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Dec 09 2007 - dripping pussy If thats the case u have MAJOR problems. Can I drink from ur fountain ?
Dec 09 2007 - Skirt-lifted in school! Not me, Lift up that skirt again b*tch. Did u have on thongs or panties? ...
Dec 09 2007 - Stepdaughter wakes stepdad up stroking penis Ok wait a minute, So after reading ur story my question to u is : Why didnt...
Dec 04 2007 - is this sick?? If ur a girl and ur HOTT, I'll be ur dad ! ;)
Dec 04 2007 - Lie about being a virgin? Most guys like to hear that the girl they r gonna f*ck is a virgin or has little...
Dec 04 2007 - dreams coming true with my friends mom U must be a teenager, cuz if u werent, u wouldnt end it. u'd come up with new a...
Dec 04 2007 - is it normal to be in love with your friends ex? First u should tell ur friend, then I think u should f*ck him stupid ! ! !
Dec 04 2007 - Why do people hate emo people Everyone now a days is f*cking emo.
Dec 04 2007 - she makes me I think u should lick her ass next time, just to make sure its SUPER clean.
Oct 03 2007 - The 18 year-old Virgin Well with u being a virgin they r just scared that after s*x u will be a "C...
Oct 03 2007 - I want too f**k my teacher DO IT ! I say u bend her over ur desk, lift up her skirt, rip her panties off wi...
Aug 16 2007 - i want to f**ck my stepdoughter Bend her over the sink and make ur clean ur dish !
Aug 16 2007 - i saw my sisters pussy LoL ! Ur funny. Anyway as for the poster: R there no other girls in ur sta...
Aug 16 2007 - Are boobs really that important? Boobs r as important as an engine is to a car ! But, small and perky titties ...
Aug 15 2007 - bus stop NICE ! ! ! now post it up for us to see man.
Aug 15 2007 - oraling bf u must be a child to think u can get pregnant from a blowjob, so if thats wat u ...
Jul 10 2007 - spanking boyfriend Gert f*ucked like a sklutt u /B*tch !!!
Jul 09 2007 - 5 years older F*cking blow him already ! ! ! !
Jul 07 2007 - foursome, ahh lie ! lie ! lie ! Get them to have a foursome in one of the girls houses, an...
Jul 07 2007 - Friends just randomly started hating me Yeah it might be jealousy, although dont rule out that fact that it might be an ...
Jul 07 2007 - 300 saved me from death out in the woods! Its a good thing u saw it first in 300 !
Jul 06 2007 - I dont know how to walk in high heels .. u sound like my type of girl toots
Jul 06 2007 - wearing lingeire Now bend over and take it ! b*tch !
Jul 06 2007 - wearing lingeire I'll f*ck u ! no problem !
Jul 05 2007 - Add Your Site ROFLMMFAO !!!!! mine is : www.eatsh*tanddiefromadiarrheaoverdoseyouassmo...
Jul 05 2007 - Hello my name is Caboose LOL Caboose Thats great. My cuzins Gary and Robert (gary being the oldest) ...
Jul 03 2007 - Is it normal to sleep with your ex? If u r pregnant, get an abortion ! FAST !
Jul 03 2007 - My gf's mum Hey I remember u. Maybe its time u learned self defense, and/ or boxing. ...
Jul 03 2007 - wearing lingeire Ur probably gonna wind up a Homo.
Jul 02 2007 - Something that goes Lump in the Throat sorry I didnt know u wrote this lol but since it sounds so delicious to u, I can...
Jul 02 2007 - Religious Beliefs Man u guys dont listen, I already told u the truth, and yet u seem to ignore it....
Jul 02 2007 - Something that goes Lump in the Throat u could be coming down with a strep throat . . . Or u could just need to s...
Jul 02 2007 - Religious Beliefs You Humans r so helpless. Let me tell u the truth about Religion on this planet....
Jun 30 2007 - Sexology: The Insane Desire for Sex S E X ! S E X ! S E X ! S E X ! S E X ! It makes the world go round !
Jun 27 2007 - Go Back To 'MySpace' Sh*theads. I say we all unite as one team and conquer this site ! Or reunite "The...
Jun 27 2007 - Lick Me! MoFo or Cab? Glad to hear MJ is good. CYBER ! yay ! I'm sure cabinet will be down for it ...
Jun 25 2007 - What are my options here? I think u should just give up, Who wants to date someone tat there mom has to ap...
Jun 23 2007 - I f**ked her last nite does she look leagal? She looks WAY too young, but that wouldnt stop cabinet so why let it stop u. :)
Jun 23 2007 - Is it normal to beat off to your cat???? wtf ? not normal, get a dog !
Jun 23 2007 - sh*tting on your friend's face when they sleep??? another story about imposter smithee and queermire !
Jun 23 2007 - My friend LOL cabinet, I was gonna say this must be smithee's sleep over night at his cous...
Jun 23 2007 - Hi my name is bob... I bet smithee's dad wrote this post !
Jun 23 2007 - Ghost Hunters Reality show producers should be taken out back and shot to death by a firing sq...
Jun 23 2007 - This sucks It sounds like her mom is a f*cking c*nt bag, who likes to control her kids. Te...
Jun 22 2007 - !....I fell in love, with a guy....! Unfortunately hunnie, life is filled with stories like this. My suggestion ...
Jun 21 2007 - i just got here No prob hunnie, I thought u already knew how I felt about u ! ;)
Jun 21 2007 - Marijuana Weed is a gift to all mankind. Although not everyone understands it yet. C...
Jun 21 2007 - Do not stop. Wats ur f*cking point assh*le, I just read that sh*t u call a post and realised ...
Jun 21 2007 - trapped in my old life WOW gizzie's right ! I cant believe I'm about to say this (gasping for air) I ...
Jun 20 2007 - So, was it normal? F*ck that u should have f*cked her good and hard. But that is a little weir...
Jun 20 2007 - i just got here Its only boring cuz the good people on here r getting banned, and the sh*tbag as...
Jun 20 2007 - What's with the pussy well at the top of the site on the right side there is a safe mode. If its on i...
Jun 20 2007 - who. f**ked..? That would have to be the ENTIRE smithee family.
Jun 19 2007 - Routine Its normal only if ur a girl.
Jun 19 2007 - pee fetish? Shes a dirty Hoe and needs to be cleaned with ur piss.
Jun 19 2007 - i will faint in HIV talk Take me VERY seriously ! This is NOT a joke smoke some weed. And I dont mean...
Jun 18 2007 - God and Religion GOD IS NOT DEAD ! ! ! He speaks to Hammy and Slakjawedyokel all the time. ...
Jun 18 2007 - Wife is Lazy, Dead weight. There is a solution --> bury the b*tch, go to church, light a candle, and s...
Jun 18 2007 - Giving Head Hes probably getting better head from a new girlfriend ! Try harder.
Jun 18 2007 - love or hate? Feelssogood is the 16 yr old GYNO. Ur kool.
Jun 18 2007 - Do you stand or sit. yeah she died from either licking my ass or me f*cking her in hers, Cuz i gave h...
Jun 17 2007 - im falling in love with my teacher part 2 Well the only thing left to do is f*ck ur teacher !
Jun 17 2007 - Just Wondering........ Use a f*cking condom !
Jun 15 2007 - My mom is a w****. Ok heres my serious post for this story. Her mom is a f*cking neighbor hood w...
Jun 15 2007 - Wife is Lazy, Dead weight. Wat ? more than 60 % of marriages now a days end in divorce. And wat ha...
Jun 15 2007 - JNCO jeans fetish, is that normal? Slaves huh ? I currently have 146 midgets caged up in my basement, because ...
Jun 15 2007 - What should i do?? I think u should go and f*ck every friend she has. Then brag about it to her in...
Jun 15 2007 - Spotty LOL cabinet, Its gonna g
Jun 15 2007 - my hot step mom I think u should take her dildo wen no one is home and SHOVE IT UP UR ASS (then ...
Jun 15 2007 - Oral sex on an experienced girl If it wasnt for Cho Cha, I'd starve in the street !
Jun 15 2007 - Wife is Lazy, Dead weight. @ poster : Do wat I did and Find a nice hidden place for her body, that no o...
Jun 15 2007 - My mom is a w****. I'm right behind Dukepost !!! I'll bring the Whipped Cream and the Camera.
Jun 15 2007 - JNCO jeans fetish, is that normal? "REAL MEN" wear JNCO's
Jun 14 2007 - girlfriend-swapping Wenever ur ready for it, u just let me know wen and where, Hun !
Jun 14 2007 - Teen runaway BEAT UR KIDS ! Too many kids now a days get away with all this bullshit and bad...
Jun 14 2007 - Visit from my daughter I agree with Cabinet70, but u also have to find out wat her living situation is ...
Jun 14 2007 - i think i am homicidal Well while I am up in a tree shooting dogs in the head, I listen to Classical or...
Jun 14 2007 - Wet dreams; girl i think u need to find the boy that wrote the previous post and u two should jus...
Jun 14 2007 - pure rage Boxing only gives u more fuel for ur fire and it gets u amped up.
Jun 13 2007 - white girls such freaks? (in the good way) I'll f*ck any colored girls, It Doesnt Matter.
Jun 13 2007 - JNCO jeans fetish, is that normal? OMG I have and still wear my JNCO's. They r f*cking AWSOME.
Jun 12 2007 - Do you stand or sit. I dont even wipe, I just let spamjavelins mom lick my ass clean (then I use a be...
Jun 12 2007 - Jesus died a virgin I think who ever makes fun of other peoples religion should be shot in the head ...
Jun 12 2007 - Why Are There So Many Fake Stories?? I think Cabinet70 should stick his d*ck in gizzies mouth.
Jun 12 2007 - i love my cousin Cabinet70 is a sick man, So do wat he says !
Jun 12 2007 - Has anyone else done this? I started having S E X WAY too young, so if ur 12 and just masterbating ur fine.
Jun 12 2007 - pure rage Let it out !
Jun 12 2007 - sex too rough? ha ha yeah u would know wouldnt u ? ;)
Jun 12 2007 - porn with bf? my (soon to be Ex) wife did the same thing, she would get soo pissed at me for w...
Jun 12 2007 - sex too rough? I say if it doesnt hurt afterwards then it must not have been good.
Jun 12 2007 - I love her walk up to her with a box of magnums and some KY and tell her u wanna f*ck her t...
Jun 12 2007 - normal weight? too many people r worried about wat there weight is, If u look good in a tight p...
Jun 09 2007 - Im a tough ass I bet u this was that fairy princess spermjavelin !
Jun 09 2007 - I want a M.O.A.B. Ur fine, I would want to do the same thing, I'd stick my d*ck in the jet engine,...
Jun 08 2007 - What a fantastic item. Rules Supreme Thats pathetic. It would be awsome if u drew up a logo for it or had something ...
Jun 08 2007 - almost caught If u keep wearing girls clothes I assure u that u will figure out that i was rig...
Jun 08 2007 - Semen-Cola If ur drinking cum (let alone ur own cum) and ur a dude, Thats just f*cking GAY ...
Jun 07 2007 - almost caught U must be one of those guys that uses the phraise "No Homo" alot huh ?
Jun 07 2007 - Depro-vera Def. go to a doctor, and if u get really bad, go to the hospital.
Jun 07 2007 - What do I do now !?!? Wow, he really has no life. Thats just sad.
Jun 07 2007 - What do I do now !?!? Thats a tuff one right there. I think the only way to redeem urself is if u agre...
Jun 07 2007 - You are on NOTICE Oh yeah, no way, Well just remember I f*cked ur mom first, and gave her the shit...
Jun 07 2007 - Work Wierdo One day he's gonna rape and kill u in the office parking lot. Good luck with th...
Jun 07 2007 - fu*king weird dream maybe u and ur sister share a connection and can enter each others dreams, or ha...
Jun 07 2007 - SUPRISE BUTT SEX Its only normal if the person u grab, turns and grabs ur balls and yells "H...
Jun 07 2007 - ex girlfriend... U should have eaten a bunch of exlax and taken a nice big diarrhea in a bucket a...
Jun 07 2007 - I told a girl I know r u sure its not her period tht stresses her out every month.
Jun 07 2007 - Am I A Freak If I Let My Dog Lick My C*ck?? def. not normal.
Jun 06 2007 - Jesus is in my room Why dont u ask him questions like, why is it that he is coming to u ? Or why u ...
Jun 06 2007 - illbreakyerrface hmmm . . . I thought I was the only one to still use the word fugly.
Jun 06 2007 - statuatory rape age Yeah according to feelssogood u can get married at the age of 10 in utah. duh.
Jun 06 2007 - almost caught Ok the only reason for a guy to dress as a girl, is cuz he wants to be a girl. ...
Jun 06 2007 - Quick year 2007 yeah its kinda depressing, wen u think about it.
Jun 06 2007 - You are on NOTICE Dman man u must really be stupid-er than I thought, I already told u IF IT WAS M...
Jun 06 2007 - Depro-vera Depo can lead to many bad side effects, and cause long term injury (including no...
Jun 06 2007 - Smashing Pumpkins Yeah Its normal, but next time might I suggest using something with a little bit...
Jun 06 2007 - Normal? exactly !
Jun 06 2007 - what is true love??? "True Love" Is simply something hollywood uses to sell a shitty ckick ...
Jun 05 2007 - I long for honesty How many f*cking times r u going to post the same god damned sh*t. Who cares ur ...
Jun 05 2007 - Advice please Good for u now start dating Bec, and then go to one of her friends houses and do...
Jun 05 2007 - almost caught thats a little gay.
Jun 05 2007 - The Ranter wat the hell r u talking about ?
Jun 05 2007 - panty sniffer u should start a business and do it, this way atleast u'll get payed for doing i...
Jun 05 2007 - Dreams violence wont solve anything, but it will make u feel good. :)
Jun 05 2007 - Is kissing supposed to be enjoyable...? kissing is nice if u and ur partner know how to kiss, and use ur tongues, and bi...
Jun 05 2007 - Double minded! f*ck that sh*t nokka. Dont say a damn thing, just go out and f*ck like a porn s...
Jun 05 2007 - Pooping urges Thats weird ! U better hope that the first time u get laid, u dont poop while ge...
Jun 05 2007 - Tired of being called racist ChrisUFC keep up the good work with those pics LOL.
Jun 05 2007 - Tired of being called racist Well I'm honored that if u would have fantasies it would be about me (and that g...
Jun 05 2007 - Fantasies about bondage LOL ! Ur a GOOD man, dont ever let anyone tell u different.
Jun 05 2007 - flirting and age and a shock Good looking women in their 30's (and 40's) r such a turn on.
Jun 05 2007 - 23 year old looks 15 Damn ur cute. U do look like a little younger than ur age in ur profile pics but...
Jun 05 2007 - I think im psychic.... Well Thats not as weird as having a dream about being Baal. But if u r psychic, ...
Jun 05 2007 - Can't stand being an identical twin It sounds like u both need a good lay.
Jun 05 2007 - Im being bugged Just allow them to bite u until u die.
Jun 05 2007 - treadmill Well atleast ur using it, my uncle has a treadmill and all he uses it for is to ...
Jun 05 2007 - i just want to spend my life with him.. LOL nice new pic of .smithee
Jun 05 2007 - Difficulty hearing If u already have hearing aides, then might i suggest learning how to lip read.
Jun 05 2007 - Normal? Her mom has the HOTTS for u, I suggest u use that to ur advantage and wait till ...
Jun 05 2007 - sh*tty aim Thats nothing I never take a sh*t at work, except wen I have diarrhea. Then I w...
Jun 05 2007 - 23 year old looks 15 u look like that kid from that stupid corny dragon movie "Eragon". An...
Jun 05 2007 - Mister Roger's Neighborhood Mr. Rogers was the Shizznit yo. Its Pee Wee Hermn u should be afraid of.
Jun 05 2007 - Students of CWDHS RETARD !
Jun 05 2007 - I have the wierdest fantasy totally normal. I say dont wait till college f*ck a teacher right now.
Jun 05 2007 - losing the "spark" Very simple ... let him f*ck u in the ass.
Jun 05 2007 - flirting and age and a shock I'm 26, and let me tell u wen I was 15 I smashed out an older women, "TRUST...
Jun 05 2007 - just checking @ poster I think ur ready for a Dirty Sanchez !
Jun 05 2007 - my "cousin" Get ur f*ck on !!!!
Jun 05 2007 - Hateful people! Mean people suck ! Good people swallow !
Jun 04 2007 - im looking for a girl If ur a 16 yr old OB/GYN, then I'm a 13 yr old rocket scientist that works for t...
Jun 04 2007 - My peter Oh yeah well If I stand on top of the Empire State Building my peniss can hang o...
Jun 04 2007 - just wondering...anyone else with this problem? I think u should just grab a pillow and bite while he pounds u out.
Jun 04 2007 - what to do... Well ur not gonna learn by reading our comments so theres only one way to find o...
Jun 04 2007 - The greatest night of my life Thats totally f*cked up that this sh*twad actually listened to us assh*les on II...
Jun 04 2007 - "You can't count on anybody but yourself." I dont know wat to say, my father and I havent always been buddy buddy, and we ...
Jun 04 2007 - Black Power or White Power? How about MoFo Power !
Jun 04 2007 - using a hotdog as a sexual toy I remember a girl friend (not a gf but a friend that is a girl) of mine, once us...
Jun 04 2007 - Fantasies about bondage I mean if ur gonna be tied to a bed while a girl does watever she wants to u THE...
Jun 04 2007 - WHen is the baby coming Ok I think I figured it out. If ur friend did get pregnant back in may of 2006...
Jun 04 2007 - Confused Old fashioned women r the worst, cuz they act like everything offends them, but ...
Jun 04 2007 - Tired of being called racist My above comment excludes spermjavelin.
Jun 04 2007 - Tired of being called racist WHY, OH WHY CANT WE ALL JUST GET ALONG ?
Jun 03 2007 - SHAVED OR HAIRY :O Must be Shaved ! Cuz I hate it wen girls have rugs, it makes me not want to go ...
Jun 03 2007 - I can Give Myself a blowjob You got everything u need then. So basically u never have to leave the house ag...
Jun 03 2007 - f*** Phone SEX!!!!!!!!1 And ur just figuring this out now ? Ur a little slow on intake, aren't u ?
Jun 03 2007 - is it normal... Yeah u tell him Ambassador Galeni, Shaving isnt good for u. Go get Waxed ins...
Jun 03 2007 - Who would most surprise you Spamjavelin ! But only if he overdosed on his Jacked Up Steriod C*cktail.
Jun 03 2007 - Confused god, 21 and still a virgin, I guess if thats wat u believe then good for u for s...
Jun 03 2007 - Attraction @ poster U love the fatties like .smithee dont u.
Jun 03 2007 - Tired of being called racist Fight the HATE . . . With White Power !!!!
Jun 03 2007 - Fantasies about bondage Perfectly normal, the only thing ur missing is the video camera.
Jun 03 2007 - Should I dump him? Why is it wen a couple gets into a new relationship, they feel the need to make ...
Jun 03 2007 - Weirded Out by Pregnant Sex Thats funny. Sex is sex, tell him to get over it. I mean basically he bust...
Jun 02 2007 - Excuse me, im lost! LOL thats great Cabinet u lucky dog. Hey lizzie, Tell MJ I sed Hi and I hope he...
Jun 02 2007 - WHen is the baby coming Theres no way she got pregnant on May 31st and still has the baby in her, unless...
Jun 02 2007 - Rachael Ray I dont do fat chics ! But as for ur sister, U should be a smart ass and write he...
Jun 02 2007 - Have I done the right thing? Ur making a mistake by not cutting him loose right now.
Jun 02 2007 - 15 Years LOL
Jun 02 2007 - Ravenous Dude if u eat Chinese food, then believe me, u've eaten almost every animal imag...
Jun 02 2007 - girlfriend-swapping Maybe "Doing wat shes told" is actually "Doing wat she wants"...
Jun 02 2007 - My friend and i have the tendencies of a killer Ur an idiot. everybody kills spiders and sh*t like that, and the chipmunk was a...
Jun 02 2007 - tighty whities U dumb ass, u should have thrown ur exotic lion spotted speedos into her yard w...
Jun 01 2007 - girlfriend-swapping But hun, u can't just blame guys for this. Some girls like swapping, Infact, so...
Jun 01 2007 - Does this make me racist? Oh no hun, ur absolutely right, Most Mexicans r walking talking STD's that f*ck ...
Jun 01 2007 - Racist By accident? Ur an assh*le for the jesus comment, but everything else is funny. Assh*le.
Jun 01 2007 - Juviniles an A__holes,plz dont read. No Prob.
May 31 2007 - fantasies about new girlfriend sure.
May 30 2007 - Juviniles an A__holes,plz dont read. * I meant to say "It CAN'T hurt to try and get help".
May 30 2007 - Juviniles an A__holes,plz dont read. I think depression can lead to many things, that can turn into addictions. So ma...
May 30 2007 - Midget Dwarf Well I had two that were, there names r .smithee and spamjavelin, but they ran o...
May 30 2007 - I reject your reality No prob, but remember she died from the sh*tpoo disease I gave her.
May 28 2007 - Fighting .smithee should be hunted down, tortured for several weeks before being decapita...
May 28 2007 - alien rape Is wasnt aliens, It was .smithee and his gang of Homo's.
May 28 2007 - the "spot" Oh god, now not only is there a .smithee but theres a .chrisUFC, Gee I wonder wh...
May 28 2007 - to tell or not to tell? Watever u do, Don't wait until shes pregnant to tell them.
May 28 2007 - i like little boys Please who ever posted this, join .smithee wen he drinks a gallon of hydrochlori...
May 28 2007 - pet sex Go f*ck a goat, so it can kick u in the head and kill u.
May 28 2007 - Can not cum at 13 stick ur d*ck in the oven at 350 degrees.
May 28 2007 - How to get rid of my boyfriend's crazy ex Show her ur nt playing any games, and beat her with in inches of her life. That ...
May 28 2007 - They're losers! WTF ?