2 years, 7 months ago -
Calling each other "babe"I am a doctor.
Are you a Clansman? If so are you the 147th of your clan?
2 years, 7 months ago -
Red LobsterTastes really good.
If you don't like the way they are cooked then don't eat them.
Alternatively try watching the slaughter of a chicken...quite amusing.
2 years, 7 months ago -
Did You Know?Did you know?
You're in need of a kick in the balls?
2 years, 7 months ago -
sisters underwearHave you also tried you mums knickers?
Idiot.
2 years, 7 months ago -
Jackig OffTry wanking whilst wearing a pair of thick rubber gloves.
2 years, 7 months ago -
my dog's pussyWhen you say "dog" are you referring to your girlfriend?
Stick to the masterbation you clown.
2 years, 7 months ago -
my sister's pussyRemove your testicles and these irritating and illegal thoughts will miraculously vanish.
Some vigorous masterbation will also help...you sick tw@
2 years, 7 months ago -
is this bad??Perfectly normal.
Next time you have a dirty thought however I would suggest putting it into action...so when you think that your boyfriend looks like he wants you to bugger him with a strap-on..go for it.
He'll love you and respect you even more....either that or he'll punch you.
2 years, 7 months ago -
World of WarcrftW.O.W
If you wrote the letter "W" on both of your arse cheeks you'd be able to spell W.O.W
Just about sums it up nicely.
I have to go and shag some birds now.
3 years, 3 months ago -
Is it weird that....Yes you're normal.
You should start masterbating soon though.
3 years, 3 months ago -
Squatting on candlesExcellent.
How does she put the flame out -by farting?
3 years, 3 months ago -
Wearing my GF's cloths!You're spelling, grammar and general use of the English language is appauling.
Other than that you're normal and wearing a girls underwear is fine until they find out.