it feels so good; i don't know if it's wrong or not... but i tried to stop but i couldn't) http://isitnormal.com/story/23413/ 2008-07-16 21:17:37 well me and my boyfriend have sex alot..prob like 2 daily and about 75% of the time he nuts inside me. We will be havin sex and i would look down occasionally well there would be like white as snow cum or something on his dick, and we couldn't figure out what it was. Well it also has a really strong nasty smelling odor to it to. Because of it sometimes we dont want to have sex just because it smells so bad..and i just wanted to know if that is normal or not and if i should go to the doctor. I would really really like for advice for i go to the doctor and spend like 300 dollars..Please help me if you know anything about this.. http://isitnormal.com/story/23411/ 2008-07-16 16:05:02 I have an 11 year old daughter,and she ran to me and showed me her underwear's,which had this clear gooey wet stuff on it.I really do not know what it is i was thinking about taking her to her nurse but i don't know if the problem is the serious.Can it be from nasty intercourses cause I caught her naked rubbing her pussy up and down on the pillow like she was having sex,I did not beat her i had a little talk.She already had her period is that any kind of sign or something. SOME ONE JUST PLEASE HELP ME!!! http://isitnormal.com/story/23404/ 2008-07-16 09:01:46 I think I'm in love with my daughter's best friend! I'm a 29 year old man and my daughter is 14. I broke up with my wife just before she committed suicide when I was 20. My daughter's friend, Louise, is 15 and very very hot! She flirts with me when my daughter isn't in the room and once she even offered me a fiver for sex. So, I'm stuck. No-one my age wants to love me and Louise is perfect in every way. I think I'm totally in love. So what shall I do' Is this normal' http://isitnormal.com/story/23376/ 2008-02-15 09:01:33 I was watching an awesome porno the other day. This really hot asian chick was getting f**ked really hard while making out with another hot chick. The guy cummed all inside her pussy (no condum). Then another guy came and f**ked her and cummed inside her too. It was so hot. You could see the cum leaking out of her pussy as he f**ked her. Then she licked the first guy's cum off the other guy's dick. Finally, a third guy came in her pussy. By this point, she was overflowing with cum. The other girl, who was kissing her up to this point, bent over and started to eat the cum straight out of her pussy. She than made out with the asian and swapped cum for a long time. Watching this video was the first time I ever had an orgasm without touching myself. http://isitnormal.com/story/23342/ 2008-02-14 17:40:17 My one dream is to find a hot girl. I want to rub lotion all over my body and hers, and have sex with our slippery bodies rubbing together. I always masturbate thinking of this. http://isitnormal.com/story/23341/ 2008-02-14 17:36:02 So my dad and my step mom just got a divorce after 6 years. Throughout that period my step mom was a total B!!ch. But for some reason I was attracted to her. My father would be working late and she would always walk around bra-less or in her panties before we went to sleep. She also would say things that made me think she wanted me. I may just be imagining this stuff, but she is really messed up, and comes from a whacked family. I still want to bang her.. If she is willing .. Is this normal' http://isitnormal.com/story/23323/ 2008-02-14 11:13:52 Aight, theres this kid in our class that I really want to fuck.As far as i know were both gay so should i fuck him' http://isitnormal.com/story/23308/ 2008-02-14 06:43:41 ok my boyfriend that ive been dating for 4 months has his ex girlfriend living with him.that he dated for 8 months. And im worried that hes goin to get back with her i went to his house to dayy and saw her clothes in his room on the chair and Her slippers by the sterio he tells me that there us nothin is goin on between them and that she sleeps on the couch butt if she was sleeping on the couch then why would all her stuff be in his room' She has been sending me text messages saying that they prettuy much are dating butt just with out the label butt he tells me there not i dont know what to do reather i should stay and find out the truth and that they are doing sh*t adn me get hurt even worse for staying with him longer or if i should juss leave and not know if its true or not so it wont hurt as bad Someone please help me should i stay or should i go Should i be worried' http://isitnormal.com/story/23271/ 2008-02-13 17:18:12 hi i have a penis i jerk off with it and i think this is normal so i am giving everyone else the chance to be normal by giving them PORN!!!(yaaaaaay) www.boysfood.com www.pussy.org www.wowomg.com www.pichunter.com www.porntelecast.com www.pimpmygoogle.com www.funny-games.biz/adult http://isitnormal.com/story/23263/ 2008-02-13 15:38:44 one day at school i was on the bus to college and evryone was annoying me i thought to myself that i wanted the bus to crash and now everyone has found out and i cant show my face. i have had bad thoughts before, i have had dreams where i have seen locations of murdered people and i had a dream about me hanging myself. sometimes i feel so angry with someone i feel like i want to burn them alive. is this normal and am i going mad' http://isitnormal.com/story/23255/ 2008-02-13 13:01:34 okay my gf and i live with her sister and her sister's so called guy "friend". but that isn't the problem... whenever i leave and come back her sister's guy "friend" is always talking to my gf... and i always hear that they talk in the middle of the night when i'm asleep... i trust her and all, but i sometimes get these feelings like they are up to something... and i tried saying something to her, cuz she lets him hug her and lay down with her when i'm not there... and i got mad and told her that that wasn't right, and she got mad at me and told me that he was there when i wasn't... i honestly think that that is some bullsh*t... but what can i do''' and today in the morning, before i took her to school i went in her room and i tried opening the door and she was behind there and her sister's friend jumped on the bed and acted like he was asleep... the thing that keeps me saying that nothing is happening is cuz she is 17 and he is like 38... and he isn't attractive at all... http://isitnormal.com/story/23243/ 2008-02-13 08:20:31 hi all valentines day is two days away and i have no gf to give anything to any ladies wana be my valentine heres a love poem for u ur so sweet your so fine you stole my heart will u please be mine http://isitnormal.com/story/23213/ 2008-02-12 10:02:26 I have a sister in law who has developed into a very hot lady. I have known her since she was 16 and now is 22. She looks like Cindy Crawford. Do you know how hard it is to have a sister in law like that. I have been wanting to f**k her for years. And I know she is always checking me out. The problem is she is my wifes sister. What should I do'' http://isitnormal.com/story/23201/ 2008-02-12 07:25:16 some of you remember a story about me having sex wit x girl. right after I posted that she showd up at my apartment and we had more ass sex I mean right as I finshd postin my story. For you guys that havent read my other one her dad just died and its the second time wev done it sins her dad died 2 days ago is that normal' http://isitnormal.com/story/23181/ 2008-02-11 20:29:51 I was wanting to know do you think its norm to have but sex with your x girlfrind cuz her dad died and she needed cumferting http://isitnormal.com/story/23180/ 2008-02-11 19:48:14 i need a man who knows how to a please a woman think u can http://isitnormal.com/story/23178/ 2008-02-11 19:02:33 hi everyone Im a lonely child and so spoiled ,, My dad and mom never tell me No they could be stridt a little bit,, i just wanna know is it normal that my Mom and Dad Do my Pussy shaving for me (Im old now)'' I don't know if it's ok or not but im used for it since my first pussy shaving(when i was 12) http://isitnormal.com/story/23167/ 2008-02-11 16:13:38 A guy I vaguely know invited himself round to mine and he talked on for an hour to me and my housemate (who he use to go to school with). She asked him what girl he has on the go at the moment (apparently has a reputation for it) and he said a few names. Anyway to make a long story short I slept with him BUT now he wont stop txting, for a guy with a reputation for sleeping round I thought that sex would just be sex, how do I get rid of him without being too offensive' I didn't even give him my number. http://isitnormal.com/story/23145/ 2008-02-11 11:10:29 hi alll maybe the girls on here can help me im a 36 year old male and i realy like this girl she means everything to me we never met we talked on the phone thats it i really love her and want to be with her but shes got a bf she said she loves me as a freind but i love her more then a freind i dont know what to do any advice u can give me woud be nice thanks http://isitnormal.com/story/23139/ 2008-02-11 09:31:57 So ive been dating this girl for about 9 months. we really love each other and we have a pretty good sex life. We enjoy experimenting and what not. But the other day i think she went "too far" Because she asked me to take a sh*t and smear it all over her face. I was like "wtf no!". But she begged and begged and went on about how shes not going to blow me or give me anal anymore. So i actually did it.I took a sh*t and smeared it all over her face. And this is what she said while i was doing it. Shes said "Mmmm i love your doo doo butter all over my face". Now trust me this was a really REALLY big turn off. I dont know if i can even see her anymore. But i love her so much and now i dont know what to do. Should i leave her or just try and forget about it and move one Thanks for all the help -Mccaff http://isitnormal.com/story/23121/ 2008-02-10 18:56:38 A cabinet minister has backed calls for a review of the high numbers of birth defects among children from marriages between first cousins in Britain's Asian communities. Chief Whip Geoff Hoon said there was a "particular problem" that needed expert analysis after a fellow minister warned the issue was not being addressed. Phil Woolas said that while health workers were well aware of the heightened risk of genetic problems, cultural sensitivities made the issue difficult to raise. The environment minister, who represents ethnically-diverse Oldham East and Saddleworth, said: "Part of the risk, I am told by the health service, is first-cousin marriages. If you are supportive of the Asian community then you have a duty to raise this issue. phucking interbreds just will not listen. isitnormal' http://isitnormal.com/story/23096/ 2008-02-10 07:30:39 after football i came home all hot and went to lay on my bed i got naked and fell ahlf asleep i woke up when i felt my dog licking my pussy stayed and let him because it felt so good when i got up he rolled on his back and wanted a belly rub i gave him one i dont know why but i just wanked him of his c*ck got bigger i lent forward to suck it for a bit and he cumed in my mouth now every day i get naked call him and we get on to my bed i suck him and he gets ontop of me when i bend over the bed and humps me hard its so go i cant stop doing it http://isitnormal.com/story/23093/ 2008-02-10 06:50:42 would you rather have a circumsized penis or a non-circumsized penis. explain your answer when you've decided and be totally honest http://isitnormal.com/story/23085/ 2008-02-10 00:05:05 Rather than entering a whole story i prefer that you at home watch the video. So afterwards you can decide for yourselvs. http://www.youtube.com/losmanos69 http://isitnormal.com/story/23070/ 2008-02-09 16:16:32 HI am going to egypt in march the 1st and people are telling me stories about the place! so i was wondering if any1 has been to egypt on this website to tell me if they liked it and why''''and if they didnt like it and why ''' The place is, sharm el sheikh . http://isitnormal.com/story/23049/ 2008-02-09 02:43:00 Hey people, Im a 16 yeaold guy and im not cirumsized and i was wondering, how much willit cost' and when should i get it if im playing sports and working' Have a nice day http://isitnormal.com/story/23047/ 2008-02-08 22:42:03 So ive been dating my girlfriend for about 3 years. Im 19 and shes 18 going on 19 next month. We have a healthy and good sex life together but the other day she said the strangest thing. She said that she really wants me to perform an Alabama Hotpocket to her. for those of you that dont know what that is, its when you take a dump in a girls vagina. My first response was like WTF hell no thats so f**ked up. But she REALLY wanted it and i mean in the worse way. I really dont want to do it but it will break her heart if i dont. To dump or not to dump' What should i do' http://isitnormal.com/story/23046/ 2008-02-08 22:23:06 is it normal to get lint in the top of your butt crack' i noticed that i have that sometimes. http://isitnormal.com/story/23008/ 2008-02-08 11:00:53 Its REALLY hot! Hottest Asian i have ever seen(its straight porn). http://www.youporn.com/watch/30835 http://isitnormal.com/story/22999/ 2008-02-08 00:40:32 I am 12 yrs old coming to 13 yrs old, male and my c*ck is 10 inches long is that ok'i am not a porn freak. http://isitnormal.com/story/22994/ 2008-02-07 21:46:38 Okay, so its a fairly simple question. Some of the guys say that they'll have sex with the girl for however long with a rubber on and then when they're ready they pull out and take the condom off quickly and the girl lets them cum all over her boobs or her face or whatever. Some of my other friends say that they just f**k and f**k and then simply climax inside the girl with the condom still on,. I realize a condom is there to protect but i'm just curious, is it unnatural to do one or the other' I prefer just finishing while I'm inside the girl but some guys say they just pull out and etc. Which is it' Does it matter' Is it safe for you to come inside the girl with a condom on or is that not recommended' http://isitnormal.com/story/22992/ 2008-02-07 20:25:12 I was online yesterday and I was reading a few stories on how girls often masterbate in the bathtub by letting the water from the faucet run down on their cl*t.Well,I tried it.My question is,did I have an orgasm' It felt really good,my legs started shaking and I just started moaning without intending to! So what was that' http://isitnormal.com/story/22968/ 2008-02-07 13:44:24 Me And My Family Like To Have Wild Orgies Every Week My Dad Does My Boobs While My Mom Does My Pussy With Her Feet While I Do My Sister With My Mouth Is That Normal Also My Borther Does My Mom's Ass http://isitnormal.com/story/22934/ 2008-02-06 18:15:14 So, I've only ever engaged in oral sex with a partner; although I enjoy masturbation very much. I used a sex toy to pleasure myself for the first time. It could go approx. 6-7 inches into me, without pain. Is this normal' I thought that the 'cherry' was located 3-4 into the vagina.. My vagina does not hurt afterwards except slight discomfort from the width of the toy. Please help! http://isitnormal.com/story/22921/ 2008-02-06 13:05:38 I like to eat pot... on salads.... with a little olive oil and red wine vinegar, provelone cheese, veggies, and lots and lots of pot' Has anyone else done this' http://isitnormal.com/story/22919/ 2008-02-06 11:27:38 My current bf has a teenager daughter from his previous marraige.He is not on good terms with his ex because she is drunken headcase who likes to play games and allows their daughter to drink and use drugs in the house.His daughter has some important legal papers of his that he needs in order to get medical insurance-he just had a stroke.She refuses to give him the papers.What can he do' http://isitnormal.com/story/22915/ 2008-02-06 10:04:43 Alright, so to make a long story short, i will sum everything up. I have a friend who has a (20yrold) sister and a dad and mom. For over a year now, everytime i come to their house, i want to f*** their mom so hard! I keep having these dreams of me finiding excuses for me to get close to her and then start the wild, horny sex! Plz, someone reply because I don't know what to do and I NEED TO F*** HER WITHOUT ANY PROBLEMS!!! Someone help out...And lately im getting an urge to f*** THE SISTER CUZ SHE IS DAMN HOT!! P.S - I love sex... http://isitnormal.com/story/22883/ 2008-02-05 16:18:46 Hmm, I Dont Really Know I Have No Clue I Like You I Love You I Hate You I Want You To Prosper And I Want You To Die At The Same Time I Trust You But I Dont Trust You I Want You but I DOnt Want You You Turn Me On And You Disgust Me I Wanna f**k You But f**k You...Damn Is This Normal' http://isitnormal.com/story/22878/ 2008-02-05 15:53:19 hi, i have a problem. I have random needs to lick girls' foreheads. Many people say this is wierd but i love it so much! Is this normal' Please help. http://isitnormal.com/story/22849/ 2008-02-05 04:20:00 what age should a guy be able to cum' please comment helpfully http://isitnormal.com/story/22838/ 2008-02-04 21:36:24 i love f**king the hell out off my wife butt can't seem to have sex for more 20mins y is that can u help me is this normal' http://isitnormal.com/story/22796/ 2008-02-03 22:20:33 Since most of us here are children of the nineties, I was wondering what you guys might think the best songs are. Your top 5' top 10' whatever, any song of that decade doesn't matter. throw in some movies too, if ya feel like it. -Vi http://isitnormal.com/story/22793/ 2008-02-03 21:22:57 Is it normal for bytchz to want to trip cuz you got something that they can't get' http://isitnormal.com/story/22775/ 2008-02-03 12:42:21 Ok so last year I met this guy. We have been seeing eachother for a short time now. I know that he likes me but I'm not sure if his feelings are stronger than just that. I find myself falling in love with him but I don't know if I should tell him because I think it might scare him away or he may think that I am lying to him. But I don't feel like it would be a lie. Sometimes I really have to bite my lip and keep myself from saying it. Is this normal or a little wierd' http://isitnormal.com/story/22774/ 2008-02-03 12:35:20 I have added some more jokes to my 'story' headed 'Gay jokes for Gay strokes'. Click on most comments link to get there quickly and please feel free to comment or ask for any 'themed' jokes. Is there any way of getting a visitor counter on these pages' Would be kinda nice to know how many read them but dont comment. http://isitnormal.com/story/22766/ 2008-02-03 07:41:43 i need some other suggestions bout things to use in my pussy instead of my dildo. any suggestions plz' http://isitnormal.com/story/22765/ 2008-02-03 07:38:03 My wife makes me have sex with a blow up doll.She will not let me do her http://isitnormal.com/story/22756/ 2008-02-03 02:47:26 So whenever my wife needs to use the bathroom i make her scratch on the door and wait for me to let her out into the backyard. Then i make her use the bathroom out there. Im the only one that can use one of the three real bathrooms in our house. Anyway my point is one of my friends said that its really f**ked up to do that to your wife, and i was like "doesn't everyone make their wife do that'" and he said no. So what im asking is, is it normal to make your wife go to the bathroom in the back yard' -sh*tscooper4000 http://isitnormal.com/story/22751/ 2008-02-02 23:00:45