Name: "Jack Hoff" that's what they call me cause it's what i do.
Location: Lynnwood
Age: 16
Sex: ?
Occupation: Masturbating
Favorite Food: Everything that's put in front of me. That's SUPPOSED to be eaten, guys.
Quote: "Just tell your penis that you were to busy smoking pot to play with him. He'll understand. M | A | S | T | U | R | B | A | T | I | O | N My anti-drug."