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Sep 29 2007 - The tape Thanks mymunchkins :) its an audio tape. I still have not listened to it. I stil...
Sep 29 2007 - The tape Thats disgusting... don't you have a sense of decency or do you get off posting ...
Sep 03 2007 - So confused I know its sick... I am just so confused
Aug 08 2007 - The tape I wish it were that simple. I care too much about what he would have said. Its h...
Aug 08 2007 - Will CD players become obsolete anytime soon? you say jew like its a bad thing :P
Aug 08 2007 - Will CD players become obsolete anytime soon? I hate cds... I always get them fucked up in a couple of weeks. Mp3s... gott...
Aug 08 2007 - The tape I do want that sense of closure, but I am just starting to come to grips with wh...
Aug 08 2007 - The tape Yeah, it was sort of selfish. But he must have been very ill. He was not a cunt...
Aug 07 2007 - squirt its not a myth, its just rare.
Aug 07 2007 - The tape I don't know what you mean by the willy thing, but thanks for your opinion.
Aug 07 2007 - The tape Hey roughrider I appreciate the idea, I was thinking I would need support, but I...
Aug 07 2007 - The tape Well, I haunt here often and there are a few people who I respect (few lol)I wan...
Aug 07 2007 - I like to yell rude words when no-one's around I think it is normalish. I can imagine it would relieve alot of pent up stress.
Aug 06 2007 - freaking again about skin I used to get convered in freckles when I tried to tan. I hated them. In fact,...
Aug 06 2007 - Fantasies... Normal fantasies... and dreams. I have dreams about being raped, and what sca...
Aug 06 2007 - is hairy attractive? She's an okay friend, and we get along fine, but at the end of the day she is st...
Aug 06 2007 - Was I Wrong? The best advice I have for you is to follow your own advice.
Aug 06 2007 - At what age should you lose your virginity I lost it at 14 and I regret that. I was such a horney little slut.
Aug 06 2007 - is hairy attractive? Then again, one of my closest friends likes a guy hairless from head to toe- but...
Aug 06 2007 - is hairy attractive? I find it very attractive.
Aug 06 2007 - I'm new here *claps slowly*
Aug 06 2007 - Shallowness Theory I think you are hanging out with the wrong boys
Aug 06 2007 - We need to keep a Republican as Prez As opposed to making the gap between the filthy rich and the struggling masses y...
Aug 06 2007 - Dying Amusement You know you could make alot of money selling those ideas to Twisted Pictures fo...
Aug 06 2007 - kinky sex do him in the ass with a double sided strapon. Those things are hot.
Aug 06 2007 - Any guys got any good porn sites to go on ?? Its a cripple fight.... just sit back and enjoy
Aug 05 2007 - Dying Amusement I laugh at stupid tourture films like hostel, saw, and captivity.... But I wo...
Aug 05 2007 - Jeffrey Dahmer agreed
Aug 05 2007 - Marihuana and the Biblie Nice... Its funny how people will pick words from the bible to justify attemp...
Aug 05 2007 - Don't Like Girls. At All. No I think it is normal to hate people you clash with- but not half of the popul...
Aug 05 2007 - hand over mouth fetish erotic asphyxiation...
Aug 05 2007 - My friend and i have the tendencies of a killer You're a sick asshole.... But you sounds like a complete pussy too. So no,...
Aug 05 2007 - Hannibal Cannibal /claps hands "MMMM... shalty"
May 24 2007 - jesus in my snot Lol nice
May 24 2007 - OMFG, this is so f**knig dirty its icky
May 23 2007 - Talk To Myself well, do you answer?
May 23 2007 - Does this fall within the realm of normalcy? doggy style with vaginal intercourse or anal?
May 23 2007 - Without Religion. "you know what: those sons-of-b**ches came into our country and killed thou...
May 23 2007 - chat room http://isitnormal.com/story/7371/
May 23 2007 - Simpsons vs Family Guy lol watch more tv
May 23 2007 - I'm 21 and have NEVER been on a date You a sped?
May 22 2007 - I f**king rock you on drugs?
May 22 2007 - ass kissing make that 10x creepy
May 22 2007 - Porn Star Wikipedia Yup I know. The two colleges I have been to both have huge online databases with...
May 22 2007 - Porn Star Wikipedia Yeah, it can be fairly unreliable... some professors loathe it to the point wher...
May 22 2007 - "Theory" of evolution "how do you create the first self replicating which provides the basis for ...
May 22 2007 - ass kissing I don't do online dating... its creepy.
May 22 2007 - ass kissing go out and meet girls in your area...
May 22 2007 - I lost my son Stupid fake. Try something funny next time.
May 22 2007 - cum inside me How old are you? You sounds pretty young, and pretty stupid.
May 22 2007 - Without Religion. People would find something else to discriminate, segragate, and stereoype by.
May 21 2007 - BEing pregnant at this age..just Hurts.. I think a little guilt is not much to pay for not killing your own kid.
May 21 2007 - SINaesthesia This is funny. I laughed.
May 21 2007 - BEing pregnant at this age..just Hurts.. Give it up for adoption rather than abort. My personal views on abortion are ve...
May 20 2007 - y is this? dont know yes wash them
May 20 2007 - fatty core pussle? Some girls have natural asymetry. You should go to a doctor and get a mamogram. ...
May 20 2007 - Dog Licks My Pussy I'm flattered with your newfound obsession with me Chris :) take your time.
May 20 2007 - wats the issue with gay relationships? It is somewhat unbalanced but it is the appreciation and education of different ...
May 20 2007 - Getting licked out But he has a girlfriend... whatever you chose what kind of person you want to be...
May 20 2007 - am i selfish? He should stop for you, or else you should seriously question his devotion befor...
May 20 2007 - Do teen girls really like older men? Honestly it depends on your looks. Thats pretty much it.
May 20 2007 - is it gay You are overthinking your sexuality. You sound straight to me. You are harming ...
May 20 2007 - Sorry All, I Resign any new posts. you could just ride it out and don't take it seriously..
May 20 2007 - Dog Licks My Pussy You just beat that pun to death.
May 20 2007 - HELP!! You go the first part right, but the last few things you pulled out of your larg...
May 20 2007 - wats the issue with gay relationships? Why thank you. I think white kids get white culture from everywhere else. Schoo...
May 20 2007 - wats the issue with gay relationships? Yeah, those public schools and their educational baloney... brainwashing I tell ...
May 20 2007 - my boyfriends x is pregnant with his baby. I don't think that women should have to care primarily about men's pleasure and ...
May 20 2007 - Gay Boy He might have something wrong like autism. Tell him to back off a little but be ...
May 19 2007 - Brainwashing Stupid Tranny Alert
May 19 2007 - HELP!! The people you are with probably just are not used to black people. I was rai...
May 19 2007 - Potential & Reality k...
May 19 2007 - Im an atheist It doesn't matter what you say when you curse really, its like a reflex. You h...
May 19 2007 - my boyfriends x is pregnant with his baby. You know they make a male contraceptive pill now...
May 19 2007 - My bro runs you f**ks Jesus christ, just let him fuck you. You sound really tense, it will relieve the...
May 19 2007 - Teen pregnancy Though she brought it on herself... lol
May 19 2007 - Teen pregnancy I knew a girl who was 18 and pregnant- Even at that age it is rather... unfortun...
May 19 2007 - new born babies normal
May 19 2007 - George W here Yeah you should be king. Stupid lying liberal treehugging hippies... they jus' l...
May 19 2007 - Idiotic Question You bend over, presenting your bare ass. To the women-starved inmates, its an in...
May 19 2007 - i cant do this anymore You can live a new life as soon as you are legal age. You can get the fuck away ...
May 19 2007 - taking a pole on who does sexual asphyxia thats nice dear
May 18 2007 - OOPS!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah, you fucked up, that was cold.
May 18 2007 - do i have a small Penis? Yeah its about average, but not small enough to not be the demise of your sexual...
May 18 2007 - my teacher Drama teachers are people too untalented and ugly for big acting, and too stupid...
May 18 2007 - My wife wants to T-Bag What is she getting out of that? weird.
May 18 2007 - Farts You are a retard. It was ok in anceint times when people were outside, and even...
May 18 2007 - Tadpole Growing Legs Nothing new there.
May 18 2007 - i made my dog....lick me....help me please! Actress... any idiot can see that using your DOG for sexual pleasure is at least...
May 18 2007 - Fishing, course fishing, hook a duck How about I stick a hook in your lip and tear it out? It would relieve some of m...
May 18 2007 - I believe In Animal Testing Meeeeoww, Thats A Cat I think testing is ok... under clean conditions and without more cruelty than ne...
May 17 2007 - help!! Drama teachers are people too untalented and ugly for big acting, and too stupid...
May 17 2007 - The Fish Midget Thats what you get for leaving fish in the bin
May 17 2007 - wats the issue with gay relationships? Jesus, why didn't I think of that? Oh yeah, Because I don't like to have sex wit...
May 17 2007 - i made my dog....lick me....help me please! I doubt the dog knows that what he is doing is sexual... its just the human mora...
May 17 2007 - half dead makes sense. Good for impressing the ditzy brainless goth chicks.
May 17 2007 - which do men prefer? LOL whiny bitch. I think your opinions are shit, and I am not afraid to say so....
May 17 2007 - wats the issue with gay relationships? "gay bars should be burned down" Thats retarded. Then they would ...
May 17 2007 - My friend thinks older guys are extremely hot Normal but PHIL COLLINS???? Thats disgusting.
May 17 2007 - is this illegal? "and dont call me a name or anything i get enough of that at school" ...
May 16 2007 - im all talk let her do you with a strap on. That'll show her who's boss.
May 16 2007 - wats the issue with gay relationships? I don't love them, I just try to understand their shortcomings, like you.
May 15 2007 - wats the issue with gay relationships? I wish the world were full of different and exciting people. Often, it is. But i...
May 15 2007 - creation verses price complain to god.
May 15 2007 - religious b.s organised religion is defined by picking and chosing at convenience... get used ...
May 15 2007 - Rosie O'Donnell I agree. She's an annoying fat bitch who loves ebing a media whore.
May 15 2007 - creation verses price I prayed to god once and he gave me a hernia.
May 15 2007 - wats the issue with gay relationships? Chris, you have very distinct opinions that appear to be based entirely on your ...
May 15 2007 - My upper crack puss/cream sounds like a fungus. yummy with crackers. Invite your friends.
May 15 2007 - which do men prefer? There goes your "its not natural" crutch right there.... whoosh.
May 15 2007 - wats the issue with gay relationships? @ chris
May 15 2007 - wats the issue with gay relationships? "Being gay is un-natural. Its not right and frankly its disgusting." ...
May 15 2007 - is my bro normal? but him a love hamster. http://www.realhamster.com/index.html
May 15 2007 - Peace and love to the world omg this post made me horny.
May 15 2007 - Pretty ones would you like to lick a pussy? yes___ no___
May 15 2007 - Ingrown Pimples Put a warm cloth against it for a while, and it will come closer to the surface ...
May 15 2007 - Should I go into bars to order soda? No offense, but if I saw some guy in a bar with just a soda I might be a little ...
May 15 2007 - poop adhesion fuck that, one of mine shitbricks stuck for 4 years.
May 15 2007 - Midget Dwarf dwarfs... don't they always carry an axe?
May 15 2007 - shavemeslowly I'm not hairy enough to be crab-infested.
May 14 2007 - HELP I LOVE TO SLAP WOMEN AROUND Take your tiny pathetic excuse for a dick. Rub it against a cheese grater. Tak...
May 14 2007 - Girls are a**holes Maybe you need to hang out with girls that are not "hos and bitches" m...
May 14 2007 - Dildo cucmbers are only cold if they have just been in the fridge. Run warm water over...
May 14 2007 - Jackin off "energy suicide?" so is making stupid posts on websites like this. Eat...
May 14 2007 - school solutions/ opinons I am not against public school- wtf kind of crap idea is it to get rid of them e...
May 13 2007 - taking out a tampon No you don't have to when you pee. You pee out of a more external seperate hole,...
May 13 2007 - Girls are a**holes wow... were your feelings hurt by some girl? Go suck a dick and cry that nobody ...
May 12 2007 - i WrI73 3v3rY7Hin' iN l337 who the fuck as Jah and why is he blessing people?
May 11 2007 - baby dick When people say that it doesn't matter how small the penis is, its not entirely ...
May 11 2007 - I slept with my cat was it underage too?
May 11 2007 - Heavy Metal Sucks oh i didn't realize you were being sarcastic. (Notice the sarcasm in the abov...
May 11 2007 - I believe most people are asleep if they had none to begin with
May 11 2007 - I believe most people are asleep A person does not want to go overseas and kill a bunch of people, including inno...
May 11 2007 - Heavy Metal Sucks who cares
May 11 2007 - A Faith matter... Why is there always hot water at childbirth? In case of a stillbirth, soup.
May 11 2007 - I believe most people are asleep You can hypnotise people in their sleep? I thought they had to be awake and rela...
May 11 2007 - Straight people hate gay people I love the cock. I am not a fag.
May 11 2007 - Taboo but funny? What's worse than finding 7 dead babies in 1 trash can? Finding 1 dead baby in...
May 11 2007 - Taboo but funny? Dead baby jokes are as sick and depraved as it gets. Look them up, you will like...
May 11 2007 - I like to read the Bible I can find deeper meanings in the macarena.
May 11 2007 - I love my wife too damn much!! Wow... you sound devoted. But it would creep me out a bit if a guy I was in l...
May 11 2007 - ginger afro I like some daywalkers
May 11 2007 - wot do i do already (shut up karleigh)? "know about you" what do you mean?
May 11 2007 - not all hitlers ideas were that bad Why would american's be included? or are you just saying that to join the happy ...
May 11 2007 - am i just being a dick or am i right? In my experience when you are dating someone you may see so much of them that it...
May 11 2007 - i view human beings, anything organic as without the body there is no mind. sorry.
May 11 2007 - Chris and Star Newb
May 11 2007 - vagina what the fuck kind of porn have you been watching?
May 11 2007 - how do you get guys to stop hitting on you? brag about how many golfballs you can cram up your cavernous vagina.
May 11 2007 - Chris and Star I'm with the dirty motherfucker on this one
May 10 2007 - How?? honey. fingers. time. fudge.
May 10 2007 - am i just being a dick or am i right? jesus christ you sound a little overprotective if thats all thats happened
May 10 2007 - smoking pot not normal
May 10 2007 - Helpless its weird but sweet lol
May 10 2007 - Queer on the side. You sound gay to me. You can get drunk and kill three kids. When you are sobe...
May 10 2007 - y do peopl hate the jews go on lol
May 10 2007 - The Death Penalty Death penalty... its taken too lightly
May 10 2007 - I f**ked my dog... fcukin fcukin fcukin fcukin fcukin fcukin fcukin fcukin fcukin fcukin fcukin fcu...
May 10 2007 - Midget porn? or appearing on mtv
May 10 2007 - The Force I cqan bend spoons with my mind with my brainwaves, but don't tell the little pe...
May 10 2007 - Is this normal? you get off when other children get in trouble?
May 10 2007 - guy fingered Its not gay to use buttplay with a girl.
May 10 2007 - I can see why men choose to be gay can you really flame the flaming?
May 10 2007 - What�s wrong with Emo? People do what they want. Normally I don;t give a shit. But people that make il...
May 10 2007 - Mayo baby oh wow. Thats awesome sick.
May 10 2007 - Rap music sucks! it for gangster and losers pop and rock is also filled with mindless filler and drivel. Its considerably le...
May 10 2007 - Rape or double standard I'd say rape, but unfortunately you would be the laughing stock of many men if i...
May 10 2007 - y do peopl hate the jews Jews men have stout schmucks is why.
May 09 2007 - I f**ked my dog... haha poodle....
May 09 2007 - I'm in the KKK did that just get you off? little bitch
May 08 2007 - Thinking about death You are a fucking retard. How come people who wish this shit on themselves get t...
May 08 2007 - I thought about killing my wife. Honestly, its normal. It just means you have an overactive twisted imagination....
May 08 2007 - Sex with too many people? You sound like a piece of trash. I mean that in a very respectful way of course....
May 08 2007 - Boys only! you... are a 'tard. fuck off and die.
May 08 2007 - My 40ish BF turned down a 3 way with 2 19 yr olds maybe you have lower standards then sissy LOL
May 08 2007 - what if we walked around naked never gonna happen in this society... too many teenage boys who've never seen...
May 08 2007 - "Seriously Depressed--No Laughing Matter" ...until the citric acid burns a hole in your stomach, and you cough up blood al...
May 08 2007 - im turning emo and i love it but... so basically you want to conform? cheers to that. Be a good little emo now and m...
May 08 2007 - Down Syndrome girls Mongsinthongs.com
May 08 2007 - do girls do this to If I feel so compelled, I stare at his abs, arms and jawline. But thats just me.
May 07 2007 - Grandpha Sex You grandpa must be on a shitload of viagra...
May 07 2007 - phone sex lol....... clever
May 07 2007 - Ladyboys I think that still makes you somewhat gay. No offense.
May 07 2007 - Terror within... you spill coffee on your keyboard or somthing?
May 07 2007 - Attn: All you males! (Reading between the lines): ChrisUFC: which is why I like the cock.
May 06 2007 - Patriotism but you're not batman.
May 06 2007 - Size Matters? I love this thread. lol.
May 06 2007 - Terror within... I doubt that would happen, there are too many people who expect basic freedoms a...
May 06 2007 - Average weight for a 14 year old girl It's amazing how adding 1 second to your typing can make the difference between ...
May 06 2007 - Average weight for a 14 year old girl you spell like a freak
May 06 2007 - Simpsons vs Family Guy lol
May 06 2007 - I have an odd, ''Bump'' on my cheek.... I dunno, I hated him, but I kinda miss his comments now lol.
May 06 2007 - good porn cant spell faggot
May 06 2007 - Monkey - Most of the world isn't consumed in a 'hot' inviornment. Only parts of africa,...
May 05 2007 - Penis size/Big hands sounds like having sex with you would be like getting poked my a large straw...
May 05 2007 - weird thats hilarious. You sick fuck.
May 05 2007 - the cane I don;t like to be hit, but some kids damn near ask for it.
May 05 2007 - turned on more by a girls ass then her pussy? Sorry if I hit a nerve there buddy.
May 05 2007 - Monkey - More regions of the world are suited to whites than blacks. Therefore, whites ...
May 05 2007 - Big Boobs could be she has a hormone imbalance