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Jun 05 2007 - always thinking about sex I think of burger king a lot. I like junior whoppers with cheese and their chick...

Jun 04 2007 - Can You Love Someone You've Never Met? stop calling me names. your mean.

Jun 04 2007 - Students of CWDHS Yeah I bet they should be suspended for picking on me. I told my Mom about it.

Jun 04 2007 - im looking for a girl You cant be a doctor and only be 16. Drop dead dipshit and quit posting fake sto...

Jun 04 2007 - i just want to spend my life with him.. Shut up retard. Your to scared to put up your real pic because your a nerd and u...

Jun 04 2007 - Mister Roger's Neighborhood I think Cabinet looks just like Mr. Rogers. They are both pedophiles to. Lets si...

Jun 04 2007 - Can You Love Someone You've Never Met? Stupid comment and of no help. You say you dont think so but I know so. Its impo...

Jun 04 2007 - i just want to spend my life with him.. Stupid story. Who cares. Today you think you love him and tomorrow youll be a bl...

Jun 04 2007 - My girlfriend Ask her to marry you and then you can have all the sex you want.

Jun 04 2007 - why can't i do it? Not my problem and I dont care. Im not a psychalagist and I dont care. Your prob...

Jun 03 2007 - blowjob What a stupid question you must be a 10 year old girl. I eat twinkies and someti...

Jun 02 2007 - Armpit aroma You nasty kid. Keep your dirty stories to yourself. I dont want to read that cra...

Jun 02 2007 - I need a job I used to work at Taco Bell. I got into trouble for eating a chalupa on the job.

Jun 02 2007 - 15 Years Im not a doctor and I dont care. Sucks to be you.

Jun 02 2007 - Buy tramadol online! Best prices! Buy tramadol Quit posting that crap you retard.

Jun 02 2007 - Dad's fine with me looking at porn? I watch porn when eating dessert in my room.

Jun 02 2007 - gay talk I never call anyone gay. I call them retards cuz thats what most are. I surround...

May 31 2007 - My history teacher/my ass Shut up you whinny biitch. You probably an ugly girl who thinks guys druel over ...

May 30 2007 - everyone can comment on this one Id like to go to an elderly home and have sex with all the grandmas in wheelchai...

May 29 2007 - do you know guys like this? You sir smell like a pile of dog shit. You make no sense dipshit.

May 29 2007 - Strange interview technique Fake story. I dont have time to read all of that. Im not a librarian.

May 29 2007 - Do You Support Our Troops When I was a kid I played with toy guns. But I still have water guns.

May 28 2007 - Finny needs to go This is to complicated so Im not joining in. Not my problem and I dont care.

May 28 2007 - Fancy a looser Quit picking on me and being mean.

May 28 2007 - Fancy a looser Sucks to be you. I dont care what you do. Not my problem.

May 28 2007 - how to treat a girl Girls like being treated like shit. They dont like nice guys. I never hold a doo...

May 27 2007 - You can't be This story makes no sense. So some kid is lying in her profile. I dont know and ...

May 27 2007 - i dont know what to do Your such a moron. How can you tell a young girl to have a baby and leave it in ...

May 26 2007 - why wont he ejaculate! Yeah it is probably your fault. Girls dont know what they are doing. I have to t...

May 26 2007 - Ok what do I do? I dont know thats a toughy.

May 26 2007 - I cannot stand my neice To long a story for me to read all that. And I dont care!

May 26 2007 - I'm getting really upset about this whole thing. To confusing a story. Im not a counselor and I dont really care.

May 26 2007 - How a relationship should be You sir are a complete retard. Story makes no sense and quit wasting my time.

May 25 2007 - i am the luckiest guy in the world, until.... To long a story for me to read all that. Make it shorter I dont have time to was...

May 25 2007 - Raps-leafs LMAO, I think you struck a nerve and pissed Chris off because you told the truth...

May 24 2007 - the "spot" I dont care and thats not my problem its your problem. Sucks to be you. You soun...

May 24 2007 - Wanking w/ Flies Fuk off dipshit

May 24 2007 - Wanking w/ Flies Shut up retard. Im the real Smithee, you an imposter who wont even post his real...

May 24 2007 - Wanking w/ Flies Its because they are jealous of me, Im the chick magnet. The guys here just wack...

May 24 2007 - i like little boys I bet Cabinet posted this story. He is the aussie pedophile scumbag loser. Get a...

May 24 2007 - Wanking w/ Flies You sir are a piece of shit making up this stupid story and wasting my time. Not...

May 23 2007 - chat room Not my problem.

May 23 2007 - Does this fall within the realm of normalcy? Sucks to be you. This is not my problem and I dont care. Quit posting this junk....

May 23 2007 - is it to big Not my problem and I dont care.

May 23 2007 - dont feel like working Yeah I know what you mean. I thought about being a male prostitute to serve the ...

May 23 2007 - is it too early Once you get pubic hair then you are ready for hot sex. Bring it on girls the ch...

May 22 2007 - sister's undies This is a ChrisUFC post. I know it is Chris who did this. Chris is a closet fagg...

May 21 2007 - I'm in prison Shut up you retard. You are a big liar about everything. Stupid kid.

May 19 2007 - George W here To long a story and I dont care.

May 17 2007 - i made my dog....lick me....help me please! I think this is really another ChrisUFC story. Chris keeps doing these 13 yearol...

May 17 2007 - i made my dog....lick me....help me please! Ummmmm hmmmmmmm let me think thats a toughy. Im not a girl so I dont know.

May 17 2007 - obsessed with boys......help? Its normal. I get girls all the time slobbering over me and trying to make out w...

May 17 2007 - The Truth I bet your a fag you stupid kid. Shut up and quit wasting my time you asshole.

May 17 2007 - help!! So what who cares. Not my problem and I dont care.

May 17 2007 - Chris Too long a story for me to read. Not my problem and I dont care.

May 16 2007 - I just want to have fun Whip out your dick and bang him.

May 15 2007 - why dose almost all boys in here hate girls? yeah people are always picking on me to.

May 14 2007 - should i do this? You liar. Quit posting this garbage. Your probably some horny old man. Id like t...

May 14 2007 - When I was 16 You sick fuk I hope this is fake. Rot in hell you scumbagg. This place is infest...

May 14 2007 - Girls are a**holes Let me think this over. Thats a toughy. Some girls have attitude problems but so...

May 14 2007 - HELP I LOVE TO SLAP WOMEN AROUND To long a story and to complicated. Not my problem.

May 14 2007 - solitary life? So youre a loner. So what. No one cares.

May 13 2007 - am i normal? Id like a crack at your daughter. I have all the tools. Im the chick magnet. Hea...

May 13 2007 - I dont know where to put this one This story makes no sense. Im the chick magnet and I dont care.

May 13 2007 - Why!! Shut up retards. Not my problem and I dont care.

May 13 2007 - My best friend Quit wasting my time with these retarded stories. Not my problem and I dont care...

May 13 2007 - I'm having a weird feeling...literally. You probably are thinking of me and want me. Girls love the chick magnet. Thats ...

May 13 2007 - Is this a normal porn fetish ummmmm hmmmmmmm ummmmmmmm thats a toughy. Let me think about it and Ill get back...

May 12 2007 - I have an unhealthy obsession with my teacher Your teacher cant compare to me. Im the chick magnet. Chicks love me.

May 12 2007 - Fatty Scumbag Not my problem and I dont care.

May 12 2007 - Getting your d*** in Use lube you idiot.

May 10 2007 - Chris and Star I looked at your profile and it says death is a gift. So why dont you do us a fa...

May 10 2007 - Chris and Star You are the biggest asshole on the entire site. So you think your so special ass...

May 09 2007 - how do you So your a faggot who wants to have sex with cab? Nice one asshole.

May 09 2007 - how do you What a stupid question. You cant even spell it right. Go back to school you idio...

May 07 2007 - Phone tracing stupid story, who cares. I like penis and vagina stories most. And brother siste...

May 07 2007 - Insecure about my penis size Sucks to be you. Not my problem and I dont care.

May 06 2007 - good porn I think Maddie is in love with me. Girls love me cause Im the chick magnet. Look...

May 06 2007 - Average weight for a 14 year old girl I think 105 pounds and a dress size Im not sure. It depends on her height I thin...

May 06 2007 - Help! hmmmmmmmmmm ummmmmmmmm hmmmmmmmmmmmm ahhhhhhhhhh let me think hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...

May 06 2007 - Joining this site hey retard you already had to join to post a story so just shut up stupid kid.

May 06 2007 - big bag what a stupid story. your retarded and this is a fake post

May 04 2007 - I got a crush on simthee I will zap you with my Smitheerizer gun.

May 04 2007 - I got a crush on simthee Bend over StarGirl and Ill show you who Smithee is.

May 04 2007 - I got a crush on simthee Your an idiot. Not my fault it got disconnected. They told me I had to top off e...

May 04 2007 - I got a crush on simthee Hey babe, so you like the chick magnet. Girls dig me. Id give you my cell number...

May 03 2007 - Whats it like This is a question only Chris could answer.

May 03 2007 - Does she like me? I think she hates your guts and wants to kill you.

May 03 2007 - If women can have multiple orgasms... Ummmmm hmmmmmmmmm thats a tough one, I dunno.

May 03 2007 - how do men wash their ass after they poop I just put my pants back on. It takes too much time to wipe and if a dog doesnt ...

May 02 2007 - How do girls masturbate? not my problem and i dont care

May 02 2007 - People Have America All Wrong ummmm hmmmmmmmm well golly geee beats me

May 01 2007 - I want to meet a real hermaphrodite. Not my problem.

May 01 2007 - im horny shut up retard. your an idiot

Apr 27 2007 - normal? yeah I want to do the same to my little sister

Apr 27 2007 - how many times should you wack off a day about 12 times a day. I like to shoot my love juice while on the computer.

Apr 27 2007 - boner Let me run my fingers through your shaggy hair instead. Then you, me and Maggie ...

Apr 19 2007 - Drugs and Skitzo Your an idiot girl.

Apr 19 2007 - Is it possible to love myself too much? Quit making stupid posts you dumb kid.

Apr 15 2007 - Sexiest on is it normal im the chick magnet hear me roar. of course its me. star girl hits on me.

Mar 05 2007 - getting on every night You know you want it. Ill give Bobert sloppy seconds.

Mar 05 2007 - getting on every night Maybe Ill do you and then Stargirl at the same time. We can have a threesome. St...

Mar 01 2007 - I think i might have been rapped but i dont know! Your just a horny guy. Im on the honor roll so I dont care.

Mar 01 2007 - SEX IS NICE! Im a 13 year old and I want to know how to finger myself? Ah shut up shithead...

Feb 27 2007 - i need a sl*t on cam Im on the honor roll so I dont care. Some people think Im mean but Im really so ...

Feb 27 2007 - Is it normal ? Ill forgive you if you lend me a chalupa.

Feb 27 2007 - OMG!!! I dont see anything wrong with it. Shes got the body so who cares.

Feb 27 2007 - i need a sl*t on cam smitheeforeveryours@yahoo.com

Feb 26 2007 - guilt I jack about 3 times a day. Sometimes at Taco Bell to.

Feb 26 2007 - I want a 3 way with my neighbor Id split them both in two and have them begging for more.

Feb 26 2007 - like hot wife Send her to me. Im the chick magnet. Hear me roar.

Feb 26 2007 - I like to jerk off to friends Sometimes I do the same on IsItNormal. I cant help it.

Feb 26 2007 - Nose picking sex Your a stupid kid. Quit wasting my time retard.

Feb 26 2007 - Is this guy for real? Glad Im not you. He must be retarded.

Feb 26 2007 - Can someone help me Thats a tough one. Ummm I practice on a blow up doll.

Feb 26 2007 - I want a 3 way with my neighbor Yeah I suppose. Id like a threesome with StarGirl and PrincessAimee.

Feb 25 2007 - ThIs BoI Ill go out with you. Im the chick magnet. Hear me roar.

Feb 25 2007 - Ear Plugs Yeah normal. I cant sleep unless I have a chalupa before bedtime.

Feb 25 2007 - my friends party ummmmmmmm hmmmmmmmm I dont know. Thats a hard one to figure out.

Feb 25 2007 - Untold Secrets Your both gay. Glad Im not you.

Feb 23 2007 - HATE FORUMS Mike and Ian are fags who bang each other up the butt. End of story.

Feb 23 2007 - Are red heads less attractive? ummmmmmmmmm I dont know.

Feb 23 2007 - What completely turns off a girl? Hard for me to say because all girls love me. Im Smithee the chick magnet. Im on...

Feb 23 2007 - HATE FORUMS Your the idiot who said you put bacon under your armpit and eat it. Im on the ho...

Feb 23 2007 - HATE FORUMS You sound like an idiot and the only book you could write are comic books. What ...

Feb 23 2007 - Sexual Dreams I dream of running my fingers through JesusFaLLens shaggy hair.

Feb 23 2007 - Won't mention name of girl I likegvasfbhaj confusing story. I dont understand and I dont care.

Feb 23 2007 - I feel tired and burnt out. Glad Im not you.

Feb 22 2007 - better off alone? to long a story

Feb 22 2007 - Tips Please Im on the honor roll so I dont care.

Feb 22 2007 - I Need Advice Try a fat cucumber.

Feb 22 2007 - Miserable? It must suck to be you. Not my problem.

Feb 20 2007 - I ate poo off of my penis after my daily gay sex. gross story. quit posting junk like this.

Feb 20 2007 - i cry I dont know. Not my problem.

Feb 20 2007 - my husband films me on the toilet you maam are a mental case and your husband is an idiot

Feb 20 2007 - problems with my man. advice would be nice. im the chick magnet, hear me roar

Feb 20 2007 - all guys a**holes? ummmmmmmmm not my problem. maybe your just an idiot

Feb 20 2007 - paranormal dog?!!?!? yeah I think so. my rat died and I had dreams of him.

Feb 20 2007 - masturbation I jerk sometimes 10 times a day on my computer. i shot wads into my monitor and ...

Feb 20 2007 - blackout stupid story

Feb 20 2007 - is this normal? ummm not my problem

Feb 19 2007 - When I get sick uhh well i dont know not my problem

Feb 19 2007 - Oh dear retarded story

Feb 19 2007 - i lovee to talk dirty ill talk dirty to you. suk my dik u bittch

Feb 19 2007 - Extreamly Depressing Poetry i dunno

Feb 14 2007 - Strange Crush you can have me baby, im the chick magnet and on the honor roll

Feb 14 2007 - Im cheating my on my wife You should fuk the 10 year old up the ass and then fuk steve up the ass and then...

Feb 13 2007 - My brother and his friends JesusFaLLen urinated in a bottle.

Feb 13 2007 - About 9/11 To confusing a story. Im on the honor roll and dont care.

Feb 13 2007 - 2007 sex Stories stupid story and George Zimmer you sir are a piece of shit

Feb 13 2007 - My own Penis not my problem

Feb 13 2007 - im so jealos yeah normal, I wish I could bang my step mom but I settle for my little sis.

Feb 12 2007 - I love my sister Get an abortion.

Feb 12 2007 - My multi racial relationship is Problamatic Not my problem and I dont care.

Feb 12 2007 - Sperm in his coffe Not my problem.

Feb 11 2007 - spanking desire when ive been done something wrong Ill spank you baby. Just bend over.

Feb 11 2007 - being a pornstar Im the real chick magnet. Hear me roar.

Feb 11 2007 - i dont know if this is normal.... Thats a tough one, ummmmmmm I dont know.

Feb 11 2007 - does anyone else think this is f**ked? You should bang her a few times, I would.

Feb 10 2007 - I Wanna Be Able To Rave! waste of time reading this stupid story

Feb 10 2007 - brother problem solved shut up you retard. I dont care.

Feb 10 2007 - I piss too fast Sometimes when I go take a piss at night I miss the toilet.

Feb 09 2007 - Washing my anus I never wipe, I just wiggle my butt and then put my pants back on. My dog doesnt...

Feb 09 2007 - I think i shit too fast PrincessAimi, do you forget to wipe yourself? Id hate to be the one doing your l...

Feb 09 2007 - anxiety/weird feeling how am i suppose to know

Feb 09 2007 - sex on meth you both sound like retards to me.

Feb 09 2007 - me nd gramps I bet you have sex to. Make a move on grandpa Id pay to see it

Feb 09 2007 - Help! I hit my wife last night she probably deserved it and got in your way.

Feb 09 2007 - An innocent erotic... im not sure maybe

Feb 08 2007 - ken dolls you sound like a retard I DONT CARE!

Feb 08 2007 - truckers you sir are a piece of shit

Feb 08 2007 - I hate freakin' lawyers who cares

Feb 08 2007 - Am i a lesbian or what? not my problem

Feb 08 2007 - my urination methods i clean the toilets at taco bell

Feb 07 2007 - This is a bit weird. I like to french kiss my sister. My little sis is hot.

Feb 05 2007 - I use my brother's tooth brush ask me if i care

Feb 05 2007 - Emotional I got sad when humpty dumpty fell off the wall and the spider came down by littl...

Feb 05 2007 - So Am I a Sl*t Id do you baby anytime

Feb 05 2007 - I shave my balls No one cares, so you shaved so what. I shave my azz.

Feb 05 2007 - HOW DO YOU USE A CONDOM your dick must be too small

Feb 03 2007 - Lets all tell the truth i always tell the truth even when i lie

Feb 03 2007 - The Beatles smithee rules!!!!!!!! Hear me roar

Feb 03 2007 - normal? Im straight but I want to give HotShots and JesusFaLLen blowjobs. They have shag...

Feb 03 2007 - to get head from an animal I get head from my pet hamster jeremy.

Feb 03 2007 - Download 50 porn videos off Limewire I download gay porn everyday off limewire.

Feb 03 2007 - how do you have anal well I like to bend over and get it from HotShots and JesusFallen.

Feb 03 2007 - Words Yeah I like ludicrous, your gay, retard and shut up you moron.

Feb 03 2007 - Are my nipples too big and too pale? I bet you my nipples are bigger than yours.

Feb 03 2007 - girls a good dicksize I have a 3 incher but I wish I had a big fat one.

Feb 02 2007 - right before i sleep i need to..... me too, im always horny but i like to have a chalupa and then i go to bed.

Feb 02 2007 - I'm a dick and dont feel bad about it People think Im mean but Im really so clever.

Feb 02 2007 - Semen. I love to swallow a massive load every day

Feb 02 2007 - What the f***!!!!!!!!! dump his ass cuz hes playin games

Feb 02 2007 - wet paper for ass wiping i try to use as few sheets as i can when i wipe myself

Feb 02 2007 - Extreme Feeder Sex to long a story. if your obese you need to lose weight you fat lard ass. quit po...

Feb 02 2007 - drinking baby bottle and need mommy in adult age you need to grow up u retard. geeeeeeeeeeez

Feb 02 2007 - Sweaty Nut Sack you should take a shower or wear cotton panties. i do

Feb 02 2007 - What's wrong with me I always jerk off before going to work at taco bell. It aint no big deal.

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