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About .smithee

Name: Toby "chick magnet"
Last Name: Smith
Location: USA
Age: 17 years old
Sex: Male
Occupation: student and I deliver newspapers
Favorite Food: burger king, captain crunch cereal with boo berries, cheez doodles, twinkies, ring dings, jello.
Hobbies: eating, nintendo,checkers.
Secret: ChrisUFC sucks on dinosaur bones and drinks spider juice.
Quote: "I don't want to buy any of your girlscout cookies, now get lost kids"
"shut up ya fat b-i-t-c-h"

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Jun 05 2007 - always thinking about sex I think of burger king a lot. I like junior whoppers with cheese and their chick...

Jun 04 2007 - Can You Love Someone You've Never Met? stop calling me names. your mean.

Jun 04 2007 - Students of CWDHS Yeah I bet they should be suspended for picking on me. I told my Mom about it.

Jun 04 2007 - im looking for a girl You cant be a doctor and only be 16. Drop dead dipshit and quit posting fake sto...

Jun 04 2007 - i just want to spend my life with him.. Shut up retard. Your to scared to put up your real pic because your a nerd and u...

Jun 04 2007 - Mister Roger's Neighborhood I think Cabinet looks just like Mr. Rogers. They are both pedophiles to. Lets si...

Jun 04 2007 - Can You Love Someone You've Never Met? Stupid comment and of no help. You say you dont think so but I know so. Its impo...

Jun 04 2007 - i just want to spend my life with him.. Stupid story. Who cares. Today you think you love him and tomorrow youll be a bl...

Jun 04 2007 - My girlfriend Ask her to marry you and then you can have all the sex you want.

Jun 04 2007 - why can't i do it? Not my problem and I dont care. Im not a psychalagist and I dont care. Your prob...

Jun 03 2007 - blowjob What a stupid question you must be a 10 year old girl. I eat twinkies and someti...

Jun 03 2007 - Nice ass? I dont know why people are picking on that woman. She seems very nice. But she s...

Jun 02 2007 - Armpit aroma You nasty kid. Keep your dirty stories to yourself. I dont want to read that cra...

Jun 02 2007 - I need a job I used to work at Taco Bell. I got into trouble for eating a chalupa on the job.

Jun 02 2007 - 15 Years Im not a doctor and I dont care. Sucks to be you.

Jun 02 2007 - Buy tramadol online! Best prices! Buy tramadol Quit posting that crap you retard.

Jun 02 2007 - Dad's fine with me looking at porn? I watch porn when eating dessert in my room.

Jun 02 2007 - gay talk I never call anyone gay. I call them retards cuz thats what most are. I surround...

May 31 2007 - My history teacher/my ass Shut up you whinny biitch. You probably an ugly girl who thinks guys druel over ...

May 31 2007 - Do guys like the scool uniform look? I like my chick magnet t-shirt. Guys wish they had one like mine.

May 30 2007 - everyone can comment on this one Id like to go to an elderly home and have sex with all the grandmas in wheelchai...

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