3 years, 2 months ago -
I really hate straws.Get over your fear you little fucker, keep ramming straws up your asshole until you cant stuff any more up there, then try taking a shit through the straws it helped me hope it helps you .. you little fucker
3 years, 2 months ago -
Like to make other girls jealousduring class take your pants off and run full speed to his head and slam your cunt right on his forehead... that will really make girls jealous if they ran around full speed slammin there cunts on peoples foreheads.... good luck hope this helped
3 years, 2 months ago -
16 and no pubes yetWell dude heres my story... i didnt get pubes til I was about 30... I was in a bad fire when I was 18 and I was fuckin this chick really hard and I fuckin her so hard and fast I went up in flames... my dick burnt off and all my pubes burnt with muh cock and balls... bad story... hope it helps you go...
3 years, 2 months ago -
30 year age differenceUmm tell her that you love her and then get her drunk and then rape the shit out of her.... literally... rape the fuckin shit out of her... stick some pencils up her vagina dude im telling you it works for all the ladies
3 years, 2 months ago -
Is it normal?Quickly after masturbating shove a huge stapler up your vagina, it should stretch it so you can stick your huge fuckin dicsk up there
3 years, 2 months ago -
Girl troubleummmm walk into school with a dildo up your ass! try that on for size you lezbian bitch!
3 years, 2 months ago -
no friends but people like meI hope you fuckin get hit by train on the way to school, you attention loving cockmaster
3 years, 2 months ago -
is this normallearn to fuckin spell you cock raping anal monkey
3 years, 2 months ago -
Is my boyfriend gay???I think he should ram his cock in a guys ass and see what he says! heh?!