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Feb 09 2009 - hatred of fags How can you compare gas dodgers to a ciggy? I mean thats like saying football i...
Feb 09 2009 - my wife left me for a black man My advice is to turn gay and send her pics if anything it will confuse the hell ...
Feb 09 2009 - I feel like killing, stealing, burning and raping I think you were raped as a child, correct me if I'm wrong but you seem the sort...
Feb 09 2009 - Wierd Name Once, a Hindu, a Sardar and an American were travelling in an aeroplane. Sudden...
Feb 09 2009 - is nibbling on your partner's ear normal? I guess if you like being groped by Hannibal Lecter its very normal
Feb 09 2009 - It's easier for me to talk to strangers Completely normal its an in built human thing that we don't like being judged bu...
Feb 09 2009 - Being in love with a recovering down addict. The only help you shold have gave was to your self and kick him to the curb, so ...
Dec 21 2008 - I peed the bed incontinence is a sine of getting old its natural just get some nappies as IO th...
Dec 21 2008 - IS THIS SO SICK??? GUYS??? HELP? You need to seek help, you really do that is so sick i wish you would leave now
Dec 13 2008 - i hate it when girls say there ugly agree with her see what she does
Dec 11 2008 - Big fear of hackers and being hacked OK want safe advice? Change your operating system to lynux. why you ask? Because...
Dec 11 2008 - Is it Just Another Stoner Moment ? This happens some times by smoking or doing drugs, it heightens the responses in...
Dec 11 2008 - 25-year-old virgin lips yes people just don't want to say the truth because your a nice girl but really ...
Dec 11 2008 - JUST WORD OF ADVICE A word of advice for you! LAY OFF THE DRUGS!!!
Dec 02 2007 - am i bi? probably bi curious or just like seeing guys get taken up the shitter either way...
Dec 02 2007 - The Twat Is Back!!!! fuck you shit liped mothers cunt with cum stains
Nov 30 2007 - Anal Sex ok dude you are having fantases that you are a girl almost as believable as you ...
Nov 11 2007 - LFC your my hero!!!! what are you going on abot cunty bolox?
Nov 05 2007 - I think i HATE everybody ah shut your suck hole
Oct 31 2007 - Im an EMO!!!!! I meant in reality not in your fantasy world
Oct 30 2007 - What you looking at?? Why you wanna keep mentioning my name? I no you love me but sorry you have't got...
Oct 29 2007 - Im an EMO!!!!! last chance for what?
Oct 29 2007 - Im an EMO!!!!! I have many friends plus a life unlike you fuck face!!
Oct 29 2007 - The Twat Is Back!!!! Dream on you are nothing but a jam rag!!
Oct 29 2007 - What you looking at?? Listen cock sucker, you wanna be a real bad guy? Talking shit and sending me lil...
Oct 27 2007 - The Twat Is Back!!!! so what would that make you, a winnit?
Oct 27 2007 - The Twat Is Back!!!! who have I grassed up???
Oct 27 2007 - Im an EMO!!!!! go find a brain cell
Oct 26 2007 - The Twat Is Back!!!! @ poster Oh great one minute I'm a racist now I'm this!! What ever next? If any...
Oct 25 2007 - Im an EMO!!!!! And you are a joke!!!
Oct 25 2007 - Im an EMO!!!!! Fag?? What???
Oct 25 2007 - Im an EMO!!!!! hahaha,
Oct 25 2007 - Im an EMO!!!!! And you sir are a mindless moronic imbecile!!!
Oct 25 2007 - Im an EMO!!!!! you are gone off nob cheese!!!
Oct 25 2007 - A UK lad here I agree this is some numskull who obviously has never been out his front door le...
Oct 25 2007 - onpojboj; or= *for*
Oct 25 2007 - onpojboj; your the one falling or it you dumb fuck!!!
Oct 24 2007 - John Lennon oh I'm sorry was that to much for you to comprehend? Hows this: YOU ARE A DUMB...
Oct 24 2007 - I think i HATE everybody funny shit!!!
Oct 24 2007 - I don't feel bad at all... funny shit!!!
Oct 24 2007 - Software app. haters funny shit!!!
Oct 24 2007 - Im an EMO!!!!! /* CSS Document */ table, tr, td { background-color:transparent; border:none;...
Oct 24 2007 - desperate for sex Who Cares!!!
Oct 24 2007 - MY Vagina IS cut!!!!!! OUCH!!!! funny shit!!!
Oct 24 2007 - Look at this!!! funny shit!!!
Oct 24 2007 - my sis man try this funny shit!!!
Oct 24 2007 - John Lennon yes I'm very gay, in fact I'm the gayest what else you got turd eating monkey fu...
Oct 24 2007 - Does anyone like to pee there pants? try this funny shit!!!
Oct 22 2007 - John Lennon yes
Oct 22 2007 - gay men have bigger dicks! Your a fag!!!
Oct 22 2007 - Muslim Jokes listen douche bag your the slut bitch so shut your god dam suck hole or go suck ...
Oct 11 2007 - Muslim Jokes I find them quite funny actually
Sep 17 2007 - anal masterbation Listen Il give you a clue........Just scrole down!!! ...
Sep 17 2007 - The mind is a terrible thing to waste Did your grandparents disown you when you were born or something? You should re...
Sep 17 2007 - WHAT c*ntS!!!!! I cant stop laughing, what a great post!!! hahahahahahahahahahahahahahha
Sep 17 2007 - Hotchic here!! Fuck you bitch!!!!
Sep 17 2007 - WHAT c*ntS!!!!! So you know what a heroin addicts toilet looks like?? Probably because you are o...
Sep 16 2007 - I like Fucking Hookers on Crack What do you call a little mexican? A paragraph, because he's not quite an essay
Sep 12 2007 - Whats with people? Id say its mostly the 30 yr old virgin I.E spam the cheap ass ham!!
Sep 12 2007 - Happy Ramadan to all of ya ( Muslims) Did some one order a bacon sandwich?
Sep 12 2007 - Can you be to British yes I agree with both of you the focking tard
Sep 12 2007 - To much sh*t May I give you the one who posts the most shit because thats all he knows!! I d...
Sep 11 2007 - Can you be to British Thank you dude!!
Sep 11 2007 - drink my mothers milk I agree you only have to look at spam a lot there!
Sep 11 2007 - Can you be to British Listen twat there is no such language you speak English!! If you want to waste ...
Sep 11 2007 - Bumps on my male part! experts please could be infected hair folocles this is quite common.
Sep 11 2007 - Can you be to British Actually get it right we are your masters and you speak English you insestuas fu...
Sep 11 2007 - A very VERY weird sex fantasy Oh so thats normal for you then?
Sep 11 2007 - Poetry And the winner by KO iiiiiiissssssssssss NEWBIE!!!!
Sep 11 2007 - John Lennon You wish you were me you fucking looser! Do you have a life or is it that sad t...
Sep 11 2007 - Can you be to British You have never traveled far have you?
Sep 11 2007 - A very VERY weird sex fantasy Normal for a sick focker!
Sep 11 2007 - Poetry Thats a poor poem I could do better and I cant write poetry!!
Sep 11 2007 - Poetry No I'm much worse!! So stop sniffing you sisters panties and tell your dad too ...
Sep 09 2007 - John Lennon Hey hes cool he just told you cock munchers what needed to be said!!!!
Sep 09 2007 - chocolate in poo your a shit stabbing fudge packer with aids!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sep 09 2007 - i love my dirty bed sheets You focking backward retarded Jew fock get back to the trailer park and never wa...
Sep 09 2007 - Foreskin Your a focking Jew focker!!!!!!!!!!!
Sep 09 2007 - LFC here Your all a55 munching fock monkies who blow there dads and fuck themselves with ...
Sep 07 2007 - John Lennon A dick on LSD? He made more money than you will make in a life time you ignorant...
Sep 04 2007 - cancer, infection or nothing to worry about No problem glad to help and my advice tell your wife so she can go with you to t...
Sep 04 2007 - How do you find.... Glad I helped
Sep 04 2007 - cancer, infection or nothing to worry about Thank you for pointing that out. I meant immune!!
Sep 04 2007 - Can you be to British Are you answering for me now dick wad? You have know idea what I meant!! How eve...
Sep 04 2007 - cancer, infection or nothing to worry about dont worry its just your throat were you cough some times the vein at the back o...
Sep 04 2007 - How do you find.... Go to your profile and look for the comment you made click on it an hey presto! ...
Sep 03 2007 - Can you read?????????? What a surprise your intelligence surpasses you again, the picture is missing no...
Sep 03 2007 - English Spastics ? At last some one with common sense and some pride in being ENGLISH!!!
Sep 03 2007 - Black boaring, not wasting my time reading gay 5hit you Jew
Sep 03 2007 - Can you be to British well like I said if we had a government with balls they would arrange some guard...
Sep 03 2007 - Can you be to British It must be shit being you really it must!!
Sep 03 2007 - Can you be to British I think we need to develop a super party that covers the US and UK so that any f...
Sep 03 2007 - Family discipline blog your just inbred bunch of Jews
Sep 03 2007 - Shit stains HAHAHA we cant git rid of you dose that make you a shit stain
Sep 03 2007 - Can you be to British No they are trying to deminish our history all of it my niece came back the othe...
Sep 03 2007 - Can you be to British Thanks man I take back what i wrote about you being crazy
Sep 03 2007 - im afraid of death. (sisophous please help!) Your a crazy bastard and I want to shoot you bitch boy!!!
Sep 03 2007 - Im the king Hes a self proclaimed fag thats all he is with German gay turban wearing ginger ...
Sep 03 2007 - Im the king Its an award all the same so thanks. We didn't invent the Olympics you only stat...
Sep 02 2007 - im afraid of death. (sisophous please help!) The leader of a big cult well Jesus can go suck on my ball sack
Sep 02 2007 - Can you be to British Alrighty then!!!
Sep 02 2007 - she-male Your a fag for saying your not a fag, you should hook up with tinkius the fag, h...
Sep 02 2007 - she-male your a fag for saying this fag is not a fag, you two fags should hook up have a ...
Sep 02 2007 - Can you be to British I forgott to mention Bar bar black sheep and your post reminded me its a nursery...
Sep 02 2007 - Can you be to British OH and thanks I forgot to mention things like golly wogs, my black sambo, and ba...
Sep 02 2007 - Can you be to British If you were British you would understand!!!
Sep 02 2007 - Poetry So fucking funny and I think could be true? laughing my a55 off
Sep 02 2007 - Can you be to British What no racist comments at all? OK I will try.... Point one, yes people are sc...
Aug 31 2007 - Poetry hey Davinski is my name!!! The sites ok I will write something soon ok, but onl...
Aug 31 2007 - John Lennon well if its a dream we don't have control over them really so yeah its normal. ...
Aug 31 2007 - Male virgins--Are they as rare as we think? sounds like a good line I'm gonna try that one, the sympathetic guy routine suck...
Aug 31 2007 - Weird Sex Fantasy. Is It Normal? Its normal for you supose it goes with your cold heart!!
Aug 31 2007 - should i f*ck a white girl? You should fuck her see if she has a kepp a niggor baby
Aug 31 2007 - terds listen sh!t brick go munch on your winnits cus no one cares!!
Aug 31 2007 - More Insults I think the psyco has a poin although a very minor point. but what ever who car...
Aug 31 2007 - More Insults who you calling an ass hole, you should shut your suck hole, butt munch!!!
Aug 31 2007 - More Insults no but they are amusing and worth sharing, You vacuous, toffee-nosed, malodorous...
Aug 31 2007 - Great Insults American humor is funny though in a daft sort of way, scrubs is the best!!
Aug 31 2007 - Great Insults Did you forget to read to??
Aug 30 2007 - Great Insults of course they are
Aug 30 2007 - More Insults here is a few more. We can always tell when you are lying. Your lips move. Whe...
Aug 30 2007 - 50 Crazy Things to do During a Exam 1/3 So, a thought crossed your mind? Must have been a long and lonely journey.
Aug 30 2007 - Nipple sucking I know you are nobody's fool but maybe someone will adopt you.
Aug 30 2007 - Sex with my cousin Are your parents siblings?
Aug 30 2007 - Can people really get addicted to weed? I could make a monkey out of you, but why should I take all the credit?
Aug 30 2007 - Can people really get addicted to weed? how did I know what? I'm nearly 6 foot so the hight thing is bull crap thats jus...
Aug 30 2007 - Muslim Jokes Yes it is amuses me any how
Aug 30 2007 - Just can't get a girlfriend All you need is a game plan. Something to say(Hi is always a good start). Try to...
Aug 30 2007 - His Power level... get a piece of paper and start counting how many cuts you can give your self if ...
Aug 30 2007 - Muslim Jokes How did you get here? Did someone leave your cage open? seriously what the fuck...
Aug 30 2007 - Should I resign? are you a cop or a prostitute? Waste of time!!!!!!!!!!!!! if this is the shit y...
Aug 30 2007 - Black guys White women Do you ever wonder what life would be like if you'd had enough oxygen at birth?
Aug 30 2007 - Black guys White women Are you always this stupid or are you making a special effort today
Aug 30 2007 - i am upsessed with the beatles!!! Just like to say that your attitude goes with the same person you aspire to be(P...
Aug 29 2007 - Schoolgirl panties When you talk, other people get hoarse just listening.
Aug 29 2007 - Cutting... They say that two heads are better than one. In your case, one would have been b...
Aug 29 2007 - Muslim Jokes hahahahahaha Funny funny FUNNY!!!!!
Aug 29 2007 - Is it normal to hate the British? Don't you have a terribly empty feeling - in your skull?
Aug 29 2007 - I hate emo kids He is living proof that man can live without a brain!
Aug 29 2007 - I hate emo kids Go ahead, tell them everything you know. It'll only take 10 seconds.
Aug 29 2007 - Can people really get addicted to weed? Sit down and give your mind a rest.
Aug 29 2007 - Can people really get addicted to weed? no I smoked weed for years and didn't get adicted to it but did have a craving f...
Aug 29 2007 - nig-gers lol thats the shit is wack, oh sorry stole your line.
Aug 29 2007 - ok i need help bad!!!!!!!!(this is not a joke) thank you I do try
Aug 29 2007 - Boyfriend wants to screw me as game girl! you should get rid of that fucking game before he gets other ideas!!! talk to hi...
Aug 29 2007 - ok i need help bad!!!!!!!!(this is not a joke) illiterates can't understand
Aug 29 2007 - My fetish People say that you are outspoken, but not by anyone that I know of
Aug 29 2007 - ok i need help bad!!!!!!!!(this is not a joke) The typical teenage mind tends to veer toward sexual tendencies. The mere insinu...
Aug 29 2007 - nig-gers dude your a psycho I hate the fucks too but id never kill one they do a good eno...
Aug 29 2007 - My Penis Size I'm very careful of how I express my opinions of you because I want to put as mu...
Aug 29 2007 - ok i need help bad!!!!!!!!(this is not a joke) The mind reader had a very busy day today reading minds. You were a vacation for...
Aug 29 2007 - ok i need help bad!!!!!!!!(this is not a joke) shave ya pubes its meant to help if ya dicks small
Aug 28 2007 - Do you think Amy Winehouse is sexy ? hell no the junkyfied tatoo mungaring HO
Aug 28 2007 - I have decided that I hate n*****s go here http://www.zipperfish.com/toons/yaafm/yaafm-12-muslims/
Aug 26 2007 - Am i bisexual or bicurious??? you take up your pooper because your a FAGGOTT
Aug 26 2007 - Im the king hey kitty the greatest team to put on a red shirt
Aug 26 2007 - Im the king the only sport you convicts are good at is cricket but then you've had the time ...
Aug 26 2007 - "THAT'S SO GAY" RANT THATS SO GAY!!!!!!!
Aug 18 2007 - I'm a dude, anal sex with my best friends father is this a gay thing?
Aug 18 2007 - Am i bisexual or bicurious??? NIETHER your a fag, fag fag fag FAGGOTT
Aug 18 2007 - Im the king ok so your an Aussie, do you work in a chain?
Aug 18 2007 - Im the king Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental.
Aug 17 2007 - Im the king after all the shit i recieved i thought why not put something up
Aug 17 2007 - Im the king let me guess you support Yovile town
Aug 17 2007 - Im the king your just jealous that not only is our team once again on the verge of greatness...
Aug 17 2007 - porn- i need help You are a woefully foul mauvais sujet and a gluttonous, cold-hearted tasteless a...
Aug 17 2007 - Im the king To focking right!!!
Aug 17 2007 - fat ppl and big cups All of your ancestors must number in the millions; it's hard to believe that man...
Aug 17 2007 - anyone use heating gel ? You are a preposterously lascivious dolt and a demented, nostril-offending moles...
Aug 17 2007 - my penis is irregualry small I'm busy trying to imagine you with a personality. Maybe you'd be less boring on...
Aug 17 2007 - gay america Clearly, you have lost your fingertip grip on reality and have descended into an...
Aug 17 2007 - my sister forced me to.. Just when I think I've read the stupidest post ever, you go and post another.
Aug 17 2007 - f**ked sister drunk I beg for sweet death to come and remove me from a world which became unbearable...
Aug 17 2007 - i dream about havin sex wit my teacher I wish you the best of luck in the emotional, and social struggles that seem to ...
Aug 17 2007 - Erotic thing Do you really expect your delusional and incoherent ramblings to be read?
Aug 17 2007 - LFC your my hero!!!! can you please use that brain cell wisely
Aug 17 2007 - LFC your my hero!!!! our attempt at constructing a creative flame was pitiful. I mean, really, string...
Aug 17 2007 - sex with cousin your going to damnation you have the devil in you kill your self now to cleanse ...
Aug 17 2007 - My Nasty Breast at least it's an ethos
Aug 17 2007 - i had sex on a fair ride ah shes a ho keep tappin it and you'll soon be tappin the floor
Aug 17 2007 - LFC your my hero!!!! What the fuck are you talking about?
Aug 17 2007 - Wife naked in front of another man. she has crabs
Aug 17 2007 - "Seriously Depressed--No Laughing Matter" now that should about rap it up
Aug 17 2007 - "Seriously Depressed--No Laughing Matter" This trauma inhibits the natural development of the brain, leaving several cruci...
Aug 17 2007 - "Seriously Depressed--No Laughing Matter" The real tragedy is the lack of effective available treatments, with many people...
Aug 17 2007 - "Seriously Depressed--No Laughing Matter" New studies show that antidepressants and talk therapy don%u2019t do the trick. ...
Aug 17 2007 - Desperately seeking Advice hey put a sock in it
Aug 16 2007 - Its me Skybird Don't touch my stuff no more, or there *will* be reprecussions..
Aug 16 2007 - i think jesus is black Jesus did not exist simple fact is if he was king of the jew how come they dont ...
Aug 16 2007 - Smells Have a bath you stink of cheese
Aug 16 2007 - I have some apperance issues stick ya head up a cows ass
Aug 16 2007 - just a thanks She only want you for her sexual gain. Oh you didn't know, shes a freeking lezbo...
Aug 16 2007 - I love cock if your a trog then yes!!!
Aug 16 2007 - How do you hack someones password wouldn't you like to no!! This conversation can serve no purpose anymore. Goodb...
Aug 10 2007 - sex with teacher Not to be the party pooper but shes intelligent so you cant just go straight in ...
Aug 10 2007 - please help me stop trying to be cool, your a looser in life and every where!!! Why? Because yo...
Aug 10 2007 - My toe hurts!!! your gonna die you have the lurgy!!!!
Aug 10 2007 - How do you hack someones password hey it takes skill to hack i do it for fun not for gain, just like to play trick...
Aug 10 2007 - How do you hack someones password well try telcom thats an ancient secret and go to port 110
Aug 09 2007 - Anger: please read your an obsessive echo centric mofo who should get a life.