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4 years, 5 months ago - GENETIC OR LEARNED You want to preheat the oven to 450. That should take about 30-40 minutes. After that, make sure that the mixture is... Holy schnapp, girl. First off, are you trying to type a confessional or are you trying to figure out if you're normal? I can't even figure out what the f*ck the question is...

4 years, 5 months ago - Sci-Fi dreams My guess is that you simply long for a life where women are purple and have three boobies. As for the danger part, I have no explanation. You might want to stop eating fried foods before bed or something.

4 years, 5 months ago - 42, no sex Unless you're in a Polka band, you should be getting laid. Actually, even the accordian players get laid. Sure, they get with portly Germans. But, they're still getting some. So I don't know what the hell's up with you. Just remember, bro. If the accordian player can do it, so can you!

4 years, 5 months ago - MOBO It's almost as if certain cultures/races are saying, "We won't get a fair shot in a regular contest... So let's make our own." If they want to have the MOBO's, Miss Black Universe, or the Paraplegic Soccer World Cup for Lesbian Eskimos, then let them. I just feel as if it's a way of making themse...

4 years, 5 months ago - sperm How often do you masturbate/have sex? If you're doing it a whole hell of a lot, that may happen. If not, then maybe you have low sperm count or something.

4 years, 5 months ago - Sleep How the hell does one afford to carry on a lifestyle of sleep that much? I'm baffled! You should enter one of those sleep studies at the local University so you can at least get paid for sleeping all day. Holy shit, man!

4 years, 5 months ago - Is It wrong? As long as one of you is named Mordecai, Charleen, Cooter, or Betty Lou, it's all good.

4 years, 5 months ago - Emily Blows Up Slap her... Please.

4 years, 5 months ago - So confused See... The key there is that you have experience with TEENAGE guys, most likely... Or, as they're known to most everyone that's not a teenage, BOYS. Remember... Big difference between men and boys. If you want to be militant, you could consider joining NOW or just shaving your head, wearing a...

4 years, 5 months ago - how come Not to toss sand at you, but that's not a "yes" or "no" question. It sounds like you might be a tad obsessive about things, though. I could be wrong, as I only know you from this fragmented paragraph, but it sounds like you get a little to into them (if you know what I mean).

4 years, 5 months ago - Threesome?? Not all guys ask, no. Sometimes it just kinda happens... But it never turns out very well. I mean, the experience is pretty intense... But unless you plan on never seeing the "third wheel" again, things WILL get f'd up. Take it from me.

4 years, 5 months ago - Addicted to AoM Take it from a guy who used to game 10-12 hours a day... And call in sick to work so he could play... And ended up having to go to the doctor because I started having strange problems with my eyes that were attributed to not blinking while playing games too intensely... Try to find something else...

4 years, 5 months ago - Friends with teachers As lond as things aren't turning out like this... Young teacher, the subject Of schoolgirl fantasy She wants him so badly Knows what she wants to be Inside her there's longing This girl's an open page Book marking - she's so close now This girl is half his age Don't stand, don't stand so Don't sta...

4 years, 5 months ago - sex-pals? It's because us Polish guys got big you-know-whats. Enjoy it while it lasts... Just don't get too attached.

4 years, 5 months ago - Waking up before I get there These collage days sound very colorful... Yeah. You're sleep deprived. And some people sleep with their eyes open. You're a normal college kid... Except for the eyes open part.

4 years, 5 months ago - I smell my fingers I think that crackpot Freud would say that your anal fixation stems from some sort of trauma in the anal stage of development... But Freud was a crackpot, so who the hell knows why you do that? Dogs sniff their own asses... And each others. Lets them know who they're dealing with. Maybe you're...

4 years, 5 months ago - Best Friend I don't think Jesus is talking to GWB... My guess is that he's delusional. Otherwise, I'm pretty sure Jesus would pipe up and say, "Hey... Stop playing with yourself! And for Dad's sake!!! Start liking people who aren't white, fat, "born again" (what a load of crap that whole deal is), and have...

4 years, 5 months ago - can't get over my ex Why is it that you keep going for guys that are older... As in kinda icky, skanky older? That's not normal... But then again, it's probably normal for these older guys to try to take advantage of you, the younger girl. Sounds like it's one big mess over there.

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