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DrSham's Profile (5677)
About DrSham
Name: Dr Sham
Location: London, UK
Age: 35
Sex: Male
Occupation: Man
Favorite Food: Women
Quote: Opinions are like a**holes....everybody has one.
DrSham's Latest Stories
DrSham has chosen not to display his/her stories for the public. Maybe he/she is hiding something ;)
DrSham's Comments
Jan 13 2008 -
Aroused by All kinds of Bad Smell
You're a genius...keep it up.
Jan 13 2008 -
Calling each other "babe"
I am a doctor. Are you a Clansman? If so are you the 147th of your clan?
Jan 13 2008 -
Red Lobster
Tastes really good. If you don't like the way they are cooked then don't eat th...
Jan 13 2008 -
Did You Know?
Did you know? You're in need of a kick in the balls?
Jan 13 2008 -
sisters underwear
Have you also tried you mums knickers? Idiot.
Jan 13 2008 -
Lashings and lashings of the old ultra-violence
gay
Jan 11 2008 -
Jackig Off
Try wanking whilst wearing a pair of thick rubber gloves.
Jan 11 2008 -
my dog's pussy
When you say "dog" are you referring to your girlfriend? Stick to the...
Jan 11 2008 -
my sister's pussy
Remove your testicles and these irritating and illegal thoughts will miraculousl...
Jan 11 2008 -
is this bad??
Perfectly normal. Next time you have a dirty thought however I would suggest pu...
Jan 11 2008 -
World of Warcrft
W.O.W If you wrote the letter "W" on both of your arse cheeks you'd b...
Jun 11 2007 -
Europe is like the school nerd
gay
Jun 11 2007 -
World of Warcrft
yeah..right..
Jun 11 2007 -
Coughing
What?? you Tw@
May 19 2007 -
So board,
Try masterbating instead
May 19 2007 -
male nipple erections
Do you have man boobs?
May 19 2007 -
painful sex
try anal
May 07 2007 -
Is it weird that....
Yes you're normal. You should start masterbating soon though.
May 07 2007 -
Squatting on candles
Excellent. How does she put the flame out -by farting?
May 07 2007 -
Wearing my GF's cloths!
You're spelling, grammar and general use of the English language is appauling. ...
May 07 2007 -
why???
You're not normal
Apr 17 2007 -
Calling each other "babe"
Once you finger her front bottom she may stop calling you babe... I am unlikely...
Apr 16 2007 -
When is it good to start having sex?
I find the best time to start having sex is after you've had a dump but before
Apr 16 2007 -
Coughing
No..just homophobic.
Apr 16 2007 -
Armchair athletes
You really are a clown...very amusing though. You fat twat.
Apr 10 2007 -
anything for immortality
Yes it's normal. Try masterbating now.
Apr 10 2007 -
Twin telepathy
Try masterbating instead. If he calls you up telling you that for some unknown ...
Apr 10 2007 -
my brother smoking round me now i smoke
try masterbating instead
Apr 10 2007 -
World of Warcrft
I think I'd rather hack off my left testicle with a rusty bread knife than start...
Apr 10 2007 -
Calling each other "babe"
My point exactly hun
Mar 25 2007 -
World of Warcrft
2 months later....they are still playing! Yes...I am concerned but as they do...
Mar 25 2007 -
Coughing
For those about to ROCK!!! Yes the very same DrSham...and as for coughing..th...
Mar 22 2007 -
eating them after practice
Go and have a wank.
Mar 22 2007 -
multiple loves
You are a gay. Although this is far from normal, a lenghty course of antibiotic...
Mar 20 2007 -
Green...ish...cum?
Are you a lizard?
Mar 20 2007 -
Nice Guy
Women are mad and like men to be utter wankers. So treat them mean and keep the...
Mar 20 2007 -
I dont want to go to the toilet
Good luck with your magical wee. Did you also know that your poo is magical too...
Mar 20 2007 -
AUTOFELLATIO
Well done. You're what is technically known as 1 in a million. OR You're an i...
Mar 20 2007 -
underwear
Not normal
Mar 20 2007 -
me and my mom
Inbred clown
Mar 20 2007 -
My Foreskin
No. Your "old man" is in trouble and you'll need to either stretch you...
Mar 20 2007 -
Suicide
The best way to end your life is to start playing World of Warcraft. You will r...
Mar 20 2007 -
How ?
Here's a tip for you. Go to school. Learn how to write properly and come back w...
Mar 20 2007 -
to feel dominant in oral
you're normal and filthy
Mar 20 2007 -
Plumper Loving
Men who want to shag fat girls generally do it because it is really funny but no...
Mar 20 2007 -
need more friends
I like your "awesome dog and boyfried" Obviously a Korean dish of som...
Mar 20 2007 -
Repulsed by Male Genitals
NOT NORMAL You need to chug on some c0ck for a prolonged period to get yourse...
Mar 20 2007 -
i am smard!!!!
The only way you can convince people you're not stupid is to stop having sex wit...
Mar 20 2007 -
Is it normal to bleed when REALLY horny?
NOT NORMAL idiots
Mar 20 2007 -
ADHD and medication
Not normal. Bored now.
Mar 20 2007 -
Masturbation
yes it's normal but the use of a dildo or better still a penis will ease your tr...
Mar 15 2007 -
Peeking at dad
Thinking your dad is a hunk is ok. Wanting to shag him is not ok. You're a mon...
Mar 15 2007 -
wet dreams; girl
Wear a nappy (diaper if you're a yank) Problem solved. Now wank yourself to sl...
Mar 15 2007 -
Bigger
No..you're not normal. You're not 14. You don't have a 10 inch wanger. No, it...
Mar 15 2007 -
the matchmaker
This often happens to the fat or ugly girl in school. It's completely normal. ...
Mar 15 2007 -
bad habit :(
sik poo? English is not your first language is it. I suggest you learn to ...
Mar 15 2007 -
I HATE Valentines Day
Yeah Valentines is facking sheeiite. Try masterbating instead
Mar 15 2007 -
This is a bit weird.
It's normal as long as he doesn't slip his tongue in. Try masterbating instea...
Mar 15 2007 -
badgers...
I find that hairy bushed vaginas look very similar to badgers so you're utterly ...
Mar 15 2007 -
I can recognise faces :)
Try masterbating more...don't do it to a porn film though as you'll only start w...
Mar 15 2007 -
Sink or swim
If your dumps are of different colour as well as density then you should take a ...
Mar 15 2007 -
during a lecture...
I wanked in a lecture. It is easy if you rub the head of your penis in a circula...
Mar 15 2007 -
Subconscious supression
Dude...it's normal and the fact you're holding your anus gas in means that you'r...
Mar 15 2007 -
whats the point
Yes..that's what life is all about..crapping, eating, sleeping and shagging. ...
Mar 15 2007 -
brain wash
You're an idiot. Go back to school and learn some grammar, punctuation and basi...
Mar 15 2007 -
sex with online guy
Don't tell your boyfriend ANYTHING! Shag your myspace bloke again. You're no...
Mar 13 2007 -
Me, the human aquarium.
Your boyfriend is a genius. You're going to have a very interesting time expl...
Mar 13 2007 -
is it normalto hate your mum
Yes, it is normal. When she starts making you wear ill fitting clothing that yo...
Mar 13 2007 -
Help Please
69 is one before 70. Now try masterbating.
Mar 13 2007 -
Is It Wrong To Do What I Feel
Don't move in with him. It's a mistake. Unlike materbation.
Mar 13 2007 -
My chest is uneven
Try masterbating....you big titted 14 year old!
Mar 09 2007 -
All I fantasise about is women who swallow
You're normal. If you're not a gay and you finally experience a woman swallowin...
Mar 09 2007 -
Please Anwser This Question
If she's fat she's more likely to give you her front bottom for abuse. Ultimate...
Mar 09 2007 -
Boo hoo
You're normal. Instead of tears you should try spit though.
Mar 09 2007 -
infatuation and flatulation
Mate, if this girl can comfortably sit next to you in a movie theatre full of pe...
Mar 09 2007 -
World of Warcrft
Best answer yet. I shall start robbing their crap immediately. They won't noti...
Mar 09 2007 -
Getting mad.
Stop being a weirdo and masterbate more often.
Mar 09 2007 -
Peeing Part 2
You dirty cow.
Mar 09 2007 -
what happened to my bff
You're a clown. Try masterbating instead.
Mar 09 2007 -
I'm so confused
Tell him that although he says he is bi-sexual, you are tri-sexual.....you'll tr...
Mar 09 2007 -
do girls like guys in nice shoes
If you're concerned about your shoes more than your penis you're a gay. Women w...
Mar 09 2007 -
What should I do?
You are a Goth. It's a phase you're going through and before you know it you'll...
Mar 07 2007 -
me and my boy friend having sex!
If you're under the age of 18 you should avoid humping. If you're over then giv...
Mar 07 2007 -
young love
No, you're not normal. Your grammar is awful.
Mar 07 2007 -
is it normal to jerk off to anime 2-3 times a day?
Try looking at some real boobs & front bottom action. Keep up the good mast...
Mar 07 2007 -
Would he like it
Your only course of action at your current pathetic pre-pubescent age is masterb...
Mar 07 2007 -
Large Chest
Man boobs. Try wearing a bra.
Mar 07 2007 -
ppl think i'm wierd
Yes. You are weird. Try masterbating to your "8000 song"
Mar 07 2007 -
Amazing girl
You clown. If you don't bang her soon she will think you're a lightweight fart ...
Mar 07 2007 -
girl at church
Going to church..now that is NOT normal.
Mar 07 2007 -
Hurting
Dude..it's over. She is seeing someone else and wants nothing more to do with y...
Mar 07 2007 -
sleepy movie
Perfectly normal. Especially if you're watching that new awful Jim Carey film t...
Mar 07 2007 -
how many friends outside of work are normal?
Try playing World of Warcraft. Apparently you can make friends with 7 million p...
Mar 07 2007 -
Switching Schools?
Not normal. Try masterbation
Mar 07 2007 -
MSN Block Checkers
Not normal. Try masterbation
Mar 04 2007 -
cousin sex
Lord help us all..... Go back to your masterbation fantasies. Please...don...
Mar 04 2007 -
Always Horny
Spank your monkey until you're drained.
Mar 04 2007 -
kisses on foreheads
Not normal. You're obviously not getting enough shagging. Buy a teddybear.
Mar 04 2007 -
SLEEP SEX
You ask what is wrong? Simple really your problem is your inability to write or...
Mar 04 2007 -
Never been in a relationship
You need more sexual satisfaction. Once you've been humped into heavenly pleasu...
Mar 04 2007 -
skool
Your poor sentance construction, grammar and syntax basically answer your own qu...
Mar 04 2007 -
sensitive tesitcles
Are you scrubbing them with a broom and jetwash?
Mar 03 2007 -
please help
Try asking her the following; "Will you go out with me?" If that...
Mar 03 2007 -
is it normal
Yes it's normal. It's also normal to walk around exposing yourself..........if ...
Mar 03 2007 -
Miniscule Member
You can satisfy a women with your hands, fingers & tounge but a 3mm penis is...
Mar 03 2007 -
Sex in Runny Nylons
Make him wear the nylons and you'll be even more normal you sexed up freak.
Mar 03 2007 -
Am i insane?
you sound very committed...or at least you should be committed to the nearest me...
Mar 03 2007 -
How do I make friends in college?
Join the cheerleading squad.
Mar 03 2007 -
is this normal????????????
Clown. Stop looking at your sister and get a life.
Mar 03 2007 -
Vegetated comatose and GOD
Oh dear....
Mar 03 2007 -
too many, too fast
They just want to shag you.
Mar 03 2007 -
feet
Do you have a hairy back as well?
Mar 03 2007 -
I DONT KNOW
YOU ARE NORMAL...ASIDE FROM THE STRANGE TYPING IN CAPITALS, POOR PUNCTUATION AND...
Mar 03 2007 -
They call it
you have aids
Mar 03 2007 -
Wheat
Normal. Several people also surf this site whilst masterbating so you're doing ...
Mar 03 2007 -
Crazy for crying?
I tend to cry at certain songs as well. Mainly because they are so unbearable t...
Mar 03 2007 -
Two great men
Shag them both...then chose the one that makes you laugh and orgasm the most. A...
Mar 02 2007 -
Is It Normal To Not Be Able To Have Sex?
Stupid girl. Keep masterbating until you're 18 then you might be ready for sex....
Mar 02 2007 -
is this erectile dysfunction? will it go away?
Is your girfriend fat?
Mar 02 2007 -
purple
Yes you're normal. Your grammar and syntax is far from normal although I admire...
Mar 02 2007 -
In Love With...
Have you tried masterbation?
Mar 02 2007 -
I love Lizzie
gays
Mar 02 2007 -
Hairy Feet
Be grateful you don't have a hairy back
Mar 02 2007 -
does she get pegnant?
Please do not try to reproduce. The genetic repocussions are awful based on you...
Mar 02 2007 -
is anyone else like me?
Put your penis & nuts between your legs like that bloke from Silence of the ...
Mar 02 2007 -
Feelings fading
Abnormal
Mar 02 2007 -
Tryin to get this chick...
You've answered you're own question pal. masterbate furiously until you're 18.
Mar 02 2007 -
Ok, not a story but explain to me...
Toe-tally not normal.
Mar 02 2007 -
what should i do...am i too young???
He's legally a paedophile so run and hide.
Mar 02 2007 -
lsd and shrooms
Idiot. Not normal. Try base jumping..that might give you the high you're after...
Mar 02 2007 -
Do You Really?
The only drug that will make this clown last longer is viagra. Your soft c0ck...
Mar 02 2007 -
Fasting.
You should be hungry for some c0ck by the time you get there so make sure you sw...
Mar 02 2007 -
Cluttery household
Are you a gypsy? Clean your crap up...then screw your best friend.
Mar 02 2007 -
Coka~a~Cola
Drink water instead. clown.
Mar 02 2007 -
what r white people
Penis is penis...although I think you'll find Persian men have the largest membe...
Mar 02 2007 -
EYELINER
Genius
Mar 02 2007 -
peker
TEEENY TINY PECKER!! Now screw your best friend.
Mar 02 2007 -
counting
Yes..screw your friend.
Mar 02 2007 -
Crying all the time
Normal...now take Jesus's advice and screw his best friend
Mar 02 2007 -
huge fears
Normal. Just carry a fire blanket & extinguisher around with you ALL the ti...
Mar 02 2007 -
bin ich ein Bumser?
Not normal. Croat.
Mar 02 2007 -
I saw a doodle once
I like noodles. God loves you. Watch out for Father Ian trying to touch you in...
Mar 02 2007 -
Justin Timberlake/hip hop/ WTF?
He desperately wants to be a black rapper. Why? Who knows. His talent is on a ...
Mar 02 2007 -
Maybe I don't know what love is...
You mad woman.
Mar 02 2007 -
Wearing womens underware at night
You are very normal. Female underwear can be very arousing. Make sure it's c...
Mar 02 2007 -
Liking Older
Yes it's ok. It's not ok to touch her in her front bottom until you are marri...
Mar 02 2007 -
Am I asexual?
I'm a-sexual. A sexual dynamo.
Mar 02 2007 -
When is it good to start having sex?
The best time was the 18th Centuary, however since that time has long since pass...
Mar 02 2007 -
Pranking gay chatlines...
It's not only funny, it's healthy. Laughing at gay sex is the best way not to a...
Mar 02 2007 -
Weird pajamas
You're "bf" -I'm assuming this means boyfriend, is a fg.
Mar 02 2007 -
Cokeman
Instead of coke try another class A drug. Heroine is a good starter or you may ...
Mar 02 2007 -
CANT SLEEP HELP
By far the best way to deal with your problem is to furiously masterbate then im...
Mar 02 2007 -
I HATE Motivational Speakers
You are totally normal. These c*nts are regularly exploiting people, claiming t...
Mar 02 2007 -
I look good on the outside, but it's all a sham.
You must be Iranian. Don't worry about the hair...just find a man who is even...
Mar 02 2007 -
FROGs
You must be croaking....hahaha. Idiot.
Mar 02 2007 -
I like wearing fiberglass leg casts
Casts are great for concealing weapons.
Mar 02 2007 -
Obsession
Gay.
Mar 02 2007 -
foreskin
Keep playing with it....you'll go blind.
Mar 02 2007 -
Private school boys...
Just make sure you sleep on your back each night. Always talk about girls and n...
Mar 01 2007 -
Brainwashing
She's brilliant. I love it when someone passionate talks...and talks...and talk...
Mar 01 2007 -
SEX WITH FEMALE COUSIN
Have a good shag with her...but for goodness sake don't tell anyone. It's your c...
Feb 28 2007 -
Tofu steak
Good work mate. If your girlfriend was stuck on an Island with only meat left t...
Feb 28 2007 -
Toilet arguement
Yes..you're normal. You're also a genius.
Feb 28 2007 -
My Penis Is Crooked
No penis is completely straight...a bit like your grammar which is also rather b...
Feb 28 2007 -
subsittute
Mr Kneal is probably not a gay. Have a look at his penis closely next time you'...
Feb 28 2007 -
security blanket
Replace bl;anket with penis. Problem solved. Next.
Feb 28 2007 -
lump in nipple
You have aids
Feb 28 2007 -
i am tired of it
Yes it's normal. Punch away.
Feb 28 2007 -
Is This Kinda Normal?
Oh dear....hahaha
Feb 27 2007 -
go to hell
Yeah..go to hell. I've been to hell...East London. It's not nice.
Feb 27 2007 -
Creepy
Yes it is normal but if he's looking at you and crying himself to sleep over you...
Feb 27 2007 -
Strange eating habbits
He's mad. Worry about his poo blocking your toilet instead.
Feb 27 2007 -
Saddam Dead
Sadaam is dead. So is this topic.
Feb 27 2007 -
Robert E. Lee
You plumb! At least you're not don't have the same bizarre hero worship for t...
Feb 27 2007 -
kinda hard to explain
Unless you become a nun you're going to have to lose your viginity at some point...
Feb 27 2007 -
online social networks
It's normal but talking about it is not.
Feb 27 2007 -
Help me become a werefox?
Idiot
Feb 27 2007 -
Prude
If you like him then go out with him but rest assured he will try it on and will...
Feb 27 2007 -
is it normal
Normal....but when you start vigorous masterbation you'll be even more normal.
Feb 27 2007 -
peer pressure
You should be reading porn mags not smoking.
Feb 27 2007 -
Disney Songs
No. Listening to Disney songs is NOT normal.
Feb 27 2007 -
Captian Crunch Berries
You're normal. Try picking the grains of rice from a chicken biriani and then...
Feb 27 2007 -
i hate it
Drink a cup of tea and wash your hands.
Feb 27 2007 -
OMG!!!
You're gonna get into a lot of trouble unless you deny EVERYTHING! Wait til s...
Feb 27 2007 -
Sex toy dilema
Buy an enormous dildo and make him watch you play with it. This will really mak...
Feb 27 2007 -
Semen.
The first time I saw some falopian tubes I felt the same but that all changed th...
Feb 27 2007 -
World of Warcrft
I care because I'd rather have to nympho hot chicks as flatmates who insist on w...
Feb 26 2007 -
guilt
It's worse when you get caught choking your cheb by your sister so count yoursel...
Feb 26 2007 -
World of Warcrft
Yes I do need help. I need 2 flatmates that are not complete losers wasting eve...
Feb 26 2007 -
semen
Try slapping your balls when you jerk your monkey. Alternatively go to the do...
Feb 26 2007 -
is this safe??
It's not safe...it's very very dangerous. Especially if you listen to Coldplay.
Feb 26 2007 -
ACNE!!!
The most effective way to naturally completely remove acne is to put a brown pap...
Feb 26 2007 -
voice
You voice will change when you balls drop pal. Don't worry about it too much....
Feb 26 2007 -
like hot wife
What's an "idia"? Perhaps you mean "idea"? You illiterate ...
Feb 26 2007 -
Can someone help me
What do you want to know? There's a website for anything these days. Try t...
Feb 26 2007 -
Nose picking sex
You twat.
Feb 26 2007 -
do i like him?
The best way to deal with this situation is to invite him round for dinner. Whe...
Feb 26 2007 -
Male co-worker
This guy sounds like a right laugh and if you're intimidated by him you're being...
Feb 26 2007 -
Am I in love?
Did you film this?
Feb 26 2007 -
i like the clock
what time is it?