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About Chris__UFC

Name: Chris
Age: Adult
Sex: Male
Occupation: Ex-world record abusive flag holder. Over 1,025 should we go for a million?
Favorite Food: Pink Snapper

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"Id like to go to an elderly home and have sex with all the grandmas in wheelchairs."

"Fake story. I dont have time to read all of that. Im not a librarian."

"Up yours retardo. Im the chick magnet. Hear me roar. "

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Dec 12 2007 - Iraq War well why are we in eraq and not eran smart ass? of course its about oil

Dec 01 2007 - Musterbaiting normal or not-normal ooooooooooo you will go blind and become a lepper too, bad shit its also a sin b...

Dec 01 2007 - Free Julian Gibbons good attitude but what about us fat americans who cant walk lol

Dec 01 2007 - >> LOOKING FOR A HOT SINGLE CHICK Slackassyokel go home you pussy @ poster Smithee Im telling your mum your tryi...

Dec 01 2007 - Free Julian Gibbons This has confused me, you can call your kid mohammed but you cant call a teddy o...

Nov 30 2007 - Free Julian Gibbons This is sickening Its enough to make you hate a race or something

Nov 28 2007 - first cousin Really Really Really Really Really Really Really................. ...

Nov 28 2007 - George W. Bush In the midst of news of foreign wars, Americans are beginning to wake up to the ...

Nov 28 2007 - Sex and the City FAG!!! FAG!!! FAG!!! FAG!!! FAG!!! FAG!!! FAG!!! FAG!!! FAG!!! FAG!!! FAG!!! FAG...

Nov 28 2007 - I WANNA LICK ASS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY ...

Nov 26 2007 - Need Some Help Here Please! knuckle down work hard and do what your told boring I know but then you will be ...

Nov 26 2007 - i think am gay Gay Gay Gay Gay Gay Gay Gay Gay Gay Gay Gay Gay Gay Gay Gay Gay Gay Gay Gay Gay ...

Nov 26 2007 - ARGOS REVENGE!!!!!! This sucks!!!!! This sucks!!!!! This sucks!!!!! This sucks!!!!! This sucks!!!!! ...

Nov 26 2007 - What's a hoe? You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You ...

Nov 26 2007 - Are you really a racist if you just hate nigers? No not a racist!!

Nov 26 2007 - Mohammed sucks on bacon Funny stuff, I love those cartoons!!!!

Nov 26 2007 - The real jojo Boring Boring Boring Boring Boring Boring Boring Boring Boring Boring Boring Bor...

Nov 26 2007 - A hobo let me give him anal gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay ...

Nov 24 2007 - WORD ASSOCIATION! Mr. Clean wipes>smell

Nov 24 2007 - Nearly is a decent man. I know but I like to wind you up, for shits and giggles, you make it so easy

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