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About Smlowe5

Name: "Jack Hoff" that's what they call me cause it's what i do.
Location: Lynnwood
Age: 16
Sex: ?
Occupation: Masturbating
Favorite Food: Everything that's put in front of me. That's SUPPOSED to be eaten, guys.

Quote: "Just tell your penis that you were to busy smoking pot to play with him. He'll understand. M | A | S | T | U | R | B | A | T | I | O | N My anti-drug."

Smlowe5's Latest Comments

11 months, 4 weeks ago - Nothing makes sense. Am I crazy? i understand what you mean. The world is the way it is and everyone just goes by it. It's kind of funny really, how the world works and how complicated human beings have made things. I look around on my desk and everything seems to be manmade and nothing is natural anymore. But it feels normal.

12 months ago - im in love with him.. I don't think your weird. You can't really control your feelings for someone. I mean, you love him because he's always been there for you. It sounds like he's been there more than your boyfriend has... (not saying your boyfriends being wrong or is not a good boyfriend or anything) but i'm just sayin...

2 years, 6 months ago - Girls = Not now?? wangmaker shut the fuck up before someone sticks a foot up your anus.

2 years, 6 months ago - MIDNIGHT RAPE FROM DAD!!!!! no. maybe a midnight murder from someone who hates you like i do because of your fucking bullshit story. Go to hell.

2 years, 6 months ago - So pringles are disgusting pringles are okay.

2 years, 6 months ago - im rrrrrreeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaalyy hor*y i post retarded comments and i bet people hate me for it. but whatever, i figure that it doesn't matter.

2 years, 6 months ago - ipod mp3 is a scam. read how?? you know what's funny? wouldn't it be awkward if like, the whole taking over the uk thing was actually serious and we all thought it was fake, but then one day all of the UK television channels started showing this guy talking about his plan to take over and how he gave a warning on isitnormal.com?

2 years, 6 months ago - knuckifyoubuck i'm not amused. Go away

2 years, 6 months ago - Sedantary lifestyle? i'll be your friend if you do daily chores for me.

2 years, 6 months ago - My history teacher/my ass i like asses.

2 years, 6 months ago - i get turn on by blood i like MENSTRUAL BLOOD!

2 years, 9 months ago - Best sex ever! Thomas, this is your grandfather. Don't do it, i beg of you! i have erectile disfunction becuase of that..... Back when we had to fuck in the snow for 3 miles.

2 years, 9 months ago - Hobo gave me head it's called taking advantage, dipshit. People who have money are allowed to do that

2 years, 9 months ago - Penis butter i hate it when people use stupid words like meat stick. it's a fucking penis, dipshit

2 years, 9 months ago - toilet paper actually i'd rather just be a tampon....... that ... gets used only when she's not on her period.... hahah

2 years, 9 months ago - ????? actually i think it was, i hate all of you, suck my dick, bitch. or something stupid like taht.

2 years, 9 months ago - ????? hahahahahah i don't even remember what it was i said. But yeah i guess translated backwards it says that. oh well. Nevermind it.

2 years, 9 months ago - Put America on a different planet Everyone forgot about Seattle =( Sure, it's in the middle of nowhere, but if a quake hits, it'll hit seattle too =/ not just LA

2 years, 9 months ago - I like sex Sex? let me talk to you about sex, dude. With that attitude, you're going to get NO WHERE. No good girls are going to become attracted to you if all you do is walk around saying "i like sex" Masturbation, on the other hand...

2 years, 10 months ago - Will the Real Smithee please stand up! haha, smithee.... "hi"

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