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About The_Bard

Name:The Bard
Location: Horsehead-dial
Age: Irrelevant
Sex: Wouldn't dream of it.
Favorite Food: King Prawn Rogan Josh, rice and Peshwari nan. Side order of Bombay potatoes. Cobra lager (plenty of)

Quote: Fear me and tremble, for I am the Bard, master of the 100th post, documenter of things Tange, slayer of the Slammer,the Strangler and the Twitcher.

The_Bard's Latest Stories

The_Bard has chosen not to display his/her stories for the public. Maybe he/she is hiding something ;)

The_Bard's Comments

Apr 12 2007 - Is this kid gay? Oh and you've missed an "e" out as well, you muppet!

Apr 11 2007 - Is this kid gay? English not your first language is it "Jorge"? (and the J key isn't...

Apr 11 2007 - accidental sex Oh Mr McFly ..... you're needed here!

Apr 11 2007 - Bi sexual question Where's GeorgeMcFly when you need him?

Apr 11 2007 - is it normal to be addicted to a site like this FLANGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mar 28 2007 - Communist KNOB!!!!

Mar 28 2007 - is it normal to be addicted to a site like this TIT!!!!!

Mar 27 2007 - Do store clerks call you HUN? Anywhere north(ish) of Watford it's "duck". Quite right too!

Mar 26 2007 - Iran should be blown up Fascism maybe, but we'll all be going poo-poo when the fundamentalist loons in T...

Mar 26 2007 - Do store clerks call you HUN? Could it be you are of Germanic descent by any chance?

Mar 24 2007 - Am I Normal Bard here. Is "wimons" a brand name? Is the dressing up in relation to...

Mar 23 2007 - car sticker Hmmm interesting. Sticker - Car, Car - Sticker! One of lifes great conumdrums. I...

Mar 23 2007 - Sounds silly...how can I GAIN weight? Have you tried Pukka Pies? Hmmmmm, tasty!

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