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About XanMan

Name: Bard
Location: Boston, MA
Age: 95 and three-quarters
Sex: male
Occupation: lumberjack
Favorite Food: anything processed
Urine Color: yellow
Pet Peeves: Pets, corduroy, when people say "How are you?"
Favorite Word: "guff"
Most Used Word: "guff"
Quote: "Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society."

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Dec 12 2007 - high . Take some fucking English composition classes braniac.

Dec 12 2007 - interracial Sounds like your self esteem is way down there.

Dec 12 2007 - I think i might have been rapped but i dont know! You were definitely not raped.

Dec 12 2007 - i want him to cum on me.. ? If you really want to please him, peel back your eyelid and have him shoot his l...

Dec 12 2007 - bigmac sex most people do this, more people should

Dec 12 2007 - 18 and no liscense Most motor vehicle departments do not have Oompa- Loompa related policies. I am...

Dec 12 2007 - 18 and no liscense Alas, it is too late. Your opportunity has passed. You are nearing the end. I...

Dec 11 2007 - sex story If you are a fifteen year old female all you need to do to get sex from a guy is...

Dec 11 2007 - men degrading women Its totally normal if you like doing it w/ someone you trust. Lots of girls lik...

Nov 28 2007 - Emo....... It is normal, because it is so far from unique. I hope you do not kill yourself...

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