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MatthewDark's Profile (10431)
About MatthewDark
Name: Matthew
Location: CA
Age: 18
Sex: Male
Occupation: Student
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Quote: Martial Arts is for self-defense only . . . unless you're killing a hater. Then it's okay to attack and disembowel them with your bare hands. =)
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MatthewDark's Comments
Sep 20 2007 -
Hi honey, daddy's here.
ditto sullee . . . .
Sep 20 2007 -
Repulsed by Male Genitals
you don't like dick? you ever seen a vagina up close? yeah, that's right, makes ...
Sep 19 2007 -
YUS!!11
. . . dude . . . WHAT?
Sep 19 2007 -
On 9/11/07
this wins overall worst
Sep 18 2007 -
I'm in love with my dad
um yeah it's fake and lame
Sep 13 2007 -
She gave head to someone else
I don't know a ton about marriage, but I have heard it said (on both sides of th...
Sep 13 2007 -
smellin my poop stains
That wasn't necessary I'm going to load my gun and shoot you now and NOT spam a ...
Sep 13 2007 -
worried about electric toothbrush!!
. . . you gotta be kidding me you can't be serious You CAN'T be . . . This is f...
Sep 13 2007 -
Jerking Leg
O_O shit
Sep 12 2007 -
Was I wrong to tell his wife?
I agree he is a bit fucked up, but you baited him and probably made it worse. Yo...
Sep 12 2007 -
im in love with my friend
this is fake how can none of you see that?
Sep 12 2007 -
WHAT DOES A GIRL WANT IN A GUY
yes it is
Sep 12 2007 -
Jerking Leg
LMAO
Sep 12 2007 -
am i a sult?
guys . . . this is fake . . . who cares?
Sep 12 2007 -
GIRL FITE
lolz thx
Sep 12 2007 -
GIRL FITE
eh one of the girls you hate? whatcha mean?
Sep 12 2007 -
Wtf!??!?!
Honestly the reason is guys tend to have really bad experiences with girls in hi...
Sep 11 2007 -
GIRL FITE
thank you, so are you actually XD
Sep 10 2007 -
Wangmaker
yes that's an okay amount of spam, I wish Wangmaker would do that much instead o...
Sep 10 2007 -
I can Give Myself a blowjob
no it's cool, you're not necessarily gay I can do it too and it has nothing to d...
Sep 10 2007 -
fetish
it's normal-ish it's not wrong and if you like it, -shrug- why the hell not?
Sep 10 2007 -
patriotism
our government is corrupt, but Americans are alright and we HAVE done good thing...
Sep 10 2007 -
GIRL FITE
Asians 100%
Sep 10 2007 -
i love girls cum
yes it's normal girl cum is great
Sep 10 2007 -
blowjobs
just cuz someone gives a guy oral sex doesn't mean that the guy looks down on th...
Sep 10 2007 -
Mudkips
I think you've thrown one too many magic pokeballs. Drugs are not good in excess
Sep 10 2007 -
This site is taking over my life
this is like crack
Sep 10 2007 -
don't you dare do it!!
wtf is the point of this?
Sep 10 2007 -
Shrooms andd Weed
congratulations you are officially stoned XD
Sep 10 2007 -
Female Ejaculation
yes it's normal it IS messy, yes, but just have him clean it up XD
Sep 10 2007 -
is it rude to blow your nose at the dinner table
LMAO that was hella funny "hello everyone, yes nice weather isn't it. Anywa...
Sep 10 2007 -
Im not gay but still not sure!
you're probably bisexual which is normal and cool stick with it oh, and kill peo...
Sep 10 2007 -
Sexual Clown
well you're stoned
Sep 10 2007 -
I hate emo kids
c'mon man don't hate on emos they can be annoying . . . but they probably didn't...
Sep 10 2007 -
Do You Support Our Troops
I think this whole war is a joke But it's not our troops' fault They're human be...
Sep 10 2007 -
I feel hideous
jeez, this is depressing I honestly feel very bad for you it's just the media, t...
Sep 10 2007 -
i think i am homicidal
blood simple works too don't kill your dad, that would be bad
Sep 10 2007 -
Finally Have a Man!
-shrug- if you and he are happy and he DOES seem responsible enough liking video...
Sep 10 2007 -
Can I Be The First Black Emo?
there was a black guy at my school who was emo i think he wore a black hoody in ...
Sep 10 2007 -
Is my Boyfriend Gay?
you're kidding Being gay is fine Being a fucktard is not
Sep 10 2007 -
sisters pussy
uh oh, dude, I'm planning on fucking the living christ out of your sister tomorr...
Sep 10 2007 -
Is it cause i'm ugly or sumtin!
-shrug- maybe I assumed too much some of your posts seem rather homophobic maybe...
Sep 09 2007 -
horny whenever
ever girl does this you just have the guts to admit it be proud =)
Sep 09 2007 -
Labia minora
pussy tastes great if one of your lips is larger than the other you're just uniq...
Sep 09 2007 -
Girls are a**holes
BTW 95% of guys are assholes too fortunately that 95% tends to marry the 95% of ...
Sep 09 2007 -
Girls are a**holes
Hate is fucked While 95% of girls DO lie and cheat and shallowly flaunt themselv...
Sep 09 2007 -
Swallow your own load?
you're not gay swallowing your own load is cool although why do you imagine bein...
Sep 09 2007 -
Do people fall in love any more?
love is more important than anything it's just that it is risky, and too many pp...
Sep 09 2007 -
My friends had sex
-nod- you're right, they are way too damn young but you DO sound jealous XD
Sep 09 2007 -
cunninglus- nasty or nice?
oral sex on females is amazing I love it it's cool vaginas happen we learn to co...
Sep 09 2007 -
DragonBall Z Episode 4
lolz
Sep 09 2007 -
ADIDAS shoes in my a**hole
that comment was cooler than this post
Sep 09 2007 -
I want to kill people
that's normal gangsters tend to be haters haters need to die bullets are cheap =...
Sep 09 2007 -
Moan
Moaning is overrated I'm more than happy to settle for the far-more-common whimp...
Sep 09 2007 -
Male virgins--Are they as rare as we think?
I'm 18 I'm a boy I'm bisexual (that's right haters, that means I like girls too)...
Sep 09 2007 -
My gf doesnt want my huge c*ck?
October is a genius as usual although . . . I daresay I'm gayer than this poster...
Sep 09 2007 -
I want sleep with anyone besides my Husband
yup congrats! I don't know why ppl hate on ppl at all . . . let alone just cuz s...
Sep 08 2007 -
SHAVED OR HAIRY :O
all the girls I like are asian and they all have never shaven, but they don't ha...
Sep 08 2007 -
Blowjob?
um . . . when I get it done to me, I like it when he/she swallows and I, for one...
Sep 07 2007 -
I like Asians . . .
I know some ppl don't like it Hell I have friends who don't like it But why hate...
Sep 07 2007 -
Nothing Below the Belt.
oh man . . . your bf is a paraplegic . . . wow um maybe it's honestly cuz he is ...
Sep 07 2007 -
i like my sexual dreams
yeah that's normal, sex dreams are fun XD
Sep 07 2007 -
GIRL
dude, notorious . . . NOT COOL XD (It was funny tho) Don't rape her, she prolli ...
Sep 07 2007 -
I like Asians . . .
OH I've seen them b4! I love J-rock and J-techno it's soo cool! And a couple of ...
Sep 07 2007 -
NO!
heh not so much screaming but yeah like under-my-breath muttering and whatnot
Sep 07 2007 -
doesn't like getting oral
-shrug- it's normal, but you ARE missing out I would guess you mainly don't like...
Sep 07 2007 -
I like Asians . . .
what's dir en grey?
Sep 07 2007 -
Im bi
um you're prolli not gay at least not yet you could be bi you could even be stra...
Sep 07 2007 -
Sexy Songs
-smile- that's normal
Sep 07 2007 -
oi potato boy you knob
heh heh I kinda like this potato character and I don't mind spam javelin or gizz...
Sep 07 2007 -
I like Asians . . .
heh yeah you're right about the flaming thing and thx October, karl, and Michell...
Sep 07 2007 -
I'm gay, but bi-curious?
um don't hate on gays Chris, normally you're funny, drop that going to hell crap...
Sep 07 2007 -
Male Anal Masterbation (not gay)
wow what is it with this gay-obsession? This guy is NOT GAY Jojo needs to die GO...
Sep 07 2007 -
Beastial
um this is fake
Sep 07 2007 -
me and my friends want to join a club
Chris! you let me down, man! Normally you have me rolling with laughter, but dud...
Sep 07 2007 -
my bf dirty nails
don't dump him, that's overreacting and insensitive. Just make him eat you out i...
Sep 07 2007 -
Girls Pussy
yeah it's normal
Sep 07 2007 -
Am I Gay?
um you're probably gay, but you could be bi remember, there's nothing wrong with...
Sep 07 2007 -
sh*tty aim
dude, how can you hate Chris? he's hella funny LMAO XD
Sep 07 2007 -
Cannot Kick The Habit
well . . . you could do it and hide it from your wife . . . somehow I guess cuz ...
Sep 07 2007 -
I enjoy seeing people in grief sometimes.
you're probably lying, or this is fake, or you think you're a real hard-ass toug...
Sep 07 2007 -
sucking my own shlong
I can do it too Some girls will claim (especially online) that they are not impr...
Sep 07 2007 -
Is it cause i'm ugly or sumtin!
Link, I think it's cuz you seem to be a homophobe. Girls don't like homophobes C...
Sep 07 2007 -
I just rubbed a 12 year old girl's bare chest.
wtf? this is fake and obviously some lame racist poke at black ppl racists are h...
Sep 07 2007 -
I like Asians . . .
well yes usually XD but that's not the point of my post . . .
Sep 07 2007 -
Furry
yes it's fine anyone who says it's not is a hater haters should (and, if they me...
Sep 07 2007 -
Fag jokes
I think gay jokes are funny I think racist jokes are funny but you really seem t...
Sep 07 2007 -
in love.
sweet angel . . . please give me your contact info that way, I can find you . . ...
Sep 07 2007 -
Gay Boy
he's not gay he is TWELVE who the fuck cares if he turns out to be gay? what is ...
Sep 07 2007 -
i am gay now
dude . . . you're not gay this is probably a fake thing to poke fun in some insi...
Sep 07 2007 -
dick size
1) you're prolli lying 2) 8 is big and you know it, you just want ppl to tell yo...
Sep 07 2007 -
18 and still no guy??
I'd actually say you just have bad luck. honestly, that's it. If you are all tha...
Sep 07 2007 -
Office orifice
uh wow, lucky you
Sep 07 2007 -
Pretending to be Gay
yeah that's normal (and pretty effective too) but the girls will end up hating y...
Sep 07 2007 -
I'm addicted to Amy Winehouse and Shemale porn
nothing wrong with shemales, especially asian ones and you, slackjaw, deserve to...
Sep 07 2007 -
Too Old For Yu-Gi-Oh?
um hating is bad . . . but yeah they're a bit old for that game . . .
Sep 07 2007 -
my size is drastically diffrent when flaccid
7 inches is perfect. and of course you're smaller when flaccid, that's how it is...
Sep 06 2007 -
Girl's wet dreams?
that sounds fun lolz
Sep 06 2007 -
Japans hottest men
Asian girls and guys are the hottest in the world EVER
Sep 06 2007 -
ever stuck a fruit or vegetable up your butt ?
putting it back is the weird part XD unless it's a prank on someone that'd be hi...
Sep 06 2007 -
Female Domination
ME! It's amazing
Sep 06 2007 -
HATE FORUMS
wow all you haters need to please send me your addresses so I can skin your chil...
Sep 06 2007 -
...
it's fake, you're a liar 7 year olds play house 7 year olds don't fuck if it hap...
Sep 06 2007 -
57 year old virgin
cool, you do that
Sep 06 2007 -
to expect oral
as long as you will give her head first, be a gentleman
Sep 06 2007 -
gagged
um WOW your gf is really awesome appreciate that
Sep 06 2007 -
Gay sex with Charlie and pterodactyls
yeah this is lame too, take funny lessons from Chris, Knuck, and Stargirl
Sep 06 2007 -
Winky Removal
this is dumb not very funny leave the wise cracks to funny ppl like Chris and Kn...
Sep 06 2007 -
Am i insane?
yes
Sep 06 2007 -
porn obsessed bi female
um not sure the point of this one . . . you're in the right tho
Sep 06 2007 -
Stealing her from her boyfriend
um that's mean, don't do that again
Sep 06 2007 -
Oh My f**king God, Where Is My Eyebrow?
um this is fake
Sep 06 2007 -
c*ck Mongler
um this is made up
Sep 06 2007 -
Chicken Fingers
this one made me laugh XD
Sep 06 2007 -
Yo should i be smoking?
that's a bit young to smoke weed
Sep 06 2007 -
am i gay
you might be bi which is fine gay is fine so is straight wtv happens is A-okay j...
Sep 06 2007 -
I seem like a different person online
that's why there are sites like this
Sep 06 2007 -
Why are black people so violent ?
dude . . . racism = hate hate = not cool thank you
Sep 06 2007 -
Gay Freind in ICT
wow that sounds a bit public, but if you both got away with it . . . XD
Sep 06 2007 -
I suck
LOLZ Dan is funny LMAO honestly, this place has some funny ppl, no sarcasm that ...
Sep 06 2007 -
I love cock
jojo, don't hate it's lame
Sep 06 2007 -
Am I lesbian
you're prolli just bi and who cares about other pplz labels? fuck 'em
Sep 06 2007 -
what happened to my bff
dr. sham . . . you are funny as fuck LMAO XD
Sep 06 2007 -
The Old Woman
dude . . . it's a fuckin nursery rhyme
Sep 06 2007 -
is she hitting on me?
maybe, maybe not
Sep 06 2007 -
Does it happen?
yes it's normal and it's okay
Sep 06 2007 -
Shooping some Whoop
wtf? are you stoned?
Sep 06 2007 -
Finger Sniffing
whoa that's unusual . . . but wtv works XD
Sep 06 2007 -
I think i HATE everybody
only hate haters which sounds contradictory and I don't care fuck haters if you ...
Sep 06 2007 -
indie
yes, that is fine
Sep 06 2007 -
Uhm...dream?
yes it's fine it's normal you might be bi you might not either way, you're fine
Sep 06 2007 -
Dreams
yes violence is bad unless it's against haters then you're cooler =)
Sep 06 2007 -
Is my boyfriend normal?
that's funny . . . and a little creepy he should stop . . . for real
Sep 06 2007 -
masturbation
you're not gay it's normal haters need to die my work here is done =)
Sep 06 2007 -
Girl Rimming Guy
sure, your bf is lucky that you're so comfortable and mature about that experien...
Sep 06 2007 -
girl i want to ask out
-nod- 6 is the best idea for sure
Sep 06 2007 -
Ok what do I do?
don't be egotistical and talk about kicking ass you prolli would be owned and yo...
Sep 06 2007 -
laying down(no sex)
yes, it's perfectly fine and cute and cuddly girls like it too
Sep 06 2007 -
fingering - how often?
fingering yourself is fine there's no such thing as too much or bad things comin...
Sep 06 2007 -
Am I Bi?
dude, this is perfectly okay girls are mean and they lie and cheat and use you g...
Sep 06 2007 -
am i gay or bi
no you're not gay you're curious or maybe bi that's how it started for me I'm bi...
Sep 06 2007 -
BJ Gags
it's mean, but I know where you're coming from it doesn't make you a jerk it's o...
Sep 06 2007 -
Falling & afraid...
dude . . . don't be a tard if you love your gf GOOD you should
Sep 06 2007 -
Bothered
all the girls I like are Asian (but I'm wasian) and they are difficult a LOT of ...
Sep 06 2007 -
grab my balls
yeah man, just communicate don't be rude about it, but yeah if she gives you hea...
Sep 06 2007 -
Sexual Orientation
yes, it's normal yes, it's okay if anyone hates, kill their children and watch t...
Sep 06 2007 -
pen size
these guys are fucktards your dick "should" be between 5-7 inches most...
Sep 06 2007 -
i hate it when men get more out of sex than i do!!
um I have a policy with a woman that, when we get sexual, I must give her head a...
Sep 06 2007 -
I like to suck my own dick..
dude . . . teen_advisor . . . NOT COOL
Sep 06 2007 -
how do you have anal
dude . . . don't do anal you're black and 9 inch dicks do not belong in ass . . ...
Sep 06 2007 -
I hate my appearance
like every other time: haters suck and really, I'm sure ppl don't look at you th...
Sep 06 2007 -
Mouth open
yeah . . . but it's a weird thing to think about
Sep 06 2007 -
Im a rebel!!
you're cool and I must say, Stargirl, it's rare to see you hating for once
Sep 06 2007 -
i feel depressed
I would add more . . . but there is little else I could say that xpirein didn't...
Sep 06 2007 -
detestes her body
omg why are girls so obsessed with their weight? you are prolli fine the way you...
Sep 06 2007 -
I beat up my girl friends son
yeah this is fucked . . . you sound scared of the dad and you prolli should be ....
Sep 06 2007 -
bisexual
being bi is awesome haters, please get terminal diseases bi ppl are cool gay ppl...
Sep 06 2007 -
I sew my lips together.
that's freaky don't die
Sep 06 2007 -
ilove to suck dicks
um me too cool . . . we have something in common XD
Sep 06 2007 -
Boyfriend Problem
oh god I feel very bad for you . . . love is amazing and shouldn't be let go of ...
Sep 06 2007 -
Am I bi.
bi is okay and you might not even be bi who cares? labels are shit you like who ...
Sep 06 2007 -
i'm not gay but.....
fuck you doctor, please get cancer I hope your kids develop Parkinson disease or...
Sep 06 2007 -
Anyone like to taste their own cum?
dude, that is so much fun. I can suck my own dick and I like the taste of my own...
Sep 06 2007 -
I masterbate to..............
no
Sep 06 2007 -
I sometimes rape my girlfriend
what?
Sep 06 2007 -
Blowjob
kharmatika . . . stomach it . . . it's not that bad. I've had worse cooking. I'v...
Sep 06 2007 -
Penis size (again!)
dude, you might have a small dick, but being able to admit it and talk about it ...
Sep 06 2007 -
Change
yes, to be frank, i have had experiences like that
Sep 06 2007 -
too young for sexual stuff?
you're not too young to masturbate
Sep 06 2007 -
I have an orgasm when a girl just touches me?
damn . . . well at least she'll be flattered, right?
Sep 06 2007 -
Gay Guy
yeah I agree with the open-minded ppl don't hate gays . . . that's not cool at a...
Sep 06 2007 -
Facial Hair is only meant for boys, pherhaps I am.
it's normal and . . . why not shave it? Or wax it? then it won't come back as ea...
Sep 06 2007 -
I really feel as if I need a boyfreind/girlfreind
Roger, you're awesome and he's right I went through a lot of that same stuff, be...
Sep 06 2007 -
Orgasm in her mouth?
yes and no. You CAN get semi-orgasmic feelings through your mouth from oral sex,...
Sep 06 2007 -
I want to f**k my wife sis
dude . . . not cool
Sep 06 2007 -
OUCH!!!!!!
dude, it'd easy to say "STOP" when it's not you so I can't say I know ...
Sep 06 2007 -
Dressing in drag
-nod- yah man, your mother can't have good clothes for drag. Get good clothes an...
Sep 06 2007 -
wierd hair
yeah it's normal, but unlucky
Sep 06 2007 -
I can no longer feel "love"
do NOT let this happen. You must heal. It's not easy and I know what it feels li...
Sep 06 2007 -
fruit sex
Honestly, I love all you guys. You're all so freakin hilarious! No sarcasm at al...
Sep 06 2007 -
lonly and sexual
Chris is generally not very nice, but he's right in this post. if you get out th...
Sep 06 2007 -
Combovers
LMAO totally
Sep 06 2007 -
plz help me
lolz I like some1, he's pretty funny, but he also has a point: if you just try y...
Sep 06 2007 -
not sure if this is right way to think
Bore . . . don't be a tard. And poster . . . damn this is sad . . . honestly, no...
Sep 06 2007 -
Whats so good about being Gay
um NONE of you are gay stfu about gay . . . pretty please? Some ppl like vagina,...
Sep 06 2007 -
Bisexual?
uh don't be worried it's good to be bi and if you don't think so . . . you suck ...
Sep 06 2007 -
Raped by a squrril beacause of my fetish of ears
you did not get raped by a squirrel that's impossible dude you're lame
Sep 06 2007 -
Too much sex stories
yeah, you're right
Sep 06 2007 -
Bumhole
uh whoa Well, you're unique . . . be proud and you know what . . . if he likes i...
Sep 06 2007 -
i am 17 and my gf is 25 she thinks am 24
Dude, as bad as it is to do what you are doing . . . you're a beast for pulling ...
Sep 06 2007 -
I just FUCKED a hooker
dude, that wasn't worth $400 i can tell you right now. Your right hand could pro...
Sep 06 2007 -
Wont an older guy
yeah it is, but be careful. Dating college guys is risky business. Just make sur...
Sep 06 2007 -
To buy video games purely for the story-line?
That awesome, so do I
Sep 06 2007 -
smells good
um . . . I dunno that would be weird
Sep 06 2007 -
sister jealous
your sister is being possessive, probably for attention. Just ask her to please ...
Sep 06 2007 -
my friend is gay
dude, hoenstly Why are you hating? Why do you hate gays? Your friend is gay, so ...
Sep 06 2007 -
16 and still bare bottom spanked
wow yeah I think this is your dad being perverted not some kind of punishment an...
Sep 06 2007 -
My husband is jelous that I wonder about my ex!
Honestly, your husband is overreacting. Just tell him that you love him and you'...
Sep 06 2007 -
bum crack
wow damn I think this is fake if not DOCTOR . . . NOW
Sep 06 2007 -
What's wrong with me?
honestly, that is the coolest thing ever no joke nothing wrong with that I'm a b...