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About JanIAm
Name: Jan
Hey, nice to see the site's up and running again. I look forward to the rampant stupidity and oddball weirdness that made this place so unique before -- my love to all!
And may the Flying Spaghetti Monster be with you always...
JanIAm's Latest Comments
1 year, 7 months ago -
hello my little sex slavesFlickr, I've missed you. Still wearing your sister's undergarments, are you?
Nice to see some of the old crew back on board -- I always enjoyed your observations; hope to see you about...
1 year, 8 months ago -
Havnt been on here for like EVEROMG, you're still alive, Pooly. How have you been? Any luck recruiting for the KKK these days? ;-)
Anyhow, nice to see the site's up and running again -- I'm sure we'll bump heads from time to time...
1 year, 8 months ago -
i have sex every nightAnd you're 15, yes? I'm can't say that I'm all that positive about your future. Good luck with the STD's, pregnancy worries, and all of the other hassles associated with teen sex. Sex is complicated enough for us old folks; I feel a bit distressed when I consider what's in store for a 15-year-old ...
1 year, 8 months ago -
Squint wrinklesYep, it's normal, though unfortunate. The under-eye creases and folds seem to start at about the mid-twenties for some people. I was lucky that this wasn't a problem for me until well beyond my 30's. Avoiding too much sun and cigarette smoke can help -- that plus lots of water. (By the way, the ...
1 year, 8 months ago -
Havnt been on here for like EVERDot, how have you been??? Can't believe the site is up again. Great to see you, kid. Hope we'll run into each other here from time to time.
2 years, 1 month ago -
top 10 fakest piece of sh*t in IINHey, Dot. Hey, let's just start our own site; what do you say? I'm finding this place incredibly dull lately. Maybe it's just me...
2 years, 1 month ago -
shoesHey, pretty good there, Dot. What's on your list of things to do for the day?
2 years, 1 month ago -
shoesLOL. I love this video. Liam Sullivan is one of my favorite comics of all time. He's such a "betch" ;-)
2 years, 1 month ago -
(girl) likes to mastrubate infront of strangers(1) Post is by a male because ...
(2) The fantasy is completely atypical for a female as it is aggressive, kinky, AND antisocial. It might make a worthy short story in Hustler, I guess, but next time, turn on your spell checker. Unless mastrubation is some new pastime I should know about.
2 years, 1 month ago -
Am I dead inside?Sounds like there's a very large part of you that just doesn't want to be bothered at the moment. I've always found that sort of attraction to be a knee-jerk reaction kind of thing, which means that it happens at the level of your gut rather than your intellect, so I'm not sure that this is somethi...
2 years, 1 month ago -
CONSPIRACY OF LOVE.So you don't think these people "appear" damaged or perverted. Just how much do you think you can actually determine from a brief interview with these individuals, anyway? And how much really good information are you going to get from a child on the subject of sex with an adult, particularly if it...
2 years, 1 month ago -
These guys are wanted watch outOh, for Christ's sake. This post has been doing the rounds for at least six months. Give it a rest, will you? It isn't even particularly funny.
2 years, 1 month ago -
A Great DayEh -- we missed it. As it turned out, nobody wanted to go after all. No fair!! So I wound up running errands all day long, and cleaning the bearded dragon's cage. Not exactly the thrill of a life time. These beasts owe me BIG for Valentine's Day ...
2 years, 1 month ago -
are there any nice guysI find that I like people better when I keep my distance, quite frankly. The worst experiences I have had with others occurred in "close up and personal" situations such as marriages and love affairs, whereas I've done better with friendships and business relationships. Familiarity really DOES bre...
2 years, 1 month ago -
Smearing sh*t on your face? Turn on???Speaking strictly on my own behalf, this is not something that I could simply "forgive and forget." It would represent such a major breach in the entire relationship that I doubt I could just move on, even with counseling. However, if you are otherwise on firm ground with the relationship, I'd sug...
2 years, 1 month ago -
Anyone into Satanism, or black arts?Chris, that is a question with a really long answer. Maybe by e-mail. I don't mind answering it, but it's not so easily explained in a forum setting. And I promise not to write a dissertation on it :-D
2 years, 1 month ago -
Anyone into Satanism, or black arts?Gretchen, that means our birthdays are just two days apart. Cool! Two Scorpios, the best damned sign of the zodiac. Mine is on Halloween, and it's still a GREAT day to be born. And make all the jokes you want, folks. I've got every Halloween decoration you can possibly imagine, and more. I lov...
2 years, 1 month ago -
A Great DayHey -- missed you last night. We were watching "Pirates 3" on On Demand. Actually, I thought it sucked. Going to see "I am Legend" today maybe, though.
2 years, 1 month ago -
The Master Race.Well, I'm up for that. But what I've been trying to get B&B to do all along is to develop a method of exclusion. I mean, she's talking about getting rid of more than 90 percent of the existing population, depending upon which race is chosen to remain behind. I just want to know how she proposes t...