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About Morpheus

Name: Morph
Location: Location Location
Age: 17
Sex: Yes Please
Occupation: Stealing golf balls
Favorite Food: Three cheese coleslaw with marzipan

Quote: Why couldn't the baby turn round in the corridor? Cos it had a javelin through its neck!

Morpheus's Latest Comments

3 years, 2 months ago - daughter problem Shoot her with a crossbow. Shes probably devil spawn

3 years, 2 months ago - How can I get him excited without sex? Sit behind him and stroke his hair (assuming he has some), massage his head and neck and whisper things to him

3 years, 2 months ago - screwed up EMOtions Maybe if you strangled yourself hard enough, you would die, and we wouldn't have to care about you any more!

3 years, 2 months ago - Ballbusting You freak!