.ChrisUFC's Profile (8532)

Name: Chris
Age: Baby
Sex: Of Course
Occupation: rapist adviser

< this was taken when i was 15, mommy says im pretty! :D

First things first I'm a major GAY and i'll rapidly hump anything that has two legs or more.
i like dogs personally but i'm willing to give a human a try sometime soon.
i love abusive flags, they give me major pleasure, i mean MAJOR PLEASURE!!!!!
you couldnt imagine the nights i've had with all these abusive flags.
i have no clean clothes left due to this and i would like if someone would send me some through the mail to: 24, i'm gay street, San francisco, zip code = what the hell is one of those?
i went to medical school you know, i operated on loads of hamsters, i saved lives man.
my favourite tv show is barney, i can't get over that purple fur.
my music interests are anything thats jazz, country and gay!
the rumours about what i did to bob the camel are not true! i deny them all, first off it wasnt a camel it was a sealion and i did not use my winkie i used a strap-on cause im a woman really, im just in disguise.
much love (to guys only)
Bless
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mwah mwah mwah
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