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May 15 2007 - straight, bi, gay. . .? Aww I miss ya too sugar-pie! I had a great weekend too. Took my moma on a shoppi...
May 13 2007 - Ok this is so F-ed up now Forget about her, obviously she forgot about you. You're not that important to h...
May 11 2007 - straight, bi, gay. . .? I bought some sisy pants for you to wear, they have a hold on the ass part and a...
May 11 2007 - straight, bi, gay. . .? My name is norma-ray, I don't have any tattoos. I still have virgin skin. Don't...
May 11 2007 - straight, bi, gay. . .? Nope, no panties from Target. I was looking for a cool flower pot to repot my li...
May 10 2007 - straight, bi, gay. . .? I like bernadette and barbara-ann for a girl, wally or tyrone for a boy. Well al...
May 10 2007 - straight, bi, gay. . .? Her boobs are a bit saggy, mine still stands up. But I will try my best to confo...
May 09 2007 - READ THIS What do you want me to do about my dingleberries? Should I leave them for you?
May 09 2007 - Cannabis and Herpes Let have sex in the woods.
May 09 2007 - straight, bi, gay. . .? No, I was born with very feminine hands and feet. The other day my friend and I ...
May 09 2007 - Cannabis and Herpes I was just concerned because I don't want our dream trailor to be blown away.
May 09 2007 - straight, bi, gay. . .? Well I can get really cheap boobs in Thailand, lots of americans go there for th...
May 09 2007 - READ THIS You loved it! Next time your ass will meet my friend index.
May 09 2007 - straight, bi, gay. . .? It's not real baby, it's one of those photo programs that shows you what you and...
May 09 2007 - Cannabis and Herpes I work with a bunch of trash, most of them meet their lovers on the job. They've...
May 09 2007 - Really small? You're still going to be small when your reach your peak.
May 09 2007 - Cannabis and Herpes This girl accused me of liking her husband, she went on and on about how I want ...
May 09 2007 - straight, bi, gay. . .? I had to start wearing gloves when I noticed the anal toxins were ruining my man...
May 09 2007 - straight, bi, gay. . .? I'm sorry baby, I've been so busy with my pet grooming business and all. I've al...
May 07 2007 - Ladyboys I love you.
May 07 2007 - straight, bi, gay. . .? My moms firebird broke down so I couldn't get to you. We had to push it al lthe ...
May 07 2007 - Ladyboys Thats why a lot of men like Ladyboys, because they look like women on the outsid...
May 07 2007 - Salmon Thats normal, some cultures eat fermented fish, but they usually use salt to pre...
May 05 2007 - straight, bi, gay. . .? Yeah I can spot a Looney Tunes shirt from anywhere...I need you to give me a hai...
May 04 2007 - straight, bi, gay. . .? Would my hew hair help me fit in down there? Is that a Looney tunes shirt you go...
May 04 2007 - straight, bi, gay. . .? Thats funny I just got a hair cut too! I was going for the little orphan Annie l...
May 04 2007 - straight, bi, gay. . .? I gotta ask my mom if she can give me a lift to go see you...She's cool. Wow so ...
May 04 2007 - straight, bi, gay. . .? Yeah I had to recover from the surgery and find a back brace that would support ...
May 04 2007 - girl pics Myspace
May 04 2007 - straight, bi, gay. . .? I watched some wack French film about hiding jews in a Catholic boarding school ...
May 02 2007 - straight, bi, gay. . .? Sorry for abandoning you yesterday. I had to watch my netflix films. You're a po...
May 01 2007 - Chris UFC...whats that fool's problem? This is just the internet!
May 01 2007 - concave Well Bam's uncle Vito has a big dent on his back from a baseball, so I'm sure it...
May 01 2007 - straight, bi, gay. . .? sure, it'll help strengthen your back. Lets comment on all the posts that remind...
May 01 2007 - Analingus? You did that before? don't lie.
May 01 2007 - straight, bi, gay. . .? Yep, lets go to sears' website first. I need a rototiller.
May 01 2007 - Female with only male friends Yeah! that's why ChrisUFC likes me!
May 01 2007 - I am a U.S. soldier, please help me You're lying. The military won't put siblings at the same squad after WW2 when 5...
May 01 2007 - straight, bi, gay. . .? My pits are spikey, with some ingrown hairs. what about yours? I also have a tra...
Apr 30 2007 - straight, bi, gay. . .? LOL why do gay guys like to say "I want to give it to you"? I want you...
Apr 30 2007 - straight, bi, gay. . .? yes I looks alot like him, but my hair is now corn braided, and I had my barber ...
Apr 30 2007 - straight, bi, gay. . .? yes baby..I fondle myself when I see your photos. I fantasize about you putting ...
Apr 30 2007 - straight, bi, gay. . .? nah ah..It's tearing up my heart when I'm with youuu...but when we are apart I f...
Apr 30 2007 - I'm PHAT...& Love It!!!! Let me guess...you're a Monique fan? From The Parkers.
Apr 30 2007 - Am I bi? Out of all the people in America, I never watched the Titanic.
Apr 30 2007 - straight, bi, gay. . .? ok what about now?
Apr 30 2007 - i want my husband to suffer Move on with your life, life always finds a way to make people pay for the wrong...
Apr 30 2007 - Disgusting Fat Goth Chick Have some tolerance.
Apr 30 2007 - straight, bi, gay. . .? Let him be gay for Christ sakes! Control the population.
Apr 30 2007 - Masturbating In Front Of Me??? Hope a new kid moves in and ask to change partners. OR you can embarrass him so ...
Apr 30 2007 - My Nasty Breast For all the non-believers: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aIXSwlmE-Nk
Apr 29 2007 - Can't taste anything.. yeah it happens to me when I'm extremely stressed. You can't taste what you're e...
Apr 29 2007 - is it normal not to have any ovaries? yes if you're a male.
Apr 29 2007 - Im afraid of what could happen Ignore her then! stop being weak.
Apr 29 2007 - Im afraid of what could happen Listen kid, you think you have problems but you really don't. My BF of 5 years t...
Apr 28 2007 - Desire to kill chavs ? I watched him on E! True Hollywood Story, said he was violent drug addict. That ...
Apr 28 2007 - Desire to kill chavs ? Seems like the priveleged kids that live around me, they do things out of bordem...
Apr 27 2007 - Desire to kill chavs ? Kinda like the people that try to squeegee my windshield when I stop at a red li...
Apr 27 2007 - my head Take asprin.
Apr 27 2007 - The wrong feelings for the telletubbies ? :( telletubbies live with the Hobbits.
Apr 27 2007 - Desire to kill chavs ? WTF is Chavs?
Apr 27 2007 - Whale You want people to stick their finger in your blow hole
Apr 27 2007 - a pimple on my d***? pearly penile papules, google it, that might be it if you're not sexually active...
Apr 27 2007 - Long vaginal lips I meant Done*
Apr 27 2007 - Long vaginal lips Get labiaplasty, saw some girl on DOC 90210 get it sone, she said it hurts to we...
Apr 27 2007 - star wars I hate any movies with "STAR" in the titles.
Apr 27 2007 - Teen runaway Change schools
Apr 27 2007 - my ex girlfriend is a w**** Post embarrassing photos of her on the net.
Apr 27 2007 - Insest sex life Keep it and show the baby on Ripley's Believe It Or Not to make some money.
Apr 26 2007 - My Nasty Breast WTF that's got to be a botfly larva infestation! Those things burrow into your s...
Apr 26 2007 - Druggie friend Mind your damn business.
Apr 25 2007 - Im thinking about a Russian Mail Order Bride You're desperate. Those girls want US citizenship! Not a husband. Many of them f...
Apr 25 2007 - HELP! Keep doing it and your fingers will look like my photo.
Apr 25 2007 - Is this wrong? I suggest you go to one of those dating sites that cater to those who have aids,...
Apr 25 2007 - Don't want to give boyfriend head Yep, c0ck turns them bad.
Apr 25 2007 - Don't want to give boyfriend head Don't do it, you're a good girl.
Apr 25 2007 - Fingering myself look at my fingers.
Apr 25 2007 - yes/no No
Apr 25 2007 - Lets all meet. most of these people would probably need their parents permission to do that.
Apr 25 2007 - I stole my wifes pillow Hug a cactus.
Apr 25 2007 - Flour addiction Do you shitt bread?
Apr 25 2007 - I want to have sex with my self Yeah I'm so hot, I love myself too.
Apr 25 2007 - what do i do get with her mother, that'll show her.
Apr 24 2007 - i NEED bigger breasts Pimple titties are the rave right now. I read an article that said visible nippl...
Apr 24 2007 - Wife Sharing My BF wanted me to do that, I told hin F*ck you! I'm not the sharing type, sting...
Apr 24 2007 - PEnis You can make it thicker by sticking it in a cup full if fire ants.
Apr 24 2007 - I only desire solitude. I know a guy like that, he saved some money and bought land in Alaska. It's dirt...
Apr 23 2007 - I find the phrase "Sloppy Titties" very arousing. You mean big, long, deflated breast with large areolas?
Apr 23 2007 - Im homicidal / suicidal.. Im only 16 Find a hobby, like sewing.
Apr 23 2007 - is it rude to blow your nose at the dinner table I think it's gross. I dont understand when people say to cover your mouth when t...
Apr 23 2007 - So pringles are disgusting Nope, I like them. My fav is the Salt and Vinegar.
Apr 23 2007 - I AM PREGNANT!!!!! You must be overweight, overweight girls mature faster. A lot of them also have ...
Apr 23 2007 - Frog Leegs I've had frog legs at a Chinese buffet in North Carolina once. You might want to...
Apr 23 2007 - I like him He's probably a closet homo. I'd suggest you walk around naked and see if he tak...
Apr 23 2007 - what should i do? Oh yeah, I'd LOVE to be with someone who doesn't want people to know they've bee...
Apr 23 2007 - So Far Away... Target and Wal-Mart pays better than KFC! I'd try to get a landscaping job with ...
Apr 22 2007 - Me and my dogs I once rode my bike through a swarm of nats and caught one in my eye. Try catchi...
Apr 22 2007 - messy Well you can't ever get rid of him because he's your childrens father and your g...
Apr 22 2007 - Pain when I sneeze That happens to me sometimes. I get shooting pains from my forearm to my wrist. ...
Apr 22 2007 - is it ok to be atiest??? Yup, but don't tell your mom or she'll send you to Jesus camp.
Apr 22 2007 - I want to beat up women... Is it normal? Do it to Star Jones.
Apr 22 2007 - is this normal?!?!?!?!!?!?!?! Ok then, ask yourself this, do you act like your normal selves when you first da...
Apr 22 2007 - is this normal?!?!?!?!!?!?!?! All guys do that in the begining, they eventually go back to thier normal(ass-ho...
Apr 22 2007 - camcorrderr Look in your dad's pocketbook.
Apr 22 2007 - serious stare Maybe he knows you.
Apr 21 2007 - Is it normal for guys to wear leather pants? My Ex-BF wore these black Tommy Hilfiger leather pants ALL the time. Probably 90...
Apr 21 2007 - AAAH FUCK NEED HELP ASAP She already told you shes doesn't like you like that, get the picture. Telling h...
Apr 21 2007 - knocking stuff off a desk You must get punked alot. You gotta throw the books AT them after you pick them ...
Apr 21 2007 - is my girlfriend cheating on me? If it makes you uncomfortable, confront her, if she doesn't care, then leave. I ...
Apr 21 2007 - Porto Pottie. Porto potties are freakin disgusting! I rather go behind a bush than squat over ...
Apr 21 2007 - What does he want from me? He's frustrated.
Apr 21 2007 - Electric toothbrush I tend to take things from time to time and forget to return them, but other peo...
Apr 21 2007 - Jesus is in my room You are Mel Gibson.
Apr 21 2007 - Can you see air if your looking? You can see them on the school bus, when the sun use to hit my eyes.
Apr 20 2007 - australians have opinions Yeah Bindi is kinda loud.
Apr 20 2007 - I Secretly Hate My Best Friend Yes, you are jealous; jealous because she will have what you can't. She has thin...
Apr 20 2007 - Mouse pad mess Hire a pide piper.
Apr 20 2007 - What is that wierd feeling you get when........ You watch Men in Black alot?
Apr 20 2007 - How does sex just happens? Find a woman that will actually fall for you first. If you're asking this, you p...
Apr 20 2007 - taking a pole on who does sexual asphyxia I like breathing, so no.
Apr 20 2007 - What should i do Video tape them.
Apr 20 2007 - Long ass farts You and my BF can have a farting contest. I wake to the sound of fart echoing in...
Apr 16 2007 - Gangster Yeah I'm in, since I'm a female do I have to shave my eyebrows off and draw them...
Apr 15 2007 - I beat up my girl friends son Well smelling other peoples farts does piss me off but not enough to break someo...
Apr 14 2007 - I accidently raped my cousin Rape isn't an accident.
Apr 14 2007 - Helpme Gastric Bypass, if you have insurance.
Apr 14 2007 - Gangster People join gangs because they want to fit in and are weak and can't stand on th...
Apr 14 2007 - LOTF character Piggy will have a big rock fall on his head. Read "The Catcher in The Rye&...
Apr 14 2007 - I dont want friends sometimes Make friends with ugly nerds.
Apr 14 2007 - Cuttting your wrists It feels stupid.
Apr 14 2007 - My face. She is maturing early, thats the problem. She probably needs some type of hormon...
Apr 14 2007 - Young boys, please send me pics of your penises This person is trying to make people send photos to someones else's email to fuc...
Apr 09 2007 - why did he create us ? I don't subscribe to religion either. I think you should do it all the way or do...
Apr 08 2007 - can you help me with my ipod? Yeah get an outlet charger. It's convienient if you cant carry a computer around...
Apr 08 2007 - My Male Navel Don't gay men pierce their right ear? I guess it's ok if you don't pierce your r...
Apr 08 2007 - Urgent Feedback Take the bus if you can't keep your eyes open.
Apr 07 2007 - why did he create us ? If you are a true believer then you should have enough discipline to not ask suc...
Apr 07 2007 - What is happening to our country? Move to Romania. They're just as intolerant as you are.
Apr 07 2007 - MARVIN GAYE I don't think kids here know about the great Marvin. I like him too.
Apr 07 2007 - stealing ink pens You gotta move on to bigger and better things like markers or hilighters.
Apr 06 2007 - this guy Or maybe you just need a father figure.
Apr 06 2007 - this guy He must have an outstanding personality!
Apr 06 2007 - drugs So that she has someone to get arrested with when she gets caught.
Apr 06 2007 - is it normal??? WTF, why is it that atleast 5 people post something about fingering themselves e...
Apr 06 2007 - OJ Simpson He was never found guilty, but he was acquitted. He was then found liable and wa...
Apr 06 2007 - I sh*t my pants at work It's normal. One time I was at the mall and noticed a woman walking quickly towa...
Apr 06 2007 - Eating Habits Eat in your room. Or bring earphones to the dinner table.
Apr 06 2007 - I cheated on my g'f with a pidgeon It's pigeon! P-i-g-e-o-n. Hope he pecks you for that! Bird seeds and news papers...
Apr 05 2007 - Do vaginas have a penis? The cervix looks like a penis head, google it.
Apr 05 2007 - Deer Park Deer park, Long Island? That shit is ghetto.
Apr 05 2007 - thumb sucker That messes up your teeth.
Apr 05 2007 - whats wrong wif me? Give her a gummy bears, all girls love gummy bears. Don't talk to her after you ...
Apr 05 2007 - Looked in the mirror ! Ooompa Loompa.
Apr 05 2007 - I want to loose weight I hope you're a girl. When I was in High school, I was heavier because I was sti...
Apr 05 2007 - my ass Sit on a land mine.
Apr 05 2007 - My f**k buddy is my best friend's boyfriend You're actually eating her p*ssy when you're giving him head. Have some self-res...
Apr 05 2007 - Picked up a hitchhiker You picked up Kenny Chesney.
Apr 05 2007 - my girlfriend With rocks might I add.
Apr 04 2007 - how can one excite a man without touching him My BF gets excited when I hold up money.
Apr 04 2007 - ltelling my experience thats all Leave your wife, she's obviously not good enough to keep you from posting this s...
Apr 04 2007 - ulcers There%u2019s no proof that canker sores stem from Herpes. Don't listen to them. ...
Apr 04 2007 - low confidence Enter a spelling bee contest. Spell your way into their hearts.
Apr 04 2007 - Zach Braff Jewish/jews isn't a race. It's a religion!
Apr 03 2007 - Jackass----the show and movie I like the part in Jackass 2 when they tell "Danger Ehren" that he has...
Apr 03 2007 - I think that I hate my mom Tell your dad she's cheating on him.
Apr 03 2007 - Hate the UK Britain DID lose a war genius, The War of 1812. That%u2019s why you guys hate us...
Apr 03 2007 - starting work in a factory Go to a wholesale store and buy whatever you people like to eat in your region, ...
Apr 02 2007 - how many friends outside of work are normal? Everyone I work with has problems that I don't wish to deal with outside of the ...
Apr 02 2007 - Trackies You talking about track pants? running pants?
Apr 02 2007 - Biting for blood Ever thought about hepatitis?
Apr 02 2007 - car sticker I can make one for you, but you have to trade me something.
Apr 02 2007 - Is It Wrong To Do What I Feel I don't want to move in with my bf because I wouldn't feel secure like I do with...
Apr 02 2007 - Hard working dole bludger LMAO! WTF are talking about? Do you mean "dough" as in bread, as in Mo...
Apr 02 2007 - Donkey Show Thats interesting, but I guess anything is legal in Mexico.
Apr 02 2007 - help? That's normal, my BF and I use to lock ourselves in our bedrooms and do it all d...
Apr 02 2007 - The Urge to Smash Someone's Head In You think that%u2019s bad, my cousin had a German shepherd; it was a quiet, doci...
Apr 02 2007 - Cutting others hair You know that would take away a woman%u2019s confidence and lower her self-estee...
Apr 02 2007 - My Bf's Butt Odor.... My BF has that problem; I just don't go near that area. It makes me gag. Guys ca...
Apr 02 2007 - Sex wit Sis Don't you guys see, his mom wants to break his sister in so she can sell her off...
Apr 02 2007 - moneys tight Ever thought about getting roommate? Do you have any parents or anyone that can ...
Apr 02 2007 - Is it Herpes? You need to be seen immediately. People here might bash you for this post but it...
Apr 02 2007 - Is it Herpes? Sorry to hear that, but most likely you do have herpes if you and your BF hand s...
Apr 02 2007 - Im not a fag Usually that's the case, guys show hatred for gays in public, then go home a bea...
Apr 02 2007 - Brushing Teeth I believe this is you? http://www.syslog.com/~jwilson/pics-i-like/toothy.jpg ...
Apr 02 2007 - bum crack You mean mold. You might have a dermatitis. Ringworm, eczema, perhaps? do they l...
Apr 02 2007 - Am i f*cking crazy? Tell your friends to get thier own BF then see if they still feel the same way t...
Apr 02 2007 - sucking my own shlong I'd be impressed of you can sniff your own ass. It doesn%u2019t take much to amu...
Apr 02 2007 - my rectum Do you mean you went horseback riding and now your ass hurts? I heard people say...
Apr 01 2007 - tampon Vs. pad Tampons disrupt your natural mentrual flow; I'd suggest you just use a pad -with...
Apr 01 2007 - Strange eating habbits He could just be too cheap to spend money on food. I work with a girl that goes ...
Apr 01 2007 - Some say im retard they ride in mini buses
Apr 01 2007 - Too fat Consider gastric bypass.
Apr 01 2007 - Help! Comments, Please Maybe he has a wife and kids at home?
Apr 01 2007 - Hurt a friend Is your friend an older gentleman that you met at a youth center?
Apr 01 2007 - semen Thats corn syrup.
Apr 01 2007 - starting work in a factory Sell luch to the factory workers.
Apr 01 2007 - Desperately seeking Advice You fuccked it up by peeing everywhere. Go buy yourself a pack of Depends.
Apr 01 2007 - I killde dog Are you Italian? Sounds like an Italian guy trying to write in english.
Apr 01 2007 - Is this the wrong use of vomit? You know an old white man names Leroy? Thats cool. I once read about a teen whit...
Apr 01 2007 - Cats Love or Loathe This kid is so cute. Cats are ok if you remove their anal glands so the can't sp...
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