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About JackTheSnipper

Name: Jack
Location: My Computer
Age: Ice Age
Sex: Yes, please.
Occupation: Barber
Favorite Food: Babies and Kittens
Hobbies: Torturing males, shaving then cooking kittens, learning new ways to cook babies and destroying George Bush, as he has stolen my food
Goals and challenges: Cooking the best baby you've ever seen, stop eating my wife's babies, and seeming dumber than anyone on this site(Now THAT'S how you challenge yourself)

Quote: "I always knew George Bush was evil.."

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Dec 03 2007 - i wish i was a whale If it's an Asian whale, you might live.

Dec 03 2007 - Racism is here! I've actually met quite a few Arabs. Quit being so racist, you damn idiot..

Oct 20 2007 - Racism is here! Mniraml, that's what I was going for. Cruel Intentions, yes, some "black&qu...

Oct 09 2007 - i am to conected YOU HAVE A HOT GF? I DID NOT KNOW YOU WERE BLIND MAY I PET YOUR SEEING EYE DOG?

Oct 09 2007 - Racism is here! Nope, I'm white. I just believe that racism is the foundation of hatred in moder...

Oct 05 2007 - So. I don't want to date girls... Ah, so you're Canadian. Fact: The Canadian dollar is better than the U.S. dollar...

Oct 03 2007 - What is your name? @Michelle: Whoa, your name is Michelle? I thought it was Cacapoopoopeepeeshire.

Sep 28 2007 - Racism is here! NORMAL_GUY! RACISM SHALL BE CAST ASIDE JUST AS MANY HAVE CAST ASIDE YOUR MOM FOR...

Sep 26 2007 - I want to f**k my wife sis There are few moral values I shall be serious in posting for, and this is one of...

Sep 26 2007 - My boyfriend can only cum once a day Pff, the only guy that gets off less than your boyfriend would have to be Jojo. ...

Sep 26 2007 - gurls can dance with each others guys can't IT'S NOT A DOUBLE STANDARD! Girls are still considered lesbians, but most girls ...

Sep 26 2007 - My wife's cat I burn all the fur off, also effectively cooking them.

Sep 26 2007 - Another strange hobby Stephen Colbert has Gaydar. I have STD-dar.

Sep 26 2007 - My bro runs you f**ks Before this jackass poster, I was actually proud to be an American, despite Pres...

Sep 26 2007 - got payed?! No, it's not normal, you're apparently a manwhore.

Sep 26 2007 - Transgender attraction I HAVE A SHEMALE IN MY ATTIC I AM TORTURING HER BY SLOWLY CUTTING HER PENIS OFF ...

Sep 26 2007 - Put Australia on a different planet RACISM AGAINST STEVE IRWIN?! NEVER! RAHHHHHHHH!

Sep 26 2007 - I chew on plastic I do this whenever I can, but it's just an odd habit that pisses my family off a...

Sep 26 2007 - How do I make friends in college? Sleep around if you're female(I read two words of your post, so don't blame me i...

Sep 26 2007 - Once upon a time.. HITLER! MY ARCH ENEMY! DIESES IST MEIN HOCHKONJUNKTURSTOCK! (This is my boomstic...

Sep 26 2007 - leaving to college Yes, but they will not miss you, and when you return to visit, all of the hot fe...

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