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About PhilMikeHawk
Location: I hail From Pen island
Age:132
Sex: Gender Bender
Occupation:
Favorite Food: Clorox wipes
Quote:Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.
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1 year, 4 months ago -
Im Gonna make a Million $
i already own a few sorry cabinet and they are working f=juust fine cept i really dont think it was a doll it looks more like a game ticket to see some band live wtf??!!?!? wrong website ok why an i still typing not as if im going to post wwait am i now taling to myself thru the keyboard why yes i a...
1 year, 4 months ago -
Posessed
this all too a ok its happend to me many many times only one time my cat was like you noob stfu and go to sleep so i poked with a fire poker severel times and then yeah she was quiet but i had to force her to eat the next moring and for some reason she has been sleepin in the kitchen since idk?
1 year, 4 months ago -
Princess Dianna dies
HHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAA imma tell all my mates this =] =]
1 year, 4 months ago -
Meat & two Veg Please
im not uh huh da bu wha i want to kill myself why did you ever make me think of this gah!!!!!FREQWB%%YHS
1 year, 7 months ago -
ok im just a weirdo
LOL ROFLAFAGUS
1 year, 7 months ago -
I hate grafitti
Hey Cabinet I see u posting on alot of peoples questions and ur always like the only gguy or girl actually trying to help including my questions ty.
1 year, 7 months ago -
Never had a blowjob
stick your tounge in a fan while being banged by a horse / =
1 year, 7 months ago -
Cold Carl
Like to be honest i dont know what came over me but i like it and so does she so yah i guess thanx guys and cabinet ill try that
1 year, 7 months ago -
First HardOn in years, normal?
jan be nice give him 3 years