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Aug 27 2006 - Smoke Weed It's tough when you want to do something you don't want to do... like when Jesus...

Aug 27 2006 - Sharing Incest Fantasies "My word, it would appear that I've run into an exceedingly queer individua...

Aug 27 2006 - i love to masturbate Nobody has ever before masturbated in the history of the universe, ever. If you...

Jun 26 2006 - my sister Having sex with your sister would probably cause a lot of problems if you were e...

Jun 26 2006 - Its so good Don't get anything stuck... it might be a bit embarassing. And... wash the turk...

Apr 16 2006 - While masterbating, having gay fantasies I wouldn't say that's gay, it's just... part of the weirdness of sexuality.

Apr 16 2006 - Rape Fantasies? I've had friends tell me they've had similar fantasies, so sure. But actual rap...

Apr 10 2006 - I'm an atheist! I don't know what exactly I'll experience after death, but I do know all my memo...

Apr 03 2006 - poo friend APRIL FOOLS!

Mar 25 2006 - really irregular periods When you have your periods, does a little baby come out too? Or maybe just a fe...

Mar 25 2006 - enjoying online intimasies I'm a guy, lets just say my name is Rodrequiz von Brown III, Jr. That's all.

Mar 17 2006 - not sure I felt the same way when I was your age. It'll pass. Now get off the internet.

Mar 16 2006 - Stalker No harm involved? Do you realize that you're probably freaking the hell out of ...

Mar 16 2006 - anal can be great The weird thing was, when I went to the bathroom afterwards, I didn't see regula...

Mar 13 2006 - Llamas A poem by Ogden Nash: The one l-lama, he's a priest. The two l-llama, he's a...

Mar 13 2006 - Stapling I believe you have my stapler?

Mar 10 2006 - Bad dreams Closure is a lie perpetrated by hollywood. You'll never stop being bothered by ...

Mar 07 2006 - Are girls supposed to think this... I've heard another girl say that before. She was a freak too. Allow men to d...

Mar 06 2006 - Missing love Here's the best advice you can get: make a decision and stick with it.

Mar 05 2006 - BMW I love how we can flag a submission as both "stupid" and "lame.&q...

Mar 05 2006 - Missing love How can your situation possibly not allow for it? Do you live on an island with...

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