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Everyday should be a good day to die.

Survival of the fittest is the law of the land. To fool and be fooled is the reason we live.

If you see a stranger, follow him.

Why do you humans always look to the sky? Why do you wish to fly when you haven't got any wings? We use what we've been given. We run on our own legs as long as we can.

You know very well you're not real.

Keep off the loose soil.

Roses are red, eclairs filled with goo. If you were a door, I would slam you.

You've a good heart. Sometimes it's enough to see you safe wherever you go. But mostly, it's not.

Old Firm. Obstacles obliterated, nuisances eradicated, bothersome limbs removed, and tutelary dentistry.

You know the best way to scare crows? You just sneak up behind them and wrap your hands around their little throats and squeeze until they don't move anymore. That scares the stuffing out of them.

You're going to hell.
You're taking me.

Remember to toast to absent friends, lost loves, old gods, and the season of mists, and may each and every one of us give the devil his due.