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Oct 26 2009 - I think I may be crazy, or homicidal You do sound a bit mental. Perhaps you should get yourself a nice hobby and put...
Oct 26 2009 - Chronic Liar I for one do not believe a word you are saying.
Jul 16 2009 - I hate eating cereal with milk because it grosses me out Have you heard of toast?
Jun 03 2009 - 24 years old and only one girlfriend I was getting pissed a lot when I was your age, if I wasn't pissed I was shaggin...
May 11 2009 - Cant swallow Try putting the pill inside some pet food (meat). This works for both my cats ...
Dec 09 2008 - What is wrong with me? I am so weird. Have you tried drinking beer? I find this assists me when it comes to social in...
Dec 01 2008 - Scared of having sex Having a wank two times a week is not a lot, I toss one off two times a day, am ...
Nov 10 2008 - teethgrinding I've have had this problem in the past, it would seem to be a stress related con...
Nov 10 2008 - UK girls fatter than Americans? Q - I don't get why UK girls are always saying Americans are fatter. A - It's be...
Nov 10 2008 - My boyfriend won't stop biting me He must be hungry.
Nov 10 2008 - I am so wierd You sound like a bit of a twat to me.
Nov 10 2008 - I am ugly yet oddly think highly of my image To be honest, you sound like a bit of a twat to me.
Oct 13 2008 - Husband wife relationships. He said gay, I think he means happy.
Oct 09 2008 - Strange smells Perhaps your a wizard of some sort.
Oct 09 2008 - Husband wife relationships. As long as your both happy.
Oct 08 2008 - Husband wife relationships. Are you his fucking wife or something? Of course divorce isn't the answer to ev...
Oct 08 2008 - I think in French Sack ler blur. (mines quite bad too.)
Oct 07 2008 - Husband wife relationships. I think you should get a divorce, your wife sounds like a right manipulative cow...
Oct 06 2008 - Is my best friend a "friend" or a loser... What kind of friend are you? You don't even know if your friend is male of fema...
Oct 06 2008 - 21 and never been kissed (And I mean smell bad.)
Oct 06 2008 - 21 and never been kissed Maybe you smell?
Oct 06 2008 - In love with a fictional character... and a robot I'm not sure, she looks a bit like a butt plug to me.
Oct 03 2008 - I need to see my wife have sex with other men I thought I needed Star Wars The Force Unleashed on my Wii consol. Guess what i...
Oct 03 2008 - I dont like white people But isn't your mother white?
Oct 02 2008 - Long Purttiefull hair Are you including ginger pubic hair in that statement? If so, I think you have ...
Sep 29 2008 - Concerned about somethin weird I didn't call you a retard, it was a question not a statement. That's why it ha...
Sep 29 2008 - I laugh at random times. LOL
Sep 26 2008 - Concerned about somethin weird Are you a retarded retard?
Sep 11 2008 - is it normal for my husband to ask this of me? I need some clarifacation, does he want to shag you up the arse, or does he want...
Sep 09 2008 - sh*t Stuck In Hair Or get rid of the shit.
Sep 09 2008 - Does this worry you I try not to piss on my hands when I go to toilet. Even so, I wash them even if...
Aug 30 2008 - Asthma...my story He's a very clever man, I doubt he's got as much money as you think and even if ...
Aug 29 2008 - I still go for younger girls!!! He was probably having a wank.
Aug 29 2008 - Asthma...my story Fuck me, it's only asthma, deal with it. Stephen Hawkins doesn't complain abo...
Aug 29 2008 - is it weird that id just rather give head??? With regards to you dishing out the BJ's, well done and a pat on the back from m...
Aug 26 2008 - Laughing at cripples Were you laughing out loud? Did you point? If so, you may have gone to far,...
Aug 26 2008 - I still go for younger girls!!! You are a paedophile. Leave the children alone or you will end up in jail being...
Aug 26 2008 - girls do u care how much a guy cums Is that because you wank too much? You should be careful, because you'll go bli...
Aug 25 2008 - I want it all the time & he wants to sleep... Sounds like he doesn't find you sexually attractive any more, are you fat? Try ...
Aug 23 2008 - is it normal to play with your own arsehole? How the fuck did they happen to "see" this? I have a feeling that thi...
Aug 23 2008 - is nibbling on your partner's ear normal? I think it depends how hungry you are.
Aug 22 2008 - weird fetish I don't have a balloon fetish, but on the other hand, I do like birds with big t...
Aug 22 2008 - "air" bubble just below banjo string It sounds like there's something wrong with your cock.
Aug 21 2008 - size? ha ha ha ha!
Feb 08 2008 - I like to study people Want an excellent X-men character to would make.
Feb 08 2008 - penis size for guys wondering Good for you.
Feb 06 2008 - Does anyone like to eat?? The last time I ate it, it was in a cake.
Feb 06 2008 - Nymphetism It's not a question of my "dumb morals". I asked it if was possible ...
Feb 06 2008 - Nymphetism You think it's ok for a 12 year old to have a relationship with a 35 year old? ...
Feb 01 2008 - I don't want to get old I'm 36 years of age and I already have my own allotment. Take heed my young bro...
Feb 01 2008 - sex with anyone Alright, so you've just got low standards.
Jan 31 2008 - sex with anyone Desperate more like, or maybe drunk.
Jan 30 2008 - if step daughter is willing If you've raised her as your own since she was three, then you sir are not right...
Jan 30 2008 - Sometimes when I have to pee... Just don't flush you fucking retard.
Jan 28 2008 - I'd murder a hobo But would you murder the littlest hobo?
Jan 28 2008 - mexican neighbors Why not go and join them, you miserable sod.
Jan 26 2008 - I dont know if ial ever find her again. yeah, lucky me - In my day!!!
Jan 26 2008 - I dont know if ial ever find her again. There are to many words in that story, I skimmed over it at first and thought yo...
Jan 26 2008 - i like to f**k my mum Go back to bed then.
Jan 26 2008 - fingered my gf Don't listen to any of the idiots above, they're all still virgins. I myself ha...
Jan 24 2008 - this is gay Have you really found that most straight people are homophobes? Are you sure th...
Jan 24 2008 - Is my d*** normal? Can I suggest that you stop shagging your imaginary girlfriend up her imaginary ...
Jan 24 2008 - Why do I behave like a kid? Every relationship needs a policeman and a comedian.
Jan 22 2008 - Why all the hate? If you think this site is a broad spectrum of the real world you are deluded and...
Jan 21 2008 - Alcohol I think you need to watch Leaving Los Vegas, you too could be a prickly pear.
Jan 21 2008 - Why all the hate? Personally I think you're talking a load of shit. It's people like you that sti...
Jan 21 2008 - my gf killed me This is just retarded.
Jan 20 2008 - Alcohol I love getting pissed up too. I never cry, because I'm far to busy laughing abo...
Jan 18 2008 - ankle biter Why are you now a pillow biter?
Jan 17 2008 - Fear of rocks under water Rocks are just large pieces of sand. You have nothing to fear from them.
Jan 17 2008 - can you still catch herpies A condom isn't the best way to catch herpes, the best way is with a really, real...
Jan 16 2008 - addicted to online porn You try telling him that when he's got hairy palms like normal_guy. Don't bothe...
Jan 16 2008 - addicted to online porn I understand your problem, it must be costing you a fortune in toilet paper/sock...
Jan 16 2008 - 52 and havent worked for 14 years If that's the case, why don't you take the risk with your own money, that's what...
Jan 13 2008 - 52 and havent worked for 14 years How old are your children?
Jan 12 2008 - my sister's This could be the most pathetic post yet, if only you'd added a bit about your d...
Jan 12 2008 - any hairy uk girls Get on a ferry, you need to be in France.
Jan 12 2008 - short term memory loss As your memory is so poor you've properly forgotten that goldfish have particula...
Jan 11 2008 - short term memory loss Are you a goldfish?
Jan 11 2008 - stupid friends No not really, get some new friends if you can, which you properly can't which i...
Jan 09 2008 - never care You wouldn't post this is you didn't care, I think you're living a lie and that ...
Jan 09 2008 - Women pissing I think you need to piss on this dog of a woman and live your fantasy. Not my...
Jan 09 2008 - Shampoo and Masturbation Has your shampoo got tea tree oil or something like that in it you dumb fuckwit!
Jan 08 2008 - The oldest profession It's not legal and it's only normal if you are from Albania or some other east E...
Jan 02 2008 - smelly red head The thought of ginger pubic hair has kept me away from this type of ladies minge...
Dec 30 2007 - become aroused when see accident no shit.
Dec 30 2007 - become aroused when see accident You get aroused when people shit themselves. This is a scat related sexual des...
Dec 29 2007 - A feeling of , Sharing of wife...is it normal How do you intend to trick her into sucking some blokes cock anyway?
Dec 29 2007 - Women, are any of you in the same boat as me? I'm not in a boat, but then I'm not a woman so I can't help you anyway.
Dec 28 2007 - Dyslexic? Speak to your teacher?
Dec 23 2007 - Bathroom Wank Can you come and wank over my car, I can't be arsed to polish it. Your jisum wo...
Dec 20 2007 - masturbating dilemma You WILL go blind.
Dec 20 2007 - AM I HOTT OR NOT? you be the judge Well thanks for changing the pic, that birthmark thing has cleaned up good. You...
Dec 19 2007 - AM I HOTT OR NOT? you be the judge I can't see all of your face, you might have a hideous birthmark covering the ot...
Dec 19 2007 - If you have time You forgot to add retards, retard.
Dec 13 2007 - ex-best friends No honest, I really thought it was a bit dull. I have since brought call of dut...
Dec 13 2007 - ex-best friends I think that Halo 3 was a pile of shit and that's the reason I brought the soddi...
Dec 06 2007 - I WANT FRED FLINSTONE TO TEA BAG ME I'd imagine that Barney's got quite a small hampton, whilst Fred suffers with pr...
Dec 05 2007 - OMG NO!!!! Fair enough.
Dec 05 2007 - xmen 4 Well he did in few episodes of the carton, I think he went to a parallel earth w...
Dec 05 2007 - ginger pubes Shave/wax, don't even consider just turning the lights off. What if one of your...
Dec 05 2007 - xmen 4 Personally, I thought that cartoon was better then all the films.
Dec 04 2007 - OMG NO!!!! She's a bit of a dog, fat arms and no tits at her age, what's she going to look ...
Dec 04 2007 - Free Julian Gibbons . THE GOOD NEWS. No I won't be giving you a beating longhead, in my opinon really these should be...
Dec 03 2007 - Free Julian Gibbons . THE GOOD NEWS. Her name was Gillian & the poster should getting 50 lashes for getting this ...
Dec 03 2007 - Here we go again... Stargirl>Angel No not really Stargirl>Slut.
Dec 03 2007 - whats your favorite song??? You're the one for me fatty by Morrissey always makes me smile & anything by...
Dec 03 2007 - I cant sleep at night unless Your feet must stink something rotten.
Nov 30 2007 - Anal Sex Each to their own, just make sure you wash your hands afterwards. (Because they ...
Nov 29 2007 - I know somebody........(the c*nt) I know lots of cunts, but I don't come on this website bragging about it.
Nov 29 2007 - Biggest a**holes Wise words.
Nov 29 2007 - open up to new things people!!!!!! No, I'm English, what the fuck are you talking about.
Nov 28 2007 - open up to new things people!!!!!! I don't, I judge them on their hair colour.
Nov 28 2007 - is it normal to touch people eyes? Have they got their eyes open at the time? What are you touching their eyes wit...
Nov 28 2007 - Global Warming Bandwagon I can't see how pumping millions of tonnes of shit into the atmosphere can be do...
Nov 28 2007 - Give me something Get a job you bum!
Nov 23 2007 - Hair Collecting Do you collect the ginger ones too?
Nov 22 2007 - Oh no England... Well I'm very sorry about that, but it's only stopped your disappointment next s...
Nov 22 2007 - Ear Ringing If they haven't answered after 3 hours, I think your ear can assume that they're...
Nov 15 2007 - Genetic Perfectionism On one hand I completely agree with everything JanIam said on the other, imagine...
Nov 15 2007 - Self control? I'm sure you can manage to put a stone on over the xmas period.
Nov 14 2007 - How do you be more social? I was quite shy when I was young, I remember my mother saying I'd grown out of i...
Nov 14 2007 - Ugly people. When you meet someone for the first time, the first thing you look at tends to b...
Nov 14 2007 - How does being a nudist affect your sex life? I'm happy that you like walking around naked. I myself have dabbled in nakednes...
Nov 14 2007 - Thanksgiving Well good luck with that, I have to wait until Christmas day to make myself sick...
Nov 14 2007 - Dog poops in crawl space I have a puppy that keeps pissing everywhere, so I'm full of symphony for you. L...
Nov 14 2007 - arse hole Well, I just hope you're not brushing your teeth with it afterwards.
Nov 14 2007 - Self control? But you didn't like my lightheated innuendo, so that makes you the moron, moron....
Nov 13 2007 - is it wrong to get jealous? Nearly, have you bean eating a lot of Chinese food recently?
Nov 13 2007 - Self control? OK Budda thanks for that, you fat homosexual cunt.
Nov 13 2007 - Self control? Oh right, that's really interesting, can you tell me what Spasticated means?
Nov 13 2007 - Shivering Is he a crack addict?
Nov 09 2007 - Giving or getting? What? Women can have orgasms?
Nov 02 2007 - how to ask ur freind to jack off with u Why?
Nov 02 2007 - Are italians bigger There must be some truth in this because most of the Italians I have met, have i...
Nov 01 2007 - January, Februrary Born February Favorite September
Nov 01 2007 - mi dad hates me Well I think you great, so hopefully that will even the ying and the yag out for...
Oct 30 2007 - Jealous of a girl with bigger hands ? Oddly enough I have a phobia of females with big hands. I'm always slightly con...
Oct 29 2007 - hmmmmm The fact you're a faggot means that you have little idea what a teenage boy want...
Oct 29 2007 - my d*** You have a small dick and your cousin is a small boy.
Oct 29 2007 - hmmmmm Ask her again, she might have changed her mind and you might get to shag her. ...
Oct 23 2007 - I kidnaped this lady 3 months ago. Have you been painting?
Oct 19 2007 - Now you know 3 Apparently
Oct 19 2007 - i f*** ma cuzin im gld im not fckg mi cus she loks lik a horz
Oct 19 2007 - Farting in the bathtub Why do you have to be in the bath to do this?
Oct 18 2007 - You can find it.... Yes, quite right, but did you know that by putting other words like fuck / sex /...
Oct 18 2007 - fever Are you at sea on a boat perhaps?
Oct 18 2007 - Now you know!!! Wise words.
Oct 18 2007 - Skateboarding Love When I was 16 I spent 10 hours a day masturbating.
Oct 17 2007 - Gay Porn I'm sorry, it appears that you're a homo.
Oct 16 2007 - what is wrong with me? The secret about secret deodorant is that it smells of shit.
Oct 16 2007 - sex with some1 No ignore it, I'm sure it will go away.
Oct 16 2007 - sexfdff I don't know, what sort of eggs are they?
Oct 15 2007 - Hidden penis This really is your lucky day, I've just had another one. "We all love sex...
Oct 15 2007 - Hidden penis It sounds to me that you have a very small penis, as luck would have it I've jus...
Oct 12 2007 - I called my girlfriend a c*nt. I'm not sure if your original reason was a good reason to call her a cunt. Howe...
Oct 11 2007 - mouth What you have there is something called a habit. What you need to do is break t...
Oct 11 2007 - Love Lost What you're still a virgin?
Oct 10 2007 - He poped the Q!!!! That's great news. I suggest you ignore what your friends say, what would they ...
Oct 09 2007 - Who's the hottest?????? Top left looks a bit like a pasty Abi Titmus. Has she got big tits or is she jus...
Oct 08 2007 - Am I An Ugly Girl? Is My Best Friend Hotter? I also called you a prick.
Oct 05 2007 - Am I An Ugly Girl? Is My Best Friend Hotter? I always take the moral high ground in those situations.
Oct 05 2007 - Depressed about soccer You don't need any ability to play for Liverpool, Peter Crouch is evidence of th...
Oct 02 2007 - For Potato. Ways to eat potato. What about crips or is that what Americans call chips? If that is the case what ...
Sep 27 2007 - Is it notmal to just want to..... You can't wipe out the Chinese, where would we get our takeaways from?
Sep 27 2007 - Net Authority website Are these people aware what % of websites are porn related? Supply and demand m...
Sep 27 2007 - Do you think.... I think she just has quite a poor dress sense.
Sep 27 2007 - Aaliyah I thought he was the leader of Iran?
Sep 27 2007 - Am I An Ugly Girl? Is My Best Friend Hotter? (That's hard to believe.)
Sep 27 2007 - Am I An Ugly Girl? Is My Best Friend Hotter? I find it hard that you of all people hold the flagging system with such high re...
Sep 27 2007 - Am I An Ugly Girl? Is My Best Friend Hotter? If the insults don't mean anything why have you been flagging them as abusive? ...
Sep 27 2007 - whenever i do it with my gf it looks like... What the fuck are you doing with her?
Sep 25 2007 - Am I An Ugly Girl? Is My Best Friend Hotter? I stopped posting about that "insult" about eight posts ago. You're t...
Sep 25 2007 - Am I An Ugly Girl? Is My Best Friend Hotter? Like I said if you had read all of my comments you would know the reason why I k...
Sep 24 2007 - Am I An Ugly Girl? Is My Best Friend Hotter? Wrong. Don't care. Half right.
Sep 24 2007 - Am I An Ugly Girl? Is My Best Friend Hotter? If you really had bothered to read my comments you would know the reason why.
Sep 21 2007 - Am I An Ugly Girl? Is My Best Friend Hotter? If you'd bothered to read my comments, I'm happy for you to take it as an insult...
Sep 20 2007 - Am I An Ugly Girl? Is My Best Friend Hotter? Good I'm happy about that. I've told you I'm not explaining it again. If you w...
Sep 19 2007 - Am I An Ugly Girl? Is My Best Friend Hotter? I have explained the joke to you more than once, I'm not going to waste anymore ...
Sep 18 2007 - Am I An Ugly Girl? Is My Best Friend Hotter? Yes it is a bit pathetic, but like I say, I'm bored at work and it helps pass th...
Sep 13 2007 - Am I An Ugly Girl? Is My Best Friend Hotter? I've already replied in a previous post about this. You laugh at yourself all...
Sep 12 2007 - Am I An Ugly Girl? Is My Best Friend Hotter? Sure you have. I deal with facts, some women become irriational when they hav...
Sep 11 2007 - Am I An Ugly Girl? Is My Best Friend Hotter? Only the female ones which have an ability to laugh at themselves. Not the male...
Sep 10 2007 - Am I An Ugly Girl? Is My Best Friend Hotter? Bashing you with jokes? I am treating you as I would anyone I was having an arg...
Sep 10 2007 - Am I An Ugly Girl? Is My Best Friend Hotter? a) That's no reason to respect anyone. b) She is old enough to look after herse...
Sep 07 2007 - Am I An Ugly Girl? Is My Best Friend Hotter? I was in a pub once and there was a great big black transvestite in there. He/s...
Sep 07 2007 - Midnight Eating It's the hungry hour apparently. Have you tried going to bed earlier.
Sep 07 2007 - Am I An Ugly Girl? Is My Best Friend Hotter? I only knew one man that used to slap his mrs about after he'd had a drink. I a...
Sep 06 2007 - Am I An Ugly Girl? Is My Best Friend Hotter? The fact you married someone with a problem towards women is properly the reason...
Sep 06 2007 - Am I An Ugly Girl? Is My Best Friend Hotter? "Typical males.....feeding into stereotypes that reap rewards for themselve...
Sep 05 2007 - Am I An Ugly Girl? Is My Best Friend Hotter? It wasn't funny because I'm not aloud to make the loosest sexist jokes. But it ...
Sep 05 2007 - Am I An Ugly Girl? Is My Best Friend Hotter? I've explained to you twice now that that was a joke, you are starting to bore m...
Sep 05 2007 - Am I An Ugly Girl? Is My Best Friend Hotter? As for you, when did I say that? And as for me turning women into lesbians that...
Sep 05 2007 - Am I An Ugly Girl? Is My Best Friend Hotter? Are you calling my wife a moron you ignorant prick? I understand what love is I...
Sep 05 2007 - Am I An Ugly Girl? Is My Best Friend Hotter? Another joke you didn't get, I know what it is, as soon as you explained that it...
Sep 03 2007 - Am I An Ugly Girl? Is My Best Friend Hotter? I can't understand I'm a man or because I'm a bit of a cunt? I'm glad you've ...
Aug 31 2007 - Am I An Ugly Girl? Is My Best Friend Hotter? I treat every woman I know like a human. I don't treat anyone like a dog. How h...
Aug 30 2007 - Am I An Ugly Girl? Is My Best Friend Hotter? Who isn't treating you like a human? (What animal are they treating you like or ...
Aug 30 2007 - My brother is a f**king prick I got a bit bored and could be arsed to read the hole of your ramblings, can you...
Aug 30 2007 - Superbowl predictions?? What does superbowel mean and which sport is it baseball or rugby for softies?