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About Godson
Name: GS
Location: www.Earth.com
Age:78
Quote:livin to die, dyin to live...
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Apr 19 2007 -
Shaved pussy or hairy pussy
I Enjoy walkin in the trees as much as i do the plains!
Apr 19 2007 -
I HATE TOKIO HOTEL!!!
SELF-DENIGRATE!
Apr 19 2007 -
HPV or Birth Control? Loss of Sexual Drive
shes a slut and you are her "go-to-guy"! are you gay by chance! do no...
Apr 19 2007 -
I never knew...
First, your a fukin idot, second, your a fukin idiot, and third if you have no s...
Mar 23 2007 -
Today's teens
We're All Gonna Die!
Mar 23 2007 -
How to break up with live in fiance quickly
holy crap!
Mar 23 2007 -
eating them after practice
somehow i wonder what Sisophous would say? Check out our sponsored link www...
Feb 24 2007 -
XBOX 360 VS PS3 VS Wii
Xbox 360 is excellent. Few if any problems w/ it. PS3 has problems w/ overheat...
Jan 22 2007 -
Obsessed with my cousin
ok, i dont wanna be that extreme, just have yourself castrated! problem solved1...
Jan 22 2007 -
Obsessed with my cousin
yup, future pedophile domestic abuser! kill yourself!
Jan 22 2007 -
Havnt showered in weeks
ask her "if i wash my cok, will you suck it?' if she says no, call her a...
Jan 22 2007 -
need help on annivesary plans
damn Sis, bet you pimp alottahoes!
Jan 22 2007 -
Have you ever done this?
69!
Jan 22 2007 -
pinched
you think pinching is good, wait til you have them biten!
Jan 22 2007 -
my girlfriend moans
fuk her face, prob logically solved!
Jan 22 2007 -
I Missed the Chance to See Jesus!
Agree w/ Cab, bring Satan into the pic, that otta stir things up a bit.
Jan 22 2007 -
what do i do??
hmm, tons of fish or rather women in the ocean, just put your pole out, oh nvm, ...
Jan 22 2007 -
6 foot cum squert
if thats true, you can drink for free by being a homo and betting your buds you ...
Jan 22 2007 -
I need help
its normal, Screech had the same problem in HS, but he has his own porn tape out...
Jan 22 2007 -
I shouldn't fancy him
perhaps you like to be controlled, maybe talk this part over w/ your bf. and you...
Jan 22 2007 -
Can't Have SEX
yes, sex is over-rated, but dont worry, hes probly gettin it elswhere. BT...
Jan 22 2007 -
Scratching your butt
WTF, are you the same girl that pix bugs fr your hair and puts them in a pile?
Jan 22 2007 -
Sick of hearing about 9-11
I agree that 9-11 is overdone. That said, perhaps the U.S. should invade your ...
Jan 22 2007 -
Wearing pants multiple days in a row
you definetly wont get any girls wearing the same fukn pants all week....... ...
Jan 22 2007 -
how ?
first, allow me to penetrate your colon, second, allow me to plug up that hole i...
Jan 22 2007 -
uncircumsized to circumsized.
LoL George! even better, use a cheese grater, the process is a bit slower a...
Jan 22 2007 -
Farting out ur....
OMG, lotta queefing goin on! Try sticking an air compressor hose in your pec...
Jan 22 2007 -
Do you wash there?
damn 17 years of crap, probly need to add some paint thinner between the cheeks....
Jan 22 2007 -
My spankable...huh?
wow, way too much reading, find a publisher!
Jan 22 2007 -
Sex with professor/preacher
nerds will be nerds will be nerds..........
Jan 22 2007 -
Help Me!
or even better, you can have yourself castrated, hear that works for rapists and...
Jan 22 2007 -
i can be obsessive
hmmm, perhaps you are bored and have no life outside of those characters, you ...
Jan 22 2007 -
my girlfriend is addicted to me
simply raise your sack full of nothing and expose your vagina, that may curb her...
Jan 22 2007 -
I killed my gerbil
hmmm, thats a tough one. id say so long as there was no sodomy involved, youl...
Jan 22 2007 -
lump in my throat
*Dont try this @ home* just slam a 4pk of Mickeys, and youll sleep like a ...
Jan 22 2007 -
My penis
or rather you plus kitchen knife minus penis equals happiness 4 all! Peac...
Jan 22 2007 -
My penis
you kitchen knife - penis = happiness for all!
Jan 22 2007 -
WHAT SHOULD I DO?
Man, if you keep touching yourself youll go blind and wont be able to see her an...
Jan 22 2007 -
Babies scare me
the babies laugh at you because your ugly and your momma dresses you funny! ...
Jan 22 2007 -
afraid of a large penis
yeah, just put a lava lamp in your ass during sex, youll hardly notice there is ...
Jan 22 2007 -
need help lasting longer....
if you wanna last longer, the key is to punch yourself in the face just about ev...
Jan 22 2007 -
hey look at this
OMG, there really is a BigTitsJessica!!!! WTF!!!!!
Jan 22 2007 -
GIRLS I WANT TO KNOW SOMETHING.
i made a girl cum brown once, it was peasant!
Jan 22 2007 -
Do you have these habits?
yes, i agree w/ the above statement, keep some things to yourself, and quit bein...
Jan 22 2007 -
How long have you went without?
man, thats just gross, if you forget you tootbrush just gargle w/ "GSJIZ&q...
Jan 20 2007 -
I need new ideas to try in bed while I'm pregnant
imagine your having my baby, that otta help. ...
Jan 20 2007 -
Shower peeing
i heard somewhere that pissing on your feet will cure athletes foot, havent trie...
Jan 20 2007 -
buurp
ill bet you a forty of MICKEYS that you will not beat me in a burping contest!!...
Jan 18 2007 -
looking at my pictures SUCKS
well Ms. Apples, you of course are your own worst critic and will have a tendenc...
Jan 13 2007 -
Weed causing paranoia for 5 days???
yep sounds like the reefer took control of your mind, just remember that song it...
Jan 13 2007 -
Nobody to blame but myself
dude, just stop being a lil poser!
Jan 10 2007 -
New ways to Masturbate?
first, youll want search the house for a mousetrap, once youve set the trap, ...
Jan 10 2007 -
Obbsessed
i believe you are just "fingerin out" the boredom, and who can blame y...
Jan 10 2007 -
can't give oral
my thoughts exactly Mr. 666
Jan 05 2007 -
Is history repeating? Hitler -> Radical Islam?
And one more thing, "history" began repeating itslf since it began.
Jan 05 2007 -
Is history repeating? Hitler -> Radical Islam?
Hmmm, interesting post, and i niether do i disagree or agree w/ a word posted, ...
Dec 29 2006 -
Thinking of things before they happen
that happens to epileptics just befor the onset of a seizure, i recommend callin...
Dec 29 2006 -
oh, no!
what can i get for $5?
Dec 29 2006 -
my sisters panites
Try doing it w/ a soiled diaper, this should help you break the habit. Good Lu...
Dec 14 2006 -
Time for a change.
"LittleFoot, Let your heart guide you" Good luck w/ that.
Dec 13 2006 -
Virgin curious but aprehensive
well said CabMan. i agree. Good Luck w/ that.
Dec 13 2006 -
Sounds silly...how can I GAIN weight?
Pasta, loads of pasta forgot that one.
Dec 13 2006 -
Sounds silly...how can I GAIN weight?
Beer and French Fries otta do the job for you, no seriously the there are weight...
Dec 13 2006 -
Girl trouble
just watch old episodes of Happy Days and take some lessons fr. The Fonze. Just ...
Dec 13 2006 -
Is it normal?
what exactly have you used in the past besides brushes and fruit?
Dec 13 2006 -
kanye west
"chavalito" ??
Dec 13 2006 -
WHAT HELPS size?
sounds like you need to eat heaps of Rocky Mountain Oysters and Habanero peppers...
Dec 13 2006 -
MethFettish
have you seen "The Salton Sea" its a good one, i recommend it but not ...
Dec 11 2006 -
i wanna do weed but i dont
so did you do it. or did you forget your password to get back in here?
Dec 11 2006 -
MOM SAYS NO!!
Honor thy Father and Mother! need i say more? she tell you this stuff for a reas...
Dec 11 2006 -
Lost It.
just stop having sex and save your body for sombody you really want to share it ...
Dec 11 2006 -
Should i tell?
keep it between you and your penis. you both must learn to trust eachother.
Dec 11 2006 -
Am i goin mad or is this normal.
well its normal to feel that way if your girls a tramp and flirts w/ all the guy...
Dec 11 2006 -
Is there something wrong with me?
youre an idiot lad and to the poster, go to the fukn doctor.
Dec 11 2006 -
To the cruel b*s***ds of this world.
i agree w/ Corbin and Claro, "were just here to have a good time and damn w...
Dec 09 2006 -
Weird things I can do with my body
can you rub your belly and pat your head at the same time?
Dec 09 2006 -
Pet Screwing
you should chop of your wang and feed it to your cat!
Dec 01 2006 -
Reply to this please
humans are the cockroaches of the Earth and most likely will never be totally ki...
Dec 01 2006 -
Work ethics
i agree w/ CabMan.
Nov 26 2006 -
First wet dream
At least you didnt have a wet dream bout SpongBob!
Nov 22 2006 -
masterbation
why do you care, are you tryin to have your childs child?
Nov 20 2006 -
Masturbating in men's clothing
i look like Eddie Munster! Do you look like Cousin Marilyn?
Nov 20 2006 -
not there yet
open your mind, not your legs!!!
Nov 20 2006 -
We are the world
hey Micheal, i have that "we are the world" album w/ you on the cover,...
Nov 20 2006 -
My smile.
do you have a pulse?
Nov 20 2006 -
Sex with too many people?
you sound pretty loose, have you no morals? open your mind not your legs!
Nov 20 2006 -
Drinking in the morning
they need help, but wont seek it until they are ready or when they start vomitin...
Nov 20 2006 -
everyone lyks him
yea tell someone, this guy is a needs help or jail time
Nov 20 2006 -
Hair around belly button
post a pic then i can really get down to the root of your problem!
Nov 20 2006 -
Im 37 and i still enjoy watching cartoons
yes very normal, and adult shows are boring, chek out Fairly OddParents!
Nov 19 2006 -
Tans Are Ugly
Mexican and Hispanic females are some of the most Beautiful women on Earth, not ...
Nov 19 2006 -
Bottles
Seems somewhat normal. so long as you are not too lazy to put a duece where it ...
Nov 19 2006 -
Current Life Predicament
the Earth is dying so who cares what your family or anyone thinks, have a good t...
Nov 19 2006 -
young vs mature
yea bangin your granny isnt right, but as for the other old bags, im sure theyd ...
Nov 18 2006 -
My soon to be X
just eat her!
Nov 18 2006 -
blacky-chan
your a douche for calling your MOM dumb, go play on the freeway!
Nov 18 2006 -
emo h8
oh and btw take Bobs advice and make the world a better place next time you cut,...
Nov 18 2006 -
emo h8
Hey CB69, are you related to Cab69?
Nov 17 2006 -
Do I masturbate for too long?
yea i agree, one horny and lonely female!
Nov 17 2006 -
Is it normal to....when your in church retreat?
i would have to say this is normal if your gay, and if you are your church will ...
Nov 17 2006 -
i have worms
try frying em up w/ onions, fresh garlic and add some hot sauce! ...
Nov 17 2006 -
Fire fetish?
yes yes fire fire video video hot hot!!!!!!
Nov 17 2006 -
he has sex with me when im asleep
if your able to sleep while your bf is pokin you then either your an ocean or he...
Nov 16 2006 -
is it watching a girl using a strap-on on a dude?
pull your head outta your ass fool!
Nov 16 2006 -
Scary Generation
...........THE BEGINNING OF THE END...........
Nov 16 2006 -
Yo should i be smoking?
you cant "do" weed fools you smoke it and if you smoke herb before or ...
Nov 16 2006 -
Chocolate.
very normal when you are white, big, or young.
Nov 11 2006 -
smarties
Smarties are alrite, but if you start thinking of getting into Pez then you may ...
Nov 10 2006 -
Sex with step mom
if your a liar please post a response.
Nov 10 2006 -
Broken heart
maybe you can find a nice stud to open up your back door. that oughta heal yo...
Nov 10 2006 -
bump and sores around my pussy and upper legs
sounds like herpes, check out this site afraidtoask.com
Nov 10 2006 -
Will I Make It Big???
so, what part did you get and how many lines do you have? im sure youll do ju...
Nov 10 2006 -
Help i enjoy sex with animals
there are farm animals in hell, have fun cowfukr.
Nov 10 2006 -
Another masterbation story. Sorry.
yea she probly wont tell because shes been scrubbing the toilet and the family p...
Nov 10 2006 -
My teacher...
dont do anything w/ him, he has old balls!
Nov 10 2006 -
i need help
stop touching yourself youll go blind! perhaps you mite try a vibrating t...
Nov 10 2006 -
recently found out my bf has hair on his ass..
accidently pour a pint of gasoline on him and torch that sasquatch!
Nov 10 2006 -
First dog oral experience.
and then there was this other time........
Nov 10 2006 -
Gerard Way
Geraldo, the talk show host?
Nov 10 2006 -
To shave or Not to shave
dont shave your face for like 3yrs and see how she likes it!
Nov 08 2006 -
pulsating eye
sure it may go away, but these may be the beginning signs of various health prob...
Nov 08 2006 -
Sweet sweet revenge
talk to your school counselor before killing anyone!
Nov 03 2006 -
Dad's a freakin cheater
fist do the assistant then her daughter(s) or niece(s) then threaten to tell if ...
Nov 03 2006 -
Me when i drunk
your a drunkard! expect high bar tabs when your of age to drink! or just quit wh...
Nov 01 2006 -
Is skinny a turn off
id get w/ you but im also skinny and think we mite ignite a fire, you know like ...
Nov 01 2006 -
i want to have sex with my mom
its normal for momma hamsters to flash their gash at their offspring and the mal...
Nov 01 2006 -
I have a G/F who eats her boogs at 23 yrs
soak her fingers in tabasco!!!
Nov 01 2006 -
Coke head
there is no arguing the plus side of using drugs or alcohol, those things are si...
Nov 01 2006 -
horney
very normal, when you dont think about women and sex, then thers a problem
Nov 01 2006 -
whats the point
Life is fkd up sometimes but you just gotta take the good w/ the bad "one d...
Nov 01 2006 -
heartbroken
cut all ties and move on to the next!
Nov 01 2006 -
I peed on my bf (haha)
wanna pee on my face? mmmmm
Oct 29 2006 -
screwed up EMOtions
Do you wear oversized shades, and dye your hair black, and listen to Avenged Sev...
Oct 29 2006 -
Stealing from work
has anyone seen my stapler?
Oct 29 2006 -
like an ant farm
the more time you spend looking at the "Big Picture" the less time you...
Oct 29 2006 -
like an ant farm
your world IS only an Ant Farm and I am your Creator. Dont Question MY Authorit...
Oct 29 2006 -
No sex because to fat
sounds like all of your relationship probs are weight-related, the answer is obv...
Oct 29 2006 -
Owwee
sounds like you have sensitive skin and the fact that you shave your pits, if in...
Oct 29 2006 -
period
how bout a lil oral fun!
Oct 29 2006 -
Starting to freak myself out....
its normal, happens to David Banner all the time, well when he gets angry!
Oct 29 2006 -
HOTTT!!!!!!!!1
your probly a skinny kid and w/ winter on its way it wouldnt be a bad idea to ma...
Oct 29 2006 -
Can't stop staring at retards
in the wild, a retarded/deformed newborn would not survive it would be left behi...
Oct 27 2006 -
14-year-old keeps hitting on ME.
no joke im really eating sum New England rite now...
Oct 27 2006 -
14-year-old keeps hitting on ME.
mmm Clam Chowder!!!
Oct 26 2006 -
I'm really scared!
its perfectly normal to encounter ghosts, purchase a ouija board and have a chat...
Oct 16 2006 -
Cutting...
theres computers in the state hospital?
Oct 16 2006 -
I'm 18 and I still don't shave
my Jesus beard didnt show up until after graduation and i never shaved or trimd ...
Oct 16 2006 -
Stopping Meds to Trip
what for stop the meds, you rely on them for "normal" function, just e...
Oct 16 2006 -
husband
Im also your husbands "friend" wanna give it a whirl?
Oct 15 2006 -
I don't hate emo kids
I like Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders!!!
Oct 15 2006 -
Sucking my cousins dick!
go to confession, get on your knees for penance and the bend over for a huge vot...
Oct 15 2006 -
Would he like it
you would be risking having a penis in your mouth.
Oct 15 2006 -
Grrrr argghhh
pehaps you should "drink it over" just dont do any drunk dialing!
Oct 15 2006 -
I'm in a affair
go to confession in the harlot church.
Oct 15 2006 -
Ballbusting
hmm, ive heard of this before. the remedy would be to place each teste in a vice...
Oct 15 2006 -
The guy i crave
maybe you should just wait until your both the same age.
Oct 15 2006 -
no sex???
does your bf hang out w/ his guy "friends" often? oh and the lingerie ...
Oct 15 2006 -
Are These Dreams Normal?
perhaps the meaning is reversed and you are more concerned if your new "fri...
Oct 14 2006 -
MJ Tour over.
Dammit! *Michael x 6 so sry!
Oct 14 2006 -
MJ Tour over.
*Micheal x 3 sry!
Oct 14 2006 -
MJ Tour over.
Thanks Again Micheal.
Oct 14 2006 -
MJ Tour over.
Micheal, Micheal, Motorcycle. Stepped on the Gas, And drove Me to Class.
Oct 06 2006 -
Am i trashy?
mmmm fish n chips n beer!!!
Oct 06 2006 -
Mirror Masturbation
and then proceed to give urslf a facial.
Oct 01 2006 -
Pubic hair factory
so where do on what part of the doll do u place the recycled pubes?
Oct 01 2006 -
Is it ok to bring fish to ....
alcholic boredom?
Oct 01 2006 -
Hangover laughs?
on a hangover i have an uncontrollabe urge to purge, many times over, i assume i...
Oct 01 2006 -
Bruises
rough sex?
Oct 01 2006 -
Toilet Paper Routine
try wipeez fr a wipee warmer, they make u wanna sh*t even more!
Sep 30 2006 -
Is it legal to....
mmm, kitty germs! :}
Sep 30 2006 -
Tired of Impressing
i think u look fine just the way u are.
Sep 30 2006 -
fucking dieing
Everythngs goig to be O.K. when i feel that way, i just do something nice for so...
Sep 30 2006 -
Laughing at pathetic stories
perty mormal, lmao right now!