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Jul 07 2007 - It all started with tekken I don't care if this is fake or not, what an awesome story!
Jun 28 2007 - OMFG! I f**kING LOVE THIS YOUTUBE SHOW!! Let's be honest here, you are one of the guys that made this shite and for some ...
Jun 23 2007 - Shower masturbation What I would like to know is how do they know you wank in the shower?
Jun 21 2007 - Grand daddy Lol I can just imagine it now - "Come sit on my knee little Johnny. You kn...
Jun 17 2007 - Keep your Queen at home Ok, I'll take that as moron for 'yes'. I'll try to keep it simple, see if you c...
Jun 14 2007 - How do i get wet dreams? Stop whacking off so much?
Jun 14 2007 - BallBusting Is this the same person who keeps posting this story? People aren't going to ev...
Jun 14 2007 - is it illegal to look at porn if you 12 in canada? I guess in Canada itself you don't hear about the hundreds of political or 'porn...
Jun 14 2007 - Keep your Queen at home I'm sorry, I thought that post was pretty retard proof, but apparently not. It'...
Jun 14 2007 - The year of 1903 Nah, there's a crucial difference between Reading and Derby - Reading scored lot...
Jun 13 2007 - The year of 1903 Hell no. It's amazing enough that Bury managed to win one FA Cup, let alone two...
Jun 13 2007 - Need Advise You shouldn't do drink and drugs JimiHendrix, one day it'll kill you (sorry I...
Jun 12 2007 - Keep your Queen at home Uhhh.. did I say it wasn't? Dumbass.
Jun 12 2007 - Jesus died a virgin What I want to know is if Jesus was a virgin did he manage to resist the temptat...
Jun 12 2007 - Keep your Queen at home Most of the British population don't want the Queen either, she costs the public...
Jun 12 2007 - One nation? For Pearl Harbour, see above. And if you want to know how I know all this stuff...
Jun 12 2007 - One nation? Ever heard of sacrificing the few for the greater good? Ok, here are some facts...
Jun 11 2007 - One nation? It's really like that in schools? I thought maybe it was just the movies... ...
Jun 10 2007 - Extended family Actually these places retain your details so that if the kid gets curious when t...
Jun 10 2007 - One nation? Er, who says we need protecting? At the moment all we need protecting from is o...
Jun 10 2007 - Get me some socks damn it! Are you sure? I don't remember anyone saying on the safety demonstration/video ...
Jun 08 2007 - Am I A Freak If I Let My Dog Lick My C*ck?? Only if you lick your dogs cock when it wants to masterbate.
Jun 05 2007 - I need a job If I was you I'd go to Cadbury World and beg them for a job doing anything. Fai...
Jun 05 2007 - Why are some people so afraid of spiders? You wouldn't say that if you lived in my house. It's next to a wood and the pla...
Jun 03 2007 - All you fucking Europeans Well, the poster has a point. Britain probably would've held out (with help fro...
May 31 2007 - my boss got arrested coz of me...... 'de-promoted' lol
May 29 2007 - is it normal Well whatever turns you on I guess. Strange fetish though. Are you a frustrate...
May 28 2007 - What is the big deal about Oprah? Yes, this is all very true about modern day 'celebrity'. If it's any consolatio...
May 26 2007 - Street bums always ask me for money. Maybe you're right. Perhaps a small advance beforehand?
May 26 2007 - Ok what do I do? Is there any real need to write 20 stories about the same shower of shite?
May 26 2007 - America ----love it or leave it I'm not American (thankfully) but surely being that Bush was in charge when 9/11...
May 24 2007 - bible conch You must've been absolutely shit faced if you think that actually happened. Wha...
May 20 2007 - Street bums always ask me for money. Now see you've got this all wrong. You're supposed to give the bum the money AF...
May 19 2007 - Screaming music I thought screamo was just emo music with screaming? Anyway, I think you should...
May 19 2007 - My bro runs you f**ks That wasn't supposed to be aimed at spamjavelin btw. Damn my ugly retardedness....
May 19 2007 - My bro runs you f**ks We may be a nation of ugly retards but at least we're not a nation of FAT ugly r...
May 19 2007 - taking too long for wrist to heal. Sprains can take ages to heal. I did my ankle and it took about 6 weeks. Proba...
May 18 2007 - i made my dog....lick me....help me please! Church? Home schooled? Why am I not surprised?
May 18 2007 - Fishing, course fishing, hook a duck Fucking gypos, take it out on them not the fish.
May 18 2007 - Farts I salute your bravery sir!
May 17 2007 - The Truth Dan Ackroyd is still around? I thought that he'd been frozen in time so that wh...
May 12 2007 - ginger afro Wes Brown is a black guy with a ginger afro - google him and see. You might hav...
May 11 2007 - I like to read the Bible Awwwww thats a shame. Maybe you don't have another crackpot to play with? I th...
May 11 2007 - World Cup Soccer "where real men play real football" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH...
May 11 2007 - I like to read the Bible Hey humble_dude found another crackpot to play with. How nice.
May 11 2007 - ginger afro Are you Wes Brown?
May 06 2007 - school solutions/ opinons Obviously public schools are run craply in your country judging by your awful En...
May 05 2007 - Is it normal to hate the British? It's a shame the English were such cunts to you way back when, as you're obvious...
Apr 29 2007 - i sent my cousin the wrong message and got reward AAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH One word: Punctuation
Apr 29 2007 - eat too long!!! Aha a contender for my world's slowest eater crown. Let the challenge begin!
Apr 26 2007 - Non-sense detecters... I used to work with this fundamentalist Christian guy from Nigeria and had many ...
Apr 25 2007 - Mudkips I don't know what the fuck a mudkip is but it's definitely not normal to 'liek' ...
Apr 20 2007 - Light Switch yawn, OCD. Next!
Apr 19 2007 - Man's Pride! Perpetration-H? Is that a cheapo rip off version hemorroids cream, like you'd f...
Apr 18 2007 - I can recognise faces :) I find that very, very annoying. Whenever I watch some film with a particular f...
Apr 18 2007 - brain wash Holy shit I think ChiefAndy's comment may be the longest ever! In any case I co...
Apr 15 2007 - Charity I was pretty impressed with the first half of the story, less impressed with the...
Apr 15 2007 - Ex husband is pathetic Why not pretend to lure him back, get him a bit drunk then chop off his balls? ...
Apr 15 2007 - Sim City 4000 Whilst I've never played either of the games you mention, I can understand your ...
Apr 14 2007 - my reply Never heard of emo? Lucky you!
Apr 14 2007 - Sick of normal-hood Maybe you're abnormally normal?
Apr 13 2007 - Arachibutyrophobia My God. Someone actually came up with a proper name for that? Who the hell bot...
Apr 07 2007 - Get me some socks damn it! @ sisophous: Actually, I noticed this trend on a recent round the world backpack...
Apr 06 2007 - Sonia is a Babe Sonia is one of the main reasons I stopped watching Eastenders years ago (that a...
Apr 05 2007 - Get me some socks damn it! @ strangelad: Maybe that is the case but it still seems pretty stupid to me. Su...
Apr 05 2007 - half dead Lol @ 'one of those things to draw circles (has a needle on one side)' I thin...
Mar 30 2007 - Parents hate my older boyfriends How did you manage to pick this guy up? Did you hang around a lot of nursing ho...
Nov 24 2006 - i want him to do it with me Are you like, 12? You want to ask your/his FRIEND to ask him if he'll fuck you?...
Nov 23 2006 - Addicted to AoM I find it's a good indicator that you're playing a game too much when you dream ...
Nov 19 2006 - Is it normal to....when your in church retreat? That all really depends on what a **** is. If it's a magical lamp containing a ...
Nov 18 2006 - Best friend in a lesbian porno Well surely you knew this would happen before you watched it. And now you're ro...
Nov 13 2006 - Weird Viagra Story Sounds like Pinocchio to me, but with a cock instead of a nose. Yes, I shall na...
Nov 10 2006 - wankin a lot I don't think this guy actually counted. 3 x 15 x 365 = 16425 So I think...
Nov 07 2006 - pulsating eye This happens every so often to me too. I don't think its anything to worry abou...
Nov 07 2006 - why do i want it all the time You sound like a nympho to me, ask a doctor?
Oct 28 2006 - Too much sympathy for babies Why not quell your murderous rage with some dead/sick baby jokes? Here's a coup...
Oct 19 2006 - I have a G/F who eats her boogs at 23 yrs Is there a typo here? Should it say 2-3 years old?
Oct 18 2006 - a sort of bond ^LOL
Oct 18 2006 - TGIF I think people are more likely to be annoyed by your attrocious typing/spelling.
Oct 05 2006 - my nose :S Have you been eating special stuff from Hilary Briss?
Oct 03 2006 - MOBO I was thinking this very same thought the other day. The title itself I think i...
Sep 28 2006 - Long Story Do you know why she is lying to you? If it's to protect you or someone else, th...
Sep 28 2006 - Lethal Weapon Part 2 You should've read it, it's funny as fuck. What was the question again?
Sep 28 2006 - Mobile My phone is a right old piece of shit, I don't buy into this idea that we should...
Sep 24 2006 - Talking to cats As long as you don't do it at 2 in the afternoon. You're asking for trouble the...
Sep 24 2006 - llama Why don't you expand your zoo and include an imboseal inclosure? Maybe add a ho...
Sep 24 2006 - Talk To Me Altogether now - paaaaaeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeedo
Sep 20 2006 - best friends What is it with boarding schools? They should just rename them homosexual and p...
Sep 20 2006 - mixed race girls Yes, mixed race girls are really hot, they seem to combine the best features of ...
Sep 20 2006 - Is It normal? The first reply is another classic from Methos! Er, cumming over stories off th...
Sep 20 2006 - 30 canarys Lol, the last poster hit the nail on the head there.
Sep 20 2006 - Notorious Sleeping Habbits I'd definitely call Bill Murray, even if the problem goes away it's a good excus...
Sep 14 2006 - My Twin Brother Wow, this is a really interesting one, didn't think it was possible on this site...
Sep 09 2006 - Religion is rubbish, so are other things. I totally agree with you, see some of my other posts if you want any proof.
Sep 05 2006 - Mouse Pads If this story is true, then that's one f*cking cool dilemma to have (apart from ...
Sep 05 2006 - all praise the lord for he hath given us much fear For a religion yes, that's normal seeing as all the rest of them aim to f*ck peo...
Sep 04 2006 - Habits Lol, one of your best yet METHOSjr
Sep 03 2006 - spankings No, you should get someone else to spank you.
Sep 02 2006 - Lucky to be American Yeah, sure, you're lucky to come from a country where the majority of the people...
Aug 30 2006 - Immigrants have to Change their way of life. To the guy above, the reason why you don't get along with these people is becaus...
Aug 30 2006 - Dead Hooker Don't be stupid, of course not. You should use something that packs more of a p...
Aug 30 2006 - nosepicking Are you under the age of say, 7? If so, I might let you off. Otherwise, next t...
Aug 28 2006 - The Big Boss Maybe he did it on purpose to see how far he could go? If I was the CEO of a co...
Aug 28 2006 - my doll Confused here. If you're a chick, what could you possibly get out of a 'female'...
Aug 28 2006 - Drunk and wild Ok, I'm confused here. First you say "i confronted him and he said" t...
Aug 27 2006 - my d**k "way smaller than anyone i know" That's f*cked up
Aug 26 2006 - anything for immortality That's all very well and good if you consider that the whole point of religion i...
Aug 26 2006 - My secret love.. so you're 17 then
Aug 26 2006 - bored... 8??!! F*ck me, that can't be right
Aug 24 2006 - Am i or am i not Assuming you're a guy - well duh
Aug 21 2006 - I Love Christmas! Christ, you're a retailers wet dream. Not only do you buy into all this bullshi...
Aug 20 2006 - Phantom dumper What a fantastic idea! The number of neighbours I could've done that to when I ...
Aug 20 2006 - Bathroom timing Lol, I'll have to try that one myself next time I go to a random party.