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Nov 15 2007 -
Cotton buds & ears
itchy ear sindrome is the first medical sign of being a HOMO.
Nov 15 2007 -
Me And My Best MAte?
Gaylords . pillowbiters
Nov 15 2007 -
i saw you in the shower mum.
wtf is a poam, arsehead
Nov 15 2007 -
she reads harry potter books
Actually I am Harry Potter.
Nov 15 2007 -
i might lose her
Right after Homer pumped her ass , I climbed on and pumped her ass too. she also...
Nov 15 2007 -
I don't belive in god
There is no god , whats to believe ?
Nov 15 2007 -
ALL THE FAGGOTS SHOULD BE STONED TO DEATH
Im not gay , but I like being stoned.
Jun 26 2007 -
I hate black people
are you a nigger, spam ?
Jun 25 2007 -
Wal-Mart
Life is shite.
Jun 25 2007 -
help me!
Sit on a wine bottle.
Jun 25 2007 -
Wal-Mart
I am mad at the world .
Jun 25 2007 -
base of penis is not good
Have you ever been laid normal guy ??
Jun 25 2007 -
fingering myself
after reading this i had a go, I think ive broke my finger. !
Jun 25 2007 -
People think I'm stupid
I couldnt be bothered to read all the post. So i dont know what its about , but ...
Jun 25 2007 -
what would you do???
Then bend you over and fuck your arsehole. Just for a laugh.
Jun 25 2007 -
what would you do???
TEACH YOU HOW TO SPELL.
Jun 25 2007 -
base of penis is not good
i think your trying to pump her arse. Try her vagina next time.
Jun 25 2007 -
This is a gay comic about mario & luigi
Learn to spell , asshole !
Jun 25 2007 -
I wanna f*ck illbreakyerrface!!
@stargirl(8962) I hate ppl who LOL at there own jokes , YAWN.
Jun 24 2007 -
Are we real?
Look for the movie "WHAT THE BLEEP DO WE KNOW", if your question is se...
Jun 01 2007 -
what is the lotus position?
Its a good position to be in to play with your dick.
Jun 01 2007 -
I think i HATE everybody
Spamjavelin is proving to be one of the biggest assholes,
May 28 2007 -
what is the lotus position?
sitting with your legs crossed like a buddha
May 28 2007 -
what should i do?
try jerking off in the lotus position.
May 28 2007 -
shouldnt it shot out?
Actually by smoking weed , i started shooting ballbearings. I could break a wind...
May 28 2007 -
is it right
how do you go throu pubaty
May 28 2007 -
what can i do
Id like to know the answer to this myself. As I find my fourth or fifth wank of ...
May 28 2007 -
panic attacks
Only travel by helicopter in future.
May 28 2007 -
problem with switching to english honers help!!!
Try and lay as many of the girls as possible.
Feb 07 2007 -
I messed my ass up
put some ralgex muscle rub on them.
Feb 06 2007 -
my teacher
then i fucked her butthole and done the same as gearge zimmer
Feb 06 2007 -
I slept in his moms room
one time at a "friends" house, when his parents were away, i shot my l...
Feb 06 2007 -
idiots around the world
god doesnt give a fuck about you, your imaginery friend does.
Feb 06 2007 -
thing to use to masterbate
a guys dick
Feb 06 2007 -
Saddam Dead
do the same to GEORGE DICKHEAD BUSH, he is a bigger murdering bastard.
Feb 06 2007 -
My son
Stop worrying. he will probably join the army and get blown to fuck anyway.
Feb 06 2007 -
WHAT HELPS size?
you are letting your small head rule your big head. its only a dick who gives a ...
Feb 06 2007 -
Will Ferrell, lamo?
elf is also lame,
Nov 29 2006 -
dirty undies
THE gusset monster is in town.
Nov 29 2006 -
True Love: Second Opinion
I think it is normal. Most ppl feel this type of pain at least once in there lif...
Nov 29 2006 -
Steve Irwins Testamonial
blah blah
Nov 16 2006 -
Do I masturbate for too long?
you must have a sore nob.
Nov 16 2006 -
What do you think of DP with your best friend?
your friend just wants his balls to be touching your balls.
Nov 07 2006 -
i love ASIAN girls
To FranScene, I want to have sex with you and come on your tits,
Nov 06 2006 -
emo addiction
and if your a girl your emo girl haircut makes you look the a tard with roids. Y...
Nov 06 2006 -
emo addiction
I fuckin' hate emo and emo dickheads. you look like fuckin twats. fuck of and pu...
Nov 06 2006 -
masterbating
Thats terrible, now come here and sook yer daddys nob.
Nov 06 2006 -
horses
That be some big cock, how can I compete .
Nov 06 2006 -
parents still f**k
and fuck your divorce, divorce is to easy for you shmucks.Till death us do part,...
Nov 06 2006 -
parents still f**k
your fucked up, get a life,at your age you should be outta the house and giving ...
Nov 06 2006 -
Feeling Powerless
sounds normal, but maybe you'll change your mind when you get a stiff 8incher up...
Nov 05 2006 -
sex meetings
best of luck to them, The lucky lucky bstads.
Nov 05 2006 -
is it normal..
mssage him to fuck off,He must be in the huff. he,s a twat.
Nov 05 2006 -
Just cant believe...
Show him your tits.
Nov 05 2006 -
being pedophiled when i was a child
Go to a shrink and try get it out of your system. You had bad shit happen to you...
Nov 05 2006 -
white men
Im a whitey, But Im hugely attracted to Asian women, japs , vietnamese , chinese...
Nov 05 2006 -
Real hermaphrodite
WoW question number 2 by paulii is a good one, Really. Can you orgasm like a wom...
Nov 05 2006 -
my family
Ill bet you dress like a goth and are all emo.
Nov 05 2006 -
Obcessed with my car
I hate guys who are obssesed about cars..I dont think there gettin enough nooky
Nov 05 2006 -
Masturbate at least 5 times a day
sounds normal to me, But it starts to sting when you take a piss.
Nov 02 2006 -
He wants to be my boyfriend
Tell him to fuck off
Nov 02 2006 -
shaved pussy
Aint nothing wrong with a face full of fuzz.
Nov 02 2006 -
Steve Irwins Testamonial
The croc hunter was a tit anyway. Now the crocs and other fuckin' animals will g...
Nov 02 2006 -
Washing t-shits
Your mother hates you.
Nov 02 2006 -
I love you
Show him your bare arse and see wot happens
Nov 02 2006 -
lonely
Twin, I wanna bang some triplets.
Nov 02 2006 -
I'm dating my second cousin
I fucked my 1st cousin loads of times ,it was fuckin great.And she's younger by ...
Nov 02 2006 -
The Feral Stench.
Yeah that smell is beyond words, I worked in a cemetery and one time we had to e...
Nov 02 2006 -
Am i gay
Probably not gay, just a fucking sick pycho.( how the fuck do you spell syco any...
Nov 02 2006 -
My Sexual Fantasy
And your only 14yrs old. why dont you just go and suck your daddys nobend,then f...
Nov 02 2006 -
customs officers finger job, A question.
Fuckin, hell, How out of tune am I. Thanx for fillin me in. So I filled all thes...
Nov 01 2006 -
I like her, is it normal?
My search aint finding anything,,thanx anyway.
Nov 01 2006 -
Oli West
Baldaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay.
Nov 01 2006 -
I like it when it hurts a bit
Your fud will end up as wide as a bucket, remember guys like a tight slot.
Nov 01 2006 -
anal fun
At least his roids will be healthy.
Nov 01 2006 -
crapping a large one
ye Iv had the occasional constipation, its a pain in the arse.One time I thought...
Nov 01 2006 -
The Big Lebowski
The bit in deep throat where she took the guys nob down to the balls brought a t...
Nov 01 2006 -
i chug water
Yawn.
Nov 01 2006 -
whats the point
I dont think there is a point to anything at all.
Nov 01 2006 -
wacking off at work
Yes , and at different jobs.
Nov 01 2006 -
Neeeegros
Paint the whole world with a rainbow.
Nov 01 2006 -
Pornography
If this is the case, you had better not leave any spunky tissues lying around.
Nov 01 2006 -
Martin Box
Life's a bitch and then ya die.
Nov 01 2006 -
I hate work
Live off the state and burgularise your neighbours.
Nov 01 2006 -
you are stupid
Gaaaaa booolaa lal aa uh uh uh d a da da da booo booo, Sha qui qui qui .PARP.
Nov 01 2006 -
Balwz
wot the F is balwz ????
Nov 01 2006 -
heartbroken
I think "Hotshots" is gay.
Nov 01 2006 -
Chocolate.
Supposedly they have bigger nobs,
Nov 01 2006 -
ETHNIC RANT
I agree with everything in the origonal post.
Nov 01 2006 -
weird noises
Who cares. ffs.
Oct 31 2006 -
hmm...self bj?
you need a neck like a giraff.Or a nob like john homes.
Oct 31 2006 -
Can't Cum
your sack is running on empty. your nads need a rest.
Oct 31 2006 -
Switching Schools?
I dont care what school you go to.ffs
Oct 31 2006 -
HAVING KIDS WEN UR YOUNG
I HATE young slags with loads of kids.
Oct 31 2006 -
"Women" give XL guys a chance.
Who ate all the fucking pies ya fat twat.
Oct 31 2006 -
Is It normal to have erections?
No this is not normal, you must be some kind of FREAK.
Oct 31 2006 -
I like her, is it normal?
like who //??????
Oct 31 2006 -
sometimes
Tell her to wash her fuckin' feet man.
Oct 31 2006 -
grab my balls
Tell her your last girlfriend was great at ball licking and rimming.
Oct 31 2006 -
what do guys like??
I like a neat triangle of pubes, I like the feel of hair on hair, And I like to ...
Oct 31 2006 -
weird
Obviously a virgin twat wrote this post.
Oct 31 2006 -
male breasts
I bet you' got hairy nipps aswell
Oct 31 2006 -
Dear God...Why did you take them?
KURT COBAIN was a heroin using fuckwit, who did the ultimate selfish act of depr...
Oct 31 2006 -
How to act
fuck your social skills and learn to spell.
Oct 31 2006 -
I'm 18 and I still don't shave
I hate fuckin' shaving, your lucky
Oct 31 2006 -
Why Keds look good on guys
This might be an old post but what the fuck are keds.
Oct 31 2006 -
My exgirlfriend "boyish"
to xprincess,,,Im not knockin them. I really like their look.
Oct 31 2006 -
My wife wont give head!
This is totally normal, my married friends have often spoke of this phenomenon,,...
Oct 31 2006 -
Slowing time down...
I left school yrs ago. and recently bumped into a friend who is a midget and I w...
Oct 31 2006 -
21 yr old living with mom and grandparents
your life sounds sooo cool.
Oct 31 2006 -
MY GIRLFRIEND IS BI SEXUAL READ!!!!!!
She will break your heart by leaving you for a hot chic with a tasty box, If you...
Oct 31 2006 -
my friends don't like me
fuck them all. who needs freinds, fuck them I say !!!!!!!!they aint your friends...
Oct 31 2006 -
ppl think i'm wierd
bloody weirdo
Oct 31 2006 -
is this real?? what to do w/this relationship??
Maybe she's not moist enough before you try to get it in. Try what cab says and ...
Oct 31 2006 -
finger
only kidding, A finger up your arse dont make you gay, Wanting to put your finge...
Oct 31 2006 -
Shaved my balls at party.
Aint nobody got a "hairy shaft" your a freak answerman...
Oct 31 2006 -
Is skinny a turn off
Iv always loved the thinner girls, I find fat to be very unattractive.Sorry to a...
Oct 30 2006 -
Small problem
your nobend must have friction burns, savlon helps..
Oct 30 2006 -
hard after ejackulating (TRUE)
thats why older women love younger guys. Make the most of yer hardons . Like joh...
Oct 30 2006 -
Amazing girl
You havent asked her out and she already gives you head!!!!!! dont blow such a w...
Oct 30 2006 -
Extreme Anger
your a fuckin muppet, and someone will kick your nads in.
Oct 30 2006 -
Eating Bad Stuff
I would love to meet you, You could be really helpfull when my toilet gets block...
Oct 30 2006 -
disappointment
This is the funniest post I ever read.!!!!!!
Oct 30 2006 -
Tights
if you aint hurting anybody, your choice of undercrackers is up to you, Maybe yo...
Oct 30 2006 -
Vin Diesel dreamin Huba Huba
Get rid of the pix and buy a dido.
Oct 30 2006 -
I Never get a b-f
maybe you smell of piss or something ? Gusset hygene is essential in the getting...
Oct 30 2006 -
I Scratch
I had to go and find out for myself, Ill defo be scratching my sack with the sal...
Oct 30 2006 -
I Like To Drink and DO Drugs
definately dickhead.
Oct 30 2006 -
Most Muslims are bad people
Of all religions, and I have read up on a few ,I have also read the Koran or Qua...
Oct 30 2006 -
21. Never have had a girlfriend due to heartbreak.
A loophole is a clause where you can get out of some kind of contract. Or someth...
Oct 30 2006 -
21. Never have had a girlfriend due to heartbreak.
you mean a rut.
Oct 30 2006 -
4 F!@*K SAKE, Gays & Lil' Peni's
I wonder if my dick is big enough to be on this page but then again i might be g...
Oct 30 2006 -
gay im gay
Faggot
Oct 30 2006 -
Cuming 1-3 times a day.
Im proud to be a wanker .go for it !
Oct 30 2006 -
finger
you ARE a gay.
Oct 30 2006 -
Always picking fights
He is definatly a closet case, He is gay and cant handle it.(seriously).
Oct 30 2006 -
21. Never have had a girlfriend due to heartbreak.
what the hell is some kind of loophole?
Oct 30 2006 -
girl at church
How can I say I love her if she's sitting on my face.?
Oct 30 2006 -
chavs
and Burbery should be sued for creating those stupid fecking hats.
Oct 30 2006 -
chavs
Chav girls should be sterilised and chav guys should be castrated, I hate the id...
Oct 30 2006 -
I can't sleep without socks on.
I have seen your ankles and they are huge.
Oct 30 2006 -
constant spiders
Maybe a spider has crawled in your ear when you have been asleep, and eaten half...
Oct 30 2006 -
My Girlfriend
You are an A,HOLE my friend.
Oct 30 2006 -
fuckin slayer
slayer are a crap gay boy band and thrash is for twats.
Oct 30 2006 -
Drug use
Drugs are for mugs, I should know , I was a mug.
Oct 30 2006 -
my husband and cousin
I wish you were my wife.
Oct 27 2006 -
im 2 scared 2 find out
lifes a bitch aint it.
Oct 26 2006 -
PP just wont wake up
you have obviously become a gay.
Oct 26 2006 -
blacky-chan
Maybe you are black you should ask your parents about this.
Oct 26 2006 -
sweat marks
I could lick the sweat marks away for ya.
Oct 26 2006 -
I'm really scared!
maybe its your daddy pumping your mamma, and you hear the headboard of their bed...
Oct 26 2006 -
I like D&D
Dont get a job! I had one about 9yrs ago it was shite. im much happier now, I ca...
Oct 26 2006 -
In love wiv my friend
be cautious she might just want a friend and tell you to f@ck off
Oct 26 2006 -
Best friend is a real twat at times
When he's being a twat, Punch his eyes in and kick him in the plums, then tell h...
Oct 26 2006 -
while ill never have a girlfriend.
you dont have much "gong" for you, you will obviously have to be a gay...
Oct 26 2006 -
who they are
I hate everyone equally
Oct 26 2006 -
Smoke Weed
I have friends who are quite intelligent.When they smoke weed they become retard...
Oct 26 2006 -
I really hate bums
I fuckin hate emo !
Oct 26 2006 -
i like it in the ass but im not gay
get a friend to stick his dick up your chuff and get another friend to jack you ...
Oct 26 2006 -
anal sex?
dont even think about it unless you got lube.
Oct 26 2006 -
I love this girl
Maybe you are just attracted to what you cant have , The forbidden fruit syndrom...
Oct 26 2006 -
i have sex dreams about a girl i went out with
your normal
Oct 23 2006 -
Does acne make me ugly?
having pondered this awhile, the only answer I could come up with was "yes&...
Oct 23 2006 -
i scratch my balls and smell it
I think its normal to scratch and sniff,but I think it gets strange when you wan...
Oct 23 2006 -
right nut is larger then the left
you have to empty your sack, when you popped the pain from blueball goes away. ...
Oct 23 2006 -
It was just a joke!
If everybody thinks you are gay, you might as well start getting it up the chuff...
Oct 23 2006 -
cousin
Its legal here in the UK,, my cousin was a great ride.
Oct 23 2006 -
ejaculation
somuchtosay...wadda ya mean it dont taste to good.?
Oct 23 2006 -
tight butthole
Beware of a tight asshole, My friend was having a bit of anal with his wife, and...
Oct 23 2006 -
Penis stretch
I too could have an 11" penis, but I wont have it surgically reduced for an...
Oct 23 2006 -
pets assholes on my carpet!!!! lol
I was laying in bed and my dog sat on my head, so I actually had his arsehole on...