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Mar 22 2009 - Nothing makes sense. Am I crazy? i understand what you mean. The world is the way it is and everyone just goes by...
Mar 17 2009 - im in love with him.. I don't think your weird. You can't really control your feelings for someone. I ...
Sep 09 2007 - Girls = Not now?? wangmaker shut the fuck up before someone sticks a foot up your anus.
Sep 09 2007 - So pringles are disgusting pringles are okay.
Sep 09 2007 - im rrrrrreeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaalyy hor*y i post retarded comments and i bet people hate me for it. but whatever, i fig...
Sep 09 2007 - Sedantary lifestyle? i'll be your friend if you do daily chores for me.
Sep 04 2007 - My history teacher/my ass i like asses.
Sep 04 2007 - i get turn on by blood i like MENSTRUAL BLOOD!
Jun 11 2007 - Penis butter i hate it when people use stupid words like meat stick. it's a fucking penis, di...
Jun 11 2007 - toilet paper actually i'd rather just be a tampon....... that ... gets used only when she's n...
May 23 2007 - I like sex Sex? let me talk to you about sex, dude. With that attitude, you're going to...
May 19 2007 - No interest in relationship? SEX!!! but there's always masturbation
May 19 2007 - Both ways? i was being sarcastic
May 19 2007 - multiple loves I have a crush on you, i'm masturbating to your picture
Apr 29 2007 - am i gay? only if it's your shit i'm rubbing on it.
Apr 10 2007 - getting spanked, is it normal? smartarsegirl i don't really believe you are the original poster for some reason...
Apr 10 2007 - do i masturbate too much? haha, kristina: we'll all know if he took you're advise if he never replies agai...
Apr 09 2007 - threesome issues.. just masturbate
Apr 09 2007 - I smoke, so leave me alone eh, it's society. It's like the difference between a gay couple and a straight c...
Apr 08 2007 - Both ways? NO. Orgasms are only for when you are by yourself. Having sex will do absolutely...
Apr 08 2007 - shaving pussy I think you should shave it so that it spells out "Spencer" on your va...
Apr 08 2007 - sex with close cousin?? i've had sex with all of my cousins, and i now have clamydia. yay! I also have H...
Apr 08 2007 - am i gay? that's normal. You're not gay. I do that too.
Apr 08 2007 - Does it? (i was replying to smithee but it didn't say that for some reason)
Apr 08 2007 - Does it? God damn! i fucking agree, dude! it takes longer to say something in leet than i...
Apr 08 2007 - Do I have? Isn't George Mcfly from back to the future or something? is that what you got yo...
Apr 08 2007 - clothes Are you male or female?
Apr 06 2007 - Normal to see this when you die? i see that after i masturbate....
Apr 06 2007 - Myself Are you steve carell?
Apr 06 2007 - Do vaginas have a penis? it has been scientifically proven that there is no penis in a vagina. Al G...
Apr 06 2007 - woke up to slurping sound That's not supposed to happen..... Jesus hates you now
Apr 06 2007 - sex dream about best friend you can't control your dreams. you can control your fee...
Apr 06 2007 - masterbating problem too bad that guy that you saw outside wasn't me.
Apr 06 2007 - gay love well see, 1st grade is kinda well uhh, BEFORE PUBERTY so uhhh, how would he know...
Apr 05 2007 - their fault Both the girl and the rapist are at fault. The girl decided to ignore the wa...
Apr 02 2007 - Download 50 porn videos off Limewire i think i'm going to look at some porn right now!!!!!
Apr 02 2007 - 1993 i was born in 1990. And i dislike the year 2001, because of 9/11, and becaus...
Apr 02 2007 - Drink and taking a sh*t sensation you guys, i was at his house when this was being posted. He was like "du...
Apr 02 2007 - I like playing with army men army men? i have no idea if you could call that normal. are you a lesbian?
Apr 01 2007 - masterbating wanna be enemies just for the hell of it strippedbare? we can pretend to hate ea...
Mar 31 2007 - My AIDS hurts! yes. have you tried fucking yourself up the ass with a dildo? sounds like that's...
Mar 31 2007 - side of the road He probably tried to masturbate in the car while he was driving, and hit a pole....
Mar 31 2007 - Random stupidity thoughts try masturbating on the teachers desk. ...
Mar 31 2007 - i think i may be a lesbian.... help me decide!!! I don't know. Perhaps you are bisexual? Other than romantic feelings for your bo...
Mar 31 2007 - no one really needs friends you know what? just sit home and masturbate, jesus you guys. Life is short. Go s...
Mar 28 2007 - masterbating DUDE!!!!! i masturbate wayyy more than that. To the point where i think my body ...
Mar 28 2007 - Bill O'Reilly i hate fucking bill o'reilly. Fucking hermaphrodite. If you fucking know where i...
Mar 28 2007 - Communist yeah. Waste of a post dude. Plenty of people are communist. It's common sense to...
Mar 22 2007 - still bed wetting BE WORRIED! i have a 17 year old son who still wets the bed and it turns out he ...
Mar 22 2007 - tampon=guys ? i've masturbated with tampons....
Mar 22 2007 - UNDERWEAR HELP ME! MASTURBATE IN THEM!!!!!!!!!! YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...
Mar 22 2007 - Self Mutilation GO cut yourself, you stupid fucking emo and masturbate while DOING IT!! YAYYY i ...
Mar 22 2007 - I can't stop masturbating FUCKERS!?! so?? are you gonna help me with my problem
Mar 22 2007 - CUM prank! Hilarious Yeah i mean i love little girls and i love masturbation but mixing them together...
Mar 22 2007 - Mall sex I'm a security man and i've seen you two in my dressing rooms. WHAT THE FUCK?!?!
Mar 22 2007 - My hot neighbor Fucking retard you are. Asshole, nobody would fuck you in the fucking ass you fu...
Mar 22 2007 - Being a b**ch If a girl's being a bitch just take it cause you know they have to go through a ...
Mar 22 2007 - retarded people someone said that if you were retarded you wouldn't know it.... hahaha, maybe i'...
Mar 22 2007 - "Playing" with my girl friend haha never did that. Intersting though..
Mar 22 2007 - Bigger To me, having a 10 inch penis is not something to be really proud of. I mean, ki...
Mar 22 2007 - how does pussy feel i've not gone that far with my gf yet.... at some point maybe but we don't get e...
Mar 22 2007 - im uneven Maybe it's the one that you've always masturbated with......
Mar 22 2007 - NEVER KISSED NEVER BEEN ON A DATE I kissed for the first time when i was 43. Then i had lost my virginity at the a...
Mar 22 2007 - What should I do with him?? When my girlfriend hugs a guy or anything like that (she doesn't kiss on the che...
Mar 21 2007 - my girlfriend is addicted to me I'd like to masturbate in fifty states, you guys....
Mar 21 2007 - kiss me deadly IS IT NORMAL TO BE LOOKING AT PORN 24/7 AND MASTURBATE THE WHOLE TIME??? LIKE ME...
Mar 21 2007 - I hate Tree Huggers/Animal Activists PETA: People Eating Tasty Animals MASTURBATION: What i am doing right now.
Mar 21 2007 - Captian Crunch Berries I MASTURBATED IN THOSE CAPN' CRUNCH BOXES!!!! I WORK THERE!!!!!!
Mar 21 2007 - tasting your own product? ME TOO!!!! LETS MASTURBATE TOGETHER!!!!!!!
Mar 21 2007 - DRUNK SEX LIKE ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...
Mar 21 2007 - DRUNK SEX your gay. you should hav e masturbated insted
Mar 21 2007 - I'm a very emotional guy Yes. ...
Mar 21 2007 - crossdressing masturbation
Mar 21 2007 - Is sexual ideas... i started when i was 5 and my mom was bending over to pick something off the gro...
Mar 21 2007 - I feel like i have no friends were you masturbating on that couch??? my method is to stick it (my penis) in be...
Mar 21 2007 - hate windows ALL I KNOW ABOUT WINDOWS IS THAT IT GETS ME PORN WHICH I LOVE TO MASTURBATE TO!!...
Mar 21 2007 - Male Stripper I WOULD DO THIS WHILE MASTURBATING!!!!!!!! ....did you??
Mar 21 2007 - all guys a**holes? Yeah, guys are assholes. i would know, I'M ONE OF THEM!!!!! AND I LOVE MASTURBAT...
Mar 21 2007 - death at work I WANNA DIE WHILE I'M MASTURBATING TO THE NURSE!!!!!!!!!!!! FUCK YEAH!!!!!!! EVE...
Mar 21 2007 - motocycle AND SO DOES GOD!!!! AND I FUCKING LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...
Mar 21 2007 - motocycle I LOVE MASTURBATING!!!!!! JESUS WATCHES ME!!!!!!
Mar 21 2007 - Hand Grenades / Truck I think about how bad i want to hand my grenades when i get home. Which i'm doin...
Mar 21 2007 - demolitian I'm also masturbating right now. I still have that problem.
Mar 21 2007 - demolitian My friend Matt's exactly like that! i just hit mailboxes and trust me.... they d...
Mar 21 2007 - "THAT'S SO GAY" RANT That's so fucking straight. Are you talking about Jay?
Mar 21 2007 - Do I have a problem? it's normal. Do you masturbate to your pics like i do even if it's not a sexual ...
Mar 21 2007 - I can't stop masturbating I'm a male. I'm still masturbating. I was at taco time earlier and i didn't even...
Mar 21 2007 - a stalker Have sex with him. By this, i mean anal, hardcore, 69, threesome (invite me). Bu...