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May 09 2007 - "My sister is addicted to X" It's simple. You can't.
May 09 2007 - Choice vs. Determinism Actually, I have heard of the wavy electron. Sure, it seems to add a more rando...
May 09 2007 - coke addiction Definitely.
May 09 2007 - how do you You are an organism, I'm assuming.
May 09 2007 - I thought about killing my wife. That doesn't say much, MoFo. You're so desperate these days, you'd probably fuk...
May 09 2007 - Marihuana is for the Healing of the Nations Well, not everywhere. I probably exaggerated a little there. I think I just no...
May 09 2007 - Missing time/memory Alien abduction, completely normal.
May 08 2007 - I thought about killing my wife. Chris, that's what murder-suicide is for.
May 08 2007 - what if we walked around naked Wow, I never thought of that, Shave. Kill off all the horny teens with nudity. ...
May 08 2007 - im turning emo and i love it but... Just be yourself. Contrary to popular belief, you don't need to act like everyo...
May 08 2007 - Marihuana is for the Healing of the Nations I'm not going to deny the fact that hemp can be used for many positive things. ...
May 08 2007 - Marihuana is for the Healing of the Nations The bible assigns a gender to many things with no actual gender. I wouldn't jus...
May 08 2007 - Choice vs. Determinism Okay, let me see if I can simplify this a little. Imagine a pool table with x n...
May 07 2007 - Choice vs. Determinism If there aren't any arguments, then why do so many people assume it's real? Eve...
May 07 2007 - Hetrosexual friend While heterosexuality is obviously the inferior orientation, I suggest you just ...
May 07 2007 - Terror within... No, sorry about that. I wasn't thinking straight when I posted that.
May 07 2007 - Choice vs. Determinism The brain casts the illusion of free will, due to self-consciousness, but in rea...
May 07 2007 - Choice vs. Determinism Na, it's just cause and effect, and a ton of divverent variable in bwetween.
May 07 2007 - Choice vs. Determinism How do peopl on the choise sice of the argument even justif ytheir view? I just...
May 07 2007 - what if we walked around naked Yeah, nudity isn't good in the moddrn world. We aren't oin Eden anymore, folks.
May 07 2007 - Terror within... frodme is bollshit, nobowdy is hafree anymore we are just brainsawlsd into beoli...
May 07 2007 - Is this weird..? lol chrish,. no my asas isn;t for slalse.
May 06 2007 - What�s wrong with Emo? I can't believe I wasted my time reading that, as there was simply no point to y...
May 06 2007 - Dildo How the hell do you know? Do you watch your sister while she's using foreign ob...
May 06 2007 - Terror within... Okay, if they had equal opportunity to kill you or me, I bet they would take you...
May 06 2007 - Is this weird..? I meant that in a broader, non-personal sense. It could certainly buy 'ass' tha...
May 06 2007 - Paralysis while sleeping It's called sleep paralysis. It has been happening to me for years. The reason...
May 06 2007 - school solutions/ opinons I completely agree with you. Public schools are only assimilation camps run by ...
May 06 2007 - mother is a drunken mess. Just leave her be to her drunkenness if it makes her life easier, or put her in ...
May 06 2007 - Is this weird..? That's not true. Money can buy anything these days.
May 05 2007 - anyone else making meth? It's easy money, and there will always be a demand for it. That's why people ma...
May 05 2007 - Terror within... I bet they would kill you before they killed me :D
May 05 2007 - Dildo Barbed-wire bat with nails should work fine.
May 05 2007 - Terror within... Al-Qaeda ruling might be a step in the right direction.
May 05 2007 - Tramp Baiting No, you're an asshole for doing this stuff.
May 05 2007 - The rights of being human I doubt a fetus really cares whether it lives or not. I don't remember caring a...
May 04 2007 - The rights of being human Well, it's not like the baby has the ability to choose now. Probably something ...
May 04 2007 - My pubes are geeen Have you been shoving glow sticks up your anus again?
May 04 2007 - marine flatworms And this useless info has been brought to you by someone with far too much time ...
Apr 30 2007 - What's it like? Na, that's Bubbles AKA the Green Bastard.
Apr 30 2007 - What's it like? I was just comparing you to your hero, you should take that as a compliment. We...
Apr 30 2007 - What's it like? Alright, maybe your view will have changed by tomorrow on that. How does not ...
Apr 30 2007 - What's it like? My god, you're an idiot. Where did I ever say I was bi or queer? I didn't, and ...
Apr 30 2007 - What's it like? I don't want to deviate from the topic of this story, so I won't answer any of y...
Apr 30 2007 - What's it like? Nothing.
Apr 30 2007 - What's it like? First off, When did I ever say that I believed gays should have more rights than...
Apr 30 2007 - bums for friends Actually, none of them have ever tried to steal from me. Okay, maybe one has st...
Apr 30 2007 - What's it like? Try ramming something (about the size of a penis) up your anus hole repeatedly. ...
Apr 30 2007 - I I prefer normal size dick I think bigger dikes are usually superior. They seem to keep the flood waters co...
Apr 30 2007 - Black label society They're alright.
Apr 30 2007 - bums for friends I have some homeless friends. Most of them are nice people.
Apr 29 2007 - Uhhhhhhh... Damn. Am I at least a close second?
Apr 23 2007 - EMO Deaths Downunder Alright then. You're quite welcome.
Apr 23 2007 - EMO Deaths Downunder http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emo_(slang)
Apr 22 2007 - why can rejection physically hurt? Anxiety, and disappointment.
Apr 22 2007 - why do kids kill themselves? ...stupid because?
Apr 22 2007 - What is wrong with everybody? I think it depends on where you are. The majority of the world's population is ...
Apr 22 2007 - why do kids kill themselves? It's quite simple. Death seems easier and more efficient than life.
Apr 20 2007 - Mouse pad mess Try a large rat maybe?
Apr 20 2007 - Why do you live your life? LOL
Apr 18 2007 - virginia tech shooting Just for the record, more guns come up across the border from the US into Canada...
Apr 18 2007 - killing my self Can you give us a rational argument as to why you want to kill yourself?
Apr 14 2007 - cumputa meks me ill Yeah, glasses may help.
Apr 14 2007 - Lamb Chopping And might I add, you're a prime example of why I would never want to.
Apr 14 2007 - Lamb Chopping ROFL, I don't even live in the US.
Apr 14 2007 - Lamb Chopping Not as sick as you make me.
Apr 14 2007 - Lamb Chopping STFU, kthxbye.
Apr 04 2007 - Gangbang420 I don't think GB is a homo, because he has admitted (repeatedly) to fuking his o...
Apr 03 2007 - how is virginity determined Yeah, technically (in a traditional sense), only females can be virgins. But (t...
Mar 26 2007 - The Witch Na, I don't take drugs.
Mar 21 2007 - i f**king hate my life! will somebody kill me? Haha, do it. I dare you.
Mar 12 2007 - The Witch These aren't dreams though. More like hallucinations.
Feb 27 2007 - World of Warcrft And you care because?
Feb 16 2007 - World of Warcrft Na, I've never played it. There are plenty of other good games out there that I...
Feb 16 2007 - World of Warcrft I wouldn't really consider it antisocial or mind-numbing. Perhaps it is an addi...
Feb 16 2007 - World of Warcrft What do you suggest they do instead? At least they've found something they enjo...
Feb 13 2007 - Breasts The anatomy of the female is indeed an odd thing. Two massive tumourous-looking...
Feb 10 2007 - The Witch Na, I don't have a mirror in my room.
Feb 10 2007 - which way to stand in the shower? Yeah, I think you would have to turn around at some point to wash your entire bo...
Feb 09 2007 - Am I asexual? I wasn't the person who originally wrote this. That being said, yes I am asexua...
Feb 08 2007 - Am I asexual? asexual a·sex·u·al [ ay sékshoo %u0259l, ay s&...
Feb 07 2007 - Am I asexual? There are a few definitions to 'asexual'. In this sense, it means the lack of s...
Feb 07 2007 - Feeling safe in a chat room? I would say that 99% of people on chat rooms are just real people. This whole '...
Feb 07 2007 - Am I asexual? So you're saying that there are only three categories: hetero, homo, and fucked ...
Feb 07 2007 - Am I asexual? Are you on drugs?
Feb 07 2007 - Am I asexual? Wouldn't that be autosexual?
Feb 07 2007 - Am I asexual? Yeah, it sounds like you could be asexual. Only you can tell for sure though. ...
Feb 05 2007 - The Witch Yeah, at first I thought it might be a ghost, but it always happens when I'm sle...
Feb 04 2007 - Death of a newborn Yeah, it would have died anyways.
Feb 04 2007 - wish i was straight! I think everyone hates at least one thing about themselves, so that's normal. M...
Feb 02 2007 - Hatred of People and the Earth Yeah, I feel the same way.
Feb 01 2007 - Did you ever realize?.... Whenever I find myself swearing too much, I try to make a mental note to substit...
Jan 27 2007 - Wild Life Jerk Off Damn, that's pretty bad if it's too perverted for Cab, I must say.
Jan 27 2007 - ALIENS!!! Aliens are real. Most of them come from Mexico. About Area 51, I doubt we'll...
Jan 27 2007 - emptiness Emotions are highly overrated. You really aren't missing much.
Jan 27 2007 - Wild Life Jerk Off Wow, that sounds like a good way to get your balls ripped off.
Jan 27 2007 - Nature or Nurture? Yeah, I think it's all of the above. Some people are pretty much gay from birth...
Jan 26 2007 - veggies have feelings too! You watch some weird shit, cab.
Jan 25 2007 - What is real? Yeah, I wouldn't trust them either. They're all corrupt bastards out to make mo...
Jan 25 2007 - life god all that jazz Emo is a slang term used to describe a range of fashion styles and attitudes som...
Jan 25 2007 - I like this girl whos older then me Build a replica of the Neverland Ranch, and put on a Michael Jackson disguise. ...
Jan 25 2007 - how do you break up with a guy Stab him in the leg with a pocket knife. He'll get the picture, and it could be...
Jan 25 2007 - No sex drive Sex drive ranges from person to person. You could also be asexual. This is com...
Jan 23 2007 - How did humans figure out to have sex? I've always assumed that just about everyone has been suicidal at some point in ...
Jan 21 2007 - How did humans figure out to have sex? WTF are you talking about Jess? I just said I know a lot of suicidal people. I...
Jan 20 2007 - My sister had a baby I like to throw them!!!! I like to throw them!!!! http://www.youtube.com/wat...
Jan 20 2007 - I need new ideas to try in bed while I'm pregnant Do you like knitting?
Jan 20 2007 - I was caught jerking off Next time, try screwing a toaster in the bath. But make sure you run an extensi...
Jan 20 2007 - Wtf , makes no sense i LOVE weed. Lol, the more you smoke, the more it will fry your brain. Eventually, you'll ju...
Jan 20 2007 - I get hard very easily (an erection) An axe or a machete should do the trick.
Jan 20 2007 - Cutting...is it normal? And sorry, I'm not calling everyone who cuts "emo", it just sounded go...
Jan 20 2007 - Cutting...is it normal? Lol, you're the one telling everyone not to cut Mofo, or at least looking down u...
Jan 20 2007 - How Can I Forget You could probably go to the mental hospital and get them to do some shock thera...
Jan 18 2007 - Ds Lite Vs PSP I have a PSP, and like you said, I was a little concerned with the battery life ...
Jan 18 2007 - Hate! Of course. The penis posts are annoying as hell.
Jan 17 2007 - My son Agreed. But if you don't like the way the world is, then why did you bring a ne...
Jan 17 2007 - My boyfriend would rather watch porn then f*** me! Killing all the porn stars and addicts is a great idea! Wish I though of that. ...
Jan 16 2007 - it got bit off Lol, I've heard reports of that happening to guys that were receiving oral while...
Jan 16 2007 - I want to hit them Yep, I think you have me totally analyzed. Congrats. Corbin - the devil's advo...
Jan 15 2007 - How did humans figure out to have sex? No, I've just known a lot of suicidal people. I think all of my friends and mos...
Jan 15 2007 - How did humans figure out to have sex? You have some interesting theories there, Sisophous. So are you saying that peo...
Jan 15 2007 - How did humans figure out to have sex? Probably by watching pr0n on the internet.
Jan 15 2007 - I want to hit them Your first sentence itself is contradictory. :D What you think is personal opin...
Jan 14 2007 - I want to hit them I could argue with you until the end of time, but it would be futile. Is it res...
Jan 13 2007 - life god all that jazz Of course it's normal. Many humans make their own meaning though, so I suppose ...
Jan 13 2007 - problem with switching to english honers help!!! Honers? lol. Do they take you to your honers class on the short bus?
Jan 12 2007 - I want to hit them I don't think you have the authority to determine what is acceptable and what is...
Jan 12 2007 - I want to hit them You say your dad killed himself. What is there to not accept? Well, I suppose ...
Jan 12 2007 - I want to hit them From what you've said, I think you're both somewhat selfish. Yes, your dad for ...
Jan 11 2007 - Most pleasurable Indeed.
Jan 11 2007 - Third Sex And if it was sisophous, it would probably be in third person.
Jan 11 2007 - Third Sex I didn't make the original post.
Jan 11 2007 - Third Sex The terms third gender and third sex describe individuals who are considered to ...
Jan 11 2007 - I want to hit them I don't want to sound like an insensitive asshole here, and if I do, I'm truly s...
Jan 10 2007 - I want to hit them But not everyone holds the same views as you, nor should they. I don't really t...
Jan 10 2007 - I want to hit them I'm sorry to hear about your loss, but I think, from what you said, that you may...
Jan 10 2007 - I love Lizzie And why is that? I would have to say that you are being the perverted one her...
Jan 09 2007 - I love Lizzie No, lizzie, I most definitely wouldn't.
Jan 09 2007 - I love Lizzie Definitely not normal. Then again, it is cab we're talking about, so I retract ...
Jan 05 2007 - Is history repeating? Hitler -> Radical Islam? Whatever's going to happen will happen. There's not much any of us can do about...
Jan 03 2007 - Kid sucks his thumb Probably.
Jan 03 2007 - 19 Never Had A Job Living At Home It would be easier just to stay at home and live off your parents.
Jan 02 2007 - nasty ROFL sisophous.
Jan 02 2007 - I feel sorry for Saddam Hussein I say they should have just left him in his little spider hole. He wasn't bothe...
Jan 01 2007 - Saddam Dead Saddam did some truly disgusting things, and I don't think anyone can deny that,...
Dec 30 2006 - Saddam Dead Tis sad, but life goes on for the rest of us.
Dec 27 2006 - poeple thinkz weedz bad Yeah, I can't see anyone reading your post and thinking you're stupid, or your b...
Dec 23 2006 - The color of nothingness I think it's logical to assume there would be no colour to nothingness.
Dec 17 2006 - christianity is bullsh*t I believe that, ultimately, we will never know for sure.
Dec 17 2006 - Manipulation as a means of survival? I have witnessed the exact same thing, and concur with almost every aspect of yo...
Dec 17 2006 - am i god? Delusions are fine. Just be yourself, even if you believe you're god. Just kee...
Dec 15 2006 - some poeple are wierd What do you have against old guys in basements? Seriously, I'd rather talk to r...
Dec 15 2006 - Im a Virgin Probably best not to let peer pressure guide you. You could run into many probl...
Dec 15 2006 - want to have kids but don't have a good reason It's probably best if you don't have kids considering you don't seem to be too d...
Dec 14 2006 - Time for a change. And just for the record, Shaka, I'm all for you straightening your life out. I ...
Dec 14 2006 - Time for a change. Don't worry, you'll meet new friends in the borg, and be all filled with brother...
Dec 14 2006 - Series of Strange Events Great movie, btw.
Dec 14 2006 - Series of Strange Events Did you watch Donnie Darko a few too many times, perhaps?
Dec 11 2006 - To the cruel b*s***ds of this world. I agree with most of what you've said. It would be nice if people were a little...
Dec 06 2006 - State of being Yeah, working out and meditation can help a lot if your mind is overpowered by s...
Dec 06 2006 - Mother Foetus That's awesome. Just remember, you are a cornerstone for the betterment of huma...
Dec 05 2006 - I met this girl on the internet Internet love can work, though I think it may have about the same success rate a...
Dec 02 2006 - I am sexually attracted to the internet Sorry, I've already claimed the internet.
Dec 02 2006 - Is this normal?? Damn, you broke it. I hope you never planned on having kids.
Nov 28 2006 - This is my story. (Relationships.) That's what happens when you merge fantasy with reality. Keep your girlfriend i...
Nov 27 2006 - is it normal?? Are you a fish?
Nov 27 2006 - School sucks arse I agree, school sucks. You should try homeschooling. I think you'll enjoy it mu...
Nov 21 2006 - masterbation What kind of parent actually wonders about that? I mean, come on kid. Quit wor...
Nov 16 2006 - Yo should i be smoking? Of course not. Marijuana's bad, MMMMMMKAY. Drugs are bad, MMMMMKAY.
Nov 16 2006 - is it normal for a dude to wear a thong? Thong today, shackes and chains tomorrow. In a week you won't be allowed to lea...
Nov 14 2006 - Does it? Now how did I know it was you that made this story? In your case, you are one o...
Nov 14 2006 - Does it? 3y3 y4m l33t, f00l.
Nov 13 2006 - hate windows Operating systems.
Nov 12 2006 - hate windows Then again, I guess it depends on the linux distro you use.
Nov 12 2006 - hate windows Completely.
Nov 07 2006 - i always feel suicidial, plz help me!!! I really think you try too hard to be something you're not. Different can be a ...
Nov 07 2006 - Sweet sweet revenge Just drop out. You'll thank yourself later.
Nov 06 2006 - my single mother and uptight brother Well, your brother shouldn't be able to control anyone but himself. Same for yo...
Nov 05 2006 - Obcessed with my car The year and model doesn't sound all that interesting. Tell me a little more ab...
Nov 04 2006 - my single mother and uptight brother Sorry, but I think you should BOTH let your mother decide for herself what she w...
Nov 01 2006 - Is my computer normal? For WMP http://www.tech-recipes.com/windows_tips952.html For Real or Winamp ...
Nov 01 2006 - Is my computer normal? Normal. I think most computers won't take screenshots of videos. It may work w...
Nov 01 2006 - whats the point I think everyone should create their own meaning, even if that meaning it to jus...
Nov 01 2006 - brain wash I agree. I think public schools are nothing more than assimilation camps and da...