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About cranberri
Name: CrAnBerrY
Location: A boG
Age: AlmoSt RiPeNed
Sex: asexUal... I SEed
Occupation: wILL bE EatEn, Or JUIceD
Favorite Food: ChICkEN PaRM
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Feb 14 2008 -
Would you make your niece cry ON PURPOSE?
ive always known a person drunk will bring out their true personality... they do...
Feb 13 2008 -
I hate it but i cant stop..
brillo pads do the same to me...they make my teeth hurt....so does cake.......(w...
Feb 11 2008 -
im really worried
still that's four strains im less likely to get... do you know that the tetnus s...
Feb 11 2008 -
dropped my hamster
you all are funny... you would sue for something that i would trap if it ever ca...
Feb 11 2008 -
dropped my hamster
its a nasty discusting rodent that will live.. unless you shook him too hard... ...
Feb 11 2008 -
Touch ppl when they sleep
idk.. but sometimes my bf has a raging hard on in the middle of the night... and...
Feb 09 2008 -
im really worried
k if you dont want to see a doctor... then dont bother posting... you could have...
Feb 09 2008 -
Piss in Pussy - Chuckle
i thought it takes a lot for men to pee when hard
Feb 09 2008 -
CAN BLOWJOBS BREAK VIRGINITY?
well.. everyone has there own version of sex... those sex educators say any oral...
Feb 09 2008 -
like an ant farm
we are.... i often refer to us as ants.... think of the 8 year old that owns our...
Feb 09 2008 -
Is It Normal To Have....
that is nasty... i hope that wasnt real
Feb 09 2008 -
Babies
you just gave my statement truth
Feb 09 2008 -
No Sex For a Week Due To AntiBiotics, (Gonnorhea)
dont have sex with anyone... especially who you got it from until you both have ...
Feb 09 2008 -
Is size 12 FAT??
the thing is... we live in a country that accepts size 7 and down.... it is rumo...
Feb 09 2008 -
is 20 and 32 too big of an age gap?
i think as long as you click....age doesnt matter... unless one of the peopl...
Feb 09 2008 -
Complicated
i think you should go to school and do your homework... so you can speak correct...
Feb 09 2008 -
Obsession with me
studly? um ok... but it sounds like you understand it well.... whats so bad abou...
Feb 09 2008 -
Babies
neither... the first one is trailer trash trying to be elegant... the second one...
Feb 09 2008 -
bruises
japan isnt spanish speaking?????
Feb 09 2008 -
Is It Normal To Have....
i thought Duechenne's was in little kids????...... maybe kidneys? its in your a...
Feb 06 2008 -
What would you do?
have a nice day stargirl
Feb 06 2008 -
What would you do?
i made a mark on the world.... how? that's kind to say.... thank you for being ...
Feb 06 2008 -
What would you do?
i was trying to turn our frowns upside down... by having a nice conversation.......
Feb 06 2008 -
What would you do?
the way i write on my profile is for the aesthetics... it has nothing to do with...
Feb 06 2008 -
What would you do?
whats a babelfish???? i dont eat seafood... sorry
Feb 06 2008 -
Does anyone like to eat??
weed butter is pretty damn good on bagels.... and it is pretty potent......the f...
Feb 06 2008 -
What would you do?
sorry italian letters dont show up well.... Arrivederci.
Feb 06 2008 -
What would you do?
ah! Sei mai stata prima in Italia? Come si chiama? Mi chiamo mirtillo rosso. ...
Feb 06 2008 -
Who cheats more men or woman
0 ... i'm a girl... never once cheated... that's low.... my ex friend however ha...
Feb 06 2008 -
The New England Patriots!!!
WOOO HOOO!!!! GO GIANTS!!!!! WOO HOO PATS SUCK!!! (they did do damn well though....
Feb 06 2008 -
What would you do?
thats what i thought
Feb 06 2008 -
is it normal not to have any ovaries?
wait you morons... not having ovaries does not mean you cant use a condom..... y...
Feb 06 2008 -
I let my dog eat me out...
what do you want a medal or something? lots of nasty skanks do that.
Feb 06 2008 -
Does anyone like to eat??
n IGGER please go away
Feb 06 2008 -
eeewwwwwwwwwwwwww chink sex
she was cute... but she needed those beef curtains taken care of
Feb 06 2008 -
What would you do?
wait wait wait... so you wash your nasty twat with an ass clown....oh my god!!! ...
Feb 06 2008 -
What would you do?
you are just about the biggest donnaccia ive ever internet chatted with. ass clo...
Feb 06 2008 -
What would you do?
ass clown... ha ha...ass clown... what is an ass clown?? haha ha! im not ignoran...
Feb 06 2008 -
What would you do?
calling the cops would be the most moronic thing a person could do.... get new p...
Feb 06 2008 -
New England Patriots
GO GIANTS!!!! WOO! PATS SUCK!!!!!
Feb 06 2008 -
What would you do?
well... it's none of your business..first of all. I do suggest you stay out of ...
Feb 04 2008 -
Free Julian Gibbons . THE GOOD NEWS.
it's so weird... i know a boy from the middle east, his name means god... but in...
Feb 04 2008 -
Periods
i hate how guys freak out about periods... it's not like girls can help it, and ...
Feb 04 2008 -
How do I know when and how?
eat 17 jalapeno peppers, then three ice cubes, put cold cranberry juice on your ...
Feb 04 2008 -
Question
educational, you can only stop necro murderers if you can figure out why they do...
Feb 04 2008 -
Two Bi's or Not Two Bi's
she isn't your friend... dont make the stupid mistake of hanging out with her......
Feb 02 2008 -
if you had to kill some one.....
me? no im not a pimp... but if you screw me over, i screw you over 10 times wors...
Feb 02 2008 -
brest
but also... i have curly hair, so I want straight hair, I have huge boobs, so I ...
Feb 02 2008 -
can you still catch herpies
why are you on a herpes dating site? thats creepy... do they ask you the hundred...
Feb 02 2008 -
My balls get bigger as i get older
possibly ripleys
Feb 02 2008 -
Question
i dont sex the dead... but have sadly been forced to watch videos of offenders.....
Feb 02 2008 -
how is virginity determined
anal sex takes away virginity, you can still get pregnant, stds and a cock is vi...
Feb 02 2008 -
How can the Adam and Eve story be true?
I'm not the only believer, stargirl. If you study psychology, many people have f...
Jan 28 2008 -
Is anybody as obsesessed with this as I am?
how come every post someone asks how big the posters tits are? im not obsessed ...
Jan 28 2008 -
How can the Adam and Eve story be true?
ok... christans dont even believe in gravity... accrding to them adam and eve p...
Jan 28 2008 -
cycling fun
i believe i saw you at the library.. were you the man wearing tight tight shorts...
Jan 28 2008 -
STD's
you can get bacterial infections... wash your hands after and before... and show...
Jan 28 2008 -
how is virginity determined
yes, you bleed... and it hurts for a week.... but i lost my virginity to a man t...
Jan 28 2008 -
Question
necrophilia exists often... ever hear of someone killing and raping? not all are...
Jan 28 2008 -
Lying
well.. if what you lied about is fucking scary... them i understand it... bu...
Jan 28 2008 -
What wrong with homosexuality?
if i (an attractive female) said I was homosexual... tons of guys would be like,...
Jan 28 2008 -
Um ok
no... unless in surgery they accidently snipped something they shouldnt have... ...
Jan 28 2008 -
Marriage is a SCAM!
you probably married for the sex, or money.... i have found that if a couple can...
Jan 28 2008 -
virginity. when did you lose it?
15 almost 16... sophomore in school.
Jan 28 2008 -
An American that hates American Music
holy shit! you are such a fuc king rebel!
Jan 28 2008 -
i think im a sex addict
do you sleep with a lot of people? if so you are a slut.... but if monogamous......
Jan 25 2008 -
People can make your job harder
a ha... not any more... the bitch got fired for screaming at an important client...
Jan 25 2008 -
My balls get bigger as i get older
did you see the pic of elephantitis on this guys cock??? it was really a kick st...
Jan 25 2008 -
Wanting to get pregnant
sorry... just most of the posts like this are from 12 year olds....2/3s of the s...
Jan 25 2008 -
2nd attempt
wow... attention seeking much? you know you will love it when everyone asks why ...
Jan 23 2008 -
stuck in a bottle
lol... its his idiocy.. he did it
Jan 23 2008 -
Wanting to get pregnant
also simple things like taking out the trash and getting a jug of milk are near ...
Jan 23 2008 -
Wanting to get pregnant
you sound young... if he doesnt want a baby respect this....i mean not all are p...
Jan 23 2008 -
Why Do Stupid People Have to Spawn...?
i know... your parents should have just gotten an abortion.... but oh well... ma...
Jan 23 2008 -
My balls get bigger as i get older
i guess..... get botox.... it makes them as smooth as eggs. once they are shave...
Jan 23 2008 -
Why do I behave like a kid?
my boyfriend does.... i think it's just insecurity... idk... sometimes i think h...
Jan 23 2008 -
Question for the lovely ladies
ok.... this is what i think.... size doesnt matter to an extent.. k... some guy ...
Jan 23 2008 -
giving my girlfriend an orgasm
um... if she isn't emotionally ready, and is forcing it... she wont have one... ...
Jan 23 2008 -
wtf im still dizzy as helll
homegrown dro? lololololol... um it sounds like it's your first or second time.....
Jan 23 2008 -
Fanny Farts
ok... i feel better now ! my aunt is not a freak.
Jan 18 2008 -
NOBODY WILL HAVE SEX WITH ME
is it weird that people as large as the person in diapers profile truly make me ...
Jan 18 2008 -
Guys and trust issues
are you a skank? idk.. i have a skanky friend that cheated on every boyfriend sh...
Jan 18 2008 -
should i cruise?
yes... didnt john holmes sleep with hundreds of girls...... did one gay porno, a...
Jan 18 2008 -
Chris and Star
does anyone ever stop and think that the people posting the bashing posts... are...
Jan 18 2008 -
Marijuana
what biography? close friends.... hah! how do you know that?... and how do you g...
Jan 18 2008 -
This Is a StUpid BiGGest feAr... Isnt It?
i think the poster is talking about stds that can be treated with medications (s...
Jan 17 2008 -
can you still catch herpies
yes... you still can... especially if you didnt put the condom on far enough. ...
Jan 16 2008 -
i dont know if i like her
i dont care
Jan 16 2008 -
what is a brown noser?
it's someone that has a skin condition where they are white, but have the nose o...
Jan 16 2008 -
nails
when i was 12 i worked out a thing with my mother... if i could grow my nails pa...
Jan 16 2008 -
What do people talk about at parties??
um.. the party... it's an event where you can hang out with your friends, and me...
Jan 16 2008 -
prison pants
what happened to the orange one piece jumpsuits, with orange flipflops?
Jan 16 2008 -
I Want It Now.... only the adult men.
debbie does dallas again, is the first high definition porno.... it's kind of we...
Jan 15 2008 -
Marijuana
in case you didnt know... marajuana doesn't make you hallucinate, unless there i...
Jan 12 2008 -
Do you think Amy Winehouse is sexy ?
would you fuck trump if you knew you would be rich??? a lot of girls (even guys)...
Jan 12 2008 -
'She' is a guy?
lol!!!!!
Jan 12 2008 -
My split ends.
cutting your hair... even a centimeter makes it grow faster..... especially if y...
Jan 12 2008 -
My split ends.
pantene is cheap as fuck!!! lol... it's as good as putting battery acid in your ...
Jan 12 2008 -
dildo in ass
it's your mothers
Jan 12 2008 -
Black Guys
ive always seen them with fat nasty bitchy redheads... that dont know when to ke...
Jan 12 2008 -
gimme more baby names
alize... even though it's alcohol I have always liked that name. hitler is a goo...
Jan 12 2008 -
my bum
IT'S A PIMPLE... WAIT FOR IT TO POP ON IT'S OWN.... IT'S OK YOU ASKED HER... YOU...
Jan 12 2008 -
WEIGHT HELP
and if you didnt know, the american's language is stupid.... we park on the driv...
Jan 12 2008 -
porn website
idk i dont have dialup.... google dialup porn or try myfreepaysite, or duckyporn...
Jan 12 2008 -
Marijuana
my post says the organs were effected by the weed....how can you think that I th...
Jan 09 2008 -
Women pissing
going to pull an r kelly?
Jan 09 2008 -
Women pissing
"Yeah, it's the R 40 oz of malt liquor make me wanna tell you somethin' ...
Jan 09 2008 -
Forgetting to eat
i dont have food to eat.... i wish my not eating was a choice. the government su...
Jan 09 2008 -
I love the David Mathews Band!!!
athlete's balls?
Jan 09 2008 -
Should i do it?
a lot of girls do it.... if they feel rejected or not accepted they do something...
Jan 09 2008 -
Marijuana
it started in his toe... which they later found it was in his brain, lungs, and ...
Jan 09 2008 -
Marijuana
i read that he died from lung cancer...... and have heard it from numerous peop...
Jan 08 2008 -
Emo.......
glue a seagull wing to your forehead dye it black, and highlight it.... then you...
Jan 08 2008 -
loneliness.. :'(
well, most ppl dont have the balls to do it.... so go see a therapist.
Jan 08 2008 -
Is it ok having an internet ladyfriend?
she is prob not what you wat if no pic is coming... my avitar looks nothing like...
Jan 08 2008 -
Best friend and my Ex
he isnt a friend.... they prob fucked when you were together.
Jan 08 2008 -
Does my husband have a fetish ?
he probably thinks you like it.... mine does some weird thing where he shakes my...
Jan 08 2008 -
why do teachers blame you for every thing???
that happens.... my teacher in fourth grade saw someone throw a paper or somethi...
Jan 08 2008 -
Never marry, have kids and stay a virgin
i seriously had a pregnant friend that was a virgin..... she had her boyfriend w...
Jan 08 2008 -
sex with a friend
good job
Jan 08 2008 -
Marijuana
weed is both the bad is.... * it over time can cause cancer (bob marley) *...
Jan 07 2008 -
911 coincidence
a ha!!!! the jews did it!!!! lol!
Jan 07 2008 -
2 Grade 12 Assignments, 7.5 Hours
maybe.... but all i know is that my report on fusion and fission was plagerized....
Jan 03 2008 -
smoking hooka!
shisha? if you smoke shisha (like you are supposed to in a hookah) then, not rea...
Jan 03 2008 -
Which do you prefer?
is this one of those things they do at schools... mine did every 60 seconds... w...
Jan 03 2008 -
American Pie: 6__________ title?
it's the one where stiflers little bro goes to college... i think.
Jan 03 2008 -
Shaken, not stirred
i just had a caramel appletini the other night.... it was incredible! but a drin...
Jan 03 2008 -
my gf sucks
bite her back... she will like it and maybe stop biting you.
Jan 03 2008 -
So what do they think of us?
i think there is a difference between n1ggers and black people (or whatever is p...
Jan 03 2008 -
Fanny Farts
i thought fanny was bum... but its vagina? gross... as a kid... my aunt used to ...
Jan 03 2008 -
age limit for IIN
yes, younger kids need help.... but they make sites like this FOR the underage. ...
Jan 03 2008 -
n e human eva attempted 2 mate with Chimpanzees ?
they were also widely reported in blood transfusions, female prostitutes, sluts,...
Jan 03 2008 -
brest
excuse me??? stfu you ignorant prick. Victorias Secret makes the wonderbra, but ...
Jan 03 2008 -
In the garden...
no, im saying that children that are taught to believe in a fantasy world often ...
Jan 02 2008 -
brest
it's called the wonderbra
Jan 02 2008 -
passing piss test
piss tests dont test beer... mouth tests do...the ones that you have to suck on ...
Jan 02 2008 -
In the garden...
you should never lie to your children.... i have two families one set of sibling...
Jan 02 2008 -
Haruka and Michiru
nihon???? piru no nonde imas.
Jan 02 2008 -
a lump on my neck?
lymph node???
Jan 02 2008 -
How??
you stick your finger up your ass
Jan 02 2008 -
U.S. Versus England
canada is messed up... i was 16 and went, and could smoke... i was 18 and ran ou...
Jan 02 2008 -
Am i A snitch or a nympo?
bankers earn like 2$ above minimum wage.. you must be working four banks 24/7 36...
Jan 02 2008 -
George Wussie Bush
are you in the war? no? then stfu.
Jan 02 2008 -
sandwiches
sandwiches are fucking good!
Jan 02 2008 -
For Nearly
christians are fucked up! i went to a bible camp when i was 13 (by force) and pe...
Jan 02 2008 -
THis is for the underage girls on iin
i used to go on that site... when it was made a few years back... and freeopen ...
Jan 02 2008 -
Is it any wonder Americans are fat b*s***ds?
i just busted your stereotype... sry... im 6 foot and weight 127 lbs... i am a s...
Jan 02 2008 -
Strangest thing you've stuck yourself with?
i was stuck by a c0ck yesterday... does that count
Jan 02 2008 -
im a virgin and i need to know what to do
you havent had sex yet... you old spinster! join the convent now... it's much to...
Jan 02 2008 -
Rush_2112
the most covered band is the beatles....it's sick.. beatles lullaby...beatles fe...
Jan 02 2008 -
anxiety
it is probably dehydration.... do you drink soda??? well drink water ... eight g...
Jan 02 2008 -
Phone tracing
i hope i never see anything like that again
Jan 02 2008 -
ADULT ROMANCE
yes... it is weird... do old people wank to this literature????
Jan 02 2008 -
My dad gives Represents! (Cheap Asshole!)
what's a dead woman going to do with boots??? as long as the were new, and you d...
Jan 02 2008 -
I AM AN OFFICER OF THE LAW
um... no... posting fake stories will NOT get you in trouble... but posting step...
Jan 02 2008 -
NEW YORK
but do you know what? you can have it... you were here first.... good job, what ...
Jan 02 2008 -
Girl Problems
dont talk to her.... seriously.... IGNORE HER TO A SICKENING EXTENT!!!!!!! she w...
Jan 02 2008 -
taking too long for wrist to heal.
you can't sue for breaking your own wrist... moron.... but it will be healed eno...
Jan 02 2008 -
Boy Trouble
it sounds like you have immature relationships... dont hump everything that says...
Jan 02 2008 -
hemroid on my ass
um syphillus???? you have to go to a doctor.... I overdosed on cocaine when I wa...
Jan 02 2008 -
NEW YORK
yes, wow you are smart... but can you comprehend what you read??? I was here mon...
Jan 02 2008 -
George W Bush is the biggest c*nt in the world
it wasn't for no reason... i don't agree with him.... but I understand he had a ...
Jan 02 2008 -
Satanic music
ever listen to the backmask of revolution 9, or stairway to heaven.... that's sc...
Jan 02 2008 -
shemales
idk but for some reason I have always wanted a hot shemale to give it to me... t...
Jan 02 2008 -
IM GOING TO BURN IT DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i was actually rooting for the giants!!!!!!!!! I havent lived here too long, and...
Dec 31 2007 -
JOJO HERE, WHAT DO YOU DO AT CHRISTMAS?
that's thoughtful, now they have an extra bag to sell, and the money they make i...
Dec 31 2007 -
Help I need a sex lesson now
ask her for a rim job, and say you really really want it, or you will break up w...
Dec 31 2007 -
People can make your job harder
i work with a girl that has a severe personality disorder, and I want to shoot h...
Dec 31 2007 -
y when crime commited against black a hate crime
i know... if 6 black men did that to me... it would be flipped around... saying ...
Dec 31 2007 -
Would being paid for semen be illegal
prostitution is illegal... tell that money scuzzling whore to go to planned pare...
Dec 31 2007 -
if you had to kill some one.....
a girl that i have been trying to find for the past year to kick her ass.... but...
Dec 31 2007 -
memorie-loss
obviously.... YOU FORGOT HOW TO SPELL!!!! go to a doctor quick!!!! your spelling...
Dec 31 2007 -
STD's
anal discharge?
Dec 31 2007 -
HEY GUYS DOES A PENIS ENLARGMENT ACTUALLY WORK?
of course it doesnt work, and the site wont say it doesnt work.... they want you...
Dec 31 2007 -
2 Grade 12 Assignments, 7.5 Hours
dont cut and paste... you WILL get caught... teachers have a web program where t...
Dec 31 2007 -
Which do guys prefer??
wax for no ingrown hair
Dec 31 2007 -
Help! not sure if I want a girlfriend
go to school
Dec 31 2007 -
No friends
where are you from? how old are you? what do you like to do? you wont get friend...
Dec 31 2007 -
If you don't support G.W.B. your a terrorist!
i guess Im a terrorist.... who should be the next joke of a president. Now it's ...
Dec 31 2007 -
I want to sleep with Peaches Geldof
is that peaches as in the teaches of peaches? she is worshipped by ugly wannabe ...
Dec 31 2007 -
Finally Have a Man!
it doesnt matter what we think of your boyfriend... think about him yourself
Dec 31 2007 -
i cant be away from him for that longgg.
you are both young... you will both have found someone else to bang by then.
Dec 31 2007 -
Pregnant?
i dont pay attention to slack, sorry... lockets, maybe this means you arent preg...
Dec 31 2007 -
How do you masturbate a girl off ?
why dont you ask her????
Dec 31 2007 -
34 year old buff male?!
?????????????????????????????????????????????????? ????? ??? ????? ??? ????? ???...
Dec 31 2007 -
911 coincidence
what was with the star of david though ??????
Dec 31 2007 -
What's considered as tall
it's ok, my 10 yr old sis is about that size... she rocks the schools basketball...
Dec 31 2007 -
Quintissentially... ANNOYED
um, all of the british people i have met are posh and snobby, with bad teeth and...
Dec 31 2007 -
stupid
wow you do have big eyes
Dec 31 2007 -
Does he even like me??
i dont get it
Dec 31 2007 -
whats your wildest fantasy
having free money everyday so I can quit my piece of shit job, move into a bigge...
Dec 31 2007 -
The Dial, Holdial Kill the f*****g peac*ck
find the peacocks food, and put crushed alkaseltzer, powdered rat poison, and cr...
Dec 31 2007 -
My farts smell like old rotten boots
eat healthier?
Dec 31 2007 -
EMOS....
i like how they are 'unique individuals' that look and act and speak and dress l...
Dec 31 2007 -
I look good on the outside, but it's all a sham.
i have a birthmark on my thigh, and i was really scared of letting someone see i...
Dec 31 2007 -
I look good on the outside, but it's all a sham.
wow someone had an extra helping of queer with their breakfast.
Dec 31 2007 -
u eva keyed someones car that takes up 2 spaces?
you could have if anything called the police and made a citizens report... but t...
Dec 31 2007 -
My baby feet
my friends baby had this issue... baby converses work incredibly.... you can get...
Dec 31 2007 -
if you think jenna jameson is sexy
i think there are no treads left on the tire.... time for a new tire.
Dec 31 2007 -
when im stressed i get allergic reactions
i am stressed when i eat food or use soap that im allergic to. it's painful.