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Name: Bobert Bobworth Smith III

Location: Scotland.

Age: 19.

Sex: Hermaphrodite.

Occupation: Ghostbuster / professional air guitarist.

Hobbies: Idolising penguin revolutionaries, hunting vegetables for sport, threatening bus drivers, and gerbil training.

Favourite Food: Deformed seal babies with cornflakes.

Fears: Eskimos and that f**king Cheshire cat out of "Alice in Wonderland".

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Aug 16 2007 - sixteen Hold on, they 'reject' you by saying "you love me? oh but i just like you a...

Aug 16 2007 - My bezzle is a lame-o!!!!!!!!1111 "like if i sed "f*** u n00b" he'd go "no, f*** u n00b"&...

Aug 02 2007 - Ok..... Are you tracing your family tree?

Aug 02 2007 - as i get older will my penis get bigger? "penis size is hereditary?" - You should compare with your father and ...

Aug 01 2007 - If you don't support G.W.B. your a terrorist! Those bloody terrorists... Sending over there death squads to other countries, d...

Aug 01 2007 - POTATO Well done Barbie; you proved him wrong...

Jul 21 2007 - smithee???? I'm glad your hostility is going down. We'll get past this if we work hard. If w...

Jul 19 2007 - i'm running from the law.... Can you wait two weeks before you blow the UK up, please? I'm going out on the 2...

Jul 19 2007 - LEAVING IIN Heh, "titrat". How I love your scouser 'wit'.

Jul 19 2007 - smithee???? Your poor wife... Do you unleash your anger on her too? "I know enough a...

Jul 18 2007 - smithee???? I especially loved the way that when you thought I was a girl you tried to get i...

Jul 18 2007 - stargirl we h8 u I am vary lonely? Man!! illiterates these days... they never stop to amaze me......

Jul 18 2007 - smithee???? Poor little thing, clearly you have trouble with reading as well as your 'other'...

Jul 17 2007 - Can't sleep... I'm exactly the same as that. I've had insomnia for about 5 years. The best way ...

Jul 17 2007 - smithee???? I can promise you: we don't...

Jul 17 2007 - my xs mates? I hope your profile is a lie and your age is considerably lower due to the fact ...

Jul 17 2007 - my xs mates? Go tell him. Of course he'll just think you're a slut. Then him and his friend w...

Jul 17 2007 - baby dick Then why did you write this story? http://isitnormal.com/story/13450/

Jul 17 2007 - stargirl we h8 u "stop ass kissing and have a f**kin' life" - Yes, clearly the person w...

Jul 16 2007 - f**k my sister She's probably *really* fat.

Jul 16 2007 - your opinion on this... Yes, it's clearly not done you any harm...

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