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Nov 15 2007 - Cotton buds & ears itchy ear sindrome is the first medical sign of being a HOMO.
Nov 15 2007 - Me And My Best MAte? Gaylords . pillowbiters
Nov 15 2007 - i saw you in the shower mum. wtf is a poam, arsehead
Nov 15 2007 - she reads harry potter books Actually I am Harry Potter.
Nov 15 2007 - i might lose her Right after Homer pumped her ass , I climbed on and pumped her ass too. she also...
Nov 15 2007 - I don't belive in god There is no god , whats to believe ?
Nov 15 2007 - ALL THE FAGGOTS SHOULD BE STONED TO DEATH Im not gay , but I like being stoned.
Jun 26 2007 - I hate black people are you a nigger, spam ?
Jun 25 2007 - Wal-Mart Life is shite.
Jun 25 2007 - help me! Sit on a wine bottle.
Jun 25 2007 - Wal-Mart I am mad at the world .
Jun 25 2007 - base of penis is not good Have you ever been laid normal guy ??
Jun 25 2007 - fingering myself after reading this i had a go, I think ive broke my finger. !
Jun 25 2007 - People think I'm stupid I couldnt be bothered to read all the post. So i dont know what its about , but ...
Jun 25 2007 - what would you do??? Then bend you over and fuck your arsehole. Just for a laugh.
Jun 25 2007 - what would you do??? TEACH YOU HOW TO SPELL.
Jun 25 2007 - base of penis is not good i think your trying to pump her arse. Try her vagina next time.
Jun 25 2007 - This is a gay comic about mario & luigi Learn to spell , asshole !
Jun 25 2007 - I wanna f*ck illbreakyerrface!! @stargirl(8962) I hate ppl who LOL at there own jokes , YAWN.
Jun 24 2007 - Are we real? Look for the movie "WHAT THE BLEEP DO WE KNOW", if your question is se...
Jun 01 2007 - what is the lotus position? Its a good position to be in to play with your dick.
Jun 01 2007 - I think i HATE everybody Spamjavelin is proving to be one of the biggest assholes,
May 28 2007 - what is the lotus position? sitting with your legs crossed like a buddha
May 28 2007 - what should i do? try jerking off in the lotus position.
May 28 2007 - shouldnt it shot out? Actually by smoking weed , i started shooting ballbearings. I could break a wind...
May 28 2007 - is it right how do you go throu pubaty
May 28 2007 - what can i do Id like to know the answer to this myself. As I find my fourth or fifth wank of ...
May 28 2007 - panic attacks Only travel by helicopter in future.
May 28 2007 - problem with switching to english honers help!!! Try and lay as many of the girls as possible.
Feb 07 2007 - I messed my ass up put some ralgex muscle rub on them.
Feb 06 2007 - my teacher then i fucked her butthole and done the same as gearge zimmer
Feb 06 2007 - I slept in his moms room one time at a "friends" house, when his parents were away, i shot my l...
Feb 06 2007 - idiots around the world god doesnt give a fuck about you, your imaginery friend does.
Feb 06 2007 - thing to use to masterbate a guys dick
Feb 06 2007 - Saddam Dead do the same to GEORGE DICKHEAD BUSH, he is a bigger murdering bastard.
Feb 06 2007 - My son Stop worrying. he will probably join the army and get blown to fuck anyway.
Feb 06 2007 - WHAT HELPS size? you are letting your small head rule your big head. its only a dick who gives a ...
Feb 06 2007 - Will Ferrell, lamo? elf is also lame,
Nov 29 2006 - dirty undies THE gusset monster is in town.
Nov 29 2006 - True Love: Second Opinion I think it is normal. Most ppl feel this type of pain at least once in there lif...
Nov 29 2006 - Steve Irwins Testamonial blah blah
Nov 16 2006 - Do I masturbate for too long? you must have a sore nob.
Nov 16 2006 - What do you think of DP with your best friend? your friend just wants his balls to be touching your balls.
Nov 07 2006 - i love ASIAN girls To FranScene, I want to have sex with you and come on your tits,
Nov 06 2006 - emo addiction and if your a girl your emo girl haircut makes you look the a tard with roids. Y...
Nov 06 2006 - emo addiction I fuckin' hate emo and emo dickheads. you look like fuckin twats. fuck of and pu...
Nov 06 2006 - masterbating Thats terrible, now come here and sook yer daddys nob.
Nov 06 2006 - horses That be some big cock, how can I compete .
Nov 06 2006 - parents still f**k and fuck your divorce, divorce is to easy for you shmucks.Till death us do part,...
Nov 06 2006 - parents still f**k your fucked up, get a life,at your age you should be outta the house and giving ...
Nov 06 2006 - Feeling Powerless sounds normal, but maybe you'll change your mind when you get a stiff 8incher up...
Nov 05 2006 - sex meetings best of luck to them, The lucky lucky bstads.
Nov 05 2006 - is it normal.. mssage him to fuck off,He must be in the huff. he,s a twat.
Nov 05 2006 - Just cant believe... Show him your tits.
Nov 05 2006 - being pedophiled when i was a child Go to a shrink and try get it out of your system. You had bad shit happen to you...
Nov 05 2006 - white men Im a whitey, But Im hugely attracted to Asian women, japs , vietnamese , chinese...
Nov 05 2006 - Real hermaphrodite WoW question number 2 by paulii is a good one, Really. Can you orgasm like a wom...
Nov 05 2006 - my family Ill bet you dress like a goth and are all emo.
Nov 05 2006 - Obcessed with my car I hate guys who are obssesed about cars..I dont think there gettin enough nooky
Nov 05 2006 - Masturbate at least 5 times a day sounds normal to me, But it starts to sting when you take a piss.
Nov 02 2006 - He wants to be my boyfriend Tell him to fuck off
Nov 02 2006 - shaved pussy Aint nothing wrong with a face full of fuzz.
Nov 02 2006 - Steve Irwins Testamonial The croc hunter was a tit anyway. Now the crocs and other fuckin' animals will g...
Nov 02 2006 - Washing t-shits Your mother hates you.
Nov 02 2006 - I love you Show him your bare arse and see wot happens
Nov 02 2006 - lonely Twin, I wanna bang some triplets.
Nov 02 2006 - I'm dating my second cousin I fucked my 1st cousin loads of times ,it was fuckin great.And she's younger by ...
Nov 02 2006 - The Feral Stench. Yeah that smell is beyond words, I worked in a cemetery and one time we had to e...
Nov 02 2006 - Am i gay Probably not gay, just a fucking sick pycho.( how the fuck do you spell syco any...
Nov 02 2006 - My Sexual Fantasy And your only 14yrs old. why dont you just go and suck your daddys nobend,then f...
Nov 02 2006 - customs officers finger job, A question. Fuckin, hell, How out of tune am I. Thanx for fillin me in. So I filled all thes...
Nov 01 2006 - I like her, is it normal? My search aint finding anything,,thanx anyway.
Nov 01 2006 - Oli West Baldaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay.
Nov 01 2006 - I like it when it hurts a bit Your fud will end up as wide as a bucket, remember guys like a tight slot.
Nov 01 2006 - anal fun At least his roids will be healthy.
Nov 01 2006 - crapping a large one ye Iv had the occasional constipation, its a pain in the arse.One time I thought...
Nov 01 2006 - The Big Lebowski The bit in deep throat where she took the guys nob down to the balls brought a t...
Nov 01 2006 - i chug water Yawn.
Nov 01 2006 - whats the point I dont think there is a point to anything at all.
Nov 01 2006 - wacking off at work Yes , and at different jobs.
Nov 01 2006 - Neeeegros Paint the whole world with a rainbow.
Nov 01 2006 - Pornography If this is the case, you had better not leave any spunky tissues lying around.
Nov 01 2006 - Martin Box Life's a bitch and then ya die.
Nov 01 2006 - I hate work Live off the state and burgularise your neighbours.
Nov 01 2006 - you are stupid Gaaaaa booolaa lal aa uh uh uh d a da da da booo booo, Sha qui qui qui .PARP.
Nov 01 2006 - Balwz wot the F is balwz ????
Nov 01 2006 - heartbroken I think "Hotshots" is gay.
Nov 01 2006 - Chocolate. Supposedly they have bigger nobs,
Nov 01 2006 - ETHNIC RANT I agree with everything in the origonal post.
Nov 01 2006 - weird noises Who cares. ffs.
Oct 31 2006 - hmm...self bj? you need a neck like a giraff.Or a nob like john homes.
Oct 31 2006 - Can't Cum your sack is running on empty. your nads need a rest.
Oct 31 2006 - Switching Schools? I dont care what school you go to.ffs
Oct 31 2006 - HAVING KIDS WEN UR YOUNG I HATE young slags with loads of kids.
Oct 31 2006 - "Women" give XL guys a chance. Who ate all the fucking pies ya fat twat.
Oct 31 2006 - Is It normal to have erections? No this is not normal, you must be some kind of FREAK.
Oct 31 2006 - I like her, is it normal? like who //??????
Oct 31 2006 - sometimes Tell her to wash her fuckin' feet man.
Oct 31 2006 - grab my balls Tell her your last girlfriend was great at ball licking and rimming.
Oct 31 2006 - what do guys like?? I like a neat triangle of pubes, I like the feel of hair on hair, And I like to ...
Oct 31 2006 - weird Obviously a virgin twat wrote this post.
Oct 31 2006 - male breasts I bet you' got hairy nipps aswell
Oct 31 2006 - Dear God...Why did you take them? KURT COBAIN was a heroin using fuckwit, who did the ultimate selfish act of depr...
Oct 31 2006 - How to act fuck your social skills and learn to spell.
Oct 31 2006 - I'm 18 and I still don't shave I hate fuckin' shaving, your lucky
Oct 31 2006 - Why Keds look good on guys This might be an old post but what the fuck are keds.
Oct 31 2006 - My exgirlfriend "boyish" to xprincess,,,Im not knockin them. I really like their look.
Oct 31 2006 - My wife wont give head! This is totally normal, my married friends have often spoke of this phenomenon,,...
Oct 31 2006 - Slowing time down... I left school yrs ago. and recently bumped into a friend who is a midget and I w...
Oct 31 2006 - 21 yr old living with mom and grandparents your life sounds sooo cool.
Oct 31 2006 - MY GIRLFRIEND IS BI SEXUAL READ!!!!!! She will break your heart by leaving you for a hot chic with a tasty box, If you...
Oct 31 2006 - my friends don't like me fuck them all. who needs freinds, fuck them I say !!!!!!!!they aint your friends...
Oct 31 2006 - ppl think i'm wierd bloody weirdo
Oct 31 2006 - is this real?? what to do w/this relationship?? Maybe she's not moist enough before you try to get it in. Try what cab says and ...
Oct 31 2006 - finger only kidding, A finger up your arse dont make you gay, Wanting to put your finge...
Oct 31 2006 - Shaved my balls at party. Aint nobody got a "hairy shaft" your a freak answerman...
Oct 31 2006 - Is skinny a turn off Iv always loved the thinner girls, I find fat to be very unattractive.Sorry to a...
Oct 30 2006 - Small problem your nobend must have friction burns, savlon helps..
Oct 30 2006 - hard after ejackulating (TRUE) thats why older women love younger guys. Make the most of yer hardons . Like joh...
Oct 30 2006 - Amazing girl You havent asked her out and she already gives you head!!!!!! dont blow such a w...
Oct 30 2006 - Extreme Anger your a fuckin muppet, and someone will kick your nads in.
Oct 30 2006 - Eating Bad Stuff I would love to meet you, You could be really helpfull when my toilet gets block...
Oct 30 2006 - disappointment This is the funniest post I ever read.!!!!!!
Oct 30 2006 - Tights if you aint hurting anybody, your choice of undercrackers is up to you, Maybe yo...
Oct 30 2006 - Vin Diesel dreamin Huba Huba Get rid of the pix and buy a dido.
Oct 30 2006 - I Never get a b-f maybe you smell of piss or something ? Gusset hygene is essential in the getting...
Oct 30 2006 - I Scratch I had to go and find out for myself, Ill defo be scratching my sack with the sal...
Oct 30 2006 - I Like To Drink and DO Drugs definately dickhead.
Oct 30 2006 - Most Muslims are bad people Of all religions, and I have read up on a few ,I have also read the Koran or Qua...
Oct 30 2006 - 21. Never have had a girlfriend due to heartbreak. A loophole is a clause where you can get out of some kind of contract. Or someth...
Oct 30 2006 - 4 F!@*K SAKE, Gays & Lil' Peni's I wonder if my dick is big enough to be on this page but then again i might be g...
Oct 30 2006 - gay im gay Faggot
Oct 30 2006 - Cuming 1-3 times a day. Im proud to be a wanker .go for it !
Oct 30 2006 - finger you ARE a gay.
Oct 30 2006 - Always picking fights He is definatly a closet case, He is gay and cant handle it.(seriously).
Oct 30 2006 - 21. Never have had a girlfriend due to heartbreak. what the hell is some kind of loophole?
Oct 30 2006 - girl at church How can I say I love her if she's sitting on my face.?
Oct 30 2006 - chavs and Burbery should be sued for creating those stupid fecking hats.
Oct 30 2006 - chavs Chav girls should be sterilised and chav guys should be castrated, I hate the id...
Oct 30 2006 - I can't sleep without socks on. I have seen your ankles and they are huge.
Oct 30 2006 - constant spiders Maybe a spider has crawled in your ear when you have been asleep, and eaten half...
Oct 30 2006 - My Girlfriend You are an A,HOLE my friend.
Oct 30 2006 - fuckin slayer slayer are a crap gay boy band and thrash is for twats.
Oct 30 2006 - Drug use Drugs are for mugs, I should know , I was a mug.
Oct 30 2006 - my husband and cousin I wish you were my wife.
Oct 27 2006 - im 2 scared 2 find out lifes a bitch aint it.
Oct 26 2006 - PP just wont wake up you have obviously become a gay.
Oct 26 2006 - blacky-chan Maybe you are black you should ask your parents about this.
Oct 26 2006 - sweat marks I could lick the sweat marks away for ya.
Oct 26 2006 - I'm really scared! maybe its your daddy pumping your mamma, and you hear the headboard of their bed...
Oct 26 2006 - I like D&D Dont get a job! I had one about 9yrs ago it was shite. im much happier now, I ca...
Oct 26 2006 - In love wiv my friend be cautious she might just want a friend and tell you to f@ck off
Oct 26 2006 - Best friend is a real twat at times When he's being a twat, Punch his eyes in and kick him in the plums, then tell h...
Oct 26 2006 - while ill never have a girlfriend. you dont have much "gong" for you, you will obviously have to be a gay...
Oct 26 2006 - who they are I hate everyone equally
Oct 26 2006 - Smoke Weed I have friends who are quite intelligent.When they smoke weed they become retard...
Oct 26 2006 - I really hate bums I fuckin hate emo !
Oct 26 2006 - i like it in the ass but im not gay get a friend to stick his dick up your chuff and get another friend to jack you ...
Oct 26 2006 - anal sex? dont even think about it unless you got lube.
Oct 26 2006 - I love this girl Maybe you are just attracted to what you cant have , The forbidden fruit syndrom...
Oct 23 2006 - Does acne make me ugly? having pondered this awhile, the only answer I could come up with was "yes&...
Oct 23 2006 - i scratch my balls and smell it I think its normal to scratch and sniff,but I think it gets strange when you wan...
Oct 23 2006 - right nut is larger then the left you have to empty your sack, when you popped the pain from blueball goes away. ...
Oct 23 2006 - It was just a joke! If everybody thinks you are gay, you might as well start getting it up the chuff...
Oct 23 2006 - cousin Its legal here in the UK,, my cousin was a great ride.
Oct 23 2006 - ejaculation somuchtosay...wadda ya mean it dont taste to good.?
Oct 23 2006 - tight butthole Beware of a tight asshole, My friend was having a bit of anal with his wife, and...
Oct 23 2006 - Penis stretch I too could have an 11" penis, but I wont have it surgically reduced for an...
Oct 23 2006 - pets assholes on my carpet!!!! lol I was laying in bed and my dog sat on my head, so I actually had his arsehole on...
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