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About Chris__UFC

Name: Chris
Age: Adult
Sex: Male
Occupation: Ex-world record abusive flag holder. Over 1,025 should we go for a million?
Favorite Food: Pink Snapper

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"Id like to go to an elderly home and have sex with all the grandmas in wheelchairs."

"Fake story. I dont have time to read all of that. Im not a librarian."

"Up yours retardo. Im the chick magnet. Hear me roar. "

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Dec 12 2007 - Iraq War well why are we in eraq and not eran smart ass? of course its about oil

Dec 01 2007 - Musterbaiting normal or not-normal ooooooooooo you will go blind and become a lepper too, bad shit its also a sin b...

Nov 26 2007 - Need Some Help Here Please! knuckle down work hard and do what your told boring I know but then you will be ...

Nov 26 2007 - i think am gay Gay Gay Gay Gay Gay Gay Gay Gay Gay Gay Gay Gay Gay Gay Gay Gay Gay Gay Gay Gay ...

Nov 26 2007 - What's a hoe? You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You ...

Nov 26 2007 - Are you really a racist if you just hate nigers? No not a racist!!

Nov 26 2007 - Mohammed sucks on bacon Funny stuff, I love those cartoons!!!!

Nov 16 2007 - orientation confusion Yes if you are a women then you are a lesbian otherwise no you are gay

Nov 16 2007 - Racist Idiots you are still preaching to the quire trying to defend a useless race that will s...

Nov 15 2007 - a girl kissed me after she gave a guy a Blow Job oh its the new thing its usually performed in some kind of ritual, were they do ...

Nov 15 2007 - samurai armour do it with a katana she will love that serve her on a spit

Nov 15 2007 - Do u care about Pakistan? I say that we just fucking nuke them save on our troops

Nov 15 2007 - Do u care about Pakistan? Pakistan's Musharraf appoints caretaker PM 18 hours ago ISLAMABAD (AFP) %u2014...

Nov 15 2007 - Stupid Facts Nice I will try to remember them facts so i can put them on my loo role

Nov 15 2007 - I want my boyfriend to pee on me. Am I sick? ooooooooooo ask nearly or slack or even one of the smithees they will pee on you...

Nov 15 2007 - Swinging Go look on google or I know go and join LFC's site Im sure he wont mind hahaha

Nov 14 2007 - pee in mouth Sounds like a nigger day out contract aids then scream about povity

Nov 14 2007 - I am restricted by myself... Pay for lessons easier than teaching your self or get decent music software for ...

Nov 14 2007 - Honest answers, only please! your a dick wop turd brain

Nov 14 2007 - Honest answers, only please! Its not normal and he obviously doesnt respect you enough to know that it is ups...

Nov 14 2007 - We want P i c t u r e s !!! I have no idea what your talking about

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