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Aug 31 2009 - am i a hermit? You have Agoraphobia, and it's sad, you are wasting your life. Go outside for a ...
Aug 31 2008 - weird sh*t that happened. maybe he was trying to dry them out so he could make jerky? what's the big deal?...
Aug 26 2008 - I still go for younger girls!!! Wow, u brother ^ are one of the first members, freakin cool! I am jealous!
Aug 25 2008 - Feel like I'm missing out on life... masterbate yourself
Aug 23 2008 - Attracted to women of 'size' roll her in flour and look for the wet spot.
Aug 23 2008 - Wanting to, but waiting Just do it, but for the love of God, use a freakin condom!
Aug 23 2008 - Change$$$$ No and your arteries are likely thickened and have plaque buildups which will le...
Aug 23 2008 - i'M SEXUALLY ATTRACTED TO KFC Udi, I think you should get some help. Thanks
Aug 21 2008 - People who seem fake Hi, I can totally relate to your feelings. I share an executive office with the...
Aug 19 2008 - I hate Ice You have been watching too much of " Ice Road Truckers " , take a brea...
Aug 18 2008 - I take at least 2 baths a day It's called being gay. Congratulations.
Aug 18 2008 - I hate my job! I would quit. I am about to quit my job, my boss is a complete ass and a money g...
Aug 18 2008 - compliment enragement HEY YOU ARE REALLY SMART
Sep 21 2007 - over weight face it, you are obese, fat.
Sep 20 2007 - My Rectum Nice story leobutrkernel.
Sep 18 2007 - Redheads, Redhair fire crotch hot in sack
Sep 18 2007 - We're In A Sexual Rut Twister and lube
Sep 18 2007 - Read This!!!! No you aren't alone, I love to eat it, I am a vagitarian. Niggas don't eat it ...
Sep 17 2007 - Whats the most answer ever? how bout you click on most comments, dumbshit
Sep 13 2007 - Please Anwser This Question no it's true because fat white chicks usuall hook up with black dudes as they ar...
Sep 12 2007 - fishy business As a Vagitarian, I like the smell of pussy, and taste, but it better be freshly ...
Sep 12 2007 - Webmaster fuck off all mother fucking ass wipes
Sep 12 2007 - well my pussy..... i say leave it and give him anal instead then u wont get knocked up biatch
Sep 12 2007 - Gay asian man THE CORRECT TERM IS GAYSIAN, IDIOT CHINK CHOW.
Sep 09 2007 - Attracted to Big "Male" Farts. LOL both of u cabby's
Sep 07 2007 - rape and cut you are so mellow.
Sep 07 2007 - I like Asians . . . Asians have very tight hole.
Sep 07 2007 - Webmaster I had a pink taco for lunch, after all, I am a vagitarian.
Sep 05 2007 - Do women like a shaved man? fuck off!
Apr 21 2007 - Goodbye and Good Luck! Oh by the way that was me, claro666 lol sorry i forgot to mention that.
Apr 21 2007 - Size.. oh shut up, just stick it in her. it will fit just fine and make sure to cum all...
Apr 21 2007 - Waxing Underarms GREAT IDEA for that and your poo nanny . just go for it baby oh yeah
Apr 21 2007 - knocking stuff off a desk omg FUCK THOSE PEOPLE UP NEXT TIME! i recommend military grade tear gas spray ca...
Apr 21 2007 - I keep failing driving tests I find you utterly repugnant. Your inferior intelligence is frightening. Go back...
Apr 21 2007 - kinda of underwear nice white lacey panties g string yes ah thx i am a perv
Apr 21 2007 - What is wrong with everybody? is there any hope u will turn off ur f u c kk ing caps lock key? retard!!!
Apr 21 2007 - is my girlfriend cheating on me? yes she is cheating
Apr 20 2007 - Long ass farts congratulations
Apr 19 2007 - Shaved pussy or hairy pussy Brazillian wax, nice and smooth is best.
Apr 19 2007 - Is my child safe at a nudist resort?.... your kid is gonna get anally raped likely, wtf are u thinking anyway? are you on...
Apr 19 2007 - I think penisis are ugly Try sucking one it will help
Apr 19 2007 - Winter+Cold= No good! retartet
Apr 16 2007 - not so fresh nipples omg, thank you now it all makes sense!
Apr 16 2007 - Worried about Carrot Top carrot top stop posting about yourself again!! jeeeze!! are your pubes red too?
Apr 16 2007 - STD's you have ass aids
Apr 16 2007 - Long Distance Relationship? great you are so cool at the best high school in texas, wow, amazing, that is gr...
Apr 16 2007 - MSN Contact mine is gofuckyourselfhardintheassmotherfucker
Apr 16 2007 - Weed 420 i was high the first time, and today the 10,000th time.
Apr 16 2007 - cumputa meks me ill It sounds like you have gotten mental retardation. good job.
Apr 16 2007 - i have not yet had an orgasim for fuck sake take a spelling class then maybe you will CUM
Apr 16 2007 - brother I would suggest you just do it. Totally normal.
Apr 16 2007 - Mouth burns after cunnilingus Oh, bad news, you have contracted HIV.
Apr 12 2007 - "Movie Incident" I am so glad to see this question. There is a great solution. Next time you go t...
Apr 12 2007 - Worried about Carrot Top Have you seen carrot top lately? He is like a bodybuilder, wierd. His career is ...
Apr 11 2007 - is my pussy fat? I love mushrooms.
Apr 02 2007 - Burning when i finger myself stop fingering ur ass
Apr 02 2007 - orgy with retard. I think that is normal and you are doing her a favor. Great work!
Mar 06 2007 - Pickled Penis Good job.
Mar 03 2007 - weird deformed privates.... I Think you have kleinfelters syndrome
Mar 03 2007 - GIVING WOWEN HEAD Just have some Listerine handy.
Mar 03 2007 - cunninglus- nasty or nice? Well, clean your crotch really well. And I don't believe your vagina is ugly and...
Mar 03 2007 - 14 and had sex Just do anal then she wont get knocked up.
Mar 03 2007 - sisters pussy Don't worry that happens all the time, it will all work itself out somehow.
Feb 24 2007 - Ryan Seacrest I've heard that, jizz is the best teeth whitener.
Feb 24 2007 - Sister gains weight IT's not so nice what you are doing to her, because when she is with a guy he is...
Feb 24 2007 - (pls read) MY LIFE NIGHTMARE and im 20 I have two ideas: 1. Get your ass to Amsterdam and go to the Rasta Coffe House...
Feb 24 2007 - my gf and I play MonkeyBall during sex. maybe she would like to suck on monkey balls and that is why she is fantasizing ...
Feb 24 2007 - I'm so lonely :D ^ha i am just trying to help this individual
Feb 24 2007 - i gave my bro a b/j jeez roger
Feb 24 2007 - Please Anwser This Question No, because their personal hygeine is usually poor with a smelly fish vagina...e...
Feb 24 2007 - Boo hoo i think you are crying from all the c u m that is being shot into your eyes.
Feb 24 2007 - Who's your Daddy??? remember, commit six sins and get the seventh FREE!
Feb 24 2007 - Tips Please Stick the tip of a cock in ur p ussy and do it faster and faster then you will e...
Feb 24 2007 - Am I being played? Yeah he probably enjoys the sex with his daughter a lot more so I would just giv...
Feb 24 2007 - help please hahaha ^^^ try having your girl suck it out of you that always helps for me.
Feb 24 2007 - Won't mention name of girl I likegvasfbhaj she is just accusing you cuz she wants some of your stash. give her some but rep...
Feb 24 2007 - I'm so lonely :D I have no idea what 90Kg is but I bet you are big fat slobbering skid marking lo...
Feb 23 2007 - i gave my bro a b/j Totally normal. That's just being a good sister.
Feb 23 2007 - French hatred i see london i see france i took a crap in my underpants. i hate frenches they d...
Feb 23 2007 - Human Ashtray ...but can she smoke one out of her P u s s y? I saw that in a japanese porno on...
Feb 23 2007 - Sex with myself I agree ^
Feb 23 2007 - I hate my neighbors so much well mine used to be hare krisnas with the pink robes and drums and all and they...
Feb 23 2007 - I Need Advice A bowling ball.
Feb 23 2007 - Cannot Kick The Habit stick your head in a crap filled toilet every time you think of it then maybe it...
Feb 23 2007 - What are some signs that a girl likes you? You see a wet area in her private region.
Feb 23 2007 - I feel tired and burnt out. Yes, I would try something new, like Anal for instance. Or extreme rubber suit b...
Feb 23 2007 - wet armpits put four nicorette patches under each arm, no more sweat will leak out and you w...
Feb 23 2007 - Whoops it did it again.....!! agreed ^ . try eating raw calf livers for one week.
Feb 23 2007 - Are red heads less attractive? Everyone likes a red bush, firecrotch oh yeah!
Feb 22 2007 - Am I A LESBIAN go munch some carpet
Feb 22 2007 - feelings, jelousey, upset, weird, relationships Vote for Barack Obama
Feb 17 2007 - to be addicted to cocaine I just wanted to say congratulations! Good job, keep it up.
Feb 17 2007 - Mine Stinks Too. stop jizzing in it
Feb 17 2007 - Vagina colour I'm afraid she has syphilis.
Jan 21 2007 - how to hit the g-spot right stick two fingers in and pull up and toward you really fast.
Jan 21 2007 - Havnt showered in weeks french people shower like once a month, totally disgusting but normal for you an...
Jan 07 2007 - Horny Morning becca i am having the same problem, can u please help me
Jan 07 2007 - Fear of oral sex Make sure she had braces with lots of loose wires, feels good.
Jan 07 2007 - Am I racist I like indians except when i have to stay at a small indian run hotel in long be...
Jan 07 2007 - Girl at school shut up
Jan 07 2007 - clubbing did u mean clubbing seals? or to the club?
Jan 07 2007 - clubbing yeah don't be the wandering pervert! get some buds to go with u.
Jan 07 2007 - Musical Imagination eat shit
Jan 07 2007 - boy problem need advice let one do u in the mouth and the other in uranus
Jan 07 2007 - I feel so akward you feel akward cuz you are freakin retarded.
Jan 07 2007 - Our SHITTY Environment believe it , we are all going to burn in hell very soon, on earth
Jan 07 2007 - Going Goth? grow up
Jan 07 2007 - can't give oral let him do u in the butt.
Jan 07 2007 - scared of porn just wank it homo
Jan 07 2007 - the skills needed for drinking Try swallowing semen, it goes down real smooth
Jan 03 2007 - HELP!! IAM ADDICTED TO HOOKERS So, just keep doing it, that's what they are there for. But, who was the best on...
Dec 28 2006 - OUCH....He's Hurting Me I think that is great and u should try some astro glide lube next time, maybe wh...
Dec 27 2006 - Bored 24/7 try nude mud wrestling with your neighbors
Dec 27 2006 - I just ate an entire pen... that sounds yummy
Dec 27 2006 - How do I avoid damaging my spleen? I would recommend a spleenectomy, that way you could put it in a big jar and wor...
Dec 26 2006 - Anger: please read kick them in the nut
Dec 20 2006 - I don't understand #2 don't be a sisophous and act like you know everything, it is a turn off.
Dec 20 2006 - I don't understand #1 secret = big cock
Dec 20 2006 - okkkkkkkkkk idiot
Dec 18 2006 - Green That's hot
Dec 16 2006 - Rape and kill my boss how bout u sue the company for harassment, then u will be rich and happy and not...
Dec 16 2006 - disabled sister why not roll her down some nice stairs for fun?
Dec 16 2006 - grossed out by friends enormous poop i would tell all her friends about it.
Dec 11 2006 - To the cruel b*s***ds of this world. Hey just relax we r here to just have a good time. If you cunt handly comments t...
Dec 10 2006 - Lost It. Keep doing it!
Dec 10 2006 - Is there something wrong with me? It is the Aids.
Dec 06 2006 - i am in love with a stick I thought it was about your broom stick. We caught a drunk girl at a party going...
Dec 06 2006 - Incest Incest is Best.
Dec 01 2006 - Shark Attack Ruined my Life If i were you i would become a sky-boarder, ya know just jump out of planes with...
Dec 01 2006 - Red Hot Chili Pepper which album? cuz the new shit is gay. thanks.
Dec 01 2006 - my teacher butt-f**ked me and now i am in love It's totally normal man
Nov 26 2006 - Sex with christmas lights it is totally normal. in fact i just gave my tree a frosted look.
Nov 25 2006 - Are women more attracted to muscular men? Are the 4 guys who responded saying they are women or what?
Nov 21 2006 - something that i wanna kno sure it's normal. I mean I personally don't lol but some people may enjoy it, ju...
Nov 20 2006 - I'm scared pls make the story shorter i have ADD
Nov 20 2006 - Drinking in the morning Umm I lived with two girls, Kendra and Krissy (lol) and they not only slammed a ...
Nov 18 2006 - didnt sh*t for a whole week I spent a long weekend in Mexico (camping) and never took a crap. Well when I go...
Nov 18 2006 - i eat out of the garbage That is kinda gross. Ieatapples, what do you think as you are an expert in apple...
Nov 16 2006 - Do I masturbate for too long? Princess no guy can have 50 orgasms, it must be a woman?
Nov 16 2006 - What do you think of DP with your best friend? I think any guy that wants to DP with you is secretly gay and you are too.
Nov 12 2006 - if anyone knows about general order number 1. ..oh an Pauli Piss oFF
Nov 12 2006 - if anyone knows about general order number 1. I think it is total shit. I think they should allow you alcohol (on leaves), sex...
Nov 10 2006 - recently found out my bf has hair on his ass.. just pour some nair on it whilst he is sleeping
Nov 09 2006 - bus & granny precisely why i have my own truck!
Nov 07 2006 - Saving toenail clippings my friend saves all of his for many years in an altoids container. it is always ...
Nov 07 2006 - Masturbate at least 5 times a day totally normal man. i have done the deed 10 times in a day no problem, both han...
Nov 07 2006 - bare breasts it's not normal to know how to spell idiosyncracies.
Nov 07 2006 - My coochie is weird! i would guess bigger girls have some funk down there, for instance, black dudes ...
Nov 07 2006 - i always feel suicidial, plz help me!!! *Innapropriate Comment* - Removed.
Nov 06 2006 - My parents won't help me pay for college I think you should first find out all you can about the farm business, and your ...
Nov 06 2006 - throat lump It's probably a sebaceous cyst or an unborn zit. Put a hot towel on it for a hal...
Nov 06 2006 - the way i talk It's normal if you are from Bulgaria. Are you?
Oct 31 2006 - I have a constant fear that I am pregnant I would sit in a terribly hot jacuzzi for at least two hours. If there was a bab...
Oct 30 2006 - "Women" give XL guys a chance. I agree with above comment. I am XL, 260 lbs, but muscular. I struggle with a gu...
Oct 29 2006 - Meat For Satans Icebox Hi, well with Halloween on the way, I recommend on of the greatest B Movies of a...
Oct 29 2006 - lonely I would start taking drugs and drinking heavily, then you will have all kinds of...
Oct 29 2006 - what shoud i do?? I would recommend fing the first girl you meet. That way is she was cheating on ...
Oct 29 2006 - gay... Glad to hear it Leobutkernel
Oct 29 2006 - Ass for dinner? I saw that too, the boys face was totally in the cows ass and he was really scra...
Oct 23 2006 - i f**ked my sister i hope she is at least your step sister? if not, well, try to have a baby cuz i ...
Oct 22 2006 - spinning i spin too but on my spin bike, it is a better workout than your chair
Oct 21 2006 - Hot in the Office Excellent advice crazymo, thanks.
Oct 21 2006 - Scared To Piss In A Toilet Piss in a mouth
Oct 20 2006 - nose hair problem i trim it up. you can breathe better too! once i went on a date with this girl a...
Oct 20 2006 - To be such a cute little 16 year old!!!1!! and it wasn't me! but i love ieatapples she is great! :)
Oct 20 2006 - guitar playing as i guy who sings and plays guitar, i can definately say YES! ...If you are goo...
Oct 19 2006 - Disturbing thoughts about my son just don't drown him please thanks.
Oct 19 2006 - sh*tter shea oh my god you really need to change your diet, if that happened with my gf she w...
Oct 19 2006 - My purple ear wax..help! great use of the english language, retard
Oct 19 2006 - Lashings and lashings of the old ultra-violence yes but he may have enjoyed the arse rape. good job beating him down. i would ha...
Oct 17 2006 - Too much alcohol? You are having about 17 drinks per day, that's a lot and if ya keep it up I hate...
Oct 16 2006 - BF IS WAY TOO HORNY..what should i do?? Honestly you just need to put out more or he will leave you for someone else, an...
Oct 14 2006 - I only get an erection when my gf sucks me off. have her suck you to get you good and ready then tell her to get on top and ride...
Oct 14 2006 - Why are these things wierd? i don't think that is weird at all, i like it. you are just an open spirit, don'...
Oct 13 2006 - MJ Tour over. Michael I want to go to Neverland and eat your Ranch dressing.
Oct 13 2006 - Help Me plz Hi, Why don't you look at this site and see what may interest you. http://www.s...
Oct 13 2006 - Finger bang i'm gonna finger bang bang you into my life
Oct 13 2006 - My girlfriend has loose hands donkey punch
Oct 11 2006 - massage w/o draping I agree, no draping! There are like 5 sleazy oriental massage places a few block...
Oct 10 2006 - can't seem to get a girlfriend try walking around with your schlong hanging out of your jeans
Oct 09 2006 - Jessica Simpson Fan she is a fucking dumb bitch with no talent other than a wet pussy
Oct 09 2006 - i absolutely despise CONDOMS i supect you are a man, and a sick one at that, go for it cum-guzzler!
Oct 04 2006 - Albino Hey man I would stay the way you were meant to be and forget about all the other...
Oct 04 2006 - spots HERPES
Oct 04 2006 - SLEEPY! go back to mexico and take a siesta.
Oct 03 2006 - i always look stoned You may have droopy eyes or somethin. I recommend Botox injections.
Oct 01 2006 - Albino POWDER! Is that you?
Oct 01 2006 - SMS MESSAGING I text all the time, it is a great way of avoiding confrontation with my boss, c...
Oct 01 2006 - i want to wank i forgot the question but Leo, how is Mowing Daisy?
Oct 01 2006 - Pubic hair factory omg you are even sicker than me! holy shit! that is so fucking gross. cum laden ...
Oct 01 2006 - lump in nipple LOL ^
Sep 28 2006 - Say my name bitch! i am going to call you Dillywank fag
Sep 28 2006 - Toilet Paper Routine try some moist wipes that way the TP doesn't crumble in your bumble
Sep 26 2006 - Wired Switch wow that is an amazing dicovery, maybe you should apply to school at MIT?
Sep 26 2006 - Bye bye weird. not happened to me (yet). Are you on acid by chance?
Sep 26 2006 - crappy web site good, thanks ^.