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Apr 06 2007 -
dating
ignore this story I was bored and made it up.
Mar 21 2007 -
WHY DONT I GO TO AN PARTIES??
Hey smithee I didn't even read your comment you little prepuescent bigendered mo...
Mar 21 2007 -
Zach Braff
Saying "i love jews" is racist because you are grouping all jews toget...
Mar 21 2007 -
So confused
What's your relationship with your father like?
Mar 21 2007 -
Future
of what?
Mar 21 2007 -
wank addiction
I'm complaining because it makes me tired and my balls can start aching
Mar 11 2007 -
How to make friends
errr I have a problem I followed 2inchpenis's advice and now I have a court orde...
Mar 11 2007 -
Abused girl
Yeah when I watch those programmes I'm always secretly quite drawn to them. I ju...
Mar 11 2007 -
Indian people
SONOFABITCH. Motherfucking Indian delivery ripped me off again. I knew it he was...
Mar 11 2007 -
My c*ck
Good news. My jungle is starting to grow back and is now doing quite nicely.
Mar 11 2007 -
My beard
You know kitty that post started off so innocent and then desscended quickly int...
Mar 11 2007 -
Skipping
If a girls head was full of hot air because she's an airhead because she doesn't...
Feb 05 2007 -
Do women like gay men?
YOU PEOPLE ARE SOOOOO GAY! lol
Feb 05 2007 -
Question and answer
AABAAA although I've never actually had sex or oral so I'm just guessing based o...
Feb 03 2007 -
OCD?...
Oh no I also love spinning in my chair and like to count the amount of times a d...
Feb 02 2007 -
Future
why do white like to be dark
Feb 02 2007 -
WHY DONT I GO TO AN PARTIES??
smithee sucks dick for money. He turned his hobby into a money making sceme. He ...
Feb 02 2007 -
My type
Its from a scene in a movie. Terminator 2.
Feb 01 2007 -
shall i make it better????
I was gonna try and comment that you give it to me but ahh so pointless.
Jan 30 2007 -
Fifth Element Chick
No but mila vosovich the redhead called leelu is perfectly fine to wanna bang.
Jan 29 2007 -
My type
Hey you know what else would be kinda fun? If guys said who their types were! An...
Jan 29 2007 -
My type
Oh sorry I forgot to add look at my pic and this is the kinda girl I find very h...
Jan 27 2007 -
emptiness
Yeah bro, I've felt empty for years. You probably got some emotional pain you ar...
Jan 26 2007 -
Crazy
You need to focus your mind on a task. It is difficult to do but just keep pushi...
Jan 26 2007 -
MOLE!
I actually agree with the poster. I would find a mole a turn off. Girls must hav...
Jan 26 2007 -
WHY DONT I GO TO AN PARTIES??
no
Jan 25 2007 -
veggies have feelings too!
Beans make me crap my pants.
Jan 25 2007 -
anyone wanna share??
Lets find out together baby.
Jan 25 2007 -
WHY DONT I GO TO AN PARTIES??
It means SHUT THE FUCK UP. Bobert. :)
Jan 25 2007 -
Hairless
You are indeed an anomaly. Check to see whether you have tits.
Jan 24 2007 -
WHY DONT I GO TO AN PARTIES??
STFU bobert. I hope this isn't a fake post. Dude you remind me of me. Whenever t...
Jan 23 2007 -
Which is funnier?
U sick son of a bitch!
Jan 22 2007 -
I like to show off for my neighbor (gay)
I think that's fucking hilarious.
Jan 22 2007 -
ANAL SEX
That's what all the girls say mm2184 until they meet me. Besides its not really ...
Jan 22 2007 -
Dating mm2184
yeah common spread the love. She has 3 holes so there's still room for me!
Jan 22 2007 -
I'd REALLY love to blow Kelsey Grammer
I'd like to lick ur pussy mm2184
Jan 22 2007 -
parasite hilton
looks like u got something in common with her then mm2184.
Jan 22 2007 -
Funny, Got to see it!!
Go get run over sir smithee u dick
Jan 22 2007 -
Farting out ur....
I'd pay to watch Aimi blow ping pong balls out her minge! hehehehe!
Jan 22 2007 -
Most amount of comments EVER!
I liked sir smithee better b4 his knighthood!
Jan 22 2007 -
I love to sodomise my Girlfriends Brother
stick ur cock in a microwave for 10 minutes on full power, stirring once half wa...
Jan 22 2007 -
Cheaters
Yeah check out to see whether either the mum or daughter has sisters or cousins ...
Jan 22 2007 -
Chip Scaree
Start your own gang and desingate guard duty and patrols and then maybe you won'...
Jan 22 2007 -
afraid of a large penis
Here's my advice: Stop dating black guys!
Jan 22 2007 -
my girlfriend is addicted to me
If you don't feel in the moos offer to finger her or give her oral instead.
Jan 22 2007 -
Do you wash there?
My shit was green a couple of nights ago. That has never happened b4 in my entir...
Jan 22 2007 -
GIRLS I WANT TO KNOW SOMETHING.
I heard that girls don't really cum that they just piss themselves is that true....
Jan 21 2007 -
Farting out ur....
I heard that if you blow into a woman's vag while she's pregnant the foetus can ...
Jan 20 2007 -
Havnt showered in weeks
I used to do that but its your dick you have to worry about cos ur little man is...
Jan 20 2007 -
I wanna get laid!
about what? That cabinet is a legend or that you can't reach 4th base? And for t...
Jan 19 2007 -
Racist By accident?
You sound like an idiot. Pin the nails on Jesus? R U HIGH?
Jan 19 2007 -
ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER
That's a fake photo
Jan 19 2007 -
ALL ABOUT ME ME ME ME ME
OH GOD I'M SO SMALL!
Jan 18 2007 -
Doggy style
I always found the idea of sex with animals a turn on. Should I not fantasize ab...
Jan 18 2007 -
My picture
U look like a fag although I do like the Goatee!
Jan 18 2007 -
this is for stargirl
Shavemeslowly was just criticising Arnold Schwarzenegger for being goofy and bei...
Jan 18 2007 -
ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER
U must be female shavemeslowly. Most guys can appreciate Arnold.
Jan 18 2007 -
this is for stargirl
trouble666 r u sure dis isn't smithee in disguise?
Jan 18 2007 -
am i a good person?
i didn't even read ur post and I still think ur a dick.
Jan 18 2007 -
Hate!
Cocks r very important to us guys. When I am happy it is up and when I am sad it...
Jan 18 2007 -
my period is late, why!?
Girls are wierd
Jan 18 2007 -
SLEEPY!
Frank Sinatra: AND I DID IT... MYYYYYY WAYYYYYY!
Jan 18 2007 -
I'd hit it.
Man I'd like to cram my sausage down that bitch!
Jan 18 2007 -
Celebrity Big Brother
Pakis r hypocrites. The Indian community look like a joke. I've recieved torrent...
Jan 17 2007 -
I'd hit it.
Who is that by the way she is waaaay hot!
Jan 17 2007 -
I'd hit it.
Hotter than that? R U SURE?
Jan 17 2007 -
my friends mother
Stop? R U kidding, u gotta step up and tap that milf! Oh yeah Mrs. Robinson! Oh ...
Jan 17 2007 -
Girls and dogs
I've seen footage of dogs, horses, monkeys, eels. Pretty degrading for the woman...
Jan 17 2007 -
Dont like Masturbatin!
Dude the first time u do it, its like u discovered E. Ur in a unique position th...
Jan 17 2007 -
kiss me deadly
ME I'M EVEN LONGER. Oh hang on I thought we were talking about shaft size. Oh ok...
Jan 17 2007 -
Weight Problem
Or manitees aka the sea cow!
Jan 17 2007 -
Me and his Dad
I hear you bitch. I like to peep through my spyhole on unsuspecting neighbours. ...
Jan 17 2007 -
NO!
I'll lmao sometimes!
Jan 17 2007 -
Weight Problem
U can be the main attraction at seaworld, I hear they always need whales!
Jan 17 2007 -
So I pissed myself.
Can I just say princess aimi you look like a guy going to open a door in your ph...
Jan 17 2007 -
Is it cause i'm ugly or sumtin!
Either that or you can keep wearing pink wigs!
Jan 17 2007 -
Is it cause i'm ugly or sumtin!
Take it from me Link3.1 girls may say that they want kind, sensitive, caring, ro...
Jan 17 2007 -
Girl problem
Will u suck me beautiful? I am 1 inch soft but 7 inches hard. I would lick your ...
Jan 17 2007 -
Sonia is a Babe
Ignore ladyoftheworld. Sonia Jackson is a complete dog. A fat ugly minger. That ...
Jan 17 2007 -
smoking weed
My life is sooo fucked up its like I'm on weed 24/7!
Jan 17 2007 -
My foreskin
When I was a teenager I didn't understand it and it just smelt foul and when I s...
Jan 17 2007 -
How did humans figure out to have sex?
Cos back in the day princess aimi guys like me ruled and women were good obeying...
Jan 16 2007 -
Parents
they're dickheads
Jan 16 2007 -
Does size matter?
i am about 7 inches and i don't use urinals cos my dick is tiny when non erect
Jan 16 2007 -
gas problems
Here's a tip, fart and lift up the sheets to let her smell it and then tell her ...
Jan 15 2007 -
I love pussy
That is fucking wrong man. Of course you can't get it pregnant. You are of two d...
Jan 15 2007 -
Spanking and oppression
I think women like to be treated badly and abused or something.
Jan 15 2007 -
i think im too skinny...
Alright dude I know where you're coming from. I am very tall and skinny. I can e...
Jan 15 2007 -
NEW ZEALAND
I don't munch dicks New Zealand man whore. Ooooh Peter Jackson lives next to me,...
Jan 15 2007 -
How did humans figure out to have sex?
I actually disagree with you corbin and agree with sisophous. I don't really bel...
Jan 15 2007 -
How did humans figure out to have sex?
I think this guy was in a cave with 5 women and they all took off the clothes so...
Jan 15 2007 -
yawning
xprincessaimix is cute but pretty fucking stoopid.
Jan 15 2007 -
NEW ZEALAND
New Zealand is a shithole. I'm surprised you even have computers there. Fuck off...
Jan 15 2007 -
should i be mad at him?
Baby that's hot I posted something like that yesterday so I think this post is m...
Jan 15 2007 -
little weird?
Take no notice of big tits. Forget the shaft you need to leave your ball sack on...
Jan 15 2007 -
Upload Your Photo
OMG Lizzie you are even more ugly than I imagined. Like a step up from dot cotto...
Jan 15 2007 -
Girl problem
All women are fucking sluts dirty flee bitten aids ridled stretched out pussy ho...
Jan 15 2007 -
Gangsta2007
Thank fuck. That guy was a fucking retard.
Jan 15 2007 -
Future
I hope the world destroys itself. Its the only thing its good at.
Jan 14 2007 -
how do lesbians have sex?
Its difficult to explain gimme your name and adress and I'll come round and show...
Jan 14 2007 -
ass hairs
LOL. Yeah dude I got that shit. HELL YEAH!
Jan 14 2007 -
My foreskin
Dude I know what you're talking about your gonna have to pull that shit back, it...
Jan 13 2007 -
Zach Braff
Does the dildo come in extra large size. I have no problem with the colour its j...
Jan 13 2007 -
yawning
I don't know about this chain reaction stuff but whenever a girl yawns around me...
Jan 13 2007 -
Zach Braff
One of them sneezed too hard and the 10 commandments got stuck up a nose.
Jan 13 2007 -
My girlfriends vagina
Maybe she put something up there and it got stuck or maybe she fucked to many ni...
Jan 13 2007 -
Racism?
It depends how its done. If its done really viciously that can be just evil. But...
Jan 13 2007 -
SLEEP SEX
I dreamt I was Joey from friends and I was fucking Phoebe. I woke up and I had c...
Jan 13 2007 -
Ugly-Duckling Syndrome
Stand aside shlowmo! A fit girl who has confidence issues? SHE'S MINE!
Jan 13 2007 -
i hate children
I went to a party once and this little girl started kicking me for no reason the...
Jan 13 2007 -
I'm not suprised
Kinda lame if your gonna get taken out it should at least be by a croc or a shar...
Jan 12 2007 -
15 and never had a boyfriend or been kissed
You need to be more loose advertise your availability more, posting here was a g...
Jan 12 2007 -
incest
wierd thing is I've always fantasised about screwing my sister except I'm an onl...
Jan 12 2007 -
how to kiss
Well I like a man who's strong and caring and kind and funny and can cook and ca...
Jan 12 2007 -
Sex with too many people?
All women are fucking sluts who eat and take dick monday, morning, noon, evening...
Jan 12 2007 -
Sex with too many people?
I've said it before and I'll say it again THUNDERCATS HO!
Jan 12 2007 -
cybering.. so wrong??
I really don't see much wrong with doing this. But if its finished then good for...
Jan 12 2007 -
Help I have become a Prostitute
What you need to do is get a boyfriend who will do roleplay and pretend to be a ...
Jan 12 2007 -
Hotshots a Fag
I JUST WANT TO POST A COMMENT!
Jan 12 2007 -
i need advice
My sentiments exactly although so far I've had nil action and I'm getting older ...
Jan 12 2007 -
I know it's normal
When I was about 5 years old I tried to put my dick in my mates ass and he tried...
Jan 12 2007 -
my d***
I'm still bigger than you.
Jan 12 2007 -
abnormal masturbation
Sure u didn't like it next thing you'll be saying is that you needed to taste it...
Jan 12 2007 -
Most pleasurable
Fucking hell the top 20 is fucking disgusting. Truly fucking revolting. That is ...
Jan 12 2007 -
Most pleasurable
Its like a black man's cock only smaller
Jan 12 2007 -
Hi there
Yeah normal but u forgot about the pakis and its yid not jew. You may find a sho...
Jan 12 2007 -
Adult who likes to drink milk from a baby bottle
I got it! U r becoming a fag and will soon make the transition to man milk.
Jan 12 2007 -
HOW TO UNPRUDE
Just shaft her when she's looking the other way. She'll get used to it and that ...
Jan 12 2007 -
Gran For All Of Is It Normal
Granny Lizzie is old and wrinkly. She has old people smell and her vagina is so ...
Jan 12 2007 -
You Suck!!!
Fallen u hate me? WHY? What did I do? WHAT DID I DO?
Jan 11 2007 -
You Suck!!!
I would say smithee as well however you know how the rhyme goes... "WHOEVER...
Jan 11 2007 -
GOD DOES NOT EXIST
Smithee are you somehow implying that Chinatown is hell. By your reputation I re...
Jan 11 2007 -
is it normal to..
You don't get turned on by hot guys? You're the answer to my prayers. Here I am ...
Jan 11 2007 -
clubbing
Clubbing seals of course! What kind of club would I go to? Dumb bitch.
Jan 11 2007 -
I'm 21 and have NEVER been on a date
Don't worry baby, I'll fuck you. Just dance a little, smile a little, talk a lit...
Jan 11 2007 -
Scary Little Buggers
They are creepy and I was kinda nauseous when I saw that black midget talking ab...
Jan 11 2007 -
Talk to me
Whichever way you been pounding flip her over. Otherwise spin her round and go i...
Jan 11 2007 -
I Chased a Girl i thought i Loved for 4 years
oh yeah... HA!
Jan 11 2007 -
I Chased a Girl i thought i Loved for 4 years
It means you're an idiot who wasted 4 years of his life. HA! HA! HA!
Jan 11 2007 -
statutory rape???
I hear granny lizzie is available for some nasty old person sex. Old people smel...
Jan 11 2007 -
Smoking
I smoke usually and I can't work out whether my brain thinks it needs a smoke or...
Jan 11 2007 -
"THAT'S SO GAY" RANT
And then they'll say oh well we had a good run, the human race, time to let anot...
Jan 11 2007 -
"THAT'S SO GAY" RANT
One day when everyone has actually realised they are gay the new insult will be ...
Jan 11 2007 -
VideoGames and Genital No Mix
Nice one dude next time though shove it in her mouth. If I had a woman and she e...
Jan 11 2007 -
One for the ladies
Fuck this thing won't let me post properly but you get the idea.
Jan 11 2007 -
One for the ladies
And he%u2019s so macho and larger than life
Jan 11 2007 -
Paranoid of love
It sounds to me like you're the typical crazy white girl desperate for emotional...
Jan 11 2007 -
This guy I know
I may well do.
Jan 11 2007 -
I cuss too much
Fuck all these retards dude what you need to do is start listening to rap music ...
Jan 11 2007 -
big big women
stink on a hot day lol! But seriously you would snap if a fat girl tried to ride...
Jan 11 2007 -
26 and a virgin
26 years old u say that is quite alarming. Your bio clock is counting down fast ...
Jan 10 2007 -
"Seriously Depressed--No Laughing Matter"
I doubt you'll get round to reading my post. I've been there sister, I'm a guy b...
Jan 10 2007 -
Ex husband is pathetic
Sometimes guys just like to be jerks. To irritate and annoy and hold a grudge. K...
Jan 10 2007 -
Puzzling problem
Hey its a living and those black guys sure do have big dicks.
Jan 10 2007 -
Smithee
actually technically your father mistook ur mingy mother for a man and that is w...
Jan 10 2007 -
Dont u hate it how modles are so Skinnyyy!!!
Hilarious banter. The love hate relationship of smithee and stargirl. Ahh its th...
Jan 10 2007 -
Smithee under attack
I don't like smithee he tries to suck his own dick at night time when he thins n...
Jan 10 2007 -
Everything from nature is normal...
Homosexuality is rampant and yet it is abnormal because it doesn't actually fuli...
Jan 10 2007 -
When im released...
I luv chinky food
Jan 10 2007 -
nig nigs
wassup ma nigga
Jan 10 2007 -
i like tits
floating wrinkly old tits. say what you want but all those honeys in about 50 ye...
Jan 09 2007 -
Craving a tigers vagina
Of course animal sex is wrong but who hasn't dreamt of fucking an animal wild an...
Jan 09 2007 -
is anyone else like me?
SHEMALE. yuck.
Jan 09 2007 -
In Love With...
yuck fucking an old granny. I'd like to bang a teenage maybe we can have a three...
Jan 09 2007 -
ilove to suck dicks
If you are a reasonably attractive girl you may suck on my cock which is frequen...
Jan 08 2007 -
Laughing at Angry People
I wish I was more of a dickhead like u guys. I never had the balls for that. Ins...
Jan 08 2007 -
Saddam Freed!
Now the southpark movie will make more sense.
Jan 08 2007 -
i like to try and see my grandmothers pussy
You so nasty
Jan 08 2007 -
My Labia
yuck this is why i wouldn't give oral
Jan 07 2007 -
Is my Boyfriend Gay?
Damn I'd like to fuck a girl in the ass. Hell I'd even settle for pussy or a blo...
Jan 07 2007 -
i want to have sex with my cousin
I fancy my cousins and aunts.
Jan 07 2007 -
I find the reader of this story very sexy
I'm actually a male human. There over 3 billion of this the world over. we evolv...
Jan 06 2007 -
Who Am I??
Ur a goth and you don't know it. I'm 21 and really considering doing it. Even th...
Jan 06 2007 -
How to get taller
height is overated. I am 21 male 6ft4 but I could swear I might even be 6ft6. I ...
Jan 05 2007 -
English anyone?
What choo sayin nigga? I is defo noing hows to speaky anglo man. CHeck dis weak ...
Jan 05 2007 -
Dark Side?
No that's impossible! Arghhhh where did my hand go? AHHHHHHH!!!!
Jan 05 2007 -
The color of nothingness
uhhh star girl I think you got that the wrong way round. All colours equal white...
Jan 05 2007 -
The color of nothingness
I used to do that. My mind would wind back the universe and time removing everyt...
Dec 16 2006 -
want to have kids but don't have a good reason
I think when women get broody, that is scary. I want a part of him growing insid...
Dec 15 2006 -
hey michael jackson
Michael touches boys
Dec 14 2006 -
People can make your job harder
There is nitpicking and gentle teasing. But there are in fact grade A, socialise...
Dec 14 2006 -
im big
Brandy da asian basher
Dec 13 2006 -
help me
i'm 7.5 with generous girth.
Dec 13 2006 -
Virgin curious but aprehensive
Try women if you really don't like sex with women then maybe you like guys more....
Dec 13 2006 -
My Rich Parents R Making Me Work
I went to a private school as well. I know where you're coming from I hate worki...
Dec 13 2006 -
Sounds silly...how can I GAIN weight?
I have the same problem. Buy some weight gain formula. There's a particular make...
Dec 13 2006 -
I think I am in love with a co-worker Part IV
I disagree with sisophohowthefuckdoispellthis. Girls are so all over the place, ...
Dec 13 2006 -
Is it normal?
GOT DICK?
Dec 13 2006 -
kanye west
How does it make you a chav. I understand your dilemma though as a rock/Indie ma...
Dec 13 2006 -
I hate christians
bah humbug
Dec 11 2006 -
Love to give men head
If only more girls were as ahem... giving as you then you could probably stop al...
Dec 11 2006 -
Should i tell?
I guarantee bud you walk onto a bus and you see every guy over the age of 13, th...
Dec 11 2006 -
SLEEPY!
I prefer my way. AND I DID IT... MY WAY
Dec 11 2006 -
i like the clock
I do it as well, some tutors are just 2 boring.
Dec 11 2006 -
People can make your job harder
I know what ur talking about. They annoy and start to cause stress, serious stre...
Dec 11 2006 -
lol turns me on
Yeah I was following all that milte until the shit on your chest bit. WTF? I was...
Dec 11 2006 -
out clubbing
He sounds like the kinda guy I wanna be, devoted girlfriend with some fun on the...
Dec 08 2006 -
i hate whites
who is hax?
Dec 08 2006 -
Disgust in people
I really hated a lot of people at my school but hey I just delete all their fuck...
Dec 07 2006 -
fantasy about mug warmer
And by dream you mean real life experience.