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Feb 04 2008 - 36 year old buff male GETS RID OF HIS BALL & CHAIN Normal_Guy is super cool everybody. He has a really original pik of Homer as his...
Feb 04 2008 - Do these cinemas really exist in America? White Trash love the drive ins because they can hide people and liquer in the tr...
Feb 04 2008 - Happy MLK day ^ Wow, you sound like a Mook.
Feb 04 2008 - ASS BATTERING RAM My junk is exactly 2.6 cenitmeteres in length, Sir. What is yours? (i only ac...
Jan 18 2008 - Happy MLK day What ever you love, I do not, Except Booze.
Jan 18 2008 - Do these cinemas really exist in America? It's called a Drive In, and there are very few left. All because of Wal*Mart ...
Jan 18 2008 - Happy MLK day You stink. Quit clogging server space. love, METHOS ps. Try to get more c...
Jan 17 2008 - 36 year old buff male GETS RID OF HIS BALL & CHAIN wow. That is really interesting. It reminds me of this retarded guy I punched...
Dec 19 2007 - The Temporary King bOORE.. Cut this string.
Dec 19 2007 - Who Wants TO Be METHOSED!!! By METHOS!! THE CONTEST IS STILL ON. AND THERE IS A PRIZE. WE ALL NEED TO TRY HARDER FOR ...
Dec 05 2007 - World Peace! I am a PeTA member. I agree. also, I like guns and booze though. And Chicks....
Nov 25 2007 - The Temporary King What is all this Bull-Jive about? this site is powered by Anarchy. this is...
Nov 23 2007 - One third invfected don't realise it! who wants to doink a toothless shrivelTit anyway? 1 out of 3 British wet nurses ...
Nov 23 2007 - How do you cancel your account? Clamp your head in a vice and have your retarded father(if you have one) to pop ...
Oct 07 2007 - I hate this girl. You still seem to be missing the point, Fools. A hole is a Hole
Oct 07 2007 - nuckifyoubuck and jojo100 are the same person!! JooJoo You are soo stupid. I now want to drink a cup of bloody toilet water. ...
Oct 07 2007 - ASS BATTERING RAM Eat your own ass out SweattyAngle./
Oct 07 2007 - Goddangit, Why are Mormon bitches sooo hot? I wan I want 5 husbands around my house to do all the fixing. I am tired of doing it m...
Oct 07 2007 - Who Wants TO Be METHOSED!!! By METHOS!! ^^JanIam. I also love hotdogs. And the fact that you and your "brother&q...
Sep 27 2007 - my mum is too pushy!!! HaaHaaaaaaaahooooooo you are only a level 5, asshole!! Iam a level 77 Warlo...
Sep 27 2007 - is my dad a big gay???? Thanks Brndon1988, I strive for excellence. And you win the METHOS award for ...
Sep 27 2007 - Love sucking dick!!!!! Thanks for the invite. How many holes do you have?
Sep 27 2007 - Who Wants TO Be METHOSED!!! By METHOS!! NkuckleButt just wants to win the prize!!
Sep 27 2007 - Zombie Attack! ^^^Why will my pecker fall off? NooB
Aug 19 2007 - nuckifyoubuck and jojo100 are the same person!! At any rate they both suck anuses. they are worse than British Hookers.
Aug 19 2007 - Love sucking dick!!!!! you are a Knuckifyoubuck because this story is dumb. Blow it out you Arse, yo...
Aug 19 2007 - if you had to kill some one..... it would be, theoretically, Knuckifyoubuck. he just besmerched Star Trek. ...
Aug 19 2007 - is it normal STAR TREK Leonard Nimoy is a MoFugging PIMP!! ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ You ...
Aug 19 2007 - I hate this girl. It sounds to me as if you caught a case of the stupids from her. Are you fucking...
Aug 19 2007 - is my dad a big gay???? Just ask him. then maybe he will let you into his club. You may even get a good...
Aug 19 2007 - my mum is too pushy!!! I would dump your mum. She is getting too needy. Dump her arse and Tap Knucki...
Aug 19 2007 - should i be looking at mum Get her hooked on dope. Then do all kinds of things with her. Like school shoppi...
Aug 19 2007 - Im stuck here 4 good! GILFs also have money, kid. and a sweet Ford Escort to drive around. Just be ...
Aug 19 2007 - dick sucking @ Squirmers_On_You (9796) I looked under his seat and he actually used that P...
Aug 19 2007 - Who Wants TO Be METHOSED!!! By METHOS!! ^you suck at the Internet.^ you taint a very nice person KnucklButt.
Aug 05 2007 - I'm new here Squirmers_On_You (9796) I like your style dude. Keep up the good work, fellow...
Aug 05 2007 - dick sucking knuckifyoubuck is my realgood friend. we went to the mall in his '83 Camaro. I...
Aug 05 2007 - Im stuck here 4 good! Go find some chicks to hump in another neighborhood.
Aug 05 2007 - Who Wants TO Be METHOSED!!! By METHOS!! ^you suck at the Internet.^
Jul 30 2007 - weird lump IT'S A PENIS KID. GO BACK TO PORNO SKOOL.
Jul 30 2007 - Who Wants TO Be METHOSED!!! By METHOS!! OH GOODY. LOOKS LIKE WE ALREADY HAVE A FEW PEOPLE IN THE RUNNING FOR THE BIG PRI...
Jul 30 2007 - penis/foreskin problem Get a Pump then fuck some chicks. That should help with your small pennis proble...
Jul 30 2007 - slack pussy Stick a leg O' lamb in there and pull out the bone. Then hump the meat hole. BUT...
Jul 30 2007 - Is my wife over protective? It seems to me, Sir, that you have a dick sucking problem. i will protect my pen...
Jul 30 2007 - i keep accidentally offending my daughter YOu should stand on your head and Piss in your own face.
Jul 30 2007 - i cant open my haert to anyone Wow, you seem like you need a hug. But if i hugged you i would have to smash my ...
Jun 28 2007 - 10 days here Wow, all you newCummers sure complain a lot. You remind me of Jesus when he w...
Jun 28 2007 - Lubing with lotion Astroglide and a few shots of Vodka does me real good.
Jun 28 2007 - Relationship with cousin There is always me, Methos.
Jun 28 2007 - I want to kiss you You are kissing "his" ass right now, Beeotch!
May 19 2007 - trekkie sex Next time give her the old "three-finger-Nimoy". that is when you s...
May 19 2007 - MY biiiiig SISTER Finger her with your big toe and give her a yeast infection.
May 19 2007 - My bro runs you f**ks Aren't homophobes actually the Gayest people of all? you guys are all king of th...
Apr 18 2007 - fantasies Calm down Christopher.
Apr 18 2007 - weird growth thing on my vagina Maybe you are pregnant with your brother's baby. Sometimes bad things hapoon to...
Apr 18 2007 - fantasies Goddamn! You are my hero! I'm gonna PowerBomb my wife's ass right now!! Th...
Apr 18 2007 - I HATE TOKIO HOTEL!!! All of the Pop music now-A-days is for retarded mongaloidal anal-rapers. DJ Form...
Apr 18 2007 - Birth Control Have a baby or bring home a puppy. You need to teach them a lesson. I had to ...
Apr 18 2007 - I think I'm gay Stay in school longer and learn stuff. Guys hate other stupid guys. Even if t...
Apr 18 2007 - I`m emo We all can't understand fat chicks Smithee. Sorry to burst your sperm bubble.
Mar 27 2007 - French hatred Strangeland is Leobutterkernel!! You jack-ass!
Mar 20 2007 - French hatred You two above sound an awful lot like these two retarded chicks i know. They wil...
Mar 20 2007 - always unhappy Wait till you grow some pubic hair and mature a bit. Once your soft little egg...
Mar 20 2007 - breasts Wear a tank top. I think I also just gave myself AIDS.
Mar 20 2007 - i love him too much Squirt some clam piss in his face. Your dumb-Jock BF will like that.
Mar 20 2007 - Locker Room All of you have really small penises. HAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAAAAAHHHHHHHHDUH.
Mar 20 2007 - i f**king hate my life! will somebody kill me? You will rise from the grave and strike terror in your Teen-Victums hearts. They...
Mar 20 2007 - UNDERWEAR HELP ME! Just hope you got a bigger Sack then them. You dont want stretched out crotch al...
Mar 20 2007 - Karla lookalike gets bullied Yep. Drown all of them in the toilet.
Feb 11 2007 - Hurting Myself When Angry...! =( Sounds like you need Band-Aids. p.s. refer to the thousands of other self-cu...
Feb 11 2007 - Horrible Teeth On My Boyfiend...=( Bust him in the mouth with a beer bottle when he is passed out drunk. Then blame...
Feb 11 2007 - VideoGames and Genital No Mix I also broke all her teeth out with the PS2 console.
Feb 11 2007 - Hairy Feet Pour boiling baccon grease on them. That should remove the hair.
Feb 11 2007 - Sex sucks. Next time try the Mudabi Mudbath. It is an awesome African thing. All you do...
Feb 11 2007 - clearing something up! I love those Homos. They seem pretty good at the queery things they do. The gayr...
Feb 11 2007 - Roasted Chicken what did those meddeling Jews do now? They always getting into trouble.
Feb 11 2007 - FUNGIS INFECTION I like itching my Athletes Feet then fingering FatChicks. All nite long.
Jan 28 2007 - Voting Wrong I vote NO on all your stories. It makes me feel better about my shitty life, jer...
Jan 28 2007 - wash hands before, not during or after, flushing i don't even yse the toilet. I shit in the sink and piss on the floor. I do n...
Jan 28 2007 - my knob... I said nothing about size, jerk. I just told you IT is very powerful. learn ...
Jan 10 2007 - Nattie is cool Does Nattie get nekkid? That would be cool because you know she is either an idi...
Jan 10 2007 - I think I'm f***ked up Think about Bill Gates in his bath robe. He also has a hot gold-digging wife nam...
Jan 10 2007 - lsd and shrooms LSD was made by Satan to get you to kill Chesus Chrits, whom was murdered on the...
Jan 10 2007 - i keep accidentally offending people Hello!! LadyoftheWorld! I thought it would be funny to flag your above comment a...
Jan 08 2007 - how do u make gO TO THE GRAVEYARD. Them bitches don't use them no mo. OR Just buy one. You...
Jan 08 2007 - Why?!!!!!!!!!??!?!?!?!?!!??!? HAIRY BALLS.
Jan 08 2007 - am i/ I think you should use Cabinet70's fist. He has such evenly placed knuckles. ...
Jan 08 2007 - i fantasy women!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! help wrap a $50 around yer pecker. Some vagina will Snatch it off. who cares if it is...
Jan 08 2007 - masterbating an opposite sex! just stick your knuckles up her ass. It could go one of two ways: 1. she ca...
Jan 08 2007 - Things during sex If you can actually find a girl to do that besides a Hooker, You may want to thi...
Jan 08 2007 - i keep pissing people off sweetseventeen (4955) why are you such an A-Hole? Live a little so you can d...
Jan 08 2007 - i keep accidentally offending people Try writing that shit on a public bathroom wall. You might find all the answers...
Jan 08 2007 - lsd and shrooms drugs are sexy. Like a can of spunk covered spam. jerk.
Nov 23 2006 - my knob... You bunch of sward fighting pervos! My penis is a Level 18 Warlock. Punch a h...
Nov 23 2006 - Drinking in the morning I got up at 6am. By 9am i nearly had a bottle of St. Croix rum done. They sou...
Nov 23 2006 - dominoes hells yeah! go for 20, Bro!!
Nov 23 2006 - Fakes Everyone is doing exactly what they should be doing! Look up in the far left-...
Nov 23 2006 - masturbation Start with making a pillow fort then join the Wrestling Team. You should get/rec...
Nov 23 2006 - anal warts Think of then as Pleasure Bumps.
Nov 23 2006 - something that i wanna kno I finger my Afro because it feels nice.(non-sexual) You are all perverts.
Nov 23 2006 - chimp staring at me Just look at my wife...
Nov 23 2006 - Why do white girls go out with black boys? why? Black boys brush their teeth and have larger Johnsons on average. Start with ...
Nov 23 2006 - my younger cousen asked me this! Just remember that sinners shalt all burn in Hell. So, what ever deviant acts y...
Nov 23 2006 - My smile. I frickin' love you baby! You wanna be my sexy side-kick? We will rule the Inter...
Nov 23 2006 - PINK DISCHARGE Does it smell like a yeast infection took a shit on a fish toilet? If so you ...
Nov 23 2006 - Shaking baby Why do English people like to make their children retarded?
Nov 23 2006 - not there yet Jesus Christ!! Start with the fingers! Are you all retarded?
Nov 23 2006 - Labia minora Don't ruin yourself with children. to fix it just give the shorter one a few...
Nov 23 2006 - my ex Don't eat your own shit. there are plenty of other worthless men out there. d...
Nov 23 2006 - Men with Glasses Elton John is light in the loafers like you. Give up the butt to him.
Nov 23 2006 - something. Pop in some Curtis Mayfield then try the wank.
Nov 23 2006 - ugh...confusion boy trouble He sounds like a wimp. Or are like a Moped?
Nov 23 2006 - WHAT DO YOU THINK Don't become addickted to Cockohol.
Nov 23 2006 - too small maybe? Stick a few knuckles in the old buttCrack.
Nov 23 2006 - Deer Park They call it deer park bCuz there aint no negros there. Stay away.
Nov 23 2006 - WTF!! Stick to fingering the chicks because you are now able to reproduce. you are ...
Nov 23 2006 - Smelly Sit-ups Are they Ass-Farts or Queebs? Smelly queebs are not in style. But Ass-Farts a...
Nov 23 2006 - I think I am in love with a co-worker Start with a Money Shot to the face. OG Style.
Nov 23 2006 - My new girl friend wants me to f**ck her OK. Kick yourself in the back of the neck whilist being in the nude. Your junk w...
Nov 23 2006 - is girl on girl ok?????? Use a dildo to build up a giant pussy-fart. Then blow the other beeotches bangs...
Nov 23 2006 - In Dis Hizzat Holla! my little whitey. I love MC Hammer. yep.
Nov 23 2006 - c*ck Mongler Bull Jive! people can be made into any type of cock mongler by a Pro. I used to ...
Nov 23 2006 - sex and rape She is a MethAddict. And/or a prostitute. If she is both then pimp her dirty but...
Nov 23 2006 - I hurt them Flush your own head in the toilet.
Nov 23 2006 - non masterbation/penis size/sex related question it would smell like a dirty afro. use a "blowTorch"
Nov 08 2006 - Wtf!??!?! i would love to sit at home with you and watch movies. then we could have sex...
Nov 08 2006 - When I am Home Alone I always... k pasa Rambo.
Nov 08 2006 - Clam, Odour, vile stench, Hair Net Cool! that is a sweet trick.
Oct 09 2006 - Hangover laughs? My whole life is a "Carry-Over" so I can relate. I am usually still mo...
Oct 09 2006 - DO I HAVE A PROBLEM? You should put you head in the toilet and flush. This action will give you a ne...
Oct 09 2006 - Burning Cats = Make me More Manly? Do that with kittens so I can feed them to my Tarantula. thanks
Oct 09 2006 - Toilet arguement To avoid arguments, I just duke the missus in the pooper. shuts er up right quic...
Oct 09 2006 - Hand Grenades / Truck I like the way you think. Try tranquelizer darts in the super market. Dropping f...
Oct 09 2006 - the last straw Fuck the janitor. He may knock some sense into you with his mongoloid pecker. ...
Oct 09 2006 - is this fucked up Smell the Toys. This may also teach you a lesson in hygene since you have such a...
Oct 09 2006 - Japanese Prostitutes The word you forgot is called "BeingMarried". This is what happens...
Oct 09 2006 - Conceited Get the fuck off this site dipShit. There is this New fantastic site called &...
Oct 09 2006 - what the fudge! Yep, Just wait till the tits and backaches set in. Then you will have an excuse ...
Oct 09 2006 - Sucking my cousins dick! Is this real? If so, your "gay feelings" come from not eating enough m...
Oct 09 2006 - My front teeth... I prefer my bitches to have a mouthfull of sores. You can join my stable anytim...
Oct 09 2006 - CHEESE Finger the cheese, then finger your girlFriend in a sexual manner. She may th...
Oct 09 2006 - Billie Jean There is hundreds of those idiots. You will all burn in Hell for ever.
Oct 03 2006 - Am i gay or not? One of my hobbies is fingering fat chicks. (for the unbathen stink, i like that...
Oct 03 2006 - Can best friends sleep together casually? Since i am a pervert, i say you should hump until you blow an O-ring, then blow ...
Oct 03 2006 - Billie Jean I wish i could have a non-friend relationship with MJ. He prolly has the cutest ...
Sep 21 2006 - is this gross? Thats Rad.
Sep 20 2006 - Mature Women and Smell Thanks Crazy. I knew you had some good ideas. p.s. Why is Leoblattercolon so ...
Sep 17 2006 - my penis Who the Fuck is Jake, dude?? That might be your problem. Research "jerk&...
Sep 17 2006 - No blowing with a blow job Upper Cut his junk and fuck em up if he don't cum in your face. Or wear a bag...
Sep 17 2006 - 1st cousin sex you are too old to have sex and get Boners and 69 her. ALSO, DO YOU KNOW WHAT ...
Sep 17 2006 - KNOBBBBB You should drown yourSelf in the Toilet.
Sep 17 2006 - I cant seem to comfort my girlfriend Buy her a Super Nintendo with Mario World. Chicks dig that shit.
Sep 17 2006 - Am i trashy? Try having intercourse with 12 dudes at once. You will find Lord Jesus at the...
Sep 17 2006 - Happy Yes, there are many Homos lurking around this site, like me. Although I am he...
Sep 17 2006 - My Sperm Squeeze at the base right before Gaseming, be sure to aim for her hair.
Sep 17 2006 - A Guy Put a Gun in My Face What you need is a Cock Ring. For protection. You can "hand out Beat-dow...
Sep 17 2006 - Off a bit As long as you can touch your dick to your asshole, everything will be OK.
Sep 17 2006 - Live with parents - 52 You should have sex with your Mom. Then eat all the food in the fridge to mak...
Sep 17 2006 - weird Maybe your Dad sneaks into your room at night for a "smootch" because ...
Sep 17 2006 - I hate rednecks You should all buy guns. We all need lots of guns. Guns and Beef. I like Jock...
Sep 17 2006 - is it normal to masterbate with your friend ?? Wip it out Bro. Just remember the Hoes. Keep it real. Recognize fool.
Sep 17 2006 - helppp!!! Throw a pie in her face then lick it off. You pervert.
Sep 17 2006 - Pubic Hair Labia are God's creation. How can we enjoy them when they are encased by a smell...
Sep 10 2006 - Get off your computer and crack a book! I'll take the fat roll under her bigAss arms. Yeah...
Sep 10 2006 - Black People Whooo Dat! Fools! Anonymouse(3661) Cauzing Static. Quit Flexin Beeotch.
Sep 10 2006 - Getting Erections really easily 14 year old males are funny that way. Just wait till the pubic hair sprouts. C...
Sep 10 2006 - I don't bruise Fat seems to absorb the impact of even the mightiest of blows. You are lucky for...
Sep 10 2006 - I DONT KNOW Stick his thumb up your anus, you Homo. Whooo Dat!!!
Sep 10 2006 - Married and lonely Go on a vacation...to my house. You, Magnum, and I will rock it till the break o...
Sep 10 2006 - No sex because to fat Nigga gets what he paid fo. Whooo dat! Shell sum dough fo sum TrimSpa. OR ...
Sep 10 2006 - Nakedness I e-Maled you some head shots of me. I hope you like them. Unfortunately, all...
Sep 10 2006 - dirty amiga I am a one man Bukakki Machine. Yes, you sound like a larger girl. Big girls ...
Aug 30 2006 - Meat For Satans Icebox I'm going to the bar now. Chukes. BTW thanks for the movie suggestion.
Aug 30 2006 - i need help Animals may be an option for a Sinner like you. OR Read more erotic Bible ...
Aug 30 2006 - Babyangel I love my wife Magnum, and I also love RapeOids like "cabinet69". H...
Aug 30 2006 - I absolutely HATE children... ANAL SEXUAL INTERCOURSE.
Aug 30 2006 - Video - Rellak First off, How big is your boner. We all "need" to know.
Aug 30 2006 - UrAQt!!! Hey baby, I am PINK as a communist's AssHole. I am METHOS!
Aug 20 2006 - Piss me off, I shit You can help me anyTime! Are you from Canada?
Aug 20 2006 - is it a fetish I pooped my pants at a funeral a few years ago because I drank too much the nigh...
Aug 20 2006 - just checkin JIGABOO.....
Aug 20 2006 - So horny That is weird. Usually my boner dries very rapidly. And I assume gay boners dry ...
Aug 20 2006 - Never Pulled Hell yeah! I can bust holes in sheet rock with me 3.875 in. rock hard Boner! ...
Aug 16 2006 - i am who i am, do i sound like sum one ealse Silly black people....rock!
Aug 16 2006 - I Love Reading Private Shit Hey! I said: I hate spammers. You are the reTard you write about. thanks ...
Aug 16 2006 - UrAQt!!! I'll be your baby's Daddy you silly-assed FuckFace Twit.
Aug 16 2006 - best friends tHAT SUCKS. omg!!! i accidentally left CapaLock on!! Wow! How queer is that??
Aug 16 2006 - Chuckles i LIKE WATCHING YOUNG PEOPLE RUIN THEIR SHITTY LIVES VIA THE INTERNET.
Aug 16 2006 - pubic hair My dick looks like a hairy turkey neck. I INTEND TO KEEP IT THAT WAY, PEOPLE!!
Aug 16 2006 - lawl This is the 21ts Century, Chuckle. It is OK to love Hookers.
Aug 16 2006 - Uncle Nobby calm down, jerk^
Aug 16 2006 - STALKING THIS SITE You are the coolest person alive, Chuckle(2016). I love you, little poopoo ca...
Aug 16 2006 - STALKING THIS SITE I agree you slobbering cockle shell. get a bigger battery for the dildo.
Aug 16 2006 - Uncle Nobby Damn, this is an old post. I still think you will be out of your dick, you fu...
Aug 16 2006 - Yup,PENIS! Once an anus if fisted, it never really snaps back. sorry little dude.
Aug 16 2006 - lawl Also, everytime you touch your ghonads, God kills a prostitute. So, is it rea...
Aug 16 2006 - i want to know if i can please my gf Fist her AssNeck, then give her $20. Also aim for the hair whenever possible,...
Aug 16 2006 - is it normal size I think you might be Jenisist^ 11 inch pennis is against all that Jesus stand...
Aug 16 2006 - Internet semantics You are not normal. Go get yourSelf a Mexican boyfriend(he will love you for who...
Aug 16 2006 - Sore nipples at 14? Sounds like you are pregnant and need to be milked by your New-Born babby. go...
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