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Sep 15 2008 - Im sick of America being ragged on Gizzie, you have some extreme anger issues. I'd prefer it if you didn't mention ...
Sep 14 2008 - Im sick of America being ragged on "ahahahahahaha, you're spelling is horrible" "you're spelling is ...
Sep 13 2008 - God the universe and everything in between Nevermind all that; anyone ever played the video game Half-Life? That's what I'm...
Sep 13 2008 - Possible to be overly patriotic? Nine foot pole? That would be extremely awkward carrying around halls and going ...
Sep 10 2008 - Ants eating ants "Or ant-ibalism" - You are aware "cann" isn't a word meaning...
Sep 03 2008 - why are guys so low "Chill out dude it will heal." - Well, you would know...
Sep 03 2008 - Ants eating ants My friend told me that when he was little he had two ant nests in his garden. He...
Sep 02 2008 - Evolution and Homosexuality I wonder how general fetishes work then. Most people don't choose a fetish, just...
Sep 01 2008 - Evolution and Homosexuality I feel I should point out "sausages" wasn't a euphemism...
Sep 01 2008 - Evolution and Homosexuality I don't think it as anything to with evolution, however, I also don't believe it...
Aug 29 2008 - How intelligent are YOU??? You have not asked about a specific piece of string. You have just said "a&...
Aug 29 2008 - revived I just stumbled back onto it by accident really. It seems a lot slower than befo...
Aug 28 2008 - revived Indeed I do. Hello. I didn't think you were still here.
Aug 27 2008 - revived I don't think we'd get banned for doing this. However, it is quite pointless as ...
Aug 27 2008 - um question You can get a parasite STD that will last your whole life.
Aug 21 2008 - Why do they ignore me "then most of the times they speak and i jsut keep mum." - If you're n...
Aug 21 2008 - this really pretty girl I'm here to help.
Aug 21 2008 - this really pretty girl Also, since you asked for my wisdom; after the word "talk" there shoul...
Aug 21 2008 - this really pretty girl Hi "Gizzie". I'm afraid I have no memory of you... I'm glad to see I m...
Aug 20 2008 - my best friend I think he's used to it in life.
Aug 20 2008 - this really pretty girl "YOUR AN IDIOT" - You're replying to a post made last year... Think ab...
Aug 20 2008 - my best friend I did. The rest wasn't relevant to my point, however.
Aug 20 2008 - my best friend Spam: "alright nice job now go suck on your mum's titties" You: &qu...
Aug 20 2008 - I love it when people hate me. I'm confused as to how the density of ones skull, an illegal high school career,...
Aug 20 2008 - I love it when people hate me. "hey bobert how about you get new insults" - Yes, because you like you...
Aug 20 2008 - How strange/unfair Udi may not be human, but he has feelings.
Aug 20 2008 - my best friend Congratulations to the "hacker" for finding the little buggers.
Aug 20 2008 - is it normal to enjoy the smell of? Well observed.
Aug 20 2008 - How strange/unfair "hmm I am sixteen rather than a grown man" - Isn't this an 18 site? M...
Aug 20 2008 - my best friend I can barely understand your attempts at sentences. This story has to much teen ...
Aug 20 2008 - my best friend Your story has went from jealous to angry, and from no reason for it to an actua...
Aug 20 2008 - Sunbathing. You could try sun beds; however, there is always the danger of skin cancer and p...
Aug 20 2008 - is it normal to enjoy the smell of? "I'm not gay but i enjoy the smell of men's body washes over women's" ...
Aug 20 2008 - Metal head! Your choice really, but personally I wouldn't want to go through life with magne...
Aug 20 2008 - How strange/unfair You're probably better off for not going round; "she" would have just ...
Aug 20 2008 - I love it when people hate me. It's interesting to hear the family values of a man who is the spawn of siblings...
Aug 18 2008 - I love it when people hate me. Where do you live? I remember reading in a different story that it was in the bi...
Aug 18 2008 - Future generations Hilarious, Chris. It wasn't funny when you tried it 2 years ago and it isn't fun...
Aug 17 2008 - i want to tied up and gagged Sure, I can tie part of you up with a noose if you like?
Aug 17 2008 - compliment enragement "every time my dad tells me i'm smart i feel passively enraged" - I ca...
Aug 17 2008 - i want to tied up and gagged I wish someone would tie you up and gag you aswell; that way we wouldn't have to...
Aug 17 2008 - who ever is gay come in here If you are hoping for people to have sex with you you'll have to broaden your cr...
Aug 16 2008 - odd habit Have you tried rolling?
Aug 16 2008 - f**k all emo Emos are a cheap man's goth, and you don't get much cheaper than a goth. The mai...
Aug 16 2008 - i have issues with men "this site has gone to sh*t though without all the old people like stargirl...
Aug 15 2008 - Thank you to all that has helped me I don't think he goes to school; he seems more like the kind of creepy guy who h...
Aug 15 2008 - how can you tell ? ...
Aug 15 2008 - I ate my sunburn haha. Next time you get something all over your floor I suggest you use a broom or vac...
Aug 15 2008 - my friend "i know for sure im not gay but i fantasize him giving me a blowjob or jack...
Aug 15 2008 - Wet Dream "Is that a normal dream?" - Yes, I dream about doing that to your cous...
Aug 15 2008 - tell me your penis length "but i can hardley get any of it in there pussy" - Is that because the...
Aug 15 2008 - In love, It's normal so long as you can accept your "crush" is actually fabrica...
Aug 15 2008 - Glad to be back! I've just discovered that we're back online. I think I'll wait a while before I ...
Aug 15 2008 - just my family I read the short version and I think I know what the long version is about but I...
Aug 15 2008 - anxiety around clerks Exactly what is it your confused about? The average shop isn't like an eastern m...
Aug 15 2008 - Curvy "Plus, they're usually wayyyy hornier than normal boys." You may be...
Aug 16 2007 - sixteen Hold on, they 'reject' you by saying "you love me? oh but i just like you a...
Aug 16 2007 - My bezzle is a lame-o!!!!!!!!1111 "like if i sed "f*** u n00b" he'd go "no, f*** u n00b"&...
Jul 17 2007 - my xs mates? I hope your profile is a lie and your age is considerably lower due to the fact ...
Jul 17 2007 - my xs mates? Go tell him. Of course he'll just think you're a slut. Then him and his friend w...
Jul 17 2007 - baby dick Then why did you write this story? http://isitnormal.com/story/13450/
Jul 16 2007 - f**k my sister She's probably *really* fat.
Jul 16 2007 - your opinion on this... Yes, it's clearly not done you any harm...
Jul 16 2007 - i feel so guilty "im not a slag just because i cheated im not the type of girl who cheats co...
Jul 15 2007 - My Plan to bust Paris Hilton outa jail This isn't so much a "plan" as it is a wank fantasy.
Jul 15 2007 - Oh My f**king God, Where Is My Eyebrow? I think her reaction was a bit uncalled for unless she's Jewish and you shaved s...
Jul 15 2007 - Titty Pleasures He's probably just confused about sex; is your breasts the first place he tried ...
Jul 15 2007 - I Hate Little Kids! I mainly hate children because I have no real connection to them; I don't have c...
Jul 15 2007 - porno Unless you do it in public or have some kind of fan website declaring your love ...
Jul 15 2007 - buddies or not? Sounds like he isn't so much wanting you as a friend but more of a sex doll whic...
Jul 15 2007 - art project that went horribly wrong This is a toughie... You could seek the grave of the late Sir Doron, and read th...
Jul 15 2007 - masubation It's spelt "masturbate" and clearly you do it too much...
Jul 04 2007 - "THAT'S SO GAY" RANT "as for me im straight" - Did anyone say otherwise? Sounds like you're...
Jul 04 2007 - Are red heads less attractive? What language are you even speaking?
Jul 02 2007 - The Oldest Known War to Mankind "I'm not interested in further arguing with you ever again, Bobert. DROP IT...
Jun 30 2007 - The Oldest Known War to Mankind First off, I'm drunk at the moment so excuse any...you know... I'm trying my har...
Jun 29 2007 - I never show my upper teeth when I talk They think you're mean? Yes, well I suppose I can see why; a man refusing to sho...
Jun 29 2007 - The Oldest Known War to Mankind "Men are always blah blah blah, women are always nah nah nah." You ...
May 26 2007 - Having sex the first time!!! Make your penis go hard, then just start prodding her with it until it slips in ...
May 26 2007 - Lovable_me23 Finny Is it possible I've seen you in the paper for stalking related incident...
May 11 2007 - is it normal to finger I think it would be even better if a girl did it for her.
May 10 2007 - Mayo baby I am disgusted by this. What kind of a parent are you? How dare you murder your ...
May 09 2007 - Being full of sh*t I'm trusted? Huzzah!
May 09 2007 - sister asked me to... Yeah, THAT'S the important thing...
May 07 2007 - What are some signs that a girl likes you? A billboard usually does it for me.
May 05 2007 - I have an odd, ''Bump'' on my cheek.... Also, stop squeezing it; you'll make it worse.
May 05 2007 - I have an odd, ''Bump'' on my cheek.... Do you mean it's right inside your cheek? It's probably just a cyst, it's quite ...
May 05 2007 - I hate muslims with a passion It may not be racist but it is still prejudice and really quite ignorant. If you...
May 05 2007 - Simpsons vs Family Guy No, he's just bi.
May 05 2007 - black people "their all ignorant and go on like fools and idiots, and because thir so un...
May 05 2007 - English Spastics ? "ermm if you read the comment above yours..." "So people are n...
May 04 2007 - Future generations. You "rule tha f***in streetz"? Well, It's good to see you are making a...
May 04 2007 - is it ok to be atiest??? Of course it's ok to be an atiest. I, however, prefer to be avelcrost.
Apr 28 2007 - Selfish man-slave Needs Love Stop insulting ohelljah49, do you WANT another college to get shot up just becau...
Apr 27 2007 - Desire to kill chavs ? Do it and feel no shame. I doubt you will be prosicuted as you will be providing...
Apr 27 2007 - Problem with member chat Use this link: http://isitnormal.com/chat/wc.php It will remove the advert...
Apr 25 2007 - Is it normal Well webs tend to come from a spider ass. Just drop your trousers and jump out a...
Apr 23 2007 - i dunno how to masturbate, im a girl Search the stories for "Masturbate". The subject is covered on a daily...
Apr 23 2007 - EMO Deaths Downunder Two down, fuck knows how many more to go.
Apr 23 2007 - [Apples] sucks dinosaur dick and drains its juices "Geez I that child-molesting son of a b**ch" - You are that child-mole...
Apr 21 2007 - Can you see air if your looking? I always see them when I wake up in the morning; I just assumed I was crazy. I d...
Apr 21 2007 - Future generations. "What's skull f**k? Sounds scary." - Yeah, I wouldn't recommend it...
Apr 21 2007 - "THAT'S SO GAY" RANT "faggot emo kid" - Did you come up with that fantastic piece of wit yo...
Apr 19 2007 - been ginger "and im ginger practicly everyday" - What are you the other days? J...
Apr 19 2007 - Rap music sucks! it for gangster and losers "Rap was about telling a story and educating each other" - Care to tel...
Apr 19 2007 - Gangbang420 Yes, because we could never guess your sexuality from your name...
Apr 17 2007 - Am........ Look up "dyslexia" while you're there.
Apr 17 2007 - Fanny Farts In Britain the term "fanny" is used as another word for vagina.
Apr 15 2007 - Sexiest on is it normal How I lust after that goat.
Apr 14 2007 - Gangbang420 Your feelings are perfectly normal.
Apr 13 2007 - cartoon You haven't lived until you've lusted after Jessica Rabbit.
Apr 11 2007 - Bi sexual question You lose your virginity the first time you have sex. It has nothing to do with y...
Apr 11 2007 - Future generations. Most people hate me? I think you are projecting a bit. Also, please think before...
Apr 06 2007 - Do men get turned on when they see fripples? I HATE it when I see Fred's nipples when I'm on a date.
Apr 06 2007 - Normal to see this when you die? I can't stop laughing at cloud's comments.
Apr 06 2007 - Do men get turned on when they see fripples? I'm assuming it just means when you are able to see the nipples through the clot...
Apr 05 2007 - Damn, it...maybe tommorow? please reply ASAP "she was with her friends" - So I'm guessing you are not a friend and ...
Apr 05 2007 - My f**k buddy is my best friend's boyfriend This may sound crazy, but how about keeping your fucking legs closed.
Apr 05 2007 - this website The world is going to be very fucked up soon enough. The rising generation is on...
Apr 04 2007 - Im Getting Old You do know what a paedophile is, don't you?
Apr 04 2007 - Get the Picture Lamo "Get the picture lamo" - I think it's ironic that you used that as the...
Apr 04 2007 - masterbaite Yes, but it is not natural for you to have the spelling skills of an eight year ...
Apr 04 2007 - wITH OUT RLIGION WE WOULD BE IN TOTAL CHAOS Which kind of "Angle" is the best sign of good? I've always thought ob...
Apr 02 2007 - why do i wanna be a sl*t I'm just talented: http://isitnormal.com/people/xxkittyxx/
Apr 02 2007 - am i depressed or schizophrenic I think you're just a teenager.
Apr 02 2007 - why do i wanna be a sl*t Judging by your picture, you shouldn't have trouble finding guys to help you bec...
Apr 02 2007 - am i depressed or schizophrenic I think you should just abuse animals. It will take your mind off doing it to hu...
Mar 31 2007 - Fear of "Anything slimy that squirms" - I don't like Liza Minnelli either.
Mar 30 2007 - need to know some things... Tell your parents. He sexually assaulted you. It will probably end in him raping...
Mar 29 2007 - I like a girl but... I didn't particularly understand "coments".
Mar 29 2007 - I like a girl but... I have some 'adives' for you; TALK TO HER! Christ...
Mar 29 2007 - theres just this one zit Heh heh, "Zit-Tit".
Mar 29 2007 - My Friends Brother Why is the story titled "My Friends Brother" if the story is about you...
Mar 29 2007 - this poor dog Just another day on the job for the American troops...
Mar 29 2007 - she-male I love Engalnd, lovely place... You aren't straight; you're bi, or at least b...
Mar 29 2007 - Future generations. I am Bobert Bobworth Smith III. Now, who the hell are you and why are you typing...
Mar 28 2007 - COUSIN LOVE Leave her alone. You sound like a prat so she won't be interested. You'll just f...
Mar 27 2007 - I like to show off my wife Not really. She'll probably end up getting raped.
Mar 27 2007 - Gay Guy Christ, you need to get a life if that is your idea of a hero...
Mar 27 2007 - spanking the fanny/sniffing her shorts and panties That's a bit hypocritical considering you wrote this story: http://isitnormal...
Mar 27 2007 - DONT KNOW Glad to hear it.
Mar 27 2007 - KFC GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR Drink beer, what's wrong with you?
Mar 27 2007 - ButtPLUMBER I'll grant you it's disgusting but can you please explain how a man having sex w...
Mar 27 2007 - Ringo Starr Lover? Then I doubt he'd be interested.
Mar 27 2007 - Regret having kids (part 2) I know you asked for us not to be abusive but seriously: What the fuck is wrong ...
Mar 27 2007 - Am I gay? Clearly he was just out for any pussy he could find...
Mar 27 2007 - me and my mates Slap some sense into her.
Mar 27 2007 - DONT KNOW I think you are giving him to much credit...
Mar 27 2007 - Your Ex-Boyfriends Cousin I think it would make you a cheap whore, so nothing will change.
Mar 27 2007 - Future generations. I am assuming you meant "Hermaphrodite" you illiterate little clown. A...
Mar 27 2007 - umm.. bumps? Yeah, don't "lisent" to them... I'm pretty sure only one person cla...
Mar 27 2007 - Too Hairy Didn't I see you on the Addams Family?
Mar 27 2007 - feelings Who cares? Maybe the poor souls trying to read your illiterate crap.
Mar 27 2007 - Men only (penis related) Have you had this verified by a medical professional?
Mar 27 2007 - Mastribution? Mastribution? Maybe a high amount of distribution?
Mar 27 2007 - gurls can dance with each others guys can't ...Pee while standing?
Mar 27 2007 - This ginger I think you should go ahead and slit your belly open like you previously stated....
Mar 27 2007 - Am I gay? A big gay at that.
Mar 27 2007 - I sew my lips together. "just keep them to yourself if you think im a freak" - You can't tell ...
Mar 27 2007 - I think hair is unattractive... It's even worse when it's the girl with body hair...
Mar 27 2007 - Ringo Starr Lover? Every little girl needs a sugar-daddy.
Mar 27 2007 - Chav Shoe Made Me Blind. Look on the bright side; you will no longer feel that vague sense of disappointm...
Mar 26 2007 - I kind of shared my wife You mean you watched your wife get raped and didn't even help? You have some iss...
Mar 26 2007 - Y Cant I find a Grilfriend You want a grilfriend? Through a BBQ. They'll all come running.
Mar 26 2007 - Do store clerks call you HUN? Calm down, Hun.
Mar 26 2007 - Today's teens What a pity he had to leave. I was hoping to become a scholar under his wisdom-f...
Mar 25 2007 - Today's teens Curses! If only I was as sweet and poetic as our little friend. I would be able ...
Mar 25 2007 - Today's teens A lil charmer, isn't he.
Mar 25 2007 - is it normal It's a tiny little hole. If she takes the jewellery out you'll barely even notic...
Mar 25 2007 - TO OLD TUPCA LIVES??? Praise the lord.
Mar 25 2007 - Mastribution? "i dont need to tell anyone sh*t, I know I do" - You know you shit? Th...
Mar 25 2007 - not again What the hell... Seriously, go to school
Mar 25 2007 - im 20 and ive never had a boyfriend You should write a book; "The Irony of a Wigger"
Mar 25 2007 - Mastribution? I think every comment of your so far has been abusive and has something to do wi...
Mar 25 2007 - Kissing after blowjob Yes, men having oral sex with women and then kissing them is very gay... So is a...
Mar 25 2007 - my bf dirty nails Try dumping the scaffy bastard.
Mar 25 2007 - Cartoon Yiff I went straight for the fox-waitress and didn't read the text. I got one hell of...
Mar 23 2007 - strange feelings Give him a try, you never know, he could be the best you've ever had. Drag him i...
Mar 19 2007 - i f**king hate my life! will somebody kill me? We were friends? Oh, all is forgotten, let's go for a drink sometime. and laugh ...
Mar 19 2007 - DRUNK SEX Here is my honest 'COMMENET', you are in the closet and your true feelings are c...
Mar 19 2007 - Hard To Get... Why play "hard to get" of you've already "got" him?
Mar 19 2007 - Locker Room Why did you reply on your own story?
Mar 19 2007 - how do u feel about school in the olden days? I think it would be a good idea to reinforce that nowadays. Maybe there would be...
Mar 19 2007 - Locker Room Buy better underwear, you klepto.
Mar 17 2007 - "THAT'S SO GAY" RANT Then why not just call it stupid? Are you worried that you would be comparing sa...
Mar 17 2007 - Pants You and your friends are morons.
Mar 17 2007 - pedophile killer You also can't go around raping people. It didn't stop the paedophiles so why sh...
Mar 17 2007 - pedophile killer What's worse? A paedophile dying or an innocent child being abused and having th...
Mar 16 2007 - girls are b**ches When did you turn to the pink side anyway? I remember the days when you were a l...
Mar 14 2007 - consciousness "Stella Artois" - It's a kind of beer.
Mar 14 2007 - I cant win whatever I do Tell them to fuck off.
Mar 14 2007 - The Phanton What the hell is a Phanton?
Mar 14 2007 - felings for him maybe You're either bi or just confused. You can always try doing shit to your friend ...
Mar 14 2007 - girls are b**ches Yeah, I've tried breaking into girls homes and trying to seduce them but then th...
Mar 13 2007 - Is It Wrong To Do What I Feel If you are engaged you might aswell; I am assuming you are going to move in once...
Mar 13 2007 - OMG _____ is so hot!!!! Creepy to Cheesy.
Mar 13 2007 - Is it normal to want to be a slave? This just means you are a man-bitch.
Mar 13 2007 - pick on u Does he make fun of you because you are illiterate? Why not tell him to "ST...
Mar 12 2007 - Is being gay a choice? "it's something you are born into" - Ignore that bit, I don't actually...
Mar 12 2007 - Is being gay a choice? I don't think people are born gay, I also don't think they are born straight. Se...