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Nov 28 2008 - Do you piss in the shower? I used to pee in the shower when my sister and I showered together when we were ...
Nov 28 2008 - I fell very angry when i hear about murders I agree that you should take angry management classes, but don't forget rehab an...
Nov 28 2008 - Is it ok to like big boobs? I agree, but bigger is quite fun.
Nov 28 2008 - I didn't like the godfather Very normal, it's unbelievably pretentious.
Nov 28 2008 - Am I weird? You have: OBSESSIVE COMPULSIVE DISORDER
Nov 17 2008 - i like bjork Normal, unfortunately, but I wouldn't want you in my house or my neighbourhood f...
Nov 17 2008 - I like to listen to music over and over? It is unfortunately normal, if you're a 12 year old psychotic Ukrainian fart-sni...
Nov 17 2008 - Teenage boys kicked a kitten I've never been to State Georgia. Is that anywhere near the State OF Georgia?
Nov 17 2008 - Is it normal to dislike your wife? The easiest thing to do is to run for the hills and pay child support. Just, don...
Nov 17 2008 - New napkins give me a weird feeling Try using those barbecue tongs or some salad tossers so that you can leave it ou...
Nov 17 2008 - Serious Female Problem, Need Help! Asking for medical advice on IsItNormal makes me wish you didn't have reproducti...
Nov 17 2008 - I didnt used to, but now I hate food. Have a veggie and lamb smoothie. Drinking nutritious supplements might be a half...
Nov 17 2008 - whenever i smoke i always.... D00d you probably can't even drink a bottle of fuckin' JACK.
Nov 02 2008 - I think flight attendants are hot. Is it normal? I may want to fuck you;
Oct 31 2008 - I think flight attendants are hot. Is it normal? THEN YOU ARE NOT NORMAL! BURN HIM!
Oct 31 2008 - I think flight attendants are hot. Is it normal? If they're hot, then yes. But that's got nothing to do with the fact that they'r...
Oct 31 2008 - Rap is Crap That's another reason why I love you Barn.
Oct 31 2008 - Am i normal ????? Ask Alice! Not EccentricWeird.
Oct 31 2008 - Small penis humiliation Micropenis!
Oct 31 2008 - I think flight attendants are hot. Is it normal? This story is written in a very sexist way, are we talking about male attendants...
Oct 31 2008 - Gilfriend has down syndrome Good job man, have lots of kids.
Oct 31 2008 - Drooling & rough sex? Make sure you're singled out soon so I can try that too.
Oct 31 2008 - Gay Horror Is it normal for a gay dude to watch straight flicks? Don't be so ignorant, you ...
Oct 31 2008 - my penis is sad Usually I get my assistant to do the lapping up, but it's perfectly normal to do...
Oct 30 2008 - bleeding after sex Rub harder.
Oct 29 2008 - Am I the only one who wonders why.... God doesn't even exist, did you know?
Oct 28 2008 - Am I the only one who wonders why.... How could you know that He is perfect? Did you get him into your bed for more th...
Oct 28 2008 - I care too much Emotions? What are you, some kind of pussy?! Guys are supposed to be lobotomized...
Oct 27 2008 - Labia minora are longer than the labia majora This is perfectly normal. A minoraty of girls have this condition XD
Oct 27 2008 - I'm a straight girl that thinks orgasms are hot I'M A PRETTY GIRL I'M A PRETTY GIRL I'M A PRETTY GIRL
Oct 27 2008 - I see dead people And this got through the filter HOW?
Oct 27 2008 - am i gay?? Unless you're a vibrating robot, you did not have relations with the same sex an...
Oct 27 2008 - Center of the Universe Emo girls, friend?
Oct 27 2008 - Rap is Crap Yes, WHILST, you limey fat bastard. WHILST. Good GOD man. Rap still sucks and y...
Oct 25 2008 - When we were young Sure it has, have you ever heard of Roman Pilanski?
Oct 25 2008 - I let my dog lick me when I was 12 You're a stupid bastard, motherfucker. Why don't you go to hell?
Oct 25 2008 - Lazy sister First off, it's wise that your mother prevented being funned away... but as for ...
Oct 25 2008 - pain medication and weed He's looking for an excuse to withhold valuable medication from you. The painkil...
Oct 22 2008 - Pissed when people ignore hellos Nobody gives a shit about strangers. Leave us poor busy people alone so we can t...
Oct 22 2008 - Noisy Eaters I actually think that's hilarious and that you're a poor shit for having to live...
Oct 22 2008 - The gay Why did they let this story through and not my joke about the farmer? Eh?
Oct 21 2008 - Rap is Crap If I didn't think you were adorable, I'd yell at you for being stupid >
Oct 16 2008 - I'm a girl and I love lesbian porn I think that's a good definition of lesbian behaviour, having a strong affinity ...
Oct 16 2008 - The evilest organization to ever exist If the police doing something, by definition it is lawful in every way that matt...
Oct 15 2008 - I have an issue It's not "rape", it's just "surprise, non-consensual sex". T...
Oct 14 2008 - Is it possible to become uncircumcised?? Ever heard of the Little Engine that Could? It tried and it tried and eventually...
Oct 14 2008 - Understanding what i feel Darjeeling tea really isn't that bad! Oh, and about your problems... cyanide, h...
Oct 14 2008 - Want to get a clone I wouldn't mind that myself, see. Only if I get the whole shebang of tobra for t...
Oct 13 2008 - was it rape Yeah, you should turn yourself in. Plead guilty on that "stupid" charg...
Oct 13 2008 - i need girls who hump their pillows Take care she doesn't leave you for said pillow.
Oct 12 2008 - Want to get a clone I wish scientists would come up with a more efficient flamethrower so I can have...
Oct 11 2008 - is my "opening" size normal? That's some pretty bizarre sex if your urethra is that distended.
Oct 11 2008 - Sister sex First one then the other.
Oct 10 2008 - Is it wrong to like young girls? Go elsewhere, and write a novel. Then when you come here you won't have so many ...
Oct 10 2008 - Can you have fun just thinking all day? It's better to actually read about that shit. It's called learning. Dude. Try it...
Oct 10 2008 - Am I Normal It's ridiculous that this got through. Did you hear that, MANAGEMENT!? DID YOU!?
Oct 10 2008 - Sister sex That's no fair! Well, when you're done with her can you at least leave her out f...
Oct 10 2008 - Strange smells Well if you know what "lavender of smoke" is, then you're probably gay...
Oct 10 2008 - I've been having some issues Ask your doctor if Zoloft is right for you.
Oct 10 2008 - 23 years old and never been kissed It's probably because you like ANIME that guys won't touch you. Just stop watchi...
Oct 10 2008 - I like shemales am i gay? ish.
Oct 10 2008 - Dont blindly follow religion HAVE YOU MET THE LORD YET? YOU NEED TO BE SAVED.
Oct 07 2008 - Is it wrong to like young girls? Well so am I, girlie.
Oct 05 2008 - Is it wrong to like young girls? Why don't you come over to my place...
Oct 04 2008 - Is it wrong to like young girls? I enjoy forcing all sorts of things, everything under the sun in fact.
Oct 03 2008 - Is it wrong to like young girls? Yes, cabby and I aren't ashamed of it either, now, are we.
Oct 03 2008 - do all women masturbate? Unfortunately, it's perfectly normal. You're gonna have to read up and show her ...
Oct 03 2008 - In a Relationship With My Brother I'm in a relationship with my brother, too. It's called being "siblings&quo...
Oct 03 2008 - I regret marrying my husband I want someone rich! But the sex is wild, right?
Oct 03 2008 - Fear of Women and Desrespecting them.... Apparently going to English class scares you too.
Oct 03 2008 - Long Purttiefull hair No, it's not normal. For one, hair doesn't have any openings.
Oct 03 2008 - I need to see my wife have sex with other men Maybe you should ask Dr. Fill.
Oct 01 2008 - Is this normal for my daughter? I've never heard of a female ejaculation, let alone a 9-year-old's ejaculation, ...
Sep 30 2008 - Scuba fetish!!! Try it without the tank, and in a closed container of water.
Sep 28 2008 - Making out Well if it's hard you're getting, you might want to insist on the local apotheca...
Sep 28 2008 - Stories It's not normal to write depressing poems or cut yourself. It would be nice, tho...
Sep 28 2008 - People dislike me as they say I am arrogent. You're on, bitch. Meet me at this address so we can compare turds:
Sep 28 2008 - I have the weirdest uncircumcised masterbation I think you should shoot for the world record for 'largest diameter foreskin'. I...
Sep 28 2008 - Generation disturbia I can't seem to find the Amazon listing for "burying people alive", bu...
Sep 28 2008 - What should I do? Hell ya, you can't keep on sharing vibrators like that. Cunt juice spreads like ...
Sep 28 2008 - Can you have herpes without having sex? Yes. Shooting up together with the same needles or cutting each other and then h...
Sep 27 2008 - I Cannot Sperm Yet!? wtf? Diagnosis: You are a woman
Sep 27 2008 - Being in love with a recovering down addict. Except this, bitch: *middle finger ASCII drawing here*
Sep 27 2008 - AMERICA I missed you more than I thought XD
Sep 27 2008 - Can't maintain erection without stimulation Practice makes perfect. That, or viagra.
Sep 27 2008 - People dislike me as they say I am arrogent. Agreed. Post about something more interesting, like a turd on your lawn.
Sep 27 2008 - I feel lack of respect for my posts on the net October Marie, what a laugh and a half :) Not even she's that full of herself.
Sep 27 2008 - Should I feel this hurt? You didn't even mention what he said. Did he say "suck my knob police woman...
Sep 27 2008 - My gerbils Fucking useless noobs and their one-word answers. I say burn both of those fuc...
Sep 27 2008 - Number of Orgasms Not normal, and God Almighty and His angels will cast you aside into the pit of ...
Sep 27 2008 - Precarious Sex WOW curb that creativity before somebody gets hurt, WOAH.
Sep 27 2008 - 2 females sex game to cum I don't feel you want 2 know what I think. It's way 2 heavy for you, and the you...
Sep 27 2008 - worried abot mother related fantasies I missed you mr. cabby! Always frequenting the highest quality posts, as usual.
Sep 27 2008 - Cousin Telepathy. Is it common? Way too fucking long, and probably doesn't even involve cunnilingus.
Sep 27 2008 - Why is Chinese food so amazing? It's all produced with the poorest, fattiest and most dubious ingredients, hasti...
Sep 27 2008 - Help Me!! Its Too Painful... Sounds like a kidney stone. After it passes, be sure to check the red water in t...
Feb 14 2008 - slippery sex Sounds fun, but not sexy.
Feb 14 2008 - Pooping boyfriend I wee in my bathtub.
Feb 12 2008 - Bestfriends and Enemies OMFG ram her in the ass. Better, give me her address and I'll do it.
Feb 11 2008 - boys! What is woman?
Feb 10 2008 - Anyone into Satanism, or black arts? Oh, god. There's two of them now -_-?
Feb 09 2008 - oh dear!!! Stop picking your nose followed by your vagina for a week, see if you recover
Feb 07 2008 - in love with my friend b-b-b-b-be-be-be-be-be-be-bet!!! Wait a minute! There's nothing funny about a ...
Feb 07 2008 - Way to much jackin off Makes it bigger, if anything. Mmmasturbate!
Feb 07 2008 - Re-colonize Africa Neither have the Palestinians and Afghanis, why not throw them into the bunch? ...
Feb 06 2008 - I dont shave my vagina. We shouldn't mind hairy vaginas, but I draw the line at hairy legs. They should...
Feb 06 2008 - im addicted to pain Do you like fall-out boy? Not only does it cause pain, but it's emo... I'm just ...
Feb 04 2008 - pervs I wouldn't mind, myself ;)
Feb 04 2008 - pervs I'm a doctor... Would you like to see how fast I can put you in the hospital?
Feb 03 2008 - are me boobs normal? Let me feel them for you
Feb 02 2008 - Paris Hilton's lower lip. I'm more discouraged by the fact that she's deformed. The day she and all the ot...
Jan 30 2008 - Do girls think differently? ... uh, yeah? Duh. I mean chaww. Like for instance, THIS Is an incredibly ...
Jan 28 2008 - is it okay ? insest ? Klevin is klever.
Jan 27 2008 - Long Distance??? Yes, it's called being a naiive moron. Now eat your vegetables, we're leaving fo...
Jan 27 2008 - weird habit PROCESSING... ... ... ... You have: BLINDNESS
Jan 26 2008 - am i a bi? 8% homophobic is in the okay range for being bi, so good luck on that shit.
Jan 26 2008 - Bruising You're so pasty white, it would take an electron microscope to tell.
Jan 26 2008 - Spot the mistake! There's an "O" between the "S"s. Give me a million fucking ...
Jan 26 2008 - i like computer That's normal. What I do to my computer, on the other hand, really isn't.
Jan 24 2008 - Interesting Question Yes, it's called "anal retentiveness". You are also 3 years old and wa...
Jan 23 2008 - Hmmm...What do you think? Truth: His name is Francesco and he's 38.
Jan 23 2008 - My Penis Do you want me to smack you, douche-fag?
Jan 21 2008 - Stupid People Who Don't Know How To Speak omfg dun b so st00pid, we is tlk gud n evrthin luv u
Jan 20 2008 - Why all the hate? You're not helping!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jan 20 2008 - Cyber Sex/Cam Sex yes!
Jan 20 2008 - I want to f**k my cousin Too horny. Find a MAXIM. Use. Repeat.
Jan 20 2008 - Farts and women I've been tracking this phenomenon for several years now, and have come to the u...
Jan 20 2008 - I hate my brother too! Pro Bono lawyer needed? Of course.
Jan 20 2008 - Hand-Job problems Make her wear a maid uniform, try again.
Jan 20 2008 - working barefoot NO SHIRT NO SHOES NO SERVICE
Jan 20 2008 - pooping in a store Your store smells like shit anyway...
Jan 20 2008 - I hate my brother too! This is not an adult site, Nearly! By all means, it's a place for prepubescent t...
Jan 19 2008 - what the f**k is wrong? It's a hot red bump with bubbled-up blisters.
Jan 19 2008 - Staying Awake On Pot Yes, it's called being a liberal.
Jan 18 2008 - I want to f*** Mandy from Billy & Mandy! ...why would anybody post this? They're, like... ugh god why do you have to ruin...
Jan 18 2008 - Crossdressing brother If he gets you excited enough to have to fart like that, you might want to keep ...
Jan 18 2008 - I Take Care Of Daddy (Part 3) Pay him no mind, dearest... just stay behind and I'll stroke your hair and make ...
Jan 18 2008 - ankle biter ur the reason I take it out!
Jan 18 2008 - conspiracy theory Do you honestly believe that any one of these useless sons of bitches would have...
Jan 17 2008 - 2girls1cup You called?
Jan 17 2008 - my mom knows Fake! We all know you spawned in a sewer somehow
Jan 17 2008 - feel emo but I'm not No matter how hard you try, you'll never be less normal than Pooltoy.
Jan 17 2008 - Not sure if he's cumming when we have sex? Bitch I ain't lookin fo joo
Jan 17 2008 - Fear of rocks under water Yes, it comes from the inherently Japanese fear of Rockzilla, the horrible giant...
Jan 16 2008 - CUM sl*t (PART 2) Do you even know what a fucking anchor is you stupid bitch?
Jan 16 2008 - CUM sl*t (PART 2) Your link has an anchor you stupid bitch.
Jan 16 2008 - addicted to online porn Why bother? It's not like crack or anything. Hell it's even good for you. Preven...
Jan 16 2008 - Slip Kid Who?
Jan 15 2008 - Ears Ring / Kinda Deaf After Sex Blood rushes to your head during sex, and if you don't exercise enough, your bod...
Jan 15 2008 - CUM sl*t LET MA PEPPL GOOOO
Jan 15 2008 - WHITE HOES & BLACK c*ckS HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Jan 15 2008 - Rag week eating Yesterday, 3000 men and women were injured due to drunk posting. Don't drink an...
Jan 14 2008 - "I Always Take Care Of Daddy" George Carlin: "Anyone who says 'you GO girl!' should probably GO."
Jan 14 2008 - My penis is sensitive You need to get circumsized. Consult a Dick Doc.
Jan 14 2008 - i lied 'bout my sisters age if it weren't for the last two words, it would be normal, more or less
Jan 14 2008 - my gf turned lesbian He's right. All women are ticking time bombs of lesbianism. One second you're ma...
Jan 14 2008 - Strange urges of violence. Want my number ;)?
Jan 13 2008 - I'm in love with and object and i want to date it 0 knucks is too many knucks.
Jan 13 2008 - f**kig my sister Well, if you want to ask anybody anything, you first have to open your mouth and...
Jan 13 2008 - I saw myself from above Can I buy some pot from you?
Jan 12 2008 - Licking I... eat sandwiches...
Jan 12 2008 - no boyfriend! Go suck a cock bitch
Jan 12 2008 - Eyes Wide Shut flikr, now you've gone too far with that remark. I take public transportation v...
Jan 12 2008 - Are other people like this? oh yeah
Jan 12 2008 - Life before the internet I think it saves paper...
Jan 12 2008 - I'm so.......... www.bored.com and, you can also enlist in the military
Jan 12 2008 - zoophiles like black girls Very few of them are. Most women in general are too obsessed with their image an...
Jan 11 2008 - zoophiles like black girls I like both, and a heluvalot.
Jan 11 2008 - Under the sheets During winter break, yes.
Jan 11 2008 - any hairy uk girls Oh, take me there... take me...
Jan 11 2008 - is this bad?? Chances are, he probably did want some. For the next time I suggest you surgical...
Jan 11 2008 - Spicing up the bedroom! LITERALLY CHUCKLE! Your post is incredibly incoherent and yourself too seriously to post anything m...
Jan 10 2008 - spanking me HEEEEEEEEEY BULLDAWG!
Jan 08 2008 - Fiancee Avoiding Talking About Our Issues Nobody gives a fuck what you think, bitch
Jan 07 2008 - sex without sex Oh fuck off gypsie
Jan 07 2008 - Pillow humping...I'm attracted to it? That's because there would have to be a website for everything guys hump, which ...
Jan 06 2008 - Can't Cum o cum on lol
Jan 06 2008 - Family If I were Sigmund Freud I would humour your beliefs that the two instances are c...
Jan 05 2008 - Computer i dun no much bout cmputrs otha thn othan the 1 got at ma house ma mom put cupl ...
Jan 05 2008 - this for girls Technically, he's right. I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT A DISCHARGE W...
Jan 05 2008 - My Fantasy That's when the Starship VOYEUR got lost in the Delta Quadrant...
Jan 04 2008 - Give me some advice. Face the truth that you made love to your sister and get a vasectomy before we'r...
Jan 04 2008 - This Ones for the girls Tap is the dance of debauchery and is the essence of pure evil. Hitler, Stalin, ...
Jan 04 2008 - Help! I'm selling a car. Dump it in the river so nobody will find out your disgusting horrible past. If y...
Jan 04 2008 - does this happen to anyone else? It's because practically everybody you run into in the states that is decrepit, ...
Jan 03 2008 - No Habla Espanol? Yes, but you have to live in the suburbs and spend a lot of time avoiding ethnic...
Jan 03 2008 - warm hands and body when cold or any temperture Owh mah-wam tan daw
Jan 03 2008 - I'm going to shoot them all. Please do. But since I'm here, I might as well put things into perspective. Am...
Jan 02 2008 - I want to. pix?
Jan 02 2008 - Omfg.... You're going to change, but damnit, I wish every girl was bi and horny and the t...
Jan 02 2008 - Wrong ? Chris' post.
Jan 02 2008 - love? Chris, that's enough of your lesbian fantasy crap!
Jan 02 2008 - look at this sh*t You put those asterisks in yourself, you shit-face.
Jan 02 2008 - wonder I don't even know if I was circumcised, and I'm also curious. But try asking a g...
Jan 02 2008 - Little lupe Nooooooooo!!!!!! She looks 12, you fucking moron
Dec 31 2007 - cumload This is a better fake from the more recent one, but it's still really shitty. It...
Dec 31 2007 - i have a really big penis It's your prescription, just get that sorted out and you'll be fine. (glasses p...