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Jan 13 2008 - Aroused by All kinds of Bad Smell You're a genius...keep it up.

Jan 13 2008 - Calling each other "babe" I am a doctor. Are you a Clansman? If so are you the 147th of your clan?

Jan 13 2008 - Red Lobster Tastes really good. If you don't like the way they are cooked then don't eat th...

Jan 13 2008 - sisters underwear Have you also tried you mums knickers? Idiot.

Jan 13 2008 - Lashings and lashings of the old ultra-violence gay

Jan 11 2008 - Jackig Off Try wanking whilst wearing a pair of thick rubber gloves.

Jan 11 2008 - my dog's pussy When you say "dog" are you referring to your girlfriend? Stick to the...

Jan 11 2008 - my sister's pussy Remove your testicles and these irritating and illegal thoughts will miraculousl...

Jan 11 2008 - is this bad?? Perfectly normal. Next time you have a dirty thought however I would suggest pu...

Jan 11 2008 - World of Warcrft W.O.W If you wrote the letter "W" on both of your arse cheeks you'd b...

Jun 11 2007 - World of Warcrft yeah..right..

Jun 11 2007 - Coughing What?? you Tw@

May 19 2007 - male nipple erections Do you have man boobs?

May 19 2007 - painful sex try anal

May 07 2007 - Is it weird that.... Yes you're normal. You should start masterbating soon though.

May 07 2007 - Squatting on candles Excellent. How does she put the flame out -by farting?

May 07 2007 - Wearing my GF's cloths! You're spelling, grammar and general use of the English language is appauling. ...

May 07 2007 - why??? You're not normal

Apr 17 2007 - Calling each other "babe" Once you finger her front bottom she may stop calling you babe... I am unlikely...

Apr 16 2007 - When is it good to start having sex? I find the best time to start having sex is after you've had a dump but before

Apr 16 2007 - Coughing No..just homophobic.

Apr 16 2007 - Armchair athletes You really are a clown...very amusing though. You fat twat.

Apr 10 2007 - anything for immortality Yes it's normal. Try masterbating now.

Apr 10 2007 - Twin telepathy Try masterbating instead. If he calls you up telling you that for some unknown ...

Apr 10 2007 - my brother smoking round me now i smoke try masterbating instead

Apr 10 2007 - World of Warcrft I think I'd rather hack off my left testicle with a rusty bread knife than start...

Apr 10 2007 - Calling each other "babe" My point exactly hun

Mar 25 2007 - World of Warcrft 2 months later....they are still playing! Yes...I am concerned but as they do...

Mar 25 2007 - Coughing For those about to ROCK!!! Yes the very same DrSham...and as for coughing..th...

Mar 22 2007 - eating them after practice Go and have a wank.

Mar 22 2007 - multiple loves You are a gay. Although this is far from normal, a lenghty course of antibiotic...

Mar 20 2007 - Green...ish...cum? Are you a lizard?

Mar 20 2007 - Nice Guy Women are mad and like men to be utter wankers. So treat them mean and keep the...

Mar 20 2007 - I dont want to go to the toilet Good luck with your magical wee. Did you also know that your poo is magical too...

Mar 20 2007 - underwear Not normal

Mar 20 2007 - me and my mom Inbred clown

Mar 20 2007 - My Foreskin No. Your "old man" is in trouble and you'll need to either stretch you...

Mar 20 2007 - How ? Here's a tip for you. Go to school. Learn how to write properly and come back w...

Mar 20 2007 - Plumper Loving Men who want to shag fat girls generally do it because it is really funny but no...

Mar 20 2007 - need more friends I like your "awesome dog and boyfried" Obviously a Korean dish of som...

Mar 20 2007 - Repulsed by Male Genitals NOT NORMAL You need to chug on some c0ck for a prolonged period to get yourse...

Mar 20 2007 - i am smard!!!! The only way you can convince people you're not stupid is to stop having sex wit...

Mar 20 2007 - Is it normal to bleed when REALLY horny? NOT NORMAL idiots

Mar 20 2007 - Masturbation yes it's normal but the use of a dildo or better still a penis will ease your tr...

Mar 15 2007 - Peeking at dad Thinking your dad is a hunk is ok. Wanting to shag him is not ok. You're a mon...

Mar 15 2007 - wet dreams; girl Wear a nappy (diaper if you're a yank) Problem solved. Now wank yourself to sl...

Mar 15 2007 - Bigger No..you're not normal. You're not 14. You don't have a 10 inch wanger. No, it...

Mar 15 2007 - the matchmaker This often happens to the fat or ugly girl in school. It's completely normal. ...

Mar 15 2007 - bad habit :( sik poo? English is not your first language is it. I suggest you learn to ...

Mar 15 2007 - I HATE Valentines Day Yeah Valentines is facking sheeiite. Try masterbating instead

Mar 15 2007 - This is a bit weird. It's normal as long as he doesn't slip his tongue in. Try masterbating instea...

Mar 15 2007 - badgers... I find that hairy bushed vaginas look very similar to badgers so you're utterly ...

Mar 15 2007 - Sink or swim If your dumps are of different colour as well as density then you should take a ...

Mar 15 2007 - during a lecture... I wanked in a lecture. It is easy if you rub the head of your penis in a circula...

Mar 15 2007 - Subconscious supression Dude...it's normal and the fact you're holding your anus gas in means that you'r...

Mar 15 2007 - whats the point Yes..that's what life is all about..crapping, eating, sleeping and shagging. ...

Mar 15 2007 - brain wash You're an idiot. Go back to school and learn some grammar, punctuation and basi...

Mar 15 2007 - sex with online guy Don't tell your boyfriend ANYTHING! Shag your myspace bloke again. You're no...

Mar 13 2007 - Me, the human aquarium. Your boyfriend is a genius. You're going to have a very interesting time expl...

Mar 13 2007 - Help Please 69 is one before 70. Now try masterbating.

Mar 13 2007 - Is It Wrong To Do What I Feel Don't move in with him. It's a mistake. Unlike materbation.

Mar 09 2007 - All I fantasise about is women who swallow You're normal. If you're not a gay and you finally experience a woman swallowin...

Mar 09 2007 - Please Anwser This Question If she's fat she's more likely to give you her front bottom for abuse. Ultimate...

Mar 09 2007 - Boo hoo You're normal. Instead of tears you should try spit though.

Mar 09 2007 - infatuation and flatulation Mate, if this girl can comfortably sit next to you in a movie theatre full of pe...

Mar 09 2007 - World of Warcrft Best answer yet. I shall start robbing their crap immediately. They won't noti...

Mar 09 2007 - Peeing Part 2 You dirty cow.

Mar 09 2007 - what happened to my bff You're a clown. Try masterbating instead.

Mar 09 2007 - I'm so confused Tell him that although he says he is bi-sexual, you are tri-sexual.....you'll tr...

Mar 09 2007 - What should I do? You are a Goth. It's a phase you're going through and before you know it you'll...

Mar 07 2007 - me and my boy friend having sex! If you're under the age of 18 you should avoid humping. If you're over then giv...

Mar 07 2007 - is it normal to jerk off to anime 2-3 times a day? Try looking at some real boobs & front bottom action. Keep up the good mast...

Mar 07 2007 - ppl think i'm wierd Yes. You are weird. Try masterbating to your "8000 song"

Mar 07 2007 - Amazing girl You clown. If you don't bang her soon she will think you're a lightweight fart ...

Mar 07 2007 - girl at church Going to church..now that is NOT normal.

Mar 07 2007 - Hurting Dude..it's over. She is seeing someone else and wants nothing more to do with y...

Mar 07 2007 - sleepy movie Perfectly normal. Especially if you're watching that new awful Jim Carey film t...

Mar 07 2007 - how many friends outside of work are normal? Try playing World of Warcraft. Apparently you can make friends with 7 million p...

Mar 07 2007 - Switching Schools? Not normal. Try masterbation

Mar 04 2007 - cousin sex Lord help us all..... Go back to your masterbation fantasies. Please...don...

Mar 04 2007 - Always Horny Spank your monkey until you're drained.

Mar 04 2007 - kisses on foreheads Not normal. You're obviously not getting enough shagging. Buy a teddybear.

Mar 04 2007 - SLEEP SEX You ask what is wrong? Simple really your problem is your inability to write or...

Mar 04 2007 - Never been in a relationship You need more sexual satisfaction. Once you've been humped into heavenly pleasu...

Mar 04 2007 - skool Your poor sentance construction, grammar and syntax basically answer your own qu...

Mar 04 2007 - sensitive tesitcles Are you scrubbing them with a broom and jetwash?

Mar 03 2007 - please help Try asking her the following; "Will you go out with me?" If that...

Mar 03 2007 - normal to imagine others naked? Yes it's normal. It's also normal to walk around exposing yourself..........if ...

Mar 03 2007 - Miniscule Member You can satisfy a women with your hands, fingers & tounge but a 3mm penis is...

Mar 03 2007 - Sex in Runny Nylons Make him wear the nylons and you'll be even more normal you sexed up freak.

Mar 03 2007 - Am i insane? you sound very committed...or at least you should be committed to the nearest me...

Mar 03 2007 - How do I make friends in college? Join the cheerleading squad.

Mar 03 2007 - is this normal???????????? Clown. Stop looking at your sister and get a life.

Mar 03 2007 - Vegetated comatose and GOD Oh dear....

Mar 03 2007 - too many, too fast They just want to shag you.

Mar 03 2007 - feet Do you have a hairy back as well?

Mar 03 2007 - I DONT KNOW YOU ARE NORMAL...ASIDE FROM THE STRANGE TYPING IN CAPITALS, POOR PUNCTUATION AND...

Mar 03 2007 - They call it you have aids

Mar 03 2007 - Wheat Normal. Several people also surf this site whilst masterbating so you're doing ...

Mar 03 2007 - Crazy for crying? I tend to cry at certain songs as well. Mainly because they are so unbearable t...

Mar 03 2007 - Two great men Shag them both...then chose the one that makes you laugh and orgasm the most. A...

Mar 02 2007 - is this erectile dysfunction? will it go away? Is your girfriend fat?

Mar 02 2007 - purple Yes you're normal. Your grammar and syntax is far from normal although I admire...

Mar 02 2007 - In Love With... Have you tried masterbation?

Mar 02 2007 - I love Lizzie gays

Mar 02 2007 - Hairy Feet Be grateful you don't have a hairy back

Mar 02 2007 - does she get pegnant? Please do not try to reproduce. The genetic repocussions are awful based on you...

Mar 02 2007 - is anyone else like me? Put your penis & nuts between your legs like that bloke from Silence of the ...

Mar 02 2007 - Tryin to get this chick... You've answered you're own question pal. masterbate furiously until you're 18.

Mar 02 2007 - Ok, not a story but explain to me... Toe-tally not normal.

Mar 02 2007 - lsd and shrooms Idiot. Not normal. Try base jumping..that might give you the high you're after...

Mar 02 2007 - Do You Really? The only drug that will make this clown last longer is viagra. Your soft c0ck...

Mar 02 2007 - Fasting. You should be hungry for some c0ck by the time you get there so make sure you sw...

Mar 02 2007 - Cluttery household Are you a gypsy? Clean your crap up...then screw your best friend.

Mar 02 2007 - Coka~a~Cola Drink water instead. clown.

Mar 02 2007 - what r white people Penis is penis...although I think you'll find Persian men have the largest membe...

Mar 02 2007 - EYELINER Genius

Mar 02 2007 - peker TEEENY TINY PECKER!! Now screw your best friend.

Mar 02 2007 - counting Yes..screw your friend.

Mar 02 2007 - Crying all the time Normal...now take Jesus's advice and screw his best friend

Mar 02 2007 - huge fears Normal. Just carry a fire blanket & extinguisher around with you ALL the ti...

Mar 02 2007 - bin ich ein Bumser? Not normal. Croat.

Mar 02 2007 - I saw a doodle once I like noodles. God loves you. Watch out for Father Ian trying to touch you in...

Mar 02 2007 - Justin Timberlake/hip hop/ WTF? He desperately wants to be a black rapper. Why? Who knows. His talent is on a ...

Mar 02 2007 - Maybe I don't know what love is... You mad woman.

Mar 02 2007 - Wearing womens underware at night You are very normal. Female underwear can be very arousing. Make sure it's c...

Mar 02 2007 - Am I asexual? I'm a-sexual. A sexual dynamo.

Mar 02 2007 - When is it good to start having sex? The best time was the 18th Centuary, however since that time has long since pass...

Mar 02 2007 - Pranking gay chatlines... It's not only funny, it's healthy. Laughing at gay sex is the best way not to a...

Mar 02 2007 - Weird pajamas You're "bf" -I'm assuming this means boyfriend, is a fg.

Mar 02 2007 - Cokeman Instead of coke try another class A drug. Heroine is a good starter or you may ...

Mar 02 2007 - CANT SLEEP HELP By far the best way to deal with your problem is to furiously masterbate then im...

Mar 02 2007 - I HATE Motivational Speakers You are totally normal. These c*nts are regularly exploiting people, claiming t...

Mar 02 2007 - I look good on the outside, but it's all a sham. You must be Iranian. Don't worry about the hair...just find a man who is even...

Mar 02 2007 - FROGs You must be croaking....hahaha. Idiot.

Mar 02 2007 - I like wearing fiberglass leg casts Casts are great for concealing weapons.

Mar 02 2007 - Private school boys... Just make sure you sleep on your back each night. Always talk about girls and n...

Mar 01 2007 - Brainwashing She's brilliant. I love it when someone passionate talks...and talks...and talk...

Mar 01 2007 - SEX WITH FEMALE COUSIN Have a good shag with her...but for goodness sake don't tell anyone. It's your c...

Feb 28 2007 - Tofu steak Good work mate. If your girlfriend was stuck on an Island with only meat left t...

Feb 28 2007 - Toilet arguement Yes..you're normal. You're also a genius.

Feb 28 2007 - subsittute Mr Kneal is probably not a gay. Have a look at his penis closely next time you'...

Feb 28 2007 - security blanket Replace bl;anket with penis. Problem solved. Next.

Feb 28 2007 - lump in nipple You have aids

Feb 28 2007 - i am tired of it Yes it's normal. Punch away.

Feb 28 2007 - Is This Kinda Normal? Oh dear....hahaha

Feb 27 2007 - Creepy Yes it is normal but if he's looking at you and crying himself to sleep over you...

Feb 27 2007 - Strange eating habbits He's mad. Worry about his poo blocking your toilet instead.

Feb 27 2007 - Saddam Dead Sadaam is dead. So is this topic.

Feb 27 2007 - Robert E. Lee You plumb! At least you're not don't have the same bizarre hero worship for t...

Feb 27 2007 - kinda hard to explain Unless you become a nun you're going to have to lose your viginity at some point...

Feb 27 2007 - online social networks It's normal but talking about it is not.

Feb 27 2007 - Help me become a werefox? Idiot

Feb 27 2007 - Prude If you like him then go out with him but rest assured he will try it on and will...

Feb 27 2007 - Disney Songs No. Listening to Disney songs is NOT normal.

Feb 27 2007 - Captian Crunch Berries You're normal. Try picking the grains of rice from a chicken biriani and then...

Feb 27 2007 - OMG!!! You're gonna get into a lot of trouble unless you deny EVERYTHING! Wait til s...

Feb 27 2007 - Sex toy dilema Buy an enormous dildo and make him watch you play with it. This will really mak...

Feb 27 2007 - Semen. The first time I saw some falopian tubes I felt the same but that all changed th...

Feb 27 2007 - World of Warcrft I care because I'd rather have to nympho hot chicks as flatmates who insist on w...

Feb 26 2007 - guilt It's worse when you get caught choking your cheb by your sister so count yoursel...

Feb 26 2007 - World of Warcrft Yes I do need help. I need 2 flatmates that are not complete losers wasting eve...

Feb 26 2007 - semen Try slapping your balls when you jerk your monkey. Alternatively go to the do...

Feb 26 2007 - is this safe?? It's not safe...it's very very dangerous. Especially if you listen to Coldplay.

Feb 26 2007 - like hot wife What's an "idia"? Perhaps you mean "idea"? You illiterate ...

Feb 26 2007 - Can someone help me What do you want to know? There's a website for anything these days. Try t...

Feb 26 2007 - Nose picking sex You twat.

Feb 26 2007 - do i like him? The best way to deal with this situation is to invite him round for dinner. Whe...

Feb 26 2007 - Male co-worker This guy sounds like a right laugh and if you're intimidated by him you're being...

Feb 26 2007 - Am I in love? Did you film this?

Feb 26 2007 - i like the clock what time is it?

Feb 26 2007 - if you see it you die You're completely normal......if normal means you're mad

Feb 26 2007 - I want sleep with anyone besides my Husband So you're husband comes home tired and dirty yet you still love him? Ahhhh......

Feb 26 2007 - What helps you look and feel younger Dirty sex

Feb 26 2007 - out clubbing He's a cock. You're mental for going so far with it - After all you said you we...

Feb 26 2007 - Is there something wrong with me? You have either got genital warts, friction burns from vigorous masterbation, no...

Feb 26 2007 - Am i goin mad or is this normal. If you're uglier and weaker than the guys you leave her in a room with then you ...

Feb 26 2007 - Wants oral sex punch her in the vag.

Feb 26 2007 - thumb sucker Yes I agree with laughing boy above me...as soon as you replace the thumb with a...

Feb 26 2007 - I like to jerk off to friends You should film yourself doing it on a webcam and try to make some money out of ...

Feb 26 2007 - being babied by your girlfriend This is not normal. SHE IS INSANE. You need to have a danm good rough sex sess...

Feb 26 2007 - World of Warcrft I'd rather shoot the boring a-holes in their heads.

Feb 25 2007 - dots and vaccums Drugs....ahhh yes..drugs

Feb 25 2007 - Should I take money from my stepmother? Next time she's sober blackmail her.

Feb 25 2007 - I'm such a pushover. Tell him to go fack himself.

Feb 25 2007 - i'm in love with my minister Ask if you can kiss his ring.

Feb 25 2007 - World of Warcrft Yes, they are stupid nerds. They are physically inept and are always ill becaus...

Feb 25 2007 - Weight Issues Simple solution. Break all the mirrors in your house. Assuming you don't have ...

Feb 24 2007 - Embarrassing ... Female ejaculation? You are a squirter and men think this is brilliant. Having humped a squirter I ...

Feb 24 2007 - plaque and smell Yes, you're normal. freak...

Feb 24 2007 - i gave my bro a b/j Oh Lord...

Feb 24 2007 - Human Ashtray She's obviously a lesbian.

Feb 24 2007 - Are red heads less attractive? There are only 2 kinds of red headed women. Hideously ugly gingers OR Stunnin...

Feb 24 2007 - World of Warcrft HELLO!!??? Clowns.

Feb 24 2007 - Ryan Seacrest Have you actually cum across his teeth? If you have then this may go some way t...

Feb 23 2007 - The incomprehensible Women are insane so to get anywhere you have to treat them like crap and they wi...

Feb 23 2007 - Should I feel bad? You are in a perfect position to blackmail your cousin. Do it.

Feb 23 2007 - shaving the testicle area Try shaving the whole shabang..it's hilarious

Feb 23 2007 - Is this kid gay? Oh he's definitely a gay.

Feb 23 2007 - Sexual Dreams Ask yourself 2 simple questions pal. 1- Do you like putting your penis into a...

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