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Sep 16 2006 - sh*tting in mums pants Why don't you double wrap the shit in 2 pairs of her knickers, hang it up for 6 ...
Sep 14 2006 - I don't like other women Wear a strap on........
Sep 14 2006 - Angry Sex Just listen to them doing it and wank along boy...........
Sep 14 2006 - My wife is a lazy dingbat So what do you do the other 108 hours every week you lazy git...... tsskkk some ...
Sep 01 2006 - LOL RANT I use lol a lot, but only because i thought it meant "licking out lovelycun...
Sep 01 2006 - I want to fuck my girlfriends I want to fuck all his girlfriends too.....
Aug 31 2006 - Wiping after poop If you're sat your cheeks are open, if stood they are closed and spreading shit ...
Aug 31 2006 - i am so dirty Do you shit in his lunchbox?......
Aug 31 2006 - dirty undies Tell her to turn em inside out, she'll get another week out of em........
Aug 31 2006 - Shirt over my tv What a load of crap...... what is a ghost?.... it's a being WITHOUT a body.........
Aug 31 2006 - Facial Hair is only meant for boys, pherhaps I am. I think you should grow a beard to match.......
Aug 31 2006 - Immigrants have to Change their way of life. The usual fee, 2 donkeys, i sent your mum and dad........
Aug 31 2006 - Zit Use two matches to squish it out, don't go too far up your fucking brain might p...
Aug 31 2006 - Am I gay or bi or straight? Uphill gardener........
Aug 31 2006 - anything for immortality Bollocks, your body dies, you already are immortal........ i'm 76 trillion years...
Aug 31 2006 - FAMILY! Kill all your family first, then kill yourself......
Aug 31 2006 - Does acne make me ugly? You spotty Herberts, try washing..........
Aug 30 2006 - the urge to kill That's what i love about America, there's just so many guns readily available to...
Aug 30 2006 - confused You really are confused, i suggest you drop some acid and run around naked in yo...
Aug 30 2006 - 45 Minute Wank 17 Hours?... pah..... i once wanked for 17 days.........
Aug 30 2006 - anorexic. I like anorexic chicks, they're so weak they can't fight me off.....
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