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Name: Jordan Ash
Location: Mass
Age: 15
Sex: female
Occupation: psshh, like i work
Favorite Food: oodles of noodles

Quote: "I'M COOL"

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33.33% Normal - SEX IS NICE! (7 Comments)

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Mar 11 2007 - SEX IS NICE! brotherly sex? i doubt it.

Mar 02 2007 - ALIENS!!! my sister's an alien.

Mar 01 2007 - to be addicted to cocaine Weed's cheaper.

Mar 01 2007 - SEX IS NICE! Shit head? ..that truly hurt.

Mar 01 2007 - how do you have anal Maybe her ass isn't big enough.

Mar 01 2007 - Farting out ur.... Whoever wrote this puts a shame to the human race. ..I mean seriously, farting ...

Mar 01 2007 - big big women I'd prolley suffocate.

Mar 01 2007 - wearing girls jeans You're going to need a razor blade to match your emo.

Mar 01 2007 - MOM SAYS NO!! MOM'S ARE NEVER RIGHT!

Mar 01 2007 - masterbate God didn't invent pillows to have sex with. He invented the male sexual organ, ...

Mar 01 2007 - Sex with myself I've done it before. It's quite fun, especially if you put different pictures on...

Mar 01 2007 - i cant cum during sex why Obviously, the girl is ugly.

Mar 01 2007 - Talking to cats Hell no, talking to the fish is better.

Mar 01 2007 - MY PARENTS HAVE SEX You have some incest problems!

Mar 01 2007 - masturbation Personally, I do it like 85,794,385,758 times a day.

Mar 01 2007 - STDS how are they still around Ever heard of sex?

Mar 01 2007 - wet paper for ass wiping Go buy babywipes, it will also get rid of the smell.

Mar 01 2007 - Deprressed? Go cut your wrists.

Mar 01 2007 - Kleenex Have sex with a paper towel roll, it's a better fit.

Mar 01 2007 - Cokeman VIVA PEPSI MOTHER FUCKERS!

Mar 01 2007 - Wish I was a girl Move to L.A. ...they'll except you.

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