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Oct 15 2008 - I have a problem =[ fun fact: when you are german you get all ze bitchez
Oct 15 2008 - A brand new white guy she ante my babies daddy
Oct 14 2008 - Dylan and Cole please help well, cole walks with a limp because his anus was shredded by a mysteries object...
Oct 14 2008 - pain when i pee it means your penis wants to split off and become a being on its own
Oct 14 2008 - depressed wow what kind of scrotum smuggling way to kill youself is that? at least go out ...
Oct 14 2008 - Posting in here oh man this site saves my ass all planning class
Oct 14 2008 - annoying ass grandparents get them high
Oct 14 2008 - Friends just randomly started hating me is it normal to wish i was british just to use the word Wanker?
Oct 14 2008 - what is this? thats messed up
Oct 14 2008 - Do girls care? nice
Oct 14 2008 - Help me get started again roleplaying
Oct 14 2008 - Terrified i think you get born bipolar
Oct 14 2008 - RE: Im sure you all will agree these are the most helpfull threads ever i think youll all agree
Oct 14 2008 - Bears if your a PWNZOR dongeon master like me all da bitchez skin themselves for you
Oct 14 2008 - I dont know how to walk in high heels .. better learn before grad lol
Oct 14 2008 - Ex partner finishing date just build a time machine and go back and see thats what Guy Pearce did.
Oct 14 2008 - Men wearing womens boots wow for the first time ever im at a loss of words..
Oct 14 2008 - Does your boss know? does your boss know you have his cock up your anus?
Oct 14 2008 - fantasy slave finally i can have my own cyber sex slave my BIRTHDAY WISH CAME TRUE OH GOODIE!
Oct 14 2008 - Hot Teaspoons HEY. what would jesus do?
Oct 14 2008 - i want a relationship with her theres plenty of other fish in the sea
Oct 14 2008 - I want to kill people get GTA san andreas
Oct 14 2008 - Does he like me more mail your underwear to him
Oct 14 2008 - Staying Awake On Pot dont fall asleep baked it makes u feel shitty as hell in the morning
Oct 14 2008 - forhead sweat if you actually had this problem why would u need to know what situations?
Oct 14 2008 - Green Poop sometimes my poo is bright yellow and smells like rainbows
Oct 14 2008 - why did he create us ? can jesus microwave a burito so hot he himself cannot eat it?
Oct 14 2008 - why did he create us ? does god like kfc?
Oct 14 2008 - GOTH girl lol Darla
Oct 14 2008 - I hate middle school you think ur math teacher is bad? mine teaches us the wrong formulas then after ...
Oct 14 2008 - Flour addiction LOL
Oct 14 2008 - Cried after toughest workout in my life well i heard it from your mother
Oct 13 2008 - Straight Guy Gay Porn wow u couldnt even act serious when u typed that.
Oct 13 2008 - Dying nice
Oct 13 2008 - Mad about Store Cart Policy! thats what they said about benjamin disraeli
Oct 13 2008 - Im wondering if I was contacted by a pedo? great story hansel
Oct 13 2008 - NEED HELP shit it happened again
Oct 13 2008 - problems this is hilarious your neighbor sounds like a party animal
Oct 13 2008 - Street bums always ask me for money. wow i dont got time to read this im not korean
Oct 13 2008 - i wanna kiss my best friend plz videotape this and send it to P.o box 11503 or email me at Benjamindisreali@...
Oct 13 2008 - I am envious of one of my students... k you cock smuggler 1. its a woman because SHE has a husband 2. his was the h...
Oct 13 2008 - 364 day jerk im sensing some hostility here
Oct 13 2008 - For Valentine's Day... i get my woman an ironing board for every valentines day and it never fails me.
Oct 13 2008 - I wonder if he will still like me theres only one way to find out... no, not to stop buying peopl...
Oct 13 2008 - i fell like sh*t i just got a raging clue rite now
Oct 13 2008 - Am I dead inside? SKYWALKER MUST BE DESTROYED
Oct 13 2008 - what could this be? shes probably under the influence of drugs and/or alcohol and possibly having ha...
Oct 13 2008 - Wearing socks im pritty sure true cristians dont use the word nigger
Oct 13 2008 - Is it bad? join some clubs or something to get more social experience
Oct 13 2008 - Hoopty life OHHHHH Bring out the high vocabulary arsenal!!!!! BEOOOMMMMM
Oct 13 2008 - Global Warming studies show that global warming is caused by Iraqis
Oct 13 2008 - strange speech habits oh you bumptious populace you
Oct 13 2008 - Bad Boss kick your boss in the penis
Oct 13 2008 - drink and smoke just go down to mcdonalds and get them to pump your face. my friend had it done ...
Oct 13 2008 - Never had gf!! OHHH DROP THE BOMBB !!
Oct 13 2008 - Using other's arrogance as own motivation fun fact: earthworms have both a penis and a vagina
Oct 13 2008 - should i do this? this reminds me of that one episode of trading spaces
Oct 13 2008 - Ear Plugs wow who would wear earplugs for peace and quiet ur a freak
Oct 13 2008 - How to forget someone you love? everytime you think of him, cut yourself across the wrist this hasnt failed ...
Oct 13 2008 - Whats going on with this pussy? beaner you know ALL about cleaning dont you
Oct 13 2008 - Cried after toughest workout in my life how should i know i dont gape
Oct 13 2008 - Asian drivers are dangerous? well billy, in most asian contries they only ride bikes so when they get here an...
Oct 13 2008 - Should it last this long? well she probably wants to be with other guys because they, unlike you, have pen...
Oct 13 2008 - Anybody else find McDonalds disgusting? hey i think the best way for u to get the sand out of your vagina is with a gard...
Oct 13 2008 - Cried after toughest workout in my life well probably because your vagina is gaping. some vagisil should clear that u...
Oct 13 2008 - Last night driving question*
Oct 13 2008 - Last night driving if u could rate the suckage on a scale of 1 to 10 what would it be? also if u ...
Oct 13 2008 - I've found my soulmate. hes just trying to luer u into his van but instead of candy hes using this "...
Oct 13 2008 - Addicted to Downloading Music? maby if u got addicted to something else such as crack, this problem would be so...
Oct 13 2008 - Understanding what i feel homerS porchies dont talk about their feelings, noo shes clearly some sort of la...
Dec 19 2007 - WTF? NEED HELP hahaha im so funny
Dec 19 2007 - when i get around girls i tend to sweat hahahhahaha childhood obesity
Dec 19 2007 - Odd colored semen... it means u saved money on car insurance by switching to gyco
Dec 11 2007 - What's Wrong With Me? try and mount them from the rear
Dec 11 2007 - Survivorman they only have 10 shows cuz my giant dick turned his ass into rotti so he cant w...
Dec 11 2007 - Survivorman hey fag, bear gryllz can own ur panzy little bitch survivor any day in the wild....
Dec 11 2007 - Can not cum at 13 if you cant cum it means you have malaria
Dec 10 2007 - movies i enjoyed the porno versions more fece wars
Dec 10 2007 - I'm going to have sex with my Mom now heres a melon scratcher, if she had a baby, would it be your brother or your...
Dec 10 2007 - pussy smells bad for the first time i have no comment
Dec 09 2007 - middle age crisis too early your life is boring because u spend to much time on runescape and not enough wit...
Dec 09 2007 - I eat... do you really have to ask some1 else to know the answer?
Dec 09 2007 - Straight Guy Gay Porn why would u compare lenghts u fucking rookie biotch
Dec 09 2007 - Strategic Seating this may be caused by your insecurites about some1 sticking their penis up your ...
Dec 09 2007 - should i loose it casually I JUST SAVED A BUNCH OF MONEY ON CAR INSURANCE BY SWITCHING TO GYCO
Dec 09 2007 - should i loose it casually HEY GUYS I HAVE GREAT NEWS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dec 09 2007 - You've got to be kiddin me!? because your a woman and your brain is to infereior
Dec 09 2007 - nuke em is it normal for rookie biotches like u to shut the hell up?
Dec 09 2007 - Support Homosexuality! PART 2! blackbarbiebabe that has got to be the gayest little signature thing ive ever se...
Dec 09 2007 - Never marry, have kids and stay a virgin fuck u god dam nerds and ur paragraph questions
Dec 09 2007 - I wish I was a super soldier GET YOUR FAT ROOKIE BIOTCH ASS OFF RUNESCAPE AND LOOSE SUM WIEGHT
Dec 09 2007 - I need help with my appearance ROOKIE BIOTCH
Dec 09 2007 - 18 and i NEVER had a girlfriend and i am virgin the reason ur not laide yet is cuz ur a rookie biotch
Dec 09 2007 - 29-no relationship isnt any1 gonna ask me what a discotech is?
Dec 09 2007 - Secretary with big tits OMG this is like that one episode of saved by the bell
Dec 09 2007 - Size of inner labia i like it when girls wear lipstick on their vagina lips
Dec 09 2007 - my penis size women cannot resist this
Dec 09 2007 - my penis size my dick is like a babys arm holding an apple
Dec 09 2007 - 29-no relationship well maby if u moved out of ur parents basement and stopped playing world of war...
Dec 09 2007 - My brother is evil... get some holy water from your church and throw it at his face
Dec 09 2007 - Kissing my gf they like it when u bite there tounge really hard
Dec 09 2007 - Im sick of America being ragged on YEA SCREW AMERICA IRAQ FOR LIFE
Dec 08 2007 - am i depressed or schizophrenic if ur gonna go on a killing spree make sure ur properly prepared
Dec 08 2007 - Asking people out folo her home after work and watch her sleep then tell her about it the next da...
Dec 08 2007 - Is it possible that she's pregnant also if u shoot her in the face as your ejacuating she wont get pregnant
Dec 08 2007 - Is it possible that she's pregnant you know that if the girls on top she cant get pregnant cuz gravity
Dec 08 2007 - Lets go! if u drive down to mexico u can fill ur van in like 5 minutes for only like 2 da...
Dec 08 2007 - Drop your pants! totally normal
Dec 08 2007 - Strange eating habbits nail a wooden board over his mouth
Dec 08 2007 - I HATE EVERYONE why do u hate people
Dec 08 2007 - eat me outt already. ill answer ur question with another question do u smell like fish?
Dec 08 2007 - sombrero in urinal sprinkles ur just saying that cuz ur a porchie
Dec 08 2007 - Does he like me? PLEASE HELP ME I READ THE WHOLE THING!!
Dec 08 2007 - Homosexual love. what a useless post. imma go eat sum waffles ~~inspired by aunt jemima~~
Dec 08 2007 - dripping pussy u must get invited to all the parties
Dec 08 2007 - i love pancakes my goldfish does that 2
Dec 08 2007 - Nickel back sux nickleback sucks so bad that there is only 1 man in the history of music to suck...
Dec 07 2007 - Just read and post any thing i was thinking more like "my own dad"
Dec 07 2007 - I dont beleive in sex before marriage you must have some kind of retardation to think this way
Dec 07 2007 - I woke up peeing the bed and I'm 13, first time jan are u like a retired doctor with nothing better to do with ur time? go nit u...
Dec 07 2007 - My Wife Spanks Me for Control and Enjoyment get back at her by giving her a cleavland steamer
Dec 07 2007 - Female with only male friends or my personal favourite the hot carl
Dec 07 2007 - Female with only male friends or maby a pasadena mudslide?
Dec 07 2007 - Female with only male friends have u given any of them cleavland steamers?
Dec 07 2007 - Food seasoning :D
Dec 07 2007 - Future generations. lol you dont think that our parents generation was this fucked up as kids? it wi...
Dec 07 2007 - stupid thats not a question u GURJIT
Dec 07 2007 - Did you ever realize?.... its all that awful music there listenin to ma mamma says that its duh devils mu...
Dec 07 2007 - I woke up peeing the bed and I'm 13, first time lol one time i dreamed i was taking a piss in a urinal and i pissed myself it wa...
Dec 07 2007 - Food seasoning im pritty sure i could take a 10 year old white kid like u
Dec 07 2007 - Support Homosexuality! PART 2! but it doenst matter what u say
Dec 07 2007 - Food seasoning and ur the 1 suggesting videos of semis running over people with penis shaped he...
Dec 07 2007 - Food seasoning see i was like that at first but then curiosity gets the better of u (after u ...
Dec 07 2007 - Just read and post any thing jan ur just proving my fun fact
Dec 07 2007 - Food seasoning well mines an actual video of what happens when u do to much crack and u get tal...
Dec 07 2007 - Erection i managed to pack sum rice into my cock to give it that extra punch so dont worr...
Dec 07 2007 - Food seasoning hey grizzie google "hachet vs genitals"
Dec 07 2007 - Erection then ill mushroom slap u so ull pass out and i can rip ur tight ass up
Dec 07 2007 - sombrero in urinal he was probably on crack cuz thats all porchies do
Dec 07 2007 - Erection ill bring up the rear
Dec 07 2007 - Would you? HAHA U REMIND ME OF THAT GAY SHOW KING OF THE HILL IN UR NEXT POST U GOTTA SAY &...
Dec 07 2007 - Stepdaughter wakes stepdad up stroking penis have u guys actually read the whole thing? i lost intrest after the first senten...
Dec 07 2007 - Support Homosexuality! PART 2! did i tell u to talk?
Dec 07 2007 - Erection i MENT EAT FOOD LIKE ICECREAM U CHINK
Dec 07 2007 - Just read and post any thing me first
Dec 07 2007 - Just read and post any thing yea xerxes jeeze this is sparta for crying out loud
Dec 07 2007 - Would you? SUE HER
Dec 07 2007 - Support Homosexuality! PART 2! ill be ur groupie i like potatoes
Dec 07 2007 - Erection now im gonna go eat myself to sleep
Dec 07 2007 - Erection WHY CANT WE ALL JUST BE FRIENDS!!!!!!
Dec 07 2007 - Food.. no im to funny to be smithee fuck that porchie
Dec 07 2007 - Just read and post any thing FUN FACT: women have smaller brains then men
Dec 07 2007 - Just read and post any thing i didnt even read ur post cuz it was 2 long i just like to post stupid shit so h...
Dec 07 2007 - well here I am again OMG ITS FRIDAY HERE 2 WHAT A COINCIDENCE
Dec 07 2007 - Food.. your both completly normal
Dec 07 2007 - Food.. OMG this 1 time at band camp we cut a hole in the cheek of this really drunk gir...
Dec 07 2007 - It was the drink did u get his name tatooed on your chest? man i hate when that happens
Dec 07 2007 - Get to know each other im to sexy for my shirt
Dec 07 2007 - Negro's Problems Are The Fault Of Whites! do u actually expect me 2 read all that? im not asain
Dec 07 2007 - Mama dont like no cooking oil mamma says lifes like a box of chocolates, you never know what ya gonna git
Dec 07 2007 - Why do some farts linger longer ? he must live in san fransisco since he likes his own farts
Dec 07 2007 - Are guys friends with me for superficial reasons well if your so inteligent why r u asking a bunch of teenagers u god dam hoar
Dec 07 2007 - Normal to masturbate with a fleshlight? heres an idea, go to your local hood with a net and catch sum of dem porchies an...
Dec 07 2007 - Is it normal to like the smell of sulfur? if u like the smell of napalm it means you have cancer
Nov 04 2007 - Too fat GO FOR A RUN FATTY
Nov 04 2007 - is it bad to hate your mom KILL HER
Nov 04 2007 - Am I sick GECHO OLD ASS OFF THIS SITE BITCH
Nov 04 2007 - I want to maximize my pleasure! pour hot wax into your vag
Nov 04 2007 - EMO Deaths Downunder WE NEED TO SHIP ALL THE EMOS OFF TO AFRICA AND LET THOSE NIGGERS DEAL WITH IT
Nov 04 2007 - My gf FUN FACT: snakes arent mammals
Nov 04 2007 - is it rude to blow your nose at the dinner table i usually shit at the dinner table 2
Nov 04 2007 - my boy friends friend FINISH HIM
Nov 04 2007 - my boy friends friend tell ur boyfriend he was talking shit about u and make the FIGHT TO THE DEATH
Nov 04 2007 - The perfect boyfriend girls like u to cum in there face in public
Nov 04 2007 - they are just there if u dont have big boobs then u suck at life
Nov 04 2007 - am i invisable you should kill the girl he likes so then he has to like u
Nov 04 2007 - IsItNormal? who the fuck goes on isitnormal.com pfff
Nov 04 2007 - Does this make me gay? its not gay i do it with ur mom all the time
Nov 04 2007 - marine flatworms i guess ur moms a marine flatworm
Nov 04 2007 - Cotton buds & ears try cutting your ear off problem solved
Nov 04 2007 - I dont know him, but does he like me? next time he looks at u shoot him in the face. problem solved
Nov 04 2007 - i have a bad memory the only way to know for sure is to sneak cameras in his bedroom and see his dic...
Nov 04 2007 - Is it normal to like the smell of sulfur? if u like sulfer it means ur gay
Nov 04 2007 - Up my what? your mom likes it up the ass
Nov 02 2007 - Am I An Alcoholic? ask yourself this have u but chugged any alchohol? if you have then your an al...
Nov 02 2007 - My Girl Friend is Pregnant HELP!!!!!!! set up a tripwire before the stairs and make ur ho trip down the stairs. or u co...
Oct 26 2007 - the new kid KILL YOUR FRIEND AND X SO YOU WONT HAVE A PROBLEM WITH THEM HATING U
Oct 26 2007 - Will I Make It Big??? DONT FORGET TO BRING A TOWEL
Oct 26 2007 - am i a vampire YES YOU ARE A VAMPIRE NEXT DATE TRY BITING HER NECK REALLY HARD AND SUCKING HE...
Oct 26 2007 - my boyfriend cant spurt it just means ur a fat ugly hoe who doesnt please him so the only logic solution...
Oct 26 2007 - is it supposed to be that color?? its clear cuz he probably jacks it to much so it doesnt have time to get all thi...
Oct 26 2007 - How do I make friends in college? cum on peoples faces its the best way to meet people
Oct 26 2007 - don't make fun of me. just go cut urself and get it over with
Oct 26 2007 - penis size WOW THATS TINY IM A CHICK AND MY COCKS BIGGER
Oct 26 2007 - curved penis if ur penis is curved it means u have cancer