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Jan 19 2007 - ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER http://www.boreme.com/boreme/funny-2005/arnie-is-back-p1.php
Jan 19 2007 - i dont think this is normal is it Following your logic, if you have ever had the desire to wank a cock, you are de...
Jan 19 2007 - ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER Ah, so you're the goose.
Jan 18 2007 - MJ Tour over. Where the fuck are our tickets MJ???
Jan 18 2007 - A tolerant society? No, Tony Blair is a wanker.
Jan 18 2007 - Friends pervy Dad Tell your parents before he date rapes you.
Jan 18 2007 - Celebrity Big Brother It's racist because she has a fucking name. She has a right to be called by it.
Jan 18 2007 - Celebrity Big Brother I think I heard the guy from the 'A-Team' call her that...
Jan 18 2007 - Celebrity Big Brother This time some of the stuff is racist; I've heard them making fun of her accent,...
Jan 18 2007 - Sonia is a Babe I can't stop laughing at Princess's comment. Trying to stick up for her but reff...
Jan 17 2007 - Sonia is a Babe Sonia is minging, what's wrong with you? Your friend was on the right lines.
Jan 17 2007 - dress like a slag No! No, it's not!
Jan 17 2007 - I feel like i have no friends The friends you tak to during school, ask them if they want to do something some...
Jan 17 2007 - christianity is bullsh*t Of course you could believe nothing. What if no one told you through your life a...
Jan 17 2007 - Wow OMG Plus I know for a fact that land tortoises hate astrophysics. I'm suspicious abo...
Jan 16 2007 - parasite hilton With the size of her tits no one could blame you for getting it wrong.
Jan 16 2007 - Upload Your Photo vaver looks like a teacher I used to have...
Jan 16 2007 - Saddam Dead I must say, I agree with Jess here. TTT you said "i'm jewish so hitler is a...
Jan 15 2007 - I can only masturbate once a day... It hurts even if you do it in the morning and then try at night? Maybe you broke...
Jan 15 2007 - Not Enough She deserved to be raped because she had drink and drugs? Is that what you tell ...
Jan 15 2007 - How did humans figure out to have sex? Must have got a fright. "Oh this is good" 9 Months later: "Wha...
Jan 13 2007 - lesbiophobe Hey, woah back up. There is a BIG difference. I for one would not watch a butch ...
Jan 13 2007 - 2 pints and a packet of crisps YEAH BABY I don't know if it's coming back, I hope so though. I'm getting sick of the cons...
Jan 13 2007 - problem with switching to english honers help!!! Don't worry mate, you can get out of this situation very easily. Just show your ...
Jan 13 2007 - Nobody to blame but myself In "ehnglish"?
Jan 13 2007 - Cyber Sex: Help! http://www.boreme.com/boremerigid/funny-2003/t_harrr-p1.php
Jan 13 2007 - my dad has cancer Gangsta, why don't you shut the fuck up. As far as you know this person isn't ev...
Jan 12 2007 - I'm tired of defending myself He didn't say "I'm tired" once in the entire story, Smithee.
Jan 12 2007 - Saddam Dead I think you should "chill out" yourself.
Jan 11 2007 - Computer history I am so tempted to look up octopus sex myself now but I'm worried my innocence m...
Jan 10 2007 - I might get owned I take it you want to protect the kids that are buying the drugs? In my opinion ...
Jan 10 2007 - I Find Shemales attractive, am i Bi? I'm not sure what this would make you either. Probably Bi. It reminds me of a...
Jan 10 2007 - Obbsessed Sounds like you do need a "rapid injection"... I think you should c...
Jan 09 2007 - New ways to Masturbate? "i am tired of doing the same jerking with my d***" - Try a different ...
Jan 08 2007 - is anyone else like me? I think that's how cross-dressers feel.
Jan 08 2007 - Ok, not a story but explain to me... People have different opinions on things. Sex, food, drinks, clothes, etc. I ...
Jan 08 2007 - michaeljjackson Yes, where the fuck are our tickets?
Jan 08 2007 - ways to masterbait If you want better ideas on how to masterbait you should probably consult a fish...
Jan 07 2007 - I find this quite annoying My what a field day you had with me... It really doesn't surprise me that onc...
Jan 07 2007 - I find this quite annoying Stop telling random men that you are a lesbian.
Jan 07 2007 - i want to have sex with my cousin Yes it's normal to have sex with your cousin. Your cousin is a slut and everyone...
Jan 07 2007 - I find the reader of this story very sexy Thanks... I suppose.
Jan 06 2007 - anal sex with retards You destroy my faith in humanity in so many ways...
Jan 06 2007 - Going Goth? Fucking emos...
Jan 05 2007 - An embarrasing topic You could try going back in time and having sex with her before you actually get...
Jan 05 2007 - The Urge to Smash Someone's Head In So this is what MoFo is doing with his spare time now.
Jan 05 2007 - Does she like me Eat...
Jan 04 2007 - she like me or nah Christ. I hope she's an idiot otherwise she really won't like you. For the love ...
Jan 04 2007 - Tell me if u like PLEASE I thought it was very shit.
Jan 03 2007 - I JUST DON'T GET IT!!! Well either you are being abusive or some people are going power mad with the ab...
Jan 01 2007 - 15 and never had a boyfriend or been kissed Maybe you should change your name "Sexybabe".
Jan 01 2007 - Saddam Dead Also, JTGYL4, If you hate Saddam so much for "killing all of those poor peo...
Dec 30 2006 - Prude Yes, thank God you can spell unlike the other 14 year olds... He probably doe...
Dec 30 2006 - taste cum I fucking haven't, Pie.
Dec 30 2006 - oh, no! Quit your job and become a whore, it appears to be your forte.
Dec 30 2006 - Saddam Dead Saddam does deserve his death, but then again as Mirmir says so do many world le...
Dec 29 2006 - my penis is 27ft Is for me *wink*.
Dec 29 2006 - My male teacher... In your little day dreams do you succumb to his advances?
Dec 28 2006 - God and Religion If you follow science you can see how it is progressing. We are in an age of tes...
Dec 27 2006 - Muscular women. Normal.
Dec 23 2006 - The color of nothingness I think about something similar to that: What do you see if you have no eyes?...
Dec 20 2006 - take me from behind milte, you posted the story you little moron. I must say, I agree with your opin...
Dec 19 2006 - anonymous I agree with everything the above poster says. However, seriously, girls do shav...
Dec 19 2006 - unfunny rants and worse comebacks 18. Double your score Rodge. Ha!
Dec 19 2006 - When I laugh I poop my pants This is a bitter circle. You laughed at the disabled woman and shat yourself. Th...
Dec 19 2006 - Prank Calls 2 A Scottish Fella...x Look up the name "Mohammed" in a phonebook and pretend to be immigrati...
Dec 19 2006 - Kill Bill Vol 2 The main character you mean? That's Uma Thurman.
Dec 19 2006 - Prank Calls 2 A Scottish Fella...x So it's fucking you that's been phoning me? Will you just fuck off!
Dec 19 2006 - pawns Roxie - Chess board pieces. The little pointless ones you send out to die. To...
Dec 19 2006 - How do you ask a girl out????? Point at her and yell "Suck my big black cock". It worked for Nelson M...
Dec 19 2006 - What proportion of men like overweight women? Yes, chubbys can't be choosers.
Dec 19 2006 - blow up I think narrow minded cunts need to be blown up. That would be you if you ar...
Dec 17 2006 - I hate christians As long as your open for suggestion.
Dec 17 2006 - is this weird? Damn chubby chasers...
Dec 17 2006 - Am I setting up to become a pedophile? If you are attracted to 10 year old you already are a paedophile . When you act ...
Dec 17 2006 - I hate christians Mimir2, you said: "and in the certainty it has been shining for immense amo...
Dec 16 2006 - I hate Tree Huggers/Animal Activists I remember seeing a program where some animal rights activist was having an argu...
Dec 16 2006 - Fantasies about sons Girlfriend Is he proud of his son? After the description of his girlfriend I'M proud of his...
Dec 16 2006 - I hate christians I think you'll find all religions believe in something different, including athe...
Dec 16 2006 - Ethnic Cleansing Ethnic cleansing is a good idea. People of all races need a good clean. I for on...
Dec 16 2006 - Is this Anorexia or what???? Listen to Rodge. Your boyfriend sounds like a cunt.
Dec 16 2006 - Compulsive Lying.. Is that the truth, Cab?
Dec 16 2006 - I'd REALLY love to blow Kelsey Grammer Kelsey Grammer was Beast; He is sex in a human form.
Dec 16 2006 - Prefer the men's room You'll take it anywhere...
Dec 12 2006 - I have long labia. Does it look like a kebab or a burger bap?
Dec 12 2006 - Sounds silly...how can I GAIN weight? Yes Baby I did. Did you read mine? Look at it with a sense of humour. It'll stri...
Dec 11 2006 - Prefer the men's room So you want to get raped in a men's toilet? Get drunk and use one during the wee...
Dec 11 2006 - Sounds silly...how can I GAIN weight? Every fat person I know is on a diet. You should give it a try.
Dec 09 2006 - Sewing Why not use your skills to create yourself a purse. Then you'll have somewhere t...
Dec 04 2006 - Binbag fetish anyone? This is only going to lead from bin bags to bodybags to necrophillia.
Dec 02 2006 - Break Up with Girlfriend because she's Racist? Refer to her as "Honkey" and "Cracker", she'll soon see the ...
Dec 02 2006 - My name is hayley She is seeking a rug on which she can munch. Lesbians tend to hang out near f...
Dec 02 2006 - Cum in ass You should have randomly injected it into another person's arm.
Nov 28 2006 - Girl with pot belly That's why guys don't like you, Mandy.
Nov 28 2006 - im asian and i hate asians Does that count as racism?
Nov 18 2006 - Bottles No it's not normal you lazy bastard. Get up and use the toilet. Why do you want ...
Nov 18 2006 - I really hate my sister Your sister sounds hot. Much better than the moaning cow you seem to be.
Nov 18 2006 - hotwife Cab is always willing to put himself out there for others. Such a generous perso...
Nov 18 2006 - I luv the idea You will probably only find other horny 14 year old boys who are pretending to b...
Nov 17 2006 - Being full of sh*t I'm suprised, as I am sure everyone is, by MoFo's actions. I for one suspected h...
Nov 17 2006 - my sleeping habits Insomnia. I have it too. I can fall asleep at anytime during the day, even if I'...
Nov 16 2006 - plz let this be normal "it could"? Has it happened to you, Princess?
Nov 16 2006 - he has sex with me when im asleep Isn't this called rape?
Nov 16 2006 - plz let this be normal It means you have broken your penis. Because of your frantic masturbation you ha...
Nov 15 2006 - is it normal for a dude to wear a thong? "does that make me gay" - Yes, that's right. It makes you gay. Now tha...
Nov 15 2006 - is it watching a girl using a strap-on on a dude? No it's not wrong. Sadly the law supports the Idiot Republic's rights to live an...
Nov 15 2006 - is it watching a girl using a strap-on on a dude? No, it makes you an idiot who posts stupid stories.
Nov 15 2006 - Scary Generation Who cares. Global warming will fuck everything up soon. Maybe God has the same t...
Nov 15 2006 - i am upsessed with the beatles!!! Unhelpful? Boo hoo. You really want US to solve all your problems. She told you ...
Nov 15 2006 - Oprah Winfrey Just Died!!! Idiot...
Nov 15 2006 - Angel Didn't I already see this on Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
Nov 13 2006 - whats the longest? Yeah sure, Princess... You "know someone" who done this. Wasn't you th...
Nov 13 2006 - Oprah Winfrey Just Died!!! Toying with our feelings so. How could you, you beast!
Nov 13 2006 - is it ok I think everyone is missing the real problem here "im dating this guy th...
Nov 13 2006 - I enjoy upsetting my girlfriend Skipping for a ball-kicking.
Nov 13 2006 - I ENJOY SEX WITH ANIMALS You are such a freak. If you live on a farm don't waste your time molesting the ...
Nov 13 2006 - Questions.. You've been counting, Rodge?
Nov 12 2006 - I hate my appearance Also, stop taking heroin.
Nov 12 2006 - Foot size = punis size? Punis: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=punis
Nov 12 2006 - Diet soda Maybe, but at least you won't be putting on weight.
Nov 12 2006 - Questions.. I want to address question 4 and 5. 4. You need to actually have sex before ...
Nov 08 2006 - Drunk girls on the increase... a good thing surely You answer no, it's not mormal.
Nov 07 2006 - Another masterbation story. Sorry. Hopefully, she will cut your testicles off so you can't do it again. Then she ca...
Nov 07 2006 - need a break of sex and/or wanking? Stop having sex with children; It hurts adults less.
Nov 07 2006 - The Catherine Tate show.. The only funny one is the Gran sketch. The rest are all complete shit. Especiall...
Nov 06 2006 - Drunk girls on the increase... a good thing surely Either, mbison. Seeing as strange is the opposite of normal...
Nov 06 2006 - internet love, you tell me Let's call Brittany "Ronald" as it is probably a more accurate assumpt...
Nov 05 2006 - Obcessed with my car I have friends like that, they piss me off. You can't have a conversation withou...
Nov 04 2006 - emo h8 People hate Emos because they are irritating, stupid, attention seeking, (Judgin...
Nov 04 2006 - is it normal.. He sounds like a dick who enjoys throwing the occasional hissy fit.
Nov 03 2006 - handsex with my sister Yes. Perfectly normal. In fact, it is so normal I suggest you tell your parents ...
Nov 03 2006 - Me when i drunk 7-8 cans would alter you personality as much as 20 bottles of water would; All i...
Nov 03 2006 - Man amoung Men Maybe I would be envious if I saw the women. As far as I know they are all despe...
Nov 03 2006 - customs officers finger job, A question. You know you've hit rock bottom when THAT'S your job...
Nov 03 2006 - my single mother and uptight brother Get a guy for your brother too. He sounds like he needs a good ramming.
Nov 01 2006 - Drunk & abused I heard a story where two guys at a party got wrecked and fell asleep. So everyo...
Nov 01 2006 - anal fun Of course it's not normal, what's the matter with you! Everyone knows it's Vitam...
Nov 01 2006 - Oli West Christ, stop crying it isn't making you look any more grown up. Apparently some ...
Oct 30 2006 - disappointment Some people are never happy...
Oct 30 2006 - 57 year old virgin Aiiiie fool. Don be lisinin to me, coz I is the voice of evil, innit Nikka! Word...
Oct 29 2006 - PP just wont wake up You should put up a fight, Chickenman. I for one would not permit the Gay Commun...
Oct 29 2006 - lonely Never be Lonely Again: Develop Schizophrenia. The only problem is when the ot...
Oct 29 2006 - what shoud i do?? Just don't boil any bunnies and you'll be fine.
Oct 29 2006 - jealousy issues Yes, Mandy is right. Trust her, damn it! You will drive her away and she will be...
Oct 29 2006 - GIRLS Sounds like your mother gets jealous easily. Just tell her to find her own lesbi...
Oct 29 2006 - 57 year old virgin Yeah, sure. THAT'S the reason you've not been laid. Why remain a virgin, any...
Oct 28 2006 - i need help It didn't work? How on earth could... Are you aware the term "tossing&q...
Oct 23 2006 - i need help I understood most of it except: "i tried to oss off this by and it didnt wo...
Oct 23 2006 - Can guys be raped by women I'm confused as to why a guy would be putting up a struggle against three women ...
Oct 23 2006 - I only get an erection when my gf sucks me off. Make your girlfriend wear a fake moustache then attempt to do her up the wrong '...
Oct 23 2006 - PP just wont wake up Sounds like the poster has narcolepsy of the penis, a solution for this would be...
Oct 23 2006 - girlfriend's panties I suggest you buy an assortment of women's underwear and a mannequin dummy. That...
Oct 22 2006 - chuck norris in america I think he is like "The Hoff". Everyone is having a laugh at his expen...
Oct 22 2006 - bullies Take a pole in your bag one day and just start laying some of that A.D.H.D psych...
Oct 21 2006 - Big Problem (Part Two) Is what normal? The fact that your a slut or your husband likes it?
Oct 21 2006 - Dad's a freakin cheater Do not tell your mother. You have quite the upper hand here. If the woman is sex...
Oct 20 2006 - I like Eyeliner on men Yup, whatever tickles your pickle.
Oct 20 2006 - my friends don't like me "I'm a really nice person" - I think here lays your problem. People wh...
Oct 19 2006 - Jerk off with friend and jerk off friend I can assure it's not all the males here, Appleina. To the poster. I can assu...
Oct 19 2006 - IS THIS WEIRD I hope you wash your pillow after use. Falling to sleep on it after you've slipp...
Oct 19 2006 - MArried but attracted to friend I don't know where you are from and how the law works there, but if your husband...
Oct 17 2006 - Proud to be white He said "I am not racist". Pay attention, Rodge.
Oct 17 2006 - caught in the act Yes, there are laws against it. That man should have you arrested, you peeping-t...
Oct 17 2006 - Proud to be white Of course it's normal. You need something to be proud of because of your inabili...
Oct 17 2006 - WHY??? "anyone who hates gothic people is just haters!!" anyone who hates...
Oct 17 2006 - revenge You guys pee'd in her drink aswell? Damn, she is not going to like us...
Oct 17 2006 - A peculiar friend. I want some of that action, Jism.
Oct 17 2006 - Creepy customers! Well that's what happens when you are the cafeteria staff at a mental hospital. ...
Oct 16 2006 - How to masterbate??? Yes. Me and Appleina often do this together.
Oct 16 2006 - How to masterbate??? First you start licking your elbows; this gets you more in the mood. You then st...
Oct 14 2006 - I suport smoking I hear it makes you illiterate though. How often do you smoke?
Oct 14 2006 - Why are these things wierd? I think Cab is on to something.
Oct 14 2006 - ok, WHAT IN THE FLYING FUCK?! You will be "immdiatly" phoning them? Oh please spare us that wrath. I...
Oct 13 2006 - Why is girl on girl hot You little heathen. Don't knock it till you've tried it.
Oct 13 2006 - should i loose it casually Sure. Just don't do anyone you will really regret. You know... Fat chicks.
Oct 11 2006 - Homophobe called out on her BS Part Two At no point did she say she supported the Bible or hated gays., just that she we...
Oct 09 2006 - Jessica Simpson Fan Don't beat around the bush! Shes got got nice tits. 'Nuff said.
Oct 09 2006 - i absolutely despise CONDOMS You're forgetting. Not all women are sluts like you.
Oct 09 2006 - fate or a waste of time Have you met UnKnOwNn? You two would get along great.
Oct 08 2006 - Most Muslims are bad people Will you all stop going on about Muslims. So what if they are "hippocrates&...
Oct 06 2006 - Most Muslims are bad people I think most religions are hypocritical. The Christians, to the Hindus, to the J...
Oct 06 2006 - pedophile killer "kills childrens innocence" "kills them on an emotional lvl"...
Oct 05 2006 - pedophile killer Hummer, that is disgusting! What kind of sick person would want to watch a human...
Oct 05 2006 - pedophile killer It doesn't kill them on level. Are you trying to say that all children who have ...
Oct 04 2006 - big guys "I like big butts and I cannot lie" I suggest you find some sort of...
Oct 04 2006 - Kissing my friends d*** "he said no, that was gay" But he decided letting you give it a little...
Oct 04 2006 - Kissing my friends d*** You kissed it? Is this a polite way of you saying you gave him a blowjob or did ...
Oct 02 2006 - Brother stole my boyfriend Thats not a family; it's a sausagefest.
Oct 02 2006 - I Like To Drink and DO Drugs Such bad language your typing! Do you poke your mother with those fingers?
Oct 02 2006 - Dreams are real... I once had a dream that Magaret Thatcher gave me a striptease and then done the ...
Oct 02 2006 - SSStuttering P P Prob Problem Maybe you don't have an internet stutter. It could be arthritis which is making ...
Oct 02 2006 - AM I THA ONLY 1 It could be varicose veins. I'm not an expert but I think they look similar andd...
Oct 02 2006 - "Women" give XL guys a chance. You big hypo(hippo)crite! Why don%u2019t you try giving the %u201CXL%u201D or, a...
Oct 02 2006 - gf's mother Trust me you got off light. She could have attempted to dismantle your member wi...
Sep 30 2006 - Goodbye, old friend Another case of discrimination in its worse form. Just because Pluto was not as ...
Sep 30 2006 - Parents only did it twice. I know your parents. They have swingers partys while you are staying with friend...
Sep 25 2006 - is it normal Yes, thats normal. If you still want to f**k her when you're married THEN there ...
Sep 25 2006 - WHY DO GUYS S***? I doubt he will like you the same way. Anyone who writes in caps is usually just...
Sep 25 2006 - The confussion thats drivin me insaine Just move. You'll never see them again so who gives a fuck what they think. Be ...
Sep 25 2006 - never been in a relationship Ok first of all, wear sunglasses to hide the eye of fear. This will stop you fro...