Name: Malik (obviously)
Location: Maidenhead, UK (originally Iraq, but that was quite some time ago)
Age: 29
Sex: Sounds good to me...
Occupation: Maths Teacher
Favorite Food: Chicken Machboos
Quote: 'The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on.'
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Dec 14 2008 -
HELP! MY PENIS SHRUNK!?!? Some people just have small penises. And it's only a couple of inches below aver...