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Feb 07 2009 - Sexual vibes from customers at work lol! either get used to tha attention or start lookin for a nu job.
Jan 22 2009 - Sexual vibes from customers at work ok are u guy or a girl? depends on how hot you look.
Jan 22 2009 - Annoyed When People Compare Human Traits w/Animals I totally agree. dogs & animals can't love. they can't appreciate art. they ...
Jan 22 2009 - But she'll be homeless. have you tried to sit down with her & explain how you're feeling about this?...
Dec 20 2007 - why do ? i'm aka surprised that so much dumb shit still gets typed on here. lmao!
Dec 20 2007 - A girl I met on the internet WATCH OUT! ITS A FAT BALD GAY DUDE TRYNA GET INTA YA PANTIES!
Dec 20 2007 - Thinking about bdsm while having sex... there is a saying for this, 'whatever floats your boat.' communitaction. dun ...
Aug 17 2007 - I don't want to like her tha runs! afta a bottle of halapenos lol!
Aug 17 2007 - I don't want to like her roflmao. thats sound advise man. haha!
Aug 15 2007 - Is kissing supposed to be enjoyable...? he's a bad kisser. i dun like kissing but i like kissing my lady. its about touc...
Jul 08 2007 - America is f**ked U got my vote! lol!
Jul 08 2007 - I feel so guilty! HMMM WIERD THOUGHTS? i used to wonder how people could kill their loved ones. th...
May 01 2007 - Me so Violent! i'm black... LOL & i lived in Jo'burg for a while! sorry wannab gansta, u ai...
Apr 05 2007 - Always Horny add me & i'll teach u what 2 do to deal with it... jeremy_eeson@hotmail.com ...
Mar 26 2007 - i found a evil object i found an evil object too. it is in my chest. its called a gut. it knows whe...
Mar 26 2007 - eaten i prefer not to kiss after oral too. its normal.
Mar 12 2007 - Sexual Animal you are normal.
Mar 09 2007 - i am in a relationship, and am having an affair! U fucking idiot. i'm 25. i live alone. all u saw glancing @ my profile with your...
Mar 09 2007 - Husbands - Toys or No Toys? i have never been asked to use toys in the bedroom. it THAT normal?
Mar 09 2007 - Shinken sometimes.... something is beautiful & you look at it & it steals your s...
Mar 08 2007 - Realtionsh*ts(ships?) or shud i say mind. *AHEMSTRANGEFAG*
Mar 08 2007 - Realtionsh*ts(ships?) no, stupid minds must ask...
Mar 08 2007 - i am in a relationship, and am having an affair! 1stly, strangefag, STFU! 2ndly, if it bugs him that u have a bf it means he w...
Mar 08 2007 - Shinken small comment from an equally small mind. judging from the majority of your inte...
Mar 08 2007 - An embarrasing topic i am 'cut' & less feeling??? you obviously don't know what u r on about.
Mar 08 2007 - ladies please help..... no, you have had enouhg of that new cereal.
Mar 08 2007 - giving women head if it walks like a duck, quacks like a duck & flaps like a duck...
Mar 08 2007 - lust and masturbation ok i'll break it down. 'wanting' something is not the same as 'having' it.
Mar 07 2007 - giving women head faker: callmegod.
Mar 07 2007 - masturbation does do it for me. prefer my imagination to have the canvas of a female body to ...
Mar 07 2007 - masturbation meh. once a month.
Mar 07 2007 - My life story except me. lol! oh, & dirty cabbie. LOL!
Mar 07 2007 - turned on after *was fond of...
Mar 07 2007 - turned on after i am fond of asking my girl to close her eyes & guess where i will kiss &...
Mar 07 2007 - lust and masturbation once you get it you usually don't crave it as much. i used to feel like that but...
Mar 07 2007 - I need ideas on masturbating heavily danny is a retard.
Mar 07 2007 - anger thats not anger. thats craving power. the idea of being ableto stop someone comp...
Mar 07 2007 - being pedophiled when i was a child wtf?! u want details?! BAD THINKS! thats what he did. don't become a sick...
Feb 28 2007 - Fake or not? i never post stories. its my alter ego.
Feb 28 2007 - Nattie is cool lol! you don't rate cos you have your own exclusive category. :)
Feb 22 2007 - PERiOD -- masturbation? this topis is connected to the 'horney while on my period' one floating around.
Feb 22 2007 - Nattie is cool she's not a gnome cab. beware. lol! yeah nattie is coolest on iin. then sis. the...
Feb 22 2007 - Late period after first time. womens 'moodiness' for some odd reason turns me on.
Feb 22 2007 - Religion i agree with bob.
Feb 21 2007 - don't make fun of me. Adrenalin. Just be a thrill seeker. take up stock car driving.
Feb 21 2007 - I Find Shemales attractive, am i Bi? passing your usual condescending judgement on everyone i see. bigot.
Feb 21 2007 - Cannot keep my eyes off it! is this a guy/girl? either way its jst askin for trouble.
Feb 21 2007 - Why do they wear the white socks ? guys feet are not sexy. except mine. haha!
Feb 21 2007 - Do women get more attractive as they mature? lol! you. cmon now, you know you've done the ball&cocktuck in the shower &am...
Feb 21 2007 - Religion smith, the big bang is just as farfetched as the whole religion thing.
Feb 21 2007 - Late period after first time. true. but semen only lives 3 days atm the most. ummm, please tell me women can't...
Feb 20 2007 - Late period after first time. BTW, how old r u? 17?
Feb 20 2007 - Late period after first time. I don't know. my first time was with my best friend for whom was also it was als...
Feb 20 2007 - IS SHE TO OLD FOR ME?? you only said procede cos you are getting off on imagining boobies bashing passi...
Feb 20 2007 - Is my husband over protective? i'm against rogers opinion there, if my love got raped... i would catch h...
Feb 20 2007 - Rape turns me on yeah, i seriously eat rusty razorblades. dur. however, i feel like doing that...
Feb 20 2007 - Homophobe called out on her BS Part Two i'm cool with evangelizers. they are actually following the bible, despite how a...
Feb 19 2007 - Want to die, but afraid of death death just helps you destroy the pple who really love you. by killing yourself u...
Feb 19 2007 - Horny at that time of the month its true! when i have had sex on my partners period, i suggest we do it in the s...
Feb 19 2007 - Religion I will say this. I am confident that soon this entire world will turn on all rel...
Feb 19 2007 - Death of a newborn lol! munchie you r teh bestest! listen to her buddy. don't come back here. infac...
Feb 19 2007 - Do women like gay men? guys like lesbians cos they secretly wonder what it is like to be a woman. their...
Feb 19 2007 - Homophobe called out on her BS Part Two sorta like a remote control human for god only.
Feb 19 2007 - Homophobe called out on her BS Part Two Divine Inspiration.
Feb 19 2007 - anyone wanna share?? ROFLMAO! I concede! I concede!
Feb 19 2007 - Boobie its wierd tho. cos i seem like a normal person but i can garuntee u every minute...
Feb 19 2007 - Boobie my imagination unfortunately extends into everything & is on constant overdr...
Feb 18 2007 - Boobie OMG! why is it i get the most aroused when women talk casually bout their bodies...
Feb 18 2007 - Rape turns me on you women scare me...
Feb 18 2007 - anyone wanna share?? 0.o o.0 0.0 lol!
Feb 18 2007 - True violation eeeeeewww! haha! not me! i neva get skid marks. i wipe till i can't c even the s...
Feb 18 2007 - Do women get more attractive as they mature? women are women. they have something exquisite to over no matter what the age. b...
Feb 18 2007 - Does it? lol! i'm just too random. don't try or your brain starts to atrohpy. haha!
Feb 18 2007 - Saddam Dead oooo. much luv for this poor sap.
Feb 18 2007 - anyone wanna share?? your hubbie suggested u masturbate? wow. u must really REALLY bea handfuul!
Feb 17 2007 - Me so Violent! you talk the way i feel. lol!
Feb 16 2007 - Feelings about a City Landmark when u post a story its nice & conflict free. but when you reply to other pp...
Feb 16 2007 - Did you ever realize?.... i don't swear unless i get hurt. if i'm angry i take a walk or punch a hole in m...
Feb 16 2007 - Digging For Gold she wants you rog. lol! smithee, THIS post was a complete waste of time reading....
Feb 16 2007 - Falling & afraid... yup. http://www.myspace.com/cataslysm
Feb 16 2007 - Me so Violent! wow. u r really sexually charged.
Feb 15 2007 - Am I out of control? lol!
Feb 15 2007 - Black 1
Feb 15 2007 - Black i have a chilling story i wrote @ work. but its quite intense & goosebumpie.
Feb 15 2007 - Some Thing wrong? ty! it worked out in th end.
Feb 15 2007 - Am i a lesbian or what? you must be some really yummie jailbait!!!!
Feb 15 2007 - Me so Violent! hmmm. painting aye.
Feb 15 2007 - Am I out of control? loL! i am learning to direct my energies in other areas. dalene has been subtly ...
Feb 15 2007 - Falling & afraid... ty. i decided to stick it out. if this ends then its the end. i can't say the co...
Feb 13 2007 - their fault ok i see. u are exonerated. lol!
Feb 13 2007 - Cant get in! sure u r mr peeweeteenieweener!
Feb 13 2007 - their fault ok so what u r saying is if some girl walked into a prisonyard full of rapists &...
Feb 12 2007 - Female Ejaculation omg your 'hot!" readings on the sex scale jst went up 150%! its a new isitn...
Feb 12 2007 - their fault no, thats not what i am saying. 'if a girl dresses to make her self look good,' ...
Feb 12 2007 - me and my sister... np. lol!
Feb 12 2007 - Happily married, but curious. *more jealous*
Feb 11 2007 - Happily married, but curious. *jealous*
Feb 11 2007 - me and my sister... wur? this isn't my post...
Feb 11 2007 - their fault thats like saying 'yes i agree some pple run with knives. BUT it is still partly...
Feb 11 2007 - Boobie yup.
Feb 10 2007 - EMBARRESSED, BUT SCARED? you r a girl who humps her stuffed animals. explains why so many young females l...
Feb 10 2007 - Boobie thats soo hot.
Feb 10 2007 - weirdo mate i had a similar problem. i jst avoided him & he got the message.
Feb 10 2007 - Anger: please read take up martial arts.
Feb 10 2007 - Help! I hit my wife last night smithee, all your posts are either "fuck u ____!1!!" or "W/E! I D...
Feb 10 2007 - to go to a school like this... Trouble! i'm a newzealander too! where u @ auckland?
Feb 10 2007 - Is he too old for me? fake post by a dedicated loser.
Feb 10 2007 - their fault well, if you run with sharp knives... wearing skirts so short that when u be...
Feb 10 2007 - Looong... i am convoluted but i think i'll take that as a complement. lol.
Feb 09 2007 - me and my sister... yuck.
Feb 09 2007 - Are insecurities about my sexuality effecting me? There is some cock for you here anytime u need it invisi.
Feb 09 2007 - Pep Boys buy a gun, go there, & shoot every single one of them in the head. then plea...
Feb 09 2007 - headz so i dun worry bout my cock getting munched on.
Feb 09 2007 - headz i have had a bj like 4 times in the last 2 years. begrudgingly in each case too.
Feb 09 2007 - Washing my anus yuck! lol!
Feb 09 2007 - what are you thinking i think about oysters. odd i know. but when i think about them i eat it like i a...
Feb 09 2007 - Washing my anus i am the same. i wipe & wipe & wipe till i can't c a minute smudge on th...
Feb 09 2007 - Poop Bombs IF that picture is really u, then u r a fatty too. lol!
Feb 09 2007 - Handsome c*ck lol!
Feb 09 2007 - Poetry you say u are rich but i seriously doubt it. rich pple get bored with bragging b...
Feb 09 2007 - "THAT'S SO GAY" RANT I LOL'd @ bob!
Feb 09 2007 - want orgy VROOM VROOM & INDEED VROOOOM!!!!!!!!
Feb 09 2007 - Female Ejaculation haha! yeah i get told that abit. i am not happy unless my partner is happy. i'm ...
Feb 08 2007 - 1st cousin sex i don't mean your physical age. i mean your mental age.
Feb 08 2007 - Am I out of control? borderline sociopathic with a mild narcissistic personality disorder. he said i ...
Feb 08 2007 - Future generations. we are failing. there is no hope.
Feb 08 2007 - im attracted to ..... smitheee go on & lie to us that u have NEVER taken a second look @ a videoga...
Feb 08 2007 - Happily married, but curious. i hope my girl turns out like u munchkins
Feb 08 2007 - Female Ejaculation i am willing to do more than the simple in & out. i am willing to do whateve...
Feb 08 2007 - My Mum Is Still a Virgin lol@ bobert!
Feb 08 2007 - Why?!!!!!!!!!??!?!?!?!?!!??!? personally 10-15 years is the most i can condone. anything after that is pushing...
Feb 08 2007 - just checkin till now i have still never measured mine. i get told its huge but i really dun ...
Feb 08 2007 - do guys care? i have to be honest. I dun like my women hairy. a bald pussy is a nice pussy, bu...
Feb 08 2007 - headz loL! i know a m8 huz like that. her hubby jokes bout it. she actually likes to d...
Feb 08 2007 - Why?!!!!!!!!!??!?!?!?!?!!??!? LOL! u can tell who have crushes on older men in this post. thier dads didn't pa...
Feb 07 2007 - He really smells nice Its a case of wanting something you can't have it. leads to obsession. nip it in...
Feb 07 2007 - My Mum Is Still a Virgin so u r a satanist? if so please post me body parts of your family as proof kk? t...
Feb 06 2007 - Natural Beauty i
Feb 06 2007 - Natural Beauty that challenged your masculenity? i ROFLMAO!
Feb 06 2007 - Female Ejaculation i mean your profile one.
Feb 06 2007 - Female Ejaculation elizabeth thats a really cool pic u have there.
Feb 06 2007 - FUUUUUUCK!!!!!!!!!! i quit cold turkey. it was a nightmare. but i would never hve been able to quit ...
Feb 06 2007 - im attracted to ..... for me, i like the girl on my profile. from Dungeon Keeper 2! The mistress
Feb 06 2007 - My dad appples???
Feb 04 2007 - male multiple orgasms awe poor smithee & his 30 seconds. ROFLMAO @ stargirl!
Feb 04 2007 - male multiple orgasms i do that. i thought i was wierd. glad 2 see i'm not alone. my ex's used to comp...
Feb 04 2007 - anal sex my asshole s too small for anal to make me happy. i am not fond of anal. i will ...
Feb 03 2007 - random article on Wikipedia when bored omg! i am not alone!
Feb 03 2007 - Future generations. thats cos u so godly shaved.
Feb 03 2007 - My girlfriend Loves wild Sex har har.
Feb 03 2007 - Happily married, but curious. well that rules out anything to do with smithee, intellectually or, 'otherwise.'...
Feb 02 2007 - Im a US Troop government sucks viva la despotism!
Feb 02 2007 - Happily married, but curious. i say no. 3somes have a habit of going sout l8r on. you can only truely love one...
Feb 02 2007 - im really confused Just say this. "so i guess u heard all the rumours that i like u hur? well ...
Feb 02 2007 - Choked... be careful! sleeper is dangerous. just a tiny press forward can snap a neck! not...
Feb 02 2007 - What do guys refer smithee umm. buddy u r starting to sound abit gay...
Feb 02 2007 - Why ever time i sh*t the water spashes back up i'm a cronic land stripper. i occasionally block the public l;oos. (no u know hu...
Feb 02 2007 - My girlfriend Loves wild Sex destroying a mans life based on a lie is a sick & fucked up thing to do. u b...
Feb 02 2007 - Future generations. bob noone that has commented really has your insight. you can tell cos they eith...
Feb 02 2007 - Black i'm mexican? my moms musta been keeping secrets!
Feb 02 2007 - Falling & afraid... i can't take another hit man. i jst can't.
Feb 02 2007 - Falling & afraid... The problem is... i have believed that before & been smashed to pieces.
Feb 01 2007 - Regret Marrying For Money arsenic... unhappiness can kill you. especially if its you that someone is n...
Feb 01 2007 - Older Woman (35) And Younger Man (18) Love Sex invisi is coolness!
Feb 01 2007 - Im a US Troop so the real answer to this is, "Innocent pple are not always as innocent as...
Feb 01 2007 - Im a US Troop people always feel sorry that a soldier has t kill pple. WAKE THE FUCK UP! THATS...
Feb 01 2007 - emptiness omg someone stole my line! ALL BY MYSELF is MY line!!!
Feb 01 2007 - Falling & afraid... i've ony ever had 2 serious gf's besides dalene. 1 died & the other fucked w...
Feb 01 2007 - Im a US Troop fuck fuck FUCK! man! you god damned idiots! soldiers are killing machines. henc...
Feb 01 2007 - My girlfriend Loves wild Sex girls like that are dangerous. trust me i know. cut her loose buddy.
Feb 01 2007 - Mirror masturbating I caught my gf doing that day before last. i peeped in the bathroom & she wa...
Feb 01 2007 - What do guys refer if she laughs & smiles & has pretty eyes she's in! makeup or no!
Feb 01 2007 - sh*t on a stick...my husbands. LOL! "shithead" ROFLMAO! Stop complementing her stargurl! omg she'l...
Feb 01 2007 - hwat coworker screw that! (pun intended) even poor pple fuck!! how u think we have overpopulat...
Feb 01 2007 - Older Woman (35) And Younger Man (18) Love Sex i match all sexual peaks! i'm a 'sex peak' master. lol! jkes jkes. i AM... ki...
Feb 01 2007 - "Seriously Depressed--No Laughing Matter" I love you depressed guys. & i mean that. I could easily be one of you. *fre...
Feb 01 2007 - I wanna have sex with my boy friend LOL@ vaver
Jan 31 2007 - Punch in the Face abger... i dunno. anger is a whole different kind of 'strong.' can you really ca...
Jan 31 2007 - Am I out of control? now i am feeling afraid of myself.? i dunno anymore. i'm like a different person...
Jan 31 2007 - Plumper Loving depend what kind of a person she is. i dated a girl hu weighed 86 kgs once. but ...
Jan 31 2007 - Repulsed by Male Genitals also might help determine if u r a dyke or not.
Jan 31 2007 - Repulsed by Male Genitals what does a cock remind you of that u r repulsed by it? maybe its subconcious ps...
Jan 31 2007 - Finger-Nailed...to the Refrigerator LOL! phew! that means soon she won't b able to type all this crap smithee! KEEP ...
Jan 29 2007 - Minors of same age... gawdf damned capsloc
Jan 29 2007 - Minors of same age... THEY GET FINED. I LOOKED IT UP. & THE WELFARE CAN TAKE BOTH KIDS AWAY.
Jan 29 2007 - lonely most importantly, LISTEN to pple. i mean REALLY listen.
Jan 29 2007 - lonely the best way to get a girl is to be self sacrificing. do things for other pple &...
Jan 29 2007 - Dont like Masturbatin! i have a m8 who doesn't wank. says his hand isn't the same as someone elses. he ...
Jan 29 2007 - is this erectile dysfunction? will it go away? Its ok bro. i don't always get rock hard. & sometimes i can cum with quite a...
Jan 29 2007 - I love to molest My Patients yup. lol!
Jan 29 2007 - Headache from my dad he is not a family man. but he must have @ least 1 good point. remember.. things...
Jan 29 2007 - Mean..... Thats wierd man. I always hung out with my parents & my friends. i remember ...
Jan 29 2007 - Poop Bombs I get you now. You're into shock tactics. why You need to resort to this over th...
Jan 28 2007 - Cereal KELLOGS FROSTIES MAKE MY EYEBALLS VIBRATE!
Jan 28 2007 - Cereal ME too! I WUV CEREALS!
Jan 28 2007 - So I didn't pay for her thats wat i suggest.
Jan 28 2007 - how do i get his attention??? u didn't commet on the going to jail bit.