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Crookshanks's Profile (10749)
About Crookshanks
Name: Crook's
Location: England baby!
Age: 19
Sex: Female
Occupation: Student
Quote: 'Wow I love your lipstick, what shade is that?' 'Wicked red, I love your hair colour, what number is that?'
Crookshanks's Latest Stories
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Crookshanks's Comments
Feb 15 2008 -
So Who Would You Rather Fuck?
1. Jessica Simpson 2. Kim Kardashian 3. Mary-Kate Olson 4. Hilary Duff 5. Li...
Feb 15 2008 -
i want to put my nose
Erm....thanks =S
Feb 14 2008 -
Pooping boyfriend
Ah Hello, ok, fetish's are always thought of as niche, but there are loads of pe...
Feb 14 2008 -
Pooping boyfriend
HAHAHAHAHA, I don't care if it's immature that title is funny. I wouldn't say g...
Feb 14 2008 -
should i be worried
Ohhh your profile can't be viewed, you know your html's. If she comes back mayb...
Feb 13 2008 -
am i going insane?
That's normal dude, just don't do it, vent your anger some other way, into sport...
Feb 13 2008 -
should i be worried
Just saw your 14, that makes thing weirder, is he older and owns his own place o...
Feb 13 2008 -
should i be worried
Jeeze hun you really should have stressed to him how highly inappropriate it is ...
Feb 13 2008 -
Is that safe?
She's washing it I suppose.
Feb 13 2008 -
Turned on by masturbation
The post doesn't say excessive masturbating but don't listen to girls your age, ...
Feb 12 2008 -
Cant do tricks like harry potter
If you ever find yourself in that situation give me a call =)
Feb 12 2008 -
Sad Happenings
Are you calling me a Nazi? =S or GeorgeWBUSH2?
Feb 11 2008 -
Sad Happenings
Hmmm yeaaaaaaah, is your whole role playing personas a way of giving yourself ki...
Feb 11 2008 -
Turned on by masturbation
I'll correct you cause masturbation is for all who have genital parts and a sex ...
Feb 11 2008 -
Sad Happenings
You bore me, let AdolphHitler leave a comment.
Feb 11 2008 -
Sad Happenings
Sounds like you tbh
Feb 11 2008 -
Is it weird if I wake up to find...
be worried that a 9 year old thinks to do that and maybe lock your door so she d...
Feb 11 2008 -
Sad Happenings
Piss off Fucktard
Feb 11 2008 -
Cant do tricks like harry potter
I can't do spells, I'm just a cat, but I am still magical, ask the would be rat!
Feb 11 2008 -
Turned on by masturbation
Yeah it's normal, I don't find it a turn on, had a guy once that did it a few ti...
Feb 11 2008 -
Help my secret is out and the whole year knows
Act like it's not a big deal, just say to others 'when your more developed and h...
Feb 11 2008 -
What is a fish... seriously
Maybe she wasn't linking the two together and she was just calling herself a fis...
Feb 10 2008 -
What would you rather have?
From a girls point of view, I prefer Circumcised just cause it looks neater
Feb 09 2008 -
girl problems
aw thank you
Feb 09 2008 -
girl problems
lol your dominate
Feb 07 2008 -
girl problems
That would take forever to get it back to my natural colour, it's changed due to...
Feb 06 2008 -
girl problems
I believe it's brown lol
Feb 06 2008 -
girl problems
Turn to the bible, or be a whore too, or move on to a non slut :)
Feb 06 2008 -
All ugly people should be fat
Haha, JanIAm never fails to amuse me *NICE ONE* @ Poster Your probably disillus...
Feb 06 2008 -
Sexual, crazy urge...
How old are you? Go wank and calm your hoop, it's never gonna happen unless this...
Feb 06 2008 -
Do you like Harry Potter?
They are splitting the last movie in half so I REALLY hope that means they are g...
Feb 05 2008 -
Do you like Harry Potter?
lol I shall make a separate post one day just on HP just so we can have proper d...
Feb 04 2008 -
i f**king hate emos
Dam it, 'Girly hair' :P
Feb 04 2008 -
i f**king hate emos
WAIT, girl emo's of course have 'girl hair' :P
Feb 04 2008 -
Is he to old for me?
Sorry we went off topic there. Like I said before, your both going to be experie...
Feb 04 2008 -
Is Tom Felton Virgin?
Haha no he's not dating Emma Watson, I'm telling you now that he's not a virgin,...
Feb 04 2008 -
Do you like Harry Potter?
Alan Rickman's voice is definitely sexy. I thought they got Hagrid casted really...
Feb 04 2008 -
Is Tom Felton Virgin?
He has a girlfriend, well when I met him he did, he gave me a hug and then said ...
Feb 04 2008 -
Do you like Harry Potter?
Aw he would be amazing directing HP, I've thought that too. Or if Chris Columbus...
Feb 04 2008 -
Is he to old for me?
Aw I agree it's a good fantasy, if it's actually true or not, hmmm, if they look...
Feb 03 2008 -
Is he to old for me?
47 year old, thats hawt lol. I'm 19 and oldest I have been with is 30 but even t...
Feb 03 2008 -
trying anal
She is very pretty but that doesn't change the fact that she's your cousin, peop...
Feb 02 2008 -
English Accent
Did you not know?
Feb 02 2008 -
trying anal
Do biology and you will find out what anal tracks are hun! You should wait until...
Feb 02 2008 -
Is he to old for me?
It's not unheard of but 4 years difference at your age has it's down points caus...
Feb 02 2008 -
plz help me. i got boob prolems
I don't think I want to know the reason as to why you want this because it's obv...
Feb 02 2008 -
twins
Rape and Incest is wrong like, tell them that.
Feb 02 2008 -
Scholarships and rich parents?
You should do things in life that you are interested in and passionate about, it...
Feb 02 2008 -
Paris Hilton's lower lip.
HAHA
Feb 02 2008 -
Question for the Ladies
hmmm both would have cracking bods but would have to be Martial artist hands dow...
Feb 02 2008 -
i love my sister
Get a girlfriend thats not your sister, incest is wrong and your probably just c...
Feb 02 2008 -
trying anal
DUDE, your cousin, really? Freak much! She has a right to say no, you can tear t...
Feb 02 2008 -
English Accent
I frikking LOVE Snatch, 'Pull your socks up' man my teachers at school use to ge...
Jan 31 2008 -
sex with anyone
Sounds normal like.
Jan 31 2008 -
3 questions for girls/women
No. No. No - Well for me anyway
Jan 31 2008 -
English Accent
lol depends where from England hun, cannot see an american getting turned on by ...
Jan 31 2008 -
People should know when to shut there hoop
aww thx hun :) *SMILES*
Jan 31 2008 -
Do you like Harry Potter?
Really? Ah I love her, it's Tim Burton's wife :) thought she was fab. But everyo...
Jan 31 2008 -
Do you like Harry Potter?
You could be rich now, altho kinda glad you didn't as J.K got England a lot of p...
Jan 31 2008 -
Sometimes when I have to pee...
lol thanks, bless ya.
Jan 30 2008 -
getting caught on purpose
Is this the same person who a while ago wrote posts on getting caught in changin...
Jan 30 2008 -
Sometimes when I have to pee...
Ah ok, thats nice.
Jan 30 2008 -
what do u think?
sty?
Jan 29 2008 -
what do u think?
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder
Jan 29 2008 -
What do you want on your tombstone?
I don't want a tombstone lol but I liked Catherine Tate's character Lauren's tom...
Jan 29 2008 -
Romance at work
Something most people avoid for various reasons that drama tv usually shows (The...
Jan 29 2008 -
My friends sister.
What's TORD? *Sorry if this a stupid thing not to know*
Jan 29 2008 -
my boyfriend still sends txt messages to his ex!
The fact he has to say he won't cheat on you makes me think he's questioning it....
Jan 29 2008 -
Should I make contact?
As long as you don't have the hots for him or anything then it's fine to want to...
Jan 29 2008 -
Do you like Harry Potter?
I love HP *OBVIOUSLY* woop woop
Jan 29 2008 -
I hate ugly people
Looks is down to preference right? People have different attractions so you coul...
Jan 29 2008 -
My Family
Why is that? Have you done something to make them miss-trust you so badly? If so...
Jan 29 2008 -
Keira Knightley, go and hang yourself
havn't seen her without make-up but I like her face structure, reminds me of Mic...
Jan 29 2008 -
My best friends r making me crazy jealous
ah kk, in that case maybe your annoyed you cannot hang out in a 3 in the same wa...
Jan 28 2008 -
The jennica thing has gone too far
HAHAHAHHAHA I'm sorry but I cannot take that seriously AT ALL, made me laugh hys...
Jan 28 2008 -
am i a bi?
Only you can know what your sexuality is, explore it if your that confused.
Jan 28 2008 -
My best friends r making me crazy jealous
Strange how you feel the need to point out that your all straight, maybe there i...
Jan 28 2008 -
i dont know
Too many people do that and others can get aught up in the 'bitchyness' it's goo...
Jan 28 2008 -
Keira Knightley, go and hang yourself
lol big deal, you don't know her so you cannot hate her, you can however not lik...
Jan 28 2008 -
My Family
Ask for a mobile for your birthday or christmas.
Jan 26 2008 -
Heath Ledger
Well said :)
Jan 26 2008 -
So theres this boy...
Play the game girl, don't contact him and he'll eventually think you lost intere...
Jan 26 2008 -
How was that crap shallow!!
I agree with comment above, your looking for different things, your not shallow.
Jan 26 2008 -
Will i ever find her again. Part.2
That's adorable, hope you find your girl.
Jan 25 2008 -
Heath Ledger
Only because you were being mean, if they were two very attractive guys they pro...
Jan 25 2008 -
Heath Ledger
Jeeze, it's shown cause its normal, duh! Your arguing with mother nature, you d...
Jan 24 2008 -
Heath Ledger
You have a point
Jan 24 2008 -
Heath Ledger
May god piss in your face
Jan 24 2008 -
Heath Ledger
aw don't be a tosser, that's well disrespectful, there is no broke back mountain...
Jan 24 2008 -
Hmmm...What do you think?
I would say it's normal. Not in a shallow way but she might not be what you exp...
Jan 24 2008 -
lesbians are disgusting
Yeah thanks, apparently all Lesbians are all like that hey?! You prejudice retar...
Jan 23 2008 -
Moving out
I told them I am not moving in with them and funnily enough just as I agree to m...
Jan 17 2008 -
the best way to wank off ,seriously!!!
lol it was a Jimmy Carr joke
Jan 16 2008 -
Moving out
You might not be able to get your deposit back, you better make sure, end of the...
Jan 16 2008 -
the best way to wank off ,seriously!!!
Actually the best way is when you in the bath, make yourself hard and fill water...
Jan 16 2008 -
Great Joke
lol can't find original of that pic, my friend was bored so turned me blue, only...
Jan 15 2008 -
Great Joke
Disappointed =( If your gonna take the piss outta other IIN members atleatse mak...
Jan 15 2008 -
I have no idea of what is going on.
WOW that is cool, wish I could do that, my dreams are of anorexic Lions chasing ...
Jan 15 2008 -
2yrs now whats he doing?advice needed x
It's his issues hun not you, maybe he is scared or doesn't trust himself or (hat...
Jan 11 2008 -
i dont get the american sence of humur
Nathan Barley cracks me up, everyone wants to be a trashbat =P Peace Noel Fieldi...
Jan 11 2008 -
Might not be here
HAHA I said that the other day, only problem is Wigs are hot and itchy lol
Jan 11 2008 -
Am I Gay?
Maybe your just curious, if your a school kid ignore the next bit until you have...
Jan 11 2008 -
cigarretes
HAHAHA 'when should someone start' that cracked me up. Don't worry those who sta...
Jan 11 2008 -
masterbating
Wow you must be warn out, and shriveled up, take a break.
Jan 11 2008 -
stupid friends
Jeeze, harsh much! Get off your high horse yeah, you and others may think there ...
Jan 11 2008 -
Might not be here
lol done black before too, put pic up, I was like 16 years old at the time mind,...
Jan 10 2008 -
Lets Talk Stereotypes
Bless ya =D
Jan 10 2008 -
Might not be here
Apart of the top, has metal chains attaching the sleeves to the top, thats an ol...
Jan 09 2008 -
Might not be here
I have no idea what my natural colour would be now, when I get bored I always ch...
Jan 08 2008 -
i always think about him!
He doesn't fancy you, move your feelings onto someone of your own age.
Jan 08 2008 -
would you spank me
Wow you got some weird kicks kid, you have picked the right site to ask, full of...
Jan 08 2008 -
I hate everyone
Old Lady's are where it's at =D
Jan 07 2008 -
Might not be here
New one is up, saying goodbye to blonde hair again, kept it blonde for 6 months ...
Jan 07 2008 -
Lets Talk Stereotypes
Aw I have no pets, letting the smelly white people down *SLAPS WRIST*
Jan 07 2008 -
Might not be here
I got others, shall come too you for aproval though lol
Jan 07 2008 -
The Grand Finale
He's 16 so what's the big deal, sounds like ordinary shit to me, I learnt nothin...
Jan 06 2008 -
Might not be here
Awww where is the new list, cannot find it?
Jan 06 2008 -
Might not be here
You speak alot of 'PLANS' but it's been more than a few days, what are they alre...
Jan 06 2008 -
I need advice
Like her dad knows what's best for her, she should be making the desition, unles...
Jan 06 2008 -
i dont get the american sence of humur
I like American Comedy, it's obvious humour, like English comedian Lee Evans (wh...
Jan 06 2008 -
midlife crisis
HAHA you are taking the piss arn't you?! Sounds like a joke anyway.
Jan 06 2008 -
Lets Talk Stereotypes
White people smell like wet dogs... never heard that one before, shall extra spr...
Jan 06 2008 -
Family
That was funny, funny flagged you.
Jan 06 2008 -
Downer
Your situation aint bad, just mix it up a bit, go out somewhere differant, furth...
Jan 06 2008 -
state of mind?
Happiness is a rare occurance and therefore you appreciate it when it comes, you...
Jan 06 2008 -
When did you realize you would never be rich
Really? REALLY? (true English person will know HOW I just said that) But I know ...
Jan 05 2008 -
happiness
Try helping others, it can make you fill more fullfilled. Change might be what c...
Jan 05 2008 -
My Boyfriend
It's sooooo sad that you think it's something your doing wrong, what he's doing ...
Dec 23 2007 -
Never been in a relationship.
You ever asked a girl out? Searching is one thing but actually asing is another....
Dec 22 2007 -
any hot lesbian//bi girls out there?
lol put the other one back up
Dec 22 2007 -
where to find sex toys..
Eh DURE cause you don't know how to use what you got properly and you shouldn't ...
Dec 22 2007 -
any hot lesbian//bi girls out there?
Well that entirely depends on if you find me hot!
Dec 22 2007 -
are you going to.....
Thought about it but nar thanks I am a vegetarian and not into canabolism. He is...
Dec 22 2007 -
What should I do?
Eeee you cannot ask if he likes you like a girlfriend if all you do is hang out,...
Dec 22 2007 -
I want to turn emo..... but im not sure?
Ah hahaha that is funny as, you must 12 years old kid. Chav is an english term f...
Dec 19 2007 -
MY BF FORCES ME TO SHIT MYSELF!!
I agree that you could shit on him or easier say 'Oi you I think not or your not...
Dec 19 2007 -
i dont know what to do
No you shouldn't, somepeople just know ok, That would mean any straight person s...
Dec 17 2007 -
He is pissing Me off...
I meant move back with your parents and decide what you want outta life, if you ...
Dec 17 2007 -
He is pissing Me off...
Ohhh hunny, it's gone sour, get out, your still young so you got ages to settle ...
Dec 16 2007 -
Why does nothing ever turn out the way I want?
You want that and I want to look like Kristen Bell, I feel life youd let us have...
Dec 16 2007 -
George Bush
Couldn't be arsed to read that like, it's sad George Bush represents America, he...
Dec 16 2007 -
My penis looks like
My penis looks like Sue Storm :P
Dec 16 2007 -
am i too strong
If you like how you look thats the only thing that matters, I am rather jealous ...
Dec 16 2007 -
I need help
Ask your biology teacher to explain, you might not be getting taller but your bo...
Dec 16 2007 -
Is he Gay
Well he's been with you for 6 months, that would suggest he might be bisexual or...
Dec 16 2007 -
Break up
Following on from moarcowbell. Maybe your falling in love with the idea and sec...
Dec 16 2007 -
Taboo but funny?
Maybe it's cause deep down you and your friends are paedophilic, racist perves?
Dec 15 2007 -
Wanna hear a joke?
Two guys and a girl were sitting at a bar talking about their lives. The one guy...
Dec 15 2007 -
I need help
Sorry hun but you havn't actually stopped growing yet.
Dec 15 2007 -
Random wet
It's normal and a good thing to be honest, means you won't hurt, dryness is a bi...
Dec 15 2007 -
I need help
Agree's with JanIAm, your 15 so use your dam hand, by the way there is a reason ...
Dec 15 2007 -
Experimenting With Pussy
aw thanks
Dec 15 2007 -
Experimenting With Pussy
Unless a girl is bi or lesbian it isn't girls you need advice from persay, just ...
Dec 15 2007 -
I dont know what to do
Erm she must be a totall bitch to give you an ultimatum like that, she cannot le...
Dec 15 2007 -
I'm Straight...But I own a Dildo.
Ofcourse, wouldn't sell them if it wasn't.
Dec 13 2007 -
Friend's situation
Nice to hear you are so concerned ABOUT HER, instead of being selfish and worryi...
Dec 13 2007 -
I can't get this girl out of my head!
Awww Crush's are cuute, talk to her again and find out.
Dec 13 2007 -
Question for the lovely ladies
It's all about width hun, well and how well you use your tongue and fingers. You...
Dec 13 2007 -
ex-best friends
Instead of ignoring him you should talked to him, tell him to stop using people ...
Dec 11 2007 -
IS THIS SO SICK??? GUYS??? HELP?
Ah haha, loves your adult novel talk! But your last bit is an assumption, I am a...
Dec 11 2007 -
sex with a celebrity
Right, go see a councellor!
Dec 09 2007 -
Am I a zoo?
But are you a bus?
Dec 07 2007 -
Everyone On This Site Is A Fag
Aw half a fag sweetie, get it right
Dec 07 2007 -
Food seasoning
Sexual!
Dec 07 2007 -
should i do him?
Well tbh you are just being a Bitch and you should really think about how your a...
Dec 07 2007 -
Support Homosexuality! PART 2!
Ohhh loving the hairy hippies sucking lollipops and having spandex orgy, has to ...
Dec 07 2007 -
Support Homosexuality! PART 2!
I support her view to be proud to be gay, why is everyone hateing on her, did I ...
Dec 06 2007 -
Support Homosexuality! PART 2!
Shhh don't say ALL LOVE, Necrophilia and Beastiality would be included then *SIC...
Dec 06 2007 -
Bored
Wow yours is best advice on post, has to be said, my suggestion wasn't about mak...
Dec 06 2007 -
People should know when to shut there hoop
HAHA I'll get the fake tan on, thanks for the compliment :)
Dec 06 2007 -
People should know when to shut there hoop
My post, picture of me on my profile
Dec 06 2007 -
Bored
I go out everynight getting utterly wankerd, makes life feel like it speeds up a...
Dec 06 2007 -
I WANT FRED FLINSTONE TO TEA BAG ME
Aww thats nice
Dec 04 2007 -
Support Homosexuality!
Geh you know what, good on those actually thinking about the topic siriously and...
Dec 04 2007 -
Support Homosexuality!
Aww no probs hun, anyone who can read can see that your not trying to push homos...
Dec 03 2007 -
Support Homosexuality!
You had really good points that apply to like EVERYTHING, nicely put. So towar...
Dec 03 2007 -
Support Homosexuality!
I was out a month back giving out leaflets promoting a gay club when one guy thr...
Dec 03 2007 -
guys think i am a slot ....but actually ..i am not
HAHAHAHA loved 'if you don't want guys to window shop then close the blinds' and...
Nov 29 2007 -
Sex and the City
Aw cheers hun, thought it meant that but then again lol turned out to mean diffe...
Nov 29 2007 -
My mommy sucked me off is that normal
Why don't you go SUCK a fuck! PS Retard poster, not even funny, not even!
Nov 29 2007 -
Sex and the City
Heya, erm... what does wtg mean? I'm pretty slow on the short meanings! (ftw and...
Nov 28 2007 -
Sex and the City
Erm, so if a woman has slept with 20 men she is a whore?! How many Women does a...
Nov 28 2007 -
Sex and the City
Jeeze poster, catch up - www.perezhilton.com for all your celeb world gossip nee...
Nov 26 2007 -
How do I fix ME?!?!?!
To be a totall downer, love sucks, getting your heart broken is the worst. Now m...
Nov 25 2007 -
Sexiest Picture Ever
I thought that was Xtina, is it not?
Nov 14 2007 -
How do you be more social?
Your friends your moving in with, are they really good friends of yours that you...
Nov 14 2007 -
Are you proud of your generation?
Nope, I always thought I was born in the wrong time period.
Nov 14 2007 -
womans clothes
That's not gay hun thats transvestite, you can be both if you fancy the same gen...
Nov 14 2007 -
Ugly people.
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and I think it's cruel to be mean to people...
Nov 14 2007 -
am i a lezbain?
I liked the duck metaphor, never heard it before, made me giggle a little too bu...
Nov 13 2007 -
I hit an ugly girl
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder!
Nov 13 2007 -
I hit an ugly girl
Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight, well tbh, doesn't matter if you find her attractive or not...
Nov 10 2007 -
Boyfriend wants to screw me as game girl!
HE could have picked Lara Croft or someone with real sex appeal to fantasise abo...
Nov 09 2007 -
Am I bicurious? Or just horny?
Ok so one your bisexual, possibly love your friend, two at the age of 10 (and yo...
Nov 08 2007 -
God hates Gays!!!
God may hate me but Jesus LOVES me! :P
Nov 08 2007 -
have you ever missed a good ....
Think of it like this, atleaste you had the chance to miss rather than straight ...
Nov 06 2007 -
The boy i work for........
Ew, you gotta be a liar, your writting english! Either way he's far too young so...
Nov 06 2007 -
Sex at clubs
She probably gets more girls than you do mate, HA!
Nov 06 2007 -
Just wondering
If that was true, I feel sorry for you, thats some hardy extra weight to carry a...
Nov 06 2007 -
losing him
Wow, it's the Hollyoaks drama in reality! Can't help ya, Craig ended up in Irela...