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Oct 10 2008 - ADULT ROMANCE Meh, it's normal. If adults want to swap spit in public, let them. I do that wit...
Oct 10 2008 - LOVE TO DRAW!!!!!! Totally know what you mean dude. Sometimes on an off day I just draw and draw ti...
Oct 09 2008 - YELLING You mean like you are by typing in all capital letters? Fucking buttmuncher.
Oct 08 2008 - I hate myself Eh, I don't feel therapy is the best step. All they do is tell you that your jus...
Oct 07 2008 - Will Ferrell, lamo? Yeah, Will Farrel is fcking lame. My parents think so too. But I did like Stra...
Oct 06 2008 - school gang fight ...If your arm is broken, should you fight..? You know, I hope you get punched ...
Oct 05 2008 - !....I fell in love, with a guy....! acperez@myway.com.
Oct 05 2008 - My next Novel/Animation idea How weird, when I wrote that, I was 14. What a coincidence.
Oct 04 2008 - spare tyre I have no idea what you are talking about. You have three boobs??? That ^^^ was...
Oct 04 2008 - Tips Please Are you kidding me? Have your parents neglected to sit you down like a good boy ...
Oct 04 2008 - What�s wrong with Emo? Huh...you do realize that most of your rant focused around emo music right? When...
Oct 04 2008 - why did he create us ? Repent? Aint repent just a veritable gateway to going to screw a hooker, not pay...
Oct 04 2008 - ME ME me Because you took time out of ur very very VERY slow day to make a worthless post...
Oct 04 2008 - I want to have sex with T-bag. Omfg, i seriously thought this post was about some sort of horrendous sex with a...
Oct 04 2008 - god damn Hmm, interesting. Maybe you should go take a pair of scissors and cut ur wee wee...
Oct 04 2008 - I want to kill the baby. You...you are stupid...really. How about a less conventional to psychologically ...
Oct 04 2008 - is it bad to smoke drugs Stop fucking smoking weed nai!
Oct 04 2008 - Foreskin You are much gayer than i will ever be...
Oct 03 2008 - Don'T Die ...I...I have no damn idea if that was a fake post or not. But for the latter, s...
Oct 03 2008 - First Word 2008 Eh? Will she's a rather deep thinker hmm? I respect the kind of person who'll ta...
Oct 03 2008 - DO U EVER GET BLOATED WHEN Period honey. And if u r a guy...looks like ur parent's lied to you :o
Oct 03 2008 - I drank my friend's blood... and liked it Holy shit that's disgusting...
Oct 03 2008 - I feel lack of respect for my posts on the net Oh gad, what conceit. Please, will you stop flaunting your "Brilliance"...
Oct 03 2008 - Fun outside Marriage You sick fuck. You got married for a reason. And that ring should bind you and y...
Oct 03 2008 - Christianity Scares Me Oh haha heehee ho ho fuck you. Nope. Not gonna do that xD
Oct 03 2008 - runescape Omg, you suck. I wouldn't comment if this was about Dragonfable or Gunz. But NOO...
Oct 01 2008 - i don't know how to fight Hmm, and the skys not blue. And the grass isn't green, and im not a jew. Ya pus...
Oct 01 2008 - Neo loves Trinity Awe Trinity. You shall be missed...and Neo's remains as well...where ever the he...
Oct 01 2008 - what is your stance on abortion? Personally. I believe that it is the womans choice. And hers alone. No one shoul...
Oct 01 2008 - what is your stance on abortion? Oh u r such a retard...that comment is pity worthy...
Oct 01 2008 - Stories Cutting is just ehhh how should i put this...Stupid. In fact, any form of self m...
Oct 01 2008 - Generation disturbia Human beings have always been violent toward each other. And all human beings ar...
Sep 13 2008 - My ex won't leave me alone. How do I stop him? Hmm, I actually found a legitimate post. Sounds like it at least. Well, you do ...
Sep 13 2008 - Attempts in Popularity Shove a billiards pool up her ass. That'll SURELY gain you that good 'ol self gr...
Sep 13 2008 - The racism You know, I truly disagree with the racism and bigotry that plagues nearly every...
Sep 13 2008 - hahahaha I think this is in reference to all the posts here that refuse to show any sense...
Sep 13 2008 - 1 thing Here's an idea, stick it in a meat grinder and turn the handle. That'll keep you...
Sep 13 2008 - y when crime commited against black a hate crime Well, i dont know the exact reason why. But, i think it's just a sense of litera...
Sep 13 2008 - Hatred of People and the Earth I find your view on the world is similar to mine in many ways. Tho I do not th...
Sep 13 2008 - i had sex with my gf and i regret You know, if you actually sent this into some advice column, they'd toss this in...
Sep 13 2008 - I Hate Little Kids! Sorry, CORRECTION "But seriously now. Kids are kids. Think about it, you C...
Sep 13 2008 - I Hate Little Kids! Ur twelve. Ur a kid. Therefore you hate yourself. But seriously now. Kids are k...
Sep 08 2008 - do i have prostage cancer ? Okay im going to tell you right now, women do not have prostates. I assume you...
Sep 08 2008 - God's new Messiah Oh yeah he would! What else would a fake middle aged hippie have to say when he'...
Sep 07 2008 - 15 Years Order the book, it's only like 7 bucks at ur local library. AND SEE WHO'S THE RE...
Sep 07 2008 - Non-sense detecters... yeah, #1 sounds like a really great option xD
Sep 07 2008 - Non-sense detecters... Well Tobra, have you looked at the severity of what your God has done? Sure, you...
Aug 15 2008 - messed up obbsession okay, uhm. It's not unhealthy. How the fck is it dangerous to ur health? If you ...
Aug 14 2008 - White people are evil Of course, right, lets end the racism by being more hateful. It's not gonna fix ...
Aug 13 2008 - Foreskin An uncut penis can be cleaned by pulling the skin back, and running the head und...
Aug 13 2008 - Foreskin Spade and nuder your pets today! And by spade and nuder i mean chop...And by ...
Aug 13 2008 - Teen runaway Well, she's a silly little whore eh? I must say im sorry for that above stateme...
Aug 11 2008 - Support Homosexuality! Don't worry girl. I am a gay 15 yr old boy and of course, I agree whole-hearted...
Aug 10 2008 - prefer white ..Racist
Aug 10 2008 - I shit the bed Omg, for once i actually found something humerous on this site! Wooo! This wa...
Aug 10 2008 - Why do so many people hate Christians? I totally lost interest when I saw "World Of Warcraft." I'd own you...
Aug 10 2008 - I saw myself from above There have benn a few VERY rare occasions when the anestheisa doesn't take effec...
Aug 10 2008 - o yes! Or a guy..
Aug 10 2008 - CUM IN FOOD Hmm, that is not arousing one bit. Sir, please check urself into the nearest ins...
Aug 10 2008 - phucking interbreds! Clever. Personally, i think gay incest s fine since no reproducing can occur. I...
Aug 10 2008 - I had sex with a girl, her mom, and her grandma Well, if this real, i'd probably severly chastise you. But seeing as how short a...
Aug 10 2008 - loneliness.. :'( Okay, for the most part, I understand the feelings you have, i can concur with y...
Aug 10 2008 - christianity is bullsh*t What an empty promise... You do realize that 1/3rd of all suicide victims commi...
Aug 10 2008 - christianity is bullsh*t It's called being imposed on. The zealots wont shut up. We wont either.
Aug 10 2008 - christianity is bullsh*t I wholeheartedly agree with you. But I do think you could have used a few less s...
Aug 10 2008 - masturbation How fcking old are you girl? I suggest you talk to your parents about it. As soo...
Aug 09 2008 - I feel like killing my self. Well, suck it up bitch. How about you get off the cross, use the wood to build a...
Aug 09 2008 - self sucking I have found the Savior! I bow down at your feet m'lord. I think you are gay...
Aug 09 2008 - tickle ...Uhm, okay? Boy, you need psychotherapy sessions. NAO!
Aug 09 2008 - are gay guys.... No, we're not. But thnx in inquiring on that, maybe you can tell us of ur exper...
Aug 09 2008 - gay men have bigger dicks! Yes, we do have bigger penises. And we're PROUD!!! xD
Aug 09 2008 - Is this an obsession Felt the same way in 8th grade. It was HORRIBLE! Gah...Don't let it take over y...
Aug 09 2008 - Am I a vampire? You Pervert. xD Yeah, i guess it's normal... kinda.
Aug 09 2008 - How long have you went without? one week. When I was in australia for a school trip, I left my toothbrush in ...
Aug 08 2008 - Wanking on the fone. Manchestercouple is lying to you. how can you say it's just as bad as rape? ...
Aug 08 2008 - Jealousy as quotred by latinabonita "it's not all about you. Get over yourself &q...
Aug 08 2008 - parents: video tape Well, thats ur fcking fault now isn't it ya little pervert?
Aug 08 2008 - Is this normal? INcest is fine in my eyes as long it aint ur parents. But rly.. dont tell mommy....
Aug 08 2008 - R my friends normal? They're probably gay for you. Either submit and have him eat ur ass, or go with ...
Aug 08 2008 - Is this normal for teen boys??? Okay bi-boy, here's the skinny. I think it's fab that you would like to have ga...
Aug 08 2008 - Did you hear about......... short... simple.. Dude how old are you?
Aug 08 2008 - is it alright to hate ur family? Well, I hate my dad to an extent where I will piss on his grave when he dies. ...
Aug 07 2008 - school, popular Uhm okay?
Aug 07 2008 - Gays are gross Well u str8 ppl sure do enjoy doing that in public.
Aug 07 2008 - Faking the gays out You need to take a concept of yourself from your mirror. Then have all the guys ...
Aug 07 2008 - www.2girls1cup.com I find that quite...disgusting. I've never watched, and dont plan too. But that ...
Aug 07 2008 - intentional murder Well, not exactly. It's like a 50/50 thing. To commit suicide you have to kil...
Aug 07 2008 - Video game addiction shit, sorry, i meant 4-6 hours (>.
Aug 07 2008 - Video game addiction You are a normal kid of this century. And just coz you get frustrated and start ...
Aug 07 2008 - Should I get my back hair removed? Get that shiz off your body nao. You think a women(Or man, if your into that sor...
Aug 07 2008 - The magical word 'Penis' Fake. But anyway It's a noun. Tell me, how in fcking hell are you going to u...
Aug 07 2008 - blood sex Hmm, that sounds fake. But if it's not...Go kill yourself. Like, right now. G...
Aug 07 2008 - I want my friend to do things to me... Well it's normal to have such thought wandering around in ur head. If you dont l...
Aug 07 2008 - i trim my pubes Slit my throat eh? Is that a gay way of saying you want to fondle mee? HEHEHEHE...
Aug 07 2008 - Stalking It's completely normal. And I think you should sucker punch ur friend in the bal...
Aug 07 2008 - Missing time/memory Split personality maybe?
Aug 07 2008 - no sex??? Well if you dont like it kick his ass out. Otherwise I suggest you sit tight and...
Aug 07 2008 - pure rage Buy a gun. Go to a local 7-11. Shoot the clerk. Go to jail and get gang rap...
Aug 07 2008 - fucking young girls NO. I don't think you should. No matter your intentions or whether or not she's ...
Aug 07 2008 - Finger Uhm, I think you should try hard, i mean...REALLY hard, to get a damn girlfriend...
Aug 07 2008 - i haven't gone far Personally, I don't think it's weird. Most ppl have had a sexual confrontation b...
Aug 06 2008 - This is a declaration of my intent Humm, poor whiney white boys who go on to assume they have horrible lives, riddl...
Aug 04 2008 - god and virgina tech Mhmm, interesting, you are an idiot as well XD
Aug 03 2008 - Is this behavior normal or unnormal :O I do believe you, me, and sovlover will get along great. You sound cool GIVE ...
Aug 03 2008 - god and virgina tech Can any of yu pussies post a senseable arguement reply wthout using some damn bo...
Aug 03 2008 - For us Atheists I am an evil little bitch who ferveratly disagrees with the above comments last ...
Aug 03 2008 - Atheism wrong or something to believe in? Well of course we see it that way. Since the majority of the earths population b...
Aug 03 2008 - Was it my fault? I really think your mother needs to take a chill pill. Like...right now. Maybe i...
Aug 03 2008 - I'm an atheist! Silence, i can't believe what I'm about to say, but...I kinda agree with you. So...
Aug 03 2008 - Im an atheist Says the guys who screen name is Hung_lika_horse ...hehe
Aug 03 2008 - mightofthemass dick Ohaii mightofthemass I noticed ur screenname about a year ago, and now im using...
Aug 03 2008 - existing,the universe,space,life. God is a mean kid with a magnifying glass, and instead of curing our worl of pro...
Aug 03 2008 - Holy shit Okay, here's what you do...pace in ur living room back and forth. Back and forth...
Aug 03 2008 - existing,the universe,space,life. To be quite honest, I do belive that living(Even without life afterwards) is wor...
Aug 03 2008 - I was so high Oh...that's good 'ol smithee. for ya! XD
Jan 04 2008 - like my best friend (guy) dating a girl Wow... Well, if you told her, i have to say ur retarded for telling her. The...
Dec 30 2007 - A lost Love, or is it? Everyone here is so mean. I think is ver sweet. Romantic. And very sincere. I ...
Dec 30 2007 - i want to masturbate in the same room as my friend fucking funny! jsut flirt with him for a while when ur alone. Then when you ...
Dec 22 2007 - brother fantasys STEP brother idiot! there is NO relation what so ever! WARGH! Some ppl dont e...
Dec 12 2007 - do myself in the butt (aka loop back) Dont flatter yourself, you ignoramous! And beside heres something special! I...
Dec 12 2007 - Question Very fucking disturbing, i wonder what else goes in that head of your. Seriousl...
Dec 12 2007 - Question The fuck? NIGGA? Really? funny...
Dec 12 2007 - im a male lesbian I hope you die a horrible lonely death. This site needs to filter out idiots wh...
Dec 12 2007 - My Posting Predicament Hard to believe everyone here hates you. Oh well thats ur fault :P
Nov 20 2007 - My next Novel/Animation idea And you, if ur any better than me in writing, spell that word correctly. You kno...
Nov 20 2007 - My next Novel/Animation idea LOOK! I GOT THE DAMN WORD WRONG K! The correct term i was looking for was copyr...
Oct 02 2007 - UNDERWEAR HELP ME! Fuck me
Sep 25 2007 - the asain priest Had me goin for a few seconds.. and are there any Catholic Asians? Really, i ...
Sep 22 2007 - what will you do if you ..... I would put out a law saying that my word is final, then "destroy" con...
Sep 19 2007 - i found a evil object Hi it's me again, Juliano died. Anyway, i have did a search for this so calle...
Sep 18 2007 - Canibalism This is the funniest sh*t i've come upon ALL day. Whoever posted this, keep it ...
Sep 17 2007 - triberium sun Dude..DUDE! First off, i dont think anyone is ganna send any Tiberium wars game...
Sep 17 2007 - wanking This is ...., wow.... im speachless, i've never met anyone so desperate and stoo...
Sep 17 2007 - oraling bf Okay..uhmm, Gizzie, apparently you dont know how the female body works. You c...
Sep 16 2007 - Am I big for my age?... Or small? Hmm i guess ur pretty big for our age group. i personally measured myself, coz ...
Sep 15 2007 - cultureless? You make an excellent, as opposed to the other comments you left on various post...
Sep 15 2007 - cultureless? Amazing its been about four days since my comment here and theres already a full...
Sep 10 2007 - boy boy Ughh . . . its a foreign object . . . goin in the body! There is nothing wron...
Sep 10 2007 - cultureless? I agree wit you on a certain sense. But, there has to be opposites in this worl...
Sep 10 2007 - i wish i was a whale I read the first damn sentence and said to myself, i wanna kill this guy. Dude,...
Sep 07 2007 - I love the piano okay.....HOtboy, one thing: 1)im a fucking guy you pervert! 2)I bet ur dic...
Aug 19 2007 - Without Religion. I fucking love you....
Aug 19 2007 - Without Religion. I think the world would be a bit better. I am 14 and im a self-proclaimed ath...
Aug 09 2007 - What should I do? Onw thing to NOT do is to break up wit her. Like u said, she was drunk. She wa...
Aug 09 2007 - I cant accept the money to hell wit ur parents! thats just lame ass test for you. It doesn't matter, j...
Aug 04 2007 - sniffer freak U r just over-reating, he just find ur ass..."NICE"
Aug 04 2007 - Masterbation Fuck ur friend, really, fuck him hard until he screams your name is pure ecstacy...
Aug 04 2007 - Hand Grenades / Truck I only have one thing to say.... wHat ThE FcUk? Oh, and yes, it is completly...
Aug 04 2007 - cultureless? Oh, ur an atheist like me. And if there is a god out there, he made the world t...
Aug 04 2007 - new boyfriend VAGINAKING i dont know whether you are a guy or a girl, so im just gonna say bot...
Jul 25 2007 - the new kid ur fucked either way, so just say yes and fuck him.
Jul 15 2007 - Adults only Why does fuck does it matter? Shes a girl and u were having intercourse! Her t...
Jul 15 2007 - HhhmmMMmm.... Tie a stick to ur back, make sure that stick is over ur head and u are able to h...
Jul 15 2007 - falls off a skateboard :O It's a fucking skateboard. Its made of half an inch of wood. there is no possi...
Jul 14 2007 - What is wrong with everybody? Whoever wrote that up there, Fuck you, and every thing about you! You Homophob...
Jul 14 2007 - Ouch Pimples It's called acne, you could get once in a while or itdevelops on ur face or back...
Jul 02 2007 - Its not my fault. Also, ur a redneck and ur gay, those two things dont mix, its like water and Oil...
Jul 02 2007 - sex next door Dude, Too young, wait 2 years at LEAST man.
Jul 02 2007 - ideas? Try Sucking urself. Possibly even a dildo. or when u are so close to an orgasm...
Jul 02 2007 - new boyfriend This is a good post. The guy is scared of commitment. He's scared that he can'...
Jul 02 2007 - strange feelings Ur gay, im gay. lets hook up! lol NOT! That problem, is well, difficult to an...
Jul 02 2007 - my "cousin" If there is ABSOLUTELY NO blood relation, go for it. Fuck ur "Cousin" ...
Jul 02 2007 - Attraction to my freinds, PLEASE HELP Dude, i think you should leave Steph, Grant and the other one alone, It seems th...
Jul 01 2007 - am i fat Nah, you're perfectly normal, you are just a cute chubby person, now if ur 14 or...
Jul 01 2007 - love? Dude, i have somewhat the same problem. We depend on ppl too much, and when tht...
Jul 01 2007 - Bored 24/7 There is something wrong wit you, get proffesional help.
Jul 01 2007 - help with my sissy boy Ur a bitch you fucking whore, did you ever come too ask yourself WHY he "ha...
Jul 01 2007 - Stuck friend Try it one more time...For his sake. Or you could just have pity sex with him.
Jul 01 2007 - i found a evil object Dude, where did you find it? I want you too input the Name " Juliano Pa...
Jul 01 2007 - Talking to other guys. At ur house, all alone, one of ur friends ur attracted too, tackle him onto ur b...
Jun 30 2007 - The universe, is it normal? I ammend to thy's wisdom in this post. I calaborate and contemplate these idea'...
Jun 30 2007 - hot guy You wanna fuck him, B.T.K him and rape his dead body. I am so sorry for this,...
Jun 30 2007 - i have a bad memory You're friend was just joking. Or he wants to just wants to fuck the shit out o...
Jun 30 2007 - STD/Marriage You are gay, or just Bi. Com'on man, shouldn't it be obvious. You may only be...
Jun 30 2007 - i view human beings, anything organic as What do we fight for? Is it for peace, truth, perhaps love? it is now obvious ...
Jun 30 2007 - i view human beings, anything organic as i agree with you on this very sadistic foot note. I really do think that some...
Jun 30 2007 - How?? Okay, i havn't done this to myself yet, but if you go deep enough and find the r...
Jun 30 2007 - help me Ughhh...During the first few words, i thought you were gay. Anyway, your an A...
Jun 30 2007 - Am I Gay? This is normal, by my standards anyway. The are a few things you could do: 1...
Jun 27 2007 - Gay Bro Its okay to experiment. Why dont you offer him a..."opportunity" to, ...
Jun 23 2007 - is it normal?! U take ur finger! And shove it in ur Vagina! In and OUT! In and OUT! God! ...
Jun 23 2007 - Am I Gay? Dood, its normal to think like that. But, com'on, you have had two Boi's. Thi...
Jun 22 2007 - !....I fell in love, with a guy....! Well, i did not ask for help nor did i post this for someone to read, but it was...
Jun 22 2007 - !....I fell in love, with a guy....! Well, thanx anyway.
Jun 22 2007 - Its not my fault. Dood, i sympathize with you. Although, i cannot give you any good advice, i am a...
Jun 22 2007 - Am I A Freak If I Let My Dog Lick My C*ck?? Wow, this is a new one. One: Are you gay? & Two: it is normal to a certa...
Jun 22 2007 - Incest Wow, everyone here is mean, and...informative. Anyway, i think its perfectly no...