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Aug 15 2006 - you guys will probably strike me for this but... thats nothing, i humped a skin cell when i was a sperm.
Aug 15 2006 - porn When i was 11 my computer was a sinclair spectrum 64Kb ram computer, it took com...
Aug 13 2006 - It was just a joke! you shouldnt want to kill yourself because some morons think you are gay. You...
Aug 12 2006 - Did he ask me for going out? I am confused you should be asking him, not us.
Aug 12 2006 - what do boys want a girl to do ? but that excludes just about all of them... lol.
Aug 11 2006 - What do girls look for in a guy You have just stumbled upon one of the biggest mysteries of the universe. Fra...
Aug 09 2006 - pregnancy i wasnt saying her boyfriend is an idiot.
Aug 09 2006 - pregnancy im kinda reading between the lines here that you find him to be stupid. Is th...
Aug 07 2006 - Cant Read Minds shes trying to play with you. If you let yourself be played, you will loose. ...
Aug 07 2006 - Dads Penis exposed what you should always do in a situation like this is take a photograph and stor...
Aug 07 2006 - never been kissed get them drunk and theyll be walking all over you.
Aug 06 2006 - not sure why... The sixpack is proof of flat stomach (very good), but 113 pounds sounds like sm...
Aug 05 2006 - man boobs The solution to your problem is: jog slowly for an hour, three times a week. ...
Aug 04 2006 - question for smokers 3 million people die of lung cancer every year and an estimated 87% of those dea...
Aug 01 2006 - Im a coward speaking from experience here. youve got to be careful here not to put pressu...
Jul 29 2006 - Facial Hair is only meant for boys, pherhaps I am. when i lived in the states i noticed abnormally many women having abnormal facia...
Jul 27 2006 - white people without white males wed all still be living in caves. (-:
Jul 27 2006 - Facial Hair is only meant for boys, pherhaps I am. In what country do you live?
Jul 27 2006 - Facial Hair is only meant for boys, pherhaps I am. In what country do you live?
Jul 27 2006 - Facial Hair is only meant for boys, pherhaps I am. In what country do you live?
Jul 19 2006 - Girl with pot belly i understand. you americans are pretty much stuck in a state of obesity and i...
Jul 18 2006 - missing something Your life doesnt have any meaning. What are you living for anyways? You might a...
Jul 16 2006 - Darwin banned from biology classes you do not come from a fungus, you come from a molecule that created copies of i...
Jul 16 2006 - abortion id rather be dead than having a bitch like you for mom. so yeah, it was good....
Jul 16 2006 - Not Moving On and the lesson is... mistreat´em. Theyll love you for it. Its very hard...
Jul 16 2006 - retarded people we are evolving allright, but not in the DNA anymore, now its the product of our...
Jul 15 2006 - fighting CAN you beat him up? if so, and he attacks you, just beat the living crap out o...
Jul 14 2006 - Suicide or no? how on earth are we supposed to know better than you whats going on in your own ...
Jul 14 2006 - i hate all the other religions a very big irony is that you think that you are sooo good and going to heaven an...
Jul 14 2006 - MOM When a lion sets its eyes on a lionesse it must first always kill her cups. She...
Jul 11 2006 - was it sumthing i did? hahaha, you remind me of this fella named ali g. he spoke so weird he put up a ...
Jul 11 2006 - Feelings for Older Men women like older men much more than they tend to admit.
Jul 08 2006 - Getting fat what the hell do you think man. men really like it when you women turn into l...
Jul 08 2006 - who is racist I dont get it. Black people in america live in iceland?!? That doesnt make a...
Jul 05 2006 - I hate Christmas. absolutely normal, i feel the same way. Our lives, thoughts and perceived nor...
Jul 01 2006 - still a virgin He is stupid. Average age of loosing virginity is above 15.
Jul 01 2006 - Tiny tits good point, get pregnant girl. Then your tits will grow like never before.
Jul 01 2006 - Tiny tits no youre not lucky, big titts rule! Trust me, those guys were just pretending...
Jun 30 2006 - Younger girl likeing older man Have him fuck your brains out and then blackmail him for $50.000. That way you ...
Jun 28 2006 - When work becomes pleasure How hot is this! LINE: while (defined($line = )) { chomp($line); ...
Jun 28 2006 - Americans i need to be a bigot in order to fight the propaganda effects.
Jun 27 2006 - Comming Out? homosexuality is so fucking gross.
Jun 26 2006 - Americans america gives three bags of grain to some guy in africa and lets the cameras rol...
Jun 21 2006 - weather we plant them all the time but they either die right away from seasalt or cold, ...
Jun 21 2006 - lost tie why are you so freaking scared? What do you think she will do? And sneaking ...
Jun 21 2006 - 32 year old virgin Why dont you just pick up some chick and fuck her brains out? That sure beats s...
Jun 20 2006 - my true love Congratulations, you have redefined the word "geek".
Jun 20 2006 - weather jeehab.. relax. You are very easily ticket off and taken out of balance. It ...
Jun 19 2006 - feelings for fathers I recommend you act on this and have him fokk your brains out. I do not see a...
Jun 19 2006 - Forgetitude reminds me when i was working at a genetics research company.. the boss asked me...
Jun 18 2006 - Happy freak!
Jun 18 2006 - Eyes - window to the soul if youre telling the truth then them knowing what youre thinking should be a goo...
Jun 17 2006 - Guy hates Anal totally normal.
Jun 17 2006 - I feel old its very easy to understand how you feel. Try to get to know some somewhat yo...
Jun 17 2006 - WHEN IS IT THE RIGHT TIME? yeah make him pay! Dont be a cheap whore, be an expensive one.
Jun 17 2006 - Americans america gives three bags of grain to some guy in africa and lets the cameras rol...
Jun 15 2006 - does any 1 else have this speak to a doc.
Jun 15 2006 - Popcorn i eat popcorn by sticking my tongue into it and eating what sticks. No messy ha...
Jun 15 2006 - Girl with pot belly its ugly when women get a big belly. its also very unhealthy. so no, you sho...
Jun 15 2006 - Married and lonely i wonder how many relationships there are simply because the people felt they we...
Jun 13 2006 - I hate my job why dont you get a better job?
Jun 13 2006 - nothing you dont have to be the absolute best in the universe in order to have accomplis...
Jun 12 2006 - bedtime im a security guard in iceland and i aint allowed to go to bed until 9am! So ba...
Jun 10 2006 - aroused no wonder you women like moping the floor.
Jun 10 2006 - Why is it bad? it´s all about evolution. man and woman having sex is actually a contract...
Jun 10 2006 - I would think this would make me the perfect woman well, you´re a long way there. You also need to have somewhat large tits ...
Jun 09 2006 - Younger girl likeing older man no reason for you to not have sex with him then. have him fuck your brains out,...
Jun 09 2006 - Singing in the shower maybe you should go on american idol with a shower booth, get naked, jump in and...
Jun 09 2006 - I can't let go!! i think you should let him know how you feel. And not through phone, email, msn...
Jun 09 2006 - I can't let go!! been there done that. and my advice is.... i don´t have any. you´...
Jun 09 2006 - Americans It´s not just americans who are monolingual, australians and britons are t...
Jun 08 2006 - religion i have no idea what you´re talking about.
Jun 08 2006 - religion i agree with the poster. All organized religion is in one way or the other an e...
Jun 07 2006 - the universe the universe is like time, always going but never gone.
Jun 06 2006 - mastrubating you poor bastard.
Jun 06 2006 - £8 Lou Thats freaking gross man.
Jun 06 2006 - Living together = no more sex? showing affection without actually feeling affection? That´s crap. A rela...
Jun 06 2006 - Living together = no more sex? have you gotten fat?
Jun 05 2006 - 15 and still get spankings reminds of the movie "Freddy got fingered", the guy was 26 and was try...
May 29 2006 - No sex because to fat if you truly love him then you will get fit for him. I wouldn´t wanna m...
May 24 2006 - brainwashed world I´m talking about when britain declared war on germany on sep.3rd 1939. ...
May 24 2006 - I love him so much Don´t just talk about how you feel, act on it. If you wont you´ll p...
May 23 2006 - it was a suicide attempt? believe me, when you truly try to kill yourself, you will succeed.