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Sep 16 2006 - sh*tting in mums pants Why don't you double wrap the shit in 2 pairs of her knickers, hang it up for 6 ...
Sep 14 2006 - I don't like other women Wear a strap on........
Sep 14 2006 - Angry Sex Just listen to them doing it and wank along boy...........
Sep 14 2006 - My wife is a lazy dingbat So what do you do the other 108 hours every week you lazy git...... tsskkk some ...
Sep 01 2006 - LOL RANT I use lol a lot, but only because i thought it meant "licking out lovelycun...
Sep 01 2006 - I want to fuck my girlfriends I want to fuck all his girlfriends too.....
Aug 31 2006 - Wiping after poop If you're sat your cheeks are open, if stood they are closed and spreading shit ...
Aug 31 2006 - i am so dirty Do you shit in his lunchbox?......
Aug 31 2006 - dirty undies Tell her to turn em inside out, she'll get another week out of em........
Aug 31 2006 - Shirt over my tv What a load of crap...... what is a ghost?.... it's a being WITHOUT a body.........
Aug 31 2006 - Facial Hair is only meant for boys, pherhaps I am. I think you should grow a beard to match.......
Aug 31 2006 - Immigrants have to Change their way of life. The usual fee, 2 donkeys, i sent your mum and dad........
Aug 31 2006 - Zit Use two matches to squish it out, don't go too far up your fucking brain might p...
Aug 31 2006 - Am I gay or bi or straight? Uphill gardener........
Aug 31 2006 - anything for immortality Bollocks, your body dies, you already are immortal........ i'm 76 trillion years...
Aug 31 2006 - FAMILY! Kill all your family first, then kill yourself......
Aug 31 2006 - Does acne make me ugly? You spotty Herberts, try washing..........
Aug 30 2006 - the urge to kill That's what i love about America, there's just so many guns readily available to...
Aug 30 2006 - confused You really are confused, i suggest you drop some acid and run around naked in yo...
Aug 30 2006 - 45 Minute Wank 17 Hours?... pah..... i once wanked for 17 days.........
Aug 30 2006 - anorexic. I like anorexic chicks, they're so weak they can't fight me off.....
Aug 30 2006 - I want to leave my wife for my stepdaughter. No, the civilised world (England) calls them tapers and they are used to light f...
Aug 30 2006 - Is there more to life ? I think they want you to drive into a quarry and kill yourself..... end this mis...
Aug 30 2006 - pets assholes on my carpet!!!! lol There's some fucking excellent recipes on the net for cats and dogs.......
Aug 30 2006 - I want to leave my wife for my stepdaughter. Hope she tells you to fuck off then tells her mum so you lose em both, you fall ...
Aug 30 2006 - Waterwings as sex aids Have your sofa cushions started sliding around yet?........
Aug 30 2006 - I want gay sex/Masturbation. Fucking turd burglers.......
Aug 30 2006 - Is it legal to.... Make sure you jizz in the pockets so Caramel gets a good handful.........
Aug 30 2006 - girl with round belly Take up mud wrestling you fat bitch.......
Aug 30 2006 - erections Chop the fucking thing off if it bothers you that much..... and stop whinging yo...
Aug 30 2006 - Immigrants have to Change their way of life. What the fuck you talking about you bollock brained cunt...... i'm English throu...
Aug 30 2006 - How come i don't have a bf?! Just get your tits out and waggle em in the canteen, they'll come flocking then....
Aug 30 2006 - I suck Funny thing is you don't suck......... keep thinking outside the box it's health...
Aug 30 2006 - So I lead people on? Big Deal. Listen sonny, when you've fucked em off send em round to me, i'll start a harem....
Aug 30 2006 - Just dont know? Kidnap one.........
Aug 30 2006 - lips Most blokes have one knacker hanging lower than the other so it wouldn't surpris...
Aug 30 2006 - Starting to freak myself out.... I've got 2 different coloured eyes, was i a victim of melanin or lipofuscin star...
Aug 30 2006 - jesus was gay Jesus was a lesbian.... Mary Maggy was his lover so technically gay i suppose......
Aug 30 2006 - The Force Yes you're doing something wrong..... it's like taking a toddler and putting him...
Aug 30 2006 - Getting fat You ate all the pies, you ate all the pies, you fat bastard, you fat bastard, yo...
Aug 30 2006 - boys I know a couple and the guy is 50 years older....... yeah he's 62........
Aug 30 2006 - their fault All rape victims are to fully blame..... that's right, they are 100% the cause o...
Aug 30 2006 - Sharing Incest Fantasies I've fucked your mother too... i'm probably your real father........
Aug 30 2006 - I like dressing up in girls clothing You're gay, but you could make money offering head at £10 a go down your l...
Aug 30 2006 - i love to masturbate Listen love, you can still have sex and remain a virgin..... let him put his dic...
Aug 30 2006 - look at this Kidnap her, slit her throat, fuck her and keep her in your freezer....... on hot...
Aug 30 2006 - Incest Ginger fembots are hot..... http://static.flickr.com/15/19791271_78dc0108f3_m.j...
Aug 30 2006 - BEST FRIEND AND MII BOYFRIEND Too right, sort it out bitch.........
Aug 30 2006 - Lips you've been sucking too much cock and strained the blood vessels that's all........
Aug 30 2006 - drugs try overdosing you silly cunt
Aug 30 2006 - Total Disorientation So you don't remember me slipping you some drugs last night and fucking you for ...
Aug 30 2006 - flicker like hell when doing something wrong Do your clothes split and you turn green?.....
Aug 30 2006 - Big Problem (Part Two) It's not Fred West is it?.........
Aug 30 2006 - orgasm while masturbation If you're a guy, fuck off you sad twat....... if you're a girl, come sit on my f...
Aug 30 2006 - crapping a large one Stick a police baton up your arse to try loosening it a bit.........
Aug 30 2006 - What should i do? You need to get her drunk and slam her back door in........ hope that helps........
Aug 30 2006 - I LOVE SMOKE You burnt witches in a past life...... hope that helps....
Aug 30 2006 - 18 years old, no girlfriend experience Go stick your dick in the ugliest, fattest bitch you can find, then be choosy la...
Aug 30 2006 - Neck/Wrist cracking... When i fart it comes out of my crack..... hope that helps.....
Aug 30 2006 - girlfriend and girl friend Look just fuck your girlfriends brains out whilst thinking of her mate........
Aug 30 2006 - Is watching porn at the age of 13 normal? I started when i was in the womb..... morning sickness was my mum trying to rid ...
Aug 30 2006 - No blowing with a blow job Force your tongue down his snake eye.....
Aug 30 2006 - Small animal torture, Fun passtime or sick hobby? Have you tried injecting a flammable liquid up its arse before tying it to the r...
Aug 30 2006 - BEST FRIEND AND MII BOYFRIEND I think you dhould invite me and make it an orgy.......
Aug 30 2006 - I absolutely HATE children... You girls are so right...... you can suck my dick all day and not get pregnant.....
Aug 30 2006 - Why?? I'm running out of jars.....
Aug 30 2006 - Inest Ask your dad to join in next time, incest is a game for ALL the family........
Aug 30 2006 - I don't like other women Can't stand the competition eh?..... are you a fat ugly slapper?.......
Aug 30 2006 - Incest Sever all family connections... kill your aunts and uncles, change your name by ...
Aug 29 2006 - always horny Stop texting you twat......
Aug 29 2006 - I don't know... If it's not you then play 20 questions..... we'll get to the bottom of this........
Aug 29 2006 - family masterbation Just drug him and rape him, then erase his memory....
Aug 29 2006 - erections too quickly Buy it a uniform, your soldier has a right to its own independence.....
Aug 29 2006 - Why?? Go suck your dick you 12 year old cock sucker.....
Aug 29 2006 - normal to use a fake v*gina ?? Put it through the dishwasher, wassup with you......
Aug 29 2006 - Little Brown Cave Shoulda stuck one up with a bazooka, followed by a tank and G platoon......
Aug 29 2006 - Fear about nudity Fuck off virgin.........
Aug 29 2006 - I absolutely HATE children... Try it you silly bitch, you can always put it up for adoption, sell it for organ...
Aug 29 2006 - Hate Spend time wit family! Learn the Queens English you cunt........
Aug 29 2006 - is it normal to fancy my cousin? Go for it girlie.... people used to marry their own sisters...... i've had all 4...
Aug 29 2006 - dating Just ask her to dance, if she says no then ask if you can fuck her instead.........
Aug 29 2006 - cocaine I used to do coke every day, i prefer pepsi now though......
Aug 29 2006 - too short? Shave it all off, i know how pissed you girls get when i jizz in your hair.........
Aug 29 2006 - Smoke Weed Overdose you silly cunt.......
Aug 29 2006 - dots!! Get a face transplant you spotty herbert........
Aug 29 2006 - constant spiders You were a fly in a past life and ate shit for a living...... hope that helps......
Aug 29 2006 - some1 tell me Get your boyfriend to pull them out with his teeth.......
Aug 29 2006 - noises, eye squinting, nose flaring Can you wiggle your ears as well?.......
Aug 29 2006 - I have the compulsion to post on a website Stupid cow get a life........
Aug 29 2006 - I can purr. Just don't have sex with a dog, it'll rip you to pieces......
Aug 29 2006 - MASTURBATE What about Mr & Mrs Bates and their son Master Bates?.......
Aug 29 2006 - teen child Tie a knot in it and stick a cork up your arse........
Aug 29 2006 - My skin is saging Course it's normal you wrinkly old scrote........
Aug 29 2006 - Going hard Use your turds as moisturising cream......
Aug 29 2006 - hurts when having sex I'd say she's tight because your dick is so small your not stretching her and sh...
Aug 29 2006 - recently found out my bf has hair on his ass.. Wait till he passes out drunk then tattoo two tits on his upper arse cheeks, nex...
Aug 29 2006 - sex addiction Buy yourself a vibrator, stick it up your arse and leave it running..... stop yo...
Aug 29 2006 - nose picking beats eating foreskin cheese i suppose.........
Aug 29 2006 - Dream about hell! They're not dreams you turd muncher, i go to sleep around 3 and stop transmittin...
Aug 29 2006 - child at heart The girlys fine, i'm 46 and i like to play with my dick like i was 13 again........
Aug 29 2006 - Penis/Hair Garden shears and a cut-throat razor are what you need to get started, when you'...
Aug 29 2006 - does he like me? Deepthroat him before you make a final decision........
Aug 29 2006 - anal? It's only painful if you're a boxer and someone gives you a good licking in the ...
Aug 29 2006 - Germanly women sex me Could be your German helmet.........
Aug 29 2006 - Big nose Fuck nose.......
Aug 29 2006 - Im a coward Matt it's probably not a good time to tell you but i've been shagging her 3 time...
Aug 29 2006 - husband I think you should see your ex hubby two or three times a day, if that's not eno...
Aug 29 2006 - Blood ! Drinking menstrual blood of virgins which is full of monatomic elements should b...
Aug 29 2006 - ROBOT! Stick the pole in the dollys hole........